Thursday, July 31st 2008

Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Face

Tommy Girl has no reason to smile. The dumb bitch has just been named in a $250 million lawsuit against Scientology. The lawsuit was filed by an ex-Scientologist that goes by the name of Peter Letterese. Peter filed using the RICO statue. You know what RICO is if you saw "The Dark Knight." Everything I know, I learned from "The Dark Knight." Petey claims the aliens harassed his ass after he left their clan.

Rush & Molloy has the smart people details:

In court papers provided to The News by investigator Paul Barresi, Letterese claims a member of the church phoned his lawyer at home, and when the lawyer's wife answered, said he was her husband's homosexual lover.

Barresi, who has done investigative work on behalf of Cruise, tells us: "[Letterese] is just including a celebrity name to get attention." Letterese calls the church a "crime syndicate" and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.

He singles out Cruise, who's made no secret of his religion, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is "aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars."

One of Letterese's beefs is that the church allegedly uses a business book, "Effective Sales Closing Techniques," as part of its teachings. He says this violates his intellectual property rights, since he bought the rights to the book from the widow of author Leslie Dane.

Wait....so Tommy Girl's private investigator handed over the court papers to Rush & Molly? And isn't Paul Barresi a former porn star?! Something smells fishy and it's not Tommy Girl's ass jelly. Actually, Tommy's ass jelly smells like a mixture of rotten trout and boiled beef. Surf and turf!

Petey is seriously one brave bitch. Hopefully this lawsuit goes somewhere, because I can't wait for the juicy shit that is going to come pouring out. Juicy like Tommy Girl's.....Oh, you know!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 31, 2008 - 6:21pm.

Although I absolutely abhor Scientology, because I simply do not believe that it is a religion, I absolutely believe in the First Amendment. I staunchly defend freedom of religion, separation of religion and state, and freedom to communicate (speech and press).

That said, I believe that the government should not condone Scientology because I do not believe that it is a religion. My definition of religion requires that a person believe in a Supreme Being(s) Who Rules the Universe. Scientology is simply mind-controlling psycho-babble professing to be a religion.

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Peaches,
He is on page 3. about third of the way down. he is a 12 week member and I son't think he brings up CO$ too much judging from a coulpe of the comments I tracked.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 8:27pm.
I cannot agree more about LBJ.

OT --Oprah loves the scientologists way too much not to be in bed with them.
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I watched some show about Cruise's career and there it said that, a little while before the crazy couch jumping incident, he fired his publicist (or someone who used to manage his image, can't remember), who was one of the best at her job, because she didn't think that talking about scientology would be good for his image. And now his sister is the one who does that job for him.
Remember that before that Cruise didn't talk that much about his personal life, himself, his marriage, or his beliefs?
Well, that woman was the one who made him the big star he used to be by advising him to keep him mounth shut!
I think he was always crazy, but now he just started showing us that.

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Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 9:26pm.

last page at 7:21... http://www.smi.org/modules/img/std/services/pg13_2.jpg

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EastEndGirl on July 31, 2008 - 9:21pm

Your welcome!!!!

(it's the jack daniels downhome punch talkin')

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else

Is George Thoroughgood better?

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Vany,
I absofreakinglutely loved LBJ. Everyone praised JFK for all the advancements but it was LBJ who threatened to cut the balls off of anyone who stook in his way of getting those bills passed.

The rest of those jokers need to move to Arkansas, Louisiana or Oklahoma. Everytime I drive home from out of state and see the sign that reads "Proud Home of GWB" I want to throw up.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 31, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 9:06pm.
I actually heard scientology is an offshoot of satanism

just a wacky science fiction writer's need for money, but the COS symbol in robrr1118's avie a page or two back is said to be based on Aleister Crowley silly shit

I went back and I couldn't find him! people wrote about this robrr1118, but he's mysteriously dissapeared! that sneaky ass scientologist fucker!!!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 31, 2008 - 9:21pm.
BB,
Thanx for putting Kenny Rogers in my head. (not really holding up middle fingers).
Gotta ask as a non-american...how do you guys feel about your government condoning this shit?

condoning BB putting Kenny Rogers in your head?... i'm ok with it!LOL!

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Why, why, why, why start it over?
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I don't care how impossible it seems"

He is NOT aging well. He's beginning to look like a clown.

I have nothing to say about Scientology. I live way too close to the Celebrity Center.

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Submitted by James Haven on July 31, 2008 - 7:41pm.

Life with Brad got better after James Haven purchased a stun gun!

OOOOOOOOOOo SWEET James!!! you think after you use it on him while he's unconscious, you can put him in a giant package(Alive and in One piece, thank you!) and mail it to my House? Don't worry James, I'll treat him Reeeeeeeeaaal GOOd! You'll never have to see him again. And you know your sister will be able to move on, especially when she's got you!!!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 7:52pm.

Yeah, the initial comment really just had to do with the laws, but there is plenty I do not like about TX. Then again, I should practice what I preach and not blame an entire state for the gun totting, excessive death penalty loving ways of some, nor should I blame a whole state for the Bushs, Simpsons, Phil Gramm, etc. After all, LBJ was from there.

OT -- Scientology blows.
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BB,

Thanx for putting Kenny Rogers in my head. (not really holding up middle fingers).

Gotta ask as a non-american...how do you guys feel about your government condoning this shit?

Maybe this should be the pivotal presidential question?

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I'm just glad that Gene Roddenberry didn't turn Star Trek into a religion. I'd be reciting prayers to Lt. Commander Data right now.

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Meh, you can't sue crazy...
I would love for this shit to happen, but I don't see it happening...
You join some crazy, it's on you, unless they violate a law, PSSHT...
Bitch why you join some crazy?

Get some real grounds to sue this shit...

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 9:06pm.

I was never a big fan of his either. can't believe I never heard all that stuff befor the oprah incident! I guess they were more on damage control than. But Tom Opening his mouth about the psychiatrists and picking on brook shields, how do scientologist figure that will recruit people! Miscaviage should have sent him over to sea org for some sort of disciplinary reprograming for that, that's what got them into all this massive trouble!

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Tom Cruise is like so unattractively attractive....

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Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 9:06pm.
I actually heard scientology is an offshoot of satanism

just a wacky science fiction writer's need for money, but the COS symbol in robrr1118's avie a page or two back is said to be based on Aleister Crowley silly shit

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Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

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And then the is the movie "The Valkeries" which if we are lucky will never be released. Isn't that a firm CO$ recruitment movie? I don't know why I think that. Probably read it somewhere.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 31, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Sorry, Sluts. Jumped the gun. I thought Texas had passed the resolution, damnit!

Oh poo!!!They better pass it! Don't chicken out!! through those fuckers in prison if they try anything else!!!

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Tom's toof looks rotten up there at the gumline. Eeeww. Get Xenu to fix that shizzle.

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DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 9:03pm

Well he's obviously a Gamblin' man:

You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away, know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

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Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 7:54pm.

I was not saying everyone knew , but there were plenty of rumors before the couch jumping. In fact, Scar Jo came out with her story of the encounter right after it happened and said it freaked her out. Some Union members from the Vanilla Sky set and MI2 and 3 sets also complained that he had tens of people there trying to convert them. If I remember correctly, for one of the movies, he brought people to massage the set people as a treat and it turned out that they were scientologists trying to get them recruited. It has been going on for a bit, but before the change in publicists, it got leaked much less often. Once he went on Oprah, he was full on crazy and the whole world saw it. I only really liked him on Interview with a Vampire, and always thought he was cheese, stinky cheese, so no love lost for me.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 8:59pm.

so was the resolution passed? they seem to get away with everything, the scientologists, not even get caught in this! you know in your state if they catch them they won't be scared of scientologists! I actually heard scientology is an offshoot of satanism, and that's how Charles Manson became a scientologist. People outta use that to turn people off to scientology. Scientology: the Religion of Choice for Charles Manson

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BRADIFUL BITCH,
Methinks Paul WILL be the falling object. Not so lol.

The same technique worked for that hitman. Tell all and then dare them to make a hit.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 8:58pm.
The best thing for Letterese to do is make a huge production out of it, he can't unnoticed and missing that way.

I totally Agree, that way if something suspicious happens to him, everyone will know it was them!!! They'll get arrested!

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Peaches,
I actually had to go back and fact check after I said last summer it didn't feel correct. The time frame was all kinds of off. I was not in TX at the time. It began as a resolution on Mar. 29, 2008. On June 9th the mansion burned as a result of arson. Numerous small fires set on the second floor. Person responsible was never caught. Probably never will.

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I checked Smoking Gun. Paul Barresi is a sleeze.

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The best thing for Letterese to do is make a huge production out of it, he can't unnoticed and missing that way.

This must be like being in an earthquake, all he can do is pray and stay out of the way falling objects.

Good Luck to him.

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Sorry, Sluts. Jumped the gun. I thought Texas had passed the resolution, damnit!

I know some very nice, albeit wildly obscene, Texans. And what about Johnny Winter?

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All my exes live in Texas.

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Owen Wilson is from Texas, and he's a pretty funny guy!

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 8:49pm.
That may be the only good thing that Texas has done.

As for the Tom thang, the ridicule started bfore the couch jumping, they were some issues when he brought sientologists to the movie sets, starting I think with vanilla sky. The rumors that he was looking for a wife that would help recruit people and was looking for a hispanic or spanish person (Penelope), the firing of the publicist and hire of the sister... the trying to cast/date ScarJo etc in MI3, the couch jumping was just confirmation to the few that did not yet really believe he had gone off his rocker yet.

I never heard those rumors at that time, all I knew of Tom with Penelope is she may have Pulled an Angelina and broke up his Marriage with nicole, that was the only rumor I remember. I heard the other stuff more recently in the Andrew Morton Book

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 7:49pm.
That may be the only good thing that Texas has done.

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 7:49pm.
That may be the only good thing that Texas has done.

Hey now, we introduced the "some people just need killin'" defense. lol.

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So Deb I gather your from Texas than. So what exactly happened? when is that video Green is good from? cause in the video it says it's like just a resolution

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That may be the only good thing that Texas has done.

As for the Tom thang, the ridicule started bfore the couch jumping, they were some issues when he brought sientologists to the movie sets, starting I think with vanilla sky. The rumors that he was looking for a wife that would help recruit people and was looking for a hispanic or spanish person (Penelope), the firing of the publicist and hire of the sister... the trying to cast/date ScarJo etc in MI3, the couch jumping was just confirmation to the few that did not yet really believe he had gone off his rocker yet.

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Somebody edited together a bunch of Will Smith interviews clips, making a fake but funny attack on CO$:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdLwcXOTzy4&feature=related

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Mr. P,
We stripped them last summer and then arson causes the Mansion to burn almost completely to the ground. I never had a doubt. It was a big FU from CO$.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 31, 2008 - 8:29pm.
CO$ is stripped of their TAX-EXEMPT status in Texas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El-oL99TmQI

It says it's not yet a law, the republican convention passed it as a resolution. Now you guys certainly can't Hate on Republicans for this!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 8:33pm.

Never thought about that fire in relation to Scientology but I wouldn't put it past them. Very suspicious, for sure. Good to see you as always,Deb.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 31, 2008 - 8:19pm.

I nominate Brangelina!! The've been the most annoying lately!

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 31, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Tom Cruise used to be so popular. Over the last few years he has become an object of ridicule. Is it because of that Oprah couch thing, or was it even before that?

yep, that's what started it!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 31, 2008 - 8:22pm.
The guy he SHOULD be naming in his lawsuit is David "Little Troll" Miscavige.

I think he does, Tom is just one of many named!

On the upside, CO$ has LOST their tax-exempt status in Texas. Start the snowball rolling!
Not suprising that texas would start that. you know they love their Jeebus down there a whole lot, besides, that state is like the polar opposite of California, they don't stand for any Hollywood shit!! Supossedly Brangelina were there while brad was filming a movie a few months ago, and they came into a hotel and asked for a ridiculous discount, and the staff started laughing, and then told them to go Fuck Off!!

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Tom Cruise used to be so popular. Over the last few years he has become an object of ridicule. Is it because of that Oprah couch thing, or was it even before that?

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Submitted by Green Is Good
Yes and then our Governors Mansion burnt down.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 31, 2008 - 8:28pm.

you've got a point, i forgot about the Cubs... i retract everything bad i've ever said about the COS.... i'm now picketing the Cubs!LOL!

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Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

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CO$ is stripped of their TAX-EXEMPT status in Texas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El-oL99TmQI

Right on Texas. Hit them where it hurts. In the pocket book.

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This CoS video is unintentionally hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2qCjnFaHhU