Sam Talbot: Mega Slut
My world crumbled into ten million pieces yesterday after learning that Sam Talbot from "Top Chef 2" got engaged to some skank who doesn't understand him the way I do. Thankfully, I pulled it together with a little help from my friends Bartles & Jaymes. Don't judge! Exotic Berry tastes like nectar from the gods.
Anywhore, after learning that Sam got engaged, a bunch of chicks have come forward claiming he's the whoriest whore who ever whored. One girl told Page Six, "He's a dog. He told me I was his girlfriend, and then my friend went to the opening of Surf Lodge and was introduced to another woman he called his girlfriend. There are girls all over with him."
A few Dlisted birdies also wrote me saying that they fucked or knew a bitch who fucked Sam within the past few months.
It makes me feel better knowing that Sam knows he is a hot piece and is sharing his hotness with the world. I bet he's also sharing the creatures living in his genitals. Hey, it's a small price to pay and that's what RID is for.
No thanks times infinity plus one.
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"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"
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I know TONS of people will NOT believe me-- but- I MUST say this!-- We dated (for about 7 months...) and he IS a good lover- a really good one at that. He's sweet and also................. a really bad LIAR.
He slept with many many other chics while he supposedly 'loved me'... FULL OF SHIT. I found out AFTER we broke up.
I feel sorry for his fiance. He'll just do the same to her. BTW- he didn't have any STD's when I knew him but a very shady past. P L A Y E R forever-- seriously. Ugh... makes me sick to my stomach.
I found out he was engaged a few days ago- My Mother called me and said... Wasn't that your boyfriend for a while?? I was horrified when I saw his picture only BC I knew other girls would come out of the wood work with random TRUE stories about him.... He always wanted to be in the spot light- very arrogant. YUCK!
Submitted by ownedbycat on July 31, 2008 - 10:22pm.
That being said, I'd hit it. He may have fucked every known female by he hasn't fucked me. Dammit. I need plastic surgery. Cuter nose, liposuction, some peroxide....switch my ancestry from Scotch-Irish to Spanish or Portuguese or Italian or Swedish or something...
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I'm pretty much with you all the way there, except maybe German-Irish instead.
So hot. He's def on my to do list..engaged or not...anyone know where he hangs out in NYC? hehe.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
From one slut to another?
Congrats!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Not hot. I don't even know who he is but he is not attractive. He looks like a typical hollyweird douche bag. Thanks but no thanks.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael Circa 1983
He reminds me of a boy I knew in New Carrollton named Alex Taylor.
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Sam is a very hot - and obvious - homosexual.
Fish stories aside, are there any nude photos?
According to the 'Gay Hanky Code' the beige bandanna on his left wrist indicates he's a rimmer.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 1, 2008 - 12:00am.
AHAHAHAHA!!
niiiceee
I love how it says "samtalbotmalewhore1.jpg" when you hover the mouse over this POS.
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Warning: Arrogant people are most often too arrogant to notice their arrogance.
***Submitted by ilovermont on July 31, 2008 - 11:46pm.
please tell me someone has checked out the hot memaw in the background
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Is that a baby bump? HWAT!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
I could even dildo-him if he asks! and he looks like he's into every single freaky-kinky shit!..yet something about his face and posture tells me he is precocious.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Submitted by ilovermont on August 1, 2008 - 12:46am.
please tell me someone has checked out the hot memaw in the background
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O my. She is one hot memaw, you are correct!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
please tell me someone has checked out the hot memaw in the background
That's Lovey Howell in the back of the photo. She's not sure if she is smelling the remnants of a lost Quick Fire challenge or her if her chocha has spontaneously combused.
I miss Sam's Geisha wig. Please God, don't let him be gay. We don't need more men in bad accessories.
This dude, Denise Richards, Sluttina Miller, Tara Reid.......who wants to take bets on which one has the most STDs?!?!?!?!
I am betting Chlymidia, and venereal warts on Sienna, and a scorching case of herpes for Denise (Heather and Richie too) and a plain old-fashioned case of gongarhea (typo stays) for this douche........
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RID- I worked in a pharmacy back in college and got a lot of people that would come in and say "my roommate has crabs." Yeah, I bet it's your roommate.
That being said, I'd hit it. He may have fucked every known female by he hasn't fucked me. Dammit. I need plastic surgery. Cuter nose, liposuction, some peroxide....switch my ancestry from Scotch-Irish to Spanish or Portuguese or Italian or Swedish or something...
Shallow ass dick...
enough about this nobody. Tell us about the hot slut slightly behind him. That look on her face is just priceless. It's like "WTF? they said there was gonna be a buffet. So where is it? I'm getting the fuck outta here if there's no buffet. All I see here are douches".
evidently Gary Dourdan shops there too!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
MK called me a ho once. I wonder what it would take to graduate to Mega Slut status?
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
ps: beaded turquoise necklace is also prohibited.
He must have bought out a Claire's boutique for this fetching ensemble of crud.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Never trust boys who wear bangles or thumb rings.
It's a law.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
No....sorry. The MEGA SLUT is Sienna "Sluttianna" Miller. That ho is a super skank. On level with Denise "worse than D listed" Richards.
Skankfest!
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So why are we all here again?
this guy is a male skank.
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
the thumb ring speaks volumes. le'tacky.
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on July 31, 2008 - 9:44pm.
"Really? I'm getting the homo vibe from this douche."
Very familiar scenario. There was this guy at art college whom almost every girl you talked to either fucked or dated. Total womanizer. I heard he is now GAY.
Yeah, well we'll see how long Sam's relationship lasts. I get a homo vibe from him too and I'm a girl. (got the gaydar ability at art school)
The best is that the Granny in the back of the picture probably thinks she's the only one banging him. Yeah, sorry, Nana, we are all.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I need to watch more reality TV so I can be up to speed on stores like this. I don't think anyone from ESPN or NESN will ever have a thread.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on July 31, 2008 - 6:37pm.
He called the next day??????
He can't be a man whore then. Or, she was excellent.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Veingelina Jolie on July 31, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Someone on yesterday's thread said their friend had sex with him a few months ago. When he called the next day she wasn't interested because she said he was the worst lover she ever had!
I bet he was crushed.
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I have never heard of this dude before seeing him here! He is beautiful, but he doesn't HAVE to be a man whore! It is what it is, I guess! But, sheesh he is just so beautiful!
The memaw in the background is sooooo unimpressed by the prime man-beef in front of her posing like he's someone desirable.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Personally I think the flowery red belt is a nice touch.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by RichBitch on July 31, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 1, 2008 - 2:43am.
I hate, hate, hate thumb rings on men! *shudders*
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Me too, unless it's my ring on their thumb of course. ;)
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Well then that's okay then! :-) How come we can't do emotis on here? :-(
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
ManWHOOOORE
Anyduck, I'd hit it, but he better bag it good and secure it with a twist tie
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 1, 2008 - 2:43am.
I hate, hate, hate thumb rings on men! *shudders*
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Me too, unless it's my ring on their thumb of course. ;)
Really? I'm getting the homo vibe from this douche.
I hate, hate, hate thumb rings on men! *shudders*
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Someone on yesterday's thread said their friend had sex with him a few months ago. When he called the next day she wasn't interested because she said he was the worst lover she ever had!
yea we get it. you got a boner for the guy from top chef.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Sam is sweaty and has a wonky eye in that picture.
Marcel is the true Hot Slut of Top Chef. Marcel dammit!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 1, 2008 - 1:30am.
I want to know who that hot slut is standing next to him.
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Me too! She's fucking fabulous! :D
Sam has dick critters... te he he.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
He's a jewelery and accessory salesman on the side. He can't afford to rent warehouse space so he has to carry his inventory around his neck and wrists.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think he's channeling a little Matthew Modine, personally.
Maybe it's a special occasion for him, but he is dressed a little fruity for my taste. And he totally has the man-whore vibe. I know not ALL good-looking men are man-whores, but I instantly distrust them, having been burned.
who da fuck IS this guy?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Clearly I need to watch more TV because I had never heard of this guy before yesterday. He does have a serious man-whore vibe to him though.
"Or maybe he dated all these girls to see who he liked bast, which is low class thing to do!"
i recommend my single friends to DATE AS OFTEN AS THEY CAN and DATE AS MANY PEOPLE AS THEY CAN.
a single person is supposed to do this.
please note, date doesnt mean fucking.
if you ARE fucking every person you date: you MUST use contraceptives each time you have a sexual encounter.
he is nothing special but what did he do wrong?
He's tickling my prostate with his eyes, the slut!