Thursday, July 31st 2008

Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Face

Tommy Girl has no reason to smile. The dumb bitch has just been named in a $250 million lawsuit against Scientology. The lawsuit was filed by an ex-Scientologist that goes by the name of Peter Letterese. Peter filed using the RICO statue. You know what RICO is if you saw "The Dark Knight." Everything I know, I learned from "The Dark Knight." Petey claims the aliens harassed his ass after he left their clan.

Rush & Molloy has the smart people details:

In court papers provided to The News by investigator Paul Barresi, Letterese claims a member of the church phoned his lawyer at home, and when the lawyer's wife answered, said he was her husband's homosexual lover.

Barresi, who has done investigative work on behalf of Cruise, tells us: "[Letterese] is just including a celebrity name to get attention." Letterese calls the church a "crime syndicate" and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.

He singles out Cruise, who's made no secret of his religion, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is "aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars."

One of Letterese's beefs is that the church allegedly uses a business book, "Effective Sales Closing Techniques," as part of its teachings. He says this violates his intellectual property rights, since he bought the rights to the book from the widow of author Leslie Dane.

Wait....so Tommy Girl's private investigator handed over the court papers to Rush & Molly? And isn't Paul Barresi a former porn star?! Something smells fishy and it's not Tommy Girl's ass jelly. Actually, Tommy's ass jelly smells like a mixture of rotten trout and boiled beef. Surf and turf!

Petey is seriously one brave bitch. Hopefully this lawsuit goes somewhere, because I can't wait for the juicy shit that is going to come pouring out. Juicy like Tommy Girl's.....Oh, you know!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by pezin on July 31, 2008 - 7:38pm.

Whoa. Glad you didn't get caught up in that.

You should de-lurk more often. :)

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*waves* Hi James Haven!!

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Sorry the paste is so wordy, but that "church" had the money to maintain a fight since the 60's. That IRS excepted a settlement...well i am sorry but to me it reeks of buckling. the gov't should have just continued to tie them up forever. It isn't like gov't hates to spend money. CO$ paid 12.5m

"the IRS struck a 1993 deal with the Church of Scientology that allows Scientologists to deduct the cost of training and auditing, a form of religious education, which means that all religious tuition should be deductible. Auditing refers to one-to-one encounters with church officials, through which the student becomes aware of his or her spiritual dimension. Training refers to doctrine classes, according to the U.S. Supreme Court opinion, Hernandez v. Commissioner, 490 U.S. 680 (1989). The settlement, which came after the 1993 opinion, ended a battle between the IRS and the church that began in the 1960s when Scientologists lost their IRS standing as a church"

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Submitted by robrr1118 on July 31, 2008 - 4:21pm

does the "S" stand for $cientology? Like I love Scientology so much I will defend their right to harras, attack, and harm people? Just asking.

*puts on tinfoil hat*
*climbs on roof*
*waits for mothership*

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Peter is going to have to find some remote secluded unknown island if he expects to remain intact after this... I'm scared for him.

Also, nice horse teeth Tommy.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 31, 2008 - 6:30pm.

Yeah, I kind of figured. Cult members are what they are....

Oh and hello to James Haven.

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Submitted by James Haven on July 31, 2008 - 4:28pm.

Glad hear from you ... especially after the awful treatment you got from Brad's mum.

Tommy definitely needs a facial. I think that his face has frozen into that Jokeresque grin. A good facial should relax those cheek muscles.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 31, 2008 - 7:30pm.

don't worry, they'll get me before they get you... and they ain't gettin' me... hehehehe!

OT: COS's lawyers will, at the very least tie this up in court until Peter's "suicide"

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That's one creepyass picture of Tommy Girl...like Adolph Hitler sans 'stache and on lithium.

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vanyvrgs, robbrr1118 has voiced his $cientolopinion here before. He's def. a cult member.
Barressi is scum. I'm talking bottom of the dookey pond scum.
I hope this guy takes them for everything. I'm tired of people either "committing suicide" or "going missing" when they deal with these bastards.
Speaking of going missing, has anyone heard from the author or TGirls last tell all book? I wonder if he's still alive.

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ESE,

Whew! Funny story: My computer crashed while clicking in a Tommygirl thread a couple of weeks ago...blue screen says...tracing, tracking. I mailed MK in case it was a site problem. He says no you dumb ho it is a computer problem. I seriously thought the CO$ had me.

Mrs. K., Thanks for the link. I can't get enough of this shite.

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James Haven recieved a call today, from Sir Tommy. He said he needed a MaryKay makeover for his big day in court! It seems that someone is out to get him, and he knows who's behind it. Here's a hint bitches, the intials are - J.T.

Sir Tommy said the he and....J.T. had a falling out. Sir Tommy wouldn't say much except that it involved a butt plug, Spanex, and a cabana boy named Raul. Anyhoo, Sir Tommy said he has the money and power to fight anyone that gets in his way!

He also said that he and the Mrs. are at odds because she doesn't like the clothes he picks out for her. She said it makes her look like a man. Katie claims she has been getting love letters from SamRo, and it is giving her the creeps!

James Haven has to leave for a few. Slipknot is coming in for their facials. You don't want to make those guys wait!

SmOOches to all!

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Paul Barresi: WIKI tells of his involvement in scandals involoving Tom Cuise, John Travolta, Eddie Murphy, and Michael Jackson.

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Submitted by robrr1118 on July 31, 2008 - 6:21pm.

Oh. my. God. The minions are here to defend their cult. How "scientologiest" of them.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 4:13pm.

Actually, all the IRS did was approve their status as a tax-exempt organization. NO government agency can designate an organization as a church or religion. That would clearly violate the First Amendment.

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RICO suits that don't involve something like the Sicilian Mafia are usually crap. COS has some total hard-ass lawyers who do nothing but defend the church. They're very aggressive and persistent and know everything there is to know about the many legal protections given a nonprofit church.

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Submitted by DeeDee on July 31, 2008 - 7:21pm.

You're right. I retract it. Shame on me.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Effective Sale Closing Techniques is used as part of a church's teachings? LOL. That should be Exhibit A that it is an enterprise and not a religion.
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Ex-Scientology Executive Robert Vaughn Young in a 1993 Issue of Quill Magazine Scientology from the Inside Out,

"I trained Scientology Public Relations [staff] .... how to [ make scientology] appear to be a religion."

Hi Mrs. K. Yeah, I know. Money rules the world and these assholes have power and influence and there is no one politician out there that will go after them as a cult. I have about given up.

*crosses fingers and hopes for a no nonsense judge*

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One of those rear-view car cameras might come in handy for this guy, because he's gonna need to watch his ass. $cienos are scary.
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Submitted by kacky on July 31, 2008 - 6:18pm.
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Awww, give MK a break. He's had two straight days of pussy and he's a bit punch-drunk. :)
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Peter Letterese's ridiculous lawsuit being thrown out by the judge in

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 31, 2008 - 7:18pm.

still breathing

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Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

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DebFrmHell, EEG, et al.

Check out http://www.lermanet.com/
Exposing the Con

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Submitted by mike on July 31, 2008 - 6:13pm.
The last time I had Mormon missionaries at my door, I let them start their spiel and then cut them off by saying, "ohhhh, are you part of that religion Tom Cruise is into?"
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bwahahahahaha!

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I am with holding comment until I know that ESE and MK are still breathing.

Mrs. K., that is some scary shit.

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nitey nite M.E. don't let the bullshit get ya down

*cue Journey "Don't stop believing"*

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Effective Sale Closing Techniques is used as part of a church's teachings? LOL. That should be Exhibit A that it is an enterprise and not a religion.
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"I trained Scientology Public Relations [staff] .... how to [ make scientology] appear to be a religion."

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Peter Letterese's suspicious "suicide" in

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THat is what I was gonna say!

Nighy horZ!

Peter Letterese's suspicious "suicide" in

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The last time I had Mormon missionaries at my door, I let them start their spiel and then cut them off by saying, "ohhhh, are you part of that religion Tom Cruise is into?"

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Scientology brought IRS to its knees to get their tax free exemption as a church. If there was a RICO to be had the FBI would have been all over it.

This guy is my Dreamboat Petey. Hope he stays alive.

Team Letterese!

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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

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i hope Peter Letterese hired a good lawyer.. and damn good bodygaurds

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

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I think about as much of that stupid guy that spams this site as I do about $cientology. But since it's Michael's site and he obviously allows it, it's none of my business.

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I hope others follow suit and take CO$ to the cleaners.

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Dead Man Walking!

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Unless Peter Letterese has millions of dollars to keep this case going, I don't see him winning against CO$. Maybe the discovery process will produce damaging documents against CO$. One can only hope.

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Tom Cruise and Hillary Swank could be twins. Is it just me or does he look like Hillary Swank????????????????????????????

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Hope they put that cult in the ground.

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 31, 2008 - 3:58pm.

To add to his shadiness, he is NOT licensed as an investigator by the State of California.

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Effective Sale Closing Techniques is used as part of a church's teachings? LOL. That should be Exhibit A that it is an enterprise and not a religion.
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And the fact that you have to pay to gain spiritual achievement should be Exhibit B!

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Cuz all I really wants to be with you...

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"Tommy's ass jelly smells like a mixture of rotten trout and boiled beef. Surf and turf" - MK

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ha ha ha, that is some of the best writing I have seen all year!

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Effective Sale Closing Techniques is used as part of a church's teachings? LOL. That should be Exhibit A that it is an enterprise and not a religion.

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Guh, I meant Paul Barressi, not Peter Letterese...good luck though dude.

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on July 31, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Oh yes, the RICO statute...who said you can't learn anything from movies. Hate to say it, but this guy sounds seriously shady. I mean, I hate Scientology and completely think it's a scam too but this guy is Shady McGee
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Seriously. Have you ever seen him and Katie interact? Its like watching a kiss ass prisioner interact with a guard....its just not normal....

@evilshoe....id deliver a swift, efficent neck shop to a scientologist if one ever dared to corner the fish!

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Cuz all I really wants to be with you...

"Tommy Girl has no reason to smile."

He's an actor. Actors smile for no reason.

On a side note, Tommy Girl looks scary in that picture, doesn't he? That's a psycho smile.

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Oh yes, the RICO statute...who said you can't learn anything from movies. Hate to say it, but this guy sounds seriously shady. I mean, I hate Scientology and completely think it's a scam too but this guy is Shady McGee
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Ah, now the real explanation of the Katie Holmes make-over surfaces. Tommy wants her to look like her "Dawson's Creek" character to deflect attention away from him and his Scientolo-creeps.

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This kind of stuff has to happen sooner or later. I still say that the day is going to come when Tom will be penniless, at the mercy of the cult that has stolen his life, career, and reputation. And it will serve his stupid ass right.

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What goes around comes around ASSHOLES!!!!!

Hubbard's writings encourage Scientologists to pursue litigation purely for harassment without regard to the merits of a claim to cause enemies to fold. Hubbard's writings state:
"The purpose of the suit is to harass and
discourage rather than to win...The law can be used very easily to harass, and...will generally be sufficient to cause [the enemy's] professional decease. If possible, of course ruin him utterly." Hubbard, "Magazine articles on Level O Checksheet" American Saint Hill Organization 1968.

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