Sam Talbot: Mega Slut
My world crumbled into ten million pieces yesterday after learning that Sam Talbot from "Top Chef 2" got engaged to some skank who doesn't understand him the way I do. Thankfully, I pulled it together with a little help from my friends Bartles & Jaymes. Don't judge! Exotic Berry tastes like nectar from the gods.
Anywhore, after learning that Sam got engaged, a bunch of chicks have come forward claiming he's the whoriest whore who ever whored. One girl told Page Six, "He's a dog. He told me I was his girlfriend, and then my friend went to the opening of Surf Lodge and was introduced to another woman he called his girlfriend. There are girls all over with him."
A few Dlisted birdies also wrote me saying that they fucked or knew a bitch who fucked Sam within the past few months.
It makes me feel better knowing that Sam knows he is a hot piece and is sharing his hotness with the world. I bet he's also sharing the creatures living in his genitals. Hey, it's a small price to pay and that's what RID is for.
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Tweet tweet and Cheers to the DLISTED birdies....
All these jack offs are ho's.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by James Haven on July 31, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Is it James Haven, or does this chap resemble, Shia LaBeauf?
My first thought was clive owen, but I see Shia slightly. you got any good stories about Shia for us James?
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I AGREE WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE BRACELETS, FUCKING RINGS AND LAME ASS NECKLACE, GAY BELT..IT'S FUCKING SUMMER THROW ON SOME BOARDSHORTS, GRAB A BEER AND ROLE!!!
Role as in roll?
I agree. I'd never be seen with anyone with more jewelry than myself. Unless it's Tiffany or Cartier.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 31, 2008 - 5:30pm.
His Memaw that also serves as his pimp and jewlery maker.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Oh hey now! I never smelled that, thanks! Not even my own! But my husband has ass hair cream that smells nasty. Don't judge, as MK would say.
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Ass hair cream? Like, butt cheek cream, or are we talking SERIOUS ass hair?
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Shhhh. Ancient Chinese secret. Care for a Doublemint? It's two, two, two mints in one! Take a bow.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
LMAO @ Gay Belt! Jim, your rage is refreshing.
I'm with IG, who is that hot meemaw?
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 31, 2008 - 4:48pm.
I am having you vet my next boyfriend you are one thorough piece of work!Have you ever thought of being a PI you would make alot of $$$$'s!!!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
As my Grade 9 Health teacher explained to us, you got your Main Squeeze, you got your Sidekicks, and you got your Slutbuckets. Sounds like these chicks have confused their roles. It's not up to the guy to define them.
Roll on Sam!
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Oh hey now! I never smelled that, thanks! Not even my own! But my husband has ass hair cream that smells nasty. Don't judge, as MK would say.
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Ass hair cream? Like, butt cheek cream, or are we talking SERIOUS ass hair?
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 31, 2008 - 5:30pm.
It's the old bait and switch.
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Submitted by James Haven on July 31, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Is it James Haven, or does this chap resemble, Shia LaBeauf?
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He reminds me of a douchier Kevin Federline. Didn't think it was possible, but there you go.
I want to know who that hot slut is standing next to him.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
This guy is an STD vector if there ever was one. He even looks like a malarial mosquito.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That belt doesn't connect in front. What the hell is that around his waist? Looks like something a Gypsy would wear.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 8:22pm.
HOT. I hope it's the dilapitory Nair that smells like cooch sweat.
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Oh hey now! I never smelled that, thanks! Not even my own! But my husband has ass hair cream that smells nasty. Don't judge, as MK would say.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Only if a leash and some Nair can be involved.
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HOT. I hope it's the dilapitory Nair that smells like cooch sweat.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
This douche sounds like a walking talking STD carrier and a half.Do all of those HO's know that they should go to the doctors?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Unless they be packing then it doesn't matter so much. Ducktape their mouths and have at it! lol!
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Can costumes be involved?
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Only if a leash and some Nair can be involved.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
i always knew there was something not right with this guy. i love top chef and the whole season he was on all i could think was "this guys a hot piece, but he's got the personality of a wet blanket."
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Unless they be packing then it doesn't matter so much. Ducktape their mouths and have at it! lol!
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Can costumes be involved?
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
I AGREE WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE BRACELETS, FUCKING RINGS AND LAME ASS NECKLACE, GAY BELT..IT'S FUCKING SUMMER THROW ON SOME BOARDSHORTS, GRAB A BEER AND ROLE!!!
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Men are rutting pigs.
Which is why I love them!
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I know what you mean. Once, after a break up, I had to watch countless episodes of Jackass to soothe my broken heart.
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I think if it had been my choice to either watch Jackass or fuck Greasy Bear, I would have rather............uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
The chick he proposed to he probably considered his MAIN girl, but not his only girl! Or maybe he dated all these girls to see who he liked bast, which is low class thing to do!
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Submitted by mike on July 31, 2008 - 7:19pm.
I wouldn't trust a chick wearing that many bracelets, much less a guy.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Men are rutting pigs.
Which is why I love them!
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I know what you mean. Once, after a break up, I had to watch countless episodes of Jackass to soothe my broken heart.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Men are rutting pigs.
Which is why I love them
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Them and their stupid boy penises.
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Unless they be packing then it doesn't matter so much. Ducktape their mouths and have at it! lol!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sugaroo on July 31, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Men are rutting pigs.
Which is why I love them
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Them and their stupid boy penises.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Men are rutting pigs.
Which is why I love them!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Here's a question for the men in here: Why in God's name would a man propose to a woman if he's sleeping around??
Dunno, but I suspect the reason is similar for those women who marry creeps thinking "he'll change, he'll change!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 31, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Good call!
jim, calling it like it is, no wonder you have dlisted sluts lining up for your ass, cap locks and all. :)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Maybe she's an ESL student?
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"Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 6:35pm."
a) She's knocked up
b) She's got something on him
c) She's got money (she's a "tshirt designer" so this by default is ruled out)
d) They're selfish they want their cake and eat it too
e) What vanvygrs said
f) what MK said about being the whoriest whore that ever whored
g) All of the above
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
1. Never heard of him.
2. He's no Gabriel Aubry.
Okay, which of you little DListed slutmonkeys did the deed? C'mon, fess up. We promise we won't tell.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Not a man, but I suspect they think that they can stop and are ready for children and/or they love the main girl and she is pressuring.
Blah, this chick is in Colombia or is from Colombia? Cause if she lives there I could see how she may not know but if she is here and and accepted or marries him after hearing all the crap that will continue to come out she is ESTUPIDA.
I could never get down with that....the whole time I'd be thinking about that old lady store, Talbots.
Is it James Haven, or does this chap resemble, Shia LaBeauf?
Who coincidentally hired James Haven to help him with his legal troubles.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 7:40pm
Because they are asshole who want everything
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
And not a hot douche, either.
Just store brand no frills douche.
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 31, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 31, 2008 - 7:28pm.
What I really want to know is who are these Dlisted birdies who did the nasty with whoriest whore who ever whored?
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*Comes running through the door*
Did someone call my name?
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I knew it! Floozy!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by jim on July 31, 2008 - 7:38pm.
A MAN WILL PROPOSE SO THE CHICK GETS OFF HIS FUCKING BACK
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Why not break up with her instead?
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Submitted by Snarkley on July 31, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Yeah, but my God! What a breakfast he could make the next day.
hahahahaha.
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Slutts can't write.
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Ne soyez pas des moutons. Arretez de croire ce qu'on vous montre sur internet sans esprit critique.
A MAN WILL PROPOSE SO THE CHICK GETS OFF HIS FUCKING BACK, AND THEN MOST LIKELY CHEAT ON HER SO BE CAREFUL!!
WHO????????
Here's a question for the men in here: Why in God's name would a man propose to a woman if he's sleeping around??
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 31, 2008 - 7:28pm.
What I really want to know is who are these Dlisted birdies who did the nasty with whoriest whore who ever whored?
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*Comes running through the door*
Did someone call my name?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
he is a douchebag
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
What I really want to know is who are these Dlisted birdies who did the nasty with whoriest whore who ever whored?
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Oh well, their problem not mine. Who's the whore? Him or all the chicks he slept with? Both. It takes two to tango... and everyone should choose wisely who they tango with!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.