A Bunch Of Boring Bitches
Here's the first cast photo from that "90210" mess. It's like looking at a picture of stale bread. These bitches are boring as fuck and they look bored too. The photographer should have put a delicious Zinger in front of their faces or maybe a 10" dick.
The dudes are not hot! They look straight out of the JCPenney catalog. None of them make you want to do sex with a Vaseline jar. Luke Perry and Ian Ziering were pure, greasy sex. Sorry, Brandon Walsh never did it for me. And David Silver was like a pre-pubescent 13-year-old girl in Hammer pants.
Lucille Bluth, what did you get yourself into? And where's Brenda Walsh when you need here? That bitch should have gotten in Brandon's yellow Mustang and crashed into this bunch of drips.
Speaking Brenda, here's a riveting scene where Brenda tells Kelly off for trying to steal HER part in the school play. Brenda is right, Kelly needs a life of her own! "Stab me in the back, I bleed."
Oh and here's the first promo shot from the new "90210" of that conniving cunt Kelly Taylor! They should have dressed this bitch in WHORE RED.
She looks beautiful. Her music rocks. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
WTF is wrong with Kelly Taylors fingers? Giant palms with breakfast sausage fingers..weird..
Why cant they just leave it alone, the show is a classic and they're just gonna ruin it, we all know that. Anyways, i loved Brenda and Kelly 's catfights. I just wished Brenda would take her revenge on that little cunt Kelly!Now that'd be a good reason to bring the show back.
It's so f*cking sad that anyone feels the need to bring this show back! It's been 10 years... let it go. It will never be as good as the first. Poor Aaron Spelling must be rolling over in his grave! And yes, Rob Estes is nice to look at but he belongs over at Melrose!!!
Actually, to be honest - the black guy is the only one who looks like he might be interesting...and that girl on the ground looks like she could be pretending to be hispanic - so that's good right?
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I totally agree - this will suck cunt.
Even with the one two punch with Gossip Girl it'll fail hard.
I feel so sorry for my beloved Lucille Bluth.
Oh well, the sooner this is cancelled the sooner she can go to work on the AD movie! Silver lining! :D
oh god albatross your comment had me on the floor!
and yeah its going to suck. the cast is ulgy in my opinion to.
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I love when you post old 90210 scenes! This new version is going to suck dog balls.
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This show will only be good if the grandmother is seen constantly drinking Ketel One martinis, smoking More's and having sex with the Black boy. Then, I will watch.
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That is a boring pic...so let's skip it and go to the clip!
I loved 90210...and I'm with Brenda...geez, Kelly, get a life of your own. First you steal Dillon, then you take the part in the play that's meant for Brenda and they you take Brandon?
Why Kelly??? Why???
Leave Brenda ALLLLOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!
Aunt Becky? This show is sunk.
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THAT SEXY YOUNGIN FROM THE WIRE IS LOOKIN SOOOO CUTE
oh man, what trash. but i might be compelled to watch because my beloved lucille bluth is in it.
I luv it how there's always one token black or latino guy on every show....awkward!
Oh yeah, this shit is going to suck!
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I'm sorry, but ALL of those boys are fug. Seriously, would it have been THAT HARD to find a few teenage boys who were actually good looking? It's not like the acting even matters--just get a few models.
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 1, 2008 - 9:44am.
I give this crapfest 6 months before its cancelled.
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I give this crapfest 6 months before its cancelled.
Submitted by amle on August 1, 2008 - 7:32am.
Yumm Rob Testes
That's who that is, right? That guy is in more damn diverse TV shows than anyone ever.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 1, 2008 - 10:28am.
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*snort*
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Submitted by biggs680 on August 1, 2008 - 10:51am.
You guys sound like idiots and racist. Why so angry that there is actually a black guy on the show! He's actually a teen and just finished with one of the top Rated HBO shows, in which he was phenomenal in! I'm sorry that he's taking a chance on this this trash, and for viewers like you guys who would not appreciate the black guy.
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What we don't appreciate is that there are not MORE black/Asian/Hispanic guys or girls.
I thought about putting "[[[SARCASM]]]" on my first comment, but I thought that people would understand that I wasn't being serious. Obviously I should have gone with it.
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Yumm Rob Testes
Is that Ali Lohan next to the dude with the beige jacket?
The only people that look remotley interested in being there are Jessica Walter, and the cute (and the only black) man sitting next to her. He looks like he has a pulse, and possibly talent.
He at least looks happy to be there. The rest of the cast is busy doing their Drama 101 "thoughtful-look/eff me" faces.
Okay, Lori Loughlin looks slightly involved, too.
Submitted by biggs680 on August 1, 2008 - 7:21am.
He's actually a teen and just finished with one of the top Rated HBO shows, in which he was phenomenal in!
ITA. In that show he was phenomenal in it.
Submitted by biggs680 on August 1, 2008 - 10:21am.
and for viewers like you guys who would not appreciate the black guy.
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LOL! Thank you SO SO very much for the black guy. We appreciate it. Really.
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Miss American Dream.
You guys sound like idiots and racist. Why so angry that there is actually a black guy on the show! He's actually a teen and just finished with one of the top Rated HBO shows, in which he was phenomenal in! I'm sorry that he's taking a chance on this this trash, and for viewers like you guys who would not appreciate the black guy.
hehe uh oh. looks like they had to cut back on their styling budget. i'm almost positive that little blue dress they put on kelli is the same dress, only with the straps pulled down around the bodice, that they've put on that snoozer full house chick.
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I miss the time back in the day where parents on TV looked like parents (mine at least). Rob Estes and LL, hmmmm.... not buying it and that chick in Nip Tuck (name escapes me), I did not buy it then that she was in high school, I do not buy it now. ____________________________________________
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Why would anyone watch this shite? If you miss 90210 that badly watch the DVDs.
Submitted by Maiyako on August 1, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 1, 2008 - 9:52am.
How about this when they do a show about South Central LA you can put no white people in it! Fair? Gees.
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LMFAO!
But seriously, there were only a few token blacks in the original 90210, and I couldn't care less if there were any in this one - I'm only watching the clips with Brenda Walsh.
Entire cast looks BEAT!
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Submitted by Maiyako on August 1, 2008 - 9:48am.
I always kinda thought gossip girl was like a modern 90210...this just seems so...redundant.
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I think this says it best. That kinda show is redone in a MILLION different ways. You really don't need to do this one over...somebody's ego is at work here. Tori's perhaps?
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 1, 2008 - 9:52am.
How about this when they do a show about South Central LA you can put no white people in it! Fair? Gees.
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Then who would be the victims?
How about this when they do a show about South Central LA you can put no white people in it! Fair? Gees.
@FatMartha and everybody else:
Exactly. WTF is up with that?
I didn't watch the original show and I have no relatable reason to watch this shyt either.
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I always kinda thought gossip girl was like a modern 90210...this just seems so...redundant. Heh, wont be long til they pick up Dawson's Creek...the golden years :P
yeah.... I don't understand why this is so important for people.
How much more pathetic and desperate can American T.V. get. Like we REALLY need a 90210 spinoff 15 years later. LAME.
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Submitted by Callan on August 1, 2008 - 8:24am.
WHY LUCILLE BLUTH, WHY?????
You were on one of the best shows of all time and now you're on this mess? Please give Tina Fey a call so she can write you a decent role on 30 Rock.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 1, 2008 - 9:54am.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 1, 2008 - 9:10am.
Submitted by Am on August 1, 2008 - 9:16am.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
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One who has such light skin that at first glance of this picture no one would notice that he's actually black, to boot.
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These 'teenagers' all look 35.
WHY LUCILLE BLUTH, WHY?????
You were on one of the best shows of all time and now you're on this mess? Please give Tina Fey a call so she can write you a decent role on 30 Rock.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 1, 2008 - 9:10am.
Submitted by Am on August 1, 2008 - 9:16am.
One black? That's it?!? No Asians or Hispanics either?
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Of course not. Everyone knows that the only cool people in Beverly Hills are the white ones. And one black guy, apparently.
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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
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Ok - so isn't that part of the problem. We cast teen shows full of adults so then teens think they don't look adult enough. Thanks a lot Frankie and Annette!
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Submitted by Am on August 1, 2008 - 9:16am.
One black? That's it?!? No Asians or Hispanics either?
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Of course not. Everyone knows that the only cool people in Beverly Hills are the white ones. And one black guy, apparently.
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Submitted by SuzieQ on August 1, 2008 - 9:00am.
"um, you guys, could you keep it down? you're scaring the puppy."
hahahahahaaha
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HaHa.
Perhaps the puppy is scared by Tori's mug?
"um, you guys, could you keep it down? you're scaring the puppy."
hahahahahaaha