Godfather John
Poor Emo Baby already has two dirty tampons for parents, a major vagina for a pepaw, a raggedy dildo for an auntie, and now she's going to have a major douche for a godfather. Homegirl is screwed. Get the emancipation papers ready.
Some nosy skank told The Sun that Pete Wentz will ask John Mayer to be Emo Baby's godfather. Asshole Simpson agrees because the bitch can't think for herself.
The source said, "Pete and John have been spending a lot of time together lately and they get on so well. They are firm friends. John gets a bad rap and is always portrayed as a bad boy but he's got a heart of gold. Pete and Ashlee know that and they think he would make a great godparent. But they are holding back asking him at the moment because they are not sure how Ashlee's sister Jessica would feel about her ex having such a strong link to her new niece."
How Jessica is going to feel? Papa Joe will never let this happen. He already has his own ideas of who the godparents should be. He's going to sell the exlusive rights to some corporation. So don't be surprised if it's announced that Manic Panic and Hot Topic are Emo Baby's godparents.
Here's Emo Baby's godfather leaving the gym yesterday. He would be kind of hot if it wasn't for that fugly rose on his shoulder. The last thing I want to see when I'm riding is the pony is a big, fat rose. Roses make me think of Rose Nylund which makes me think of Betty White. You do not want to be thinking about Betty White when you're getting it in the prune hole.
I think what grinds my gears most about this couple (or any self-proclaimed emo twat for that matter) is that the poor child's not going to grow up having its own identity.
He'll be stuck in the shadow of his egocentric father as "Pete Wentz's son" and that fucking sucks. Pete Wentz has been trying his georgie best to make sure that everyone will know who its father is, and that's really assholeish.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
My man-bits are all wet. This dude just gets better looking every day. Does he sing or something?
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It is a peony, not a rose...
I'd hit it though, even if it were a rose.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
god i love john mayer. i even like his music. but more specifically, i'd love to go snorkeling in his crotch.
He's looking good! I always thought he had wimpy arms, but he looks like he's getting buff. I'd do him!! As for the godfather rumor... I don't think they would ask him considering Jessica is her sister. It seems like that break up was pretty painful for her. I'm sure she'd really love it if he showed up at the christening with his date, Jen!
That baby is wrapping her umbilical cord around her neck as we speak.
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I bet this douche dumps white bread Jen just like Brad did. They say Brad realized that he made a mistake 6 months after I do.
Cortney Cox said Jen ate the same thing for lunch every day on the set of Friends, a salad w/ lemon dressing. every frickin day for years.
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Why in the world would you want the dude who literally and figuratively pissed on your sister to be your baby's godfather????
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Yeah, exactly!
What a pair of jealous, competitive cunts these sisters are.
Maybe Johnny boy was the sperm donor, because Pete sure looks like he should be sterile to me.
oh fuck YTQ, you totally stole my comment! I was gonna say that having a lame ass sleeve and banging loveless hags (JS, not JA so don't start, people) does not a badboy make.
Ugh
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ok, I'll bite. In what century was John Mayer ever considered a "bad body"?
nice that wentz and mayer are each other's boy crushes.
Where have all the real men gone?
Like Steve McQueen style real men not
these boy sissys.
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Why in the world would you want the dude who literally and figuratively pissed on your sister to be your baby's godfather????
P.S. A godfather is supposed to have some type of relationship with God. One of a godfather's duties is supposed to be to give the child spiritual instruction as they grow up. Now, if you as the parents don't give two shits about God, why bother with a godfather? Idiots.
Hmmm. this must be John's new terrorist look. balding senior terrorist.
This fauxmo troll spawn's only chance is if it gets abducted by aliens.
that would be a bizarre baptism for sure; i could see some major cat fights breaking out. entertainment!
Rrrreeeerrrrr!
"Firm Friends"?
I bet.
Emo + douche = Emouche.
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These are simply awful, awful people. The kind who assume that others are just jealous when they show revulsion toward them.
Pete Wentz has the mentality of a spoiled, cliquish seventh grade GIRL, and his interests probably are much the same.
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He should invest in a gym bag.
Well, I guess we should prep ourselves for a rich, spoiled, poser/wannabe "edgy" teenager in our future.
BTW, Manic Panic is shit hair dye.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
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Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by islandgirl on August 1, 2008 - 10:21am.
I am adding this to my new coffee table book, "Things I Don't Give A Fuck About".
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I think that's the most paradoxal idea/name for a book I've ever heard!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Is he leaving Pete's house? He looks like me in college after a one night stand leaving some dude's house carrying my clothes and wearing something I found on the floor cuz my clothes were all wet and shit...lol
Seriously, he looks like a disgraced booty call
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
wow....I am so thrilled about this! I LOVE Pete and Ashlee, and Mayer as the Godfather makes it even more exciting!!!!!!
ha.
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John looks extra douchey in these pics. Is he battling skankonia and losing again?
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Here's a novel idea: How about instead of douchebag celebrities choosing other douchebag celebrities to be the Godparents of their overpriveleged children, they choose an actual, um, family member? Way to get in the rags, assholes.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
So, you mean to tell me Jennifer was licking those tat's? I hope they have a party planner for the baptism because the whole cast of characters couldn't find their asses without assistance.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
IG,
You have moved out of the coffee table book and into the Encyclopedia Brittanica range...lol. I will buy if you will autograph (first run only tho). You are a star!!!
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Stock Broker & Island Girl: I second that.
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He looks so dirty. Gees he looks just like my nieghbor's 30 yo son who lives in the basement and smokes pot all day. LOSER!
I am adding this to my new coffee table book, "Things I Don't Give A Fuck About".
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I dont like John with the shaved head he looked way hotter with hair.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
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Dude, he annoys me to no end, but I'd do him. I wouldn't even have to think that hard about it...nor would I regret it.
He's begging for an anal exam with a cattle prod.
Ahhaha mike,
My first thought was... I bet they ARE "firm friends".
And that Japanese sleeve is too smart and pretty for Mayer... I want to know who told him to get it. His tattoos prior were all super douchey and esthetically ugly.
Bwhahahahaah MK If you put it that way, then yes, that emo baby is fucked.
I just know Asshole got pregs cuz it's the "it" thing in hollyweird and cuz she has the need for publicity. Only no one gives a fuck about these vaginas and tampons
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Douche.
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Mike- it can sound dirty I suppose. My reaction is more like, Who the heck talks like that? I would only say that about two buddies that work at a lawfirm together. Otherwise the word 'firm' makes me think of butts.
Is it just me, or does "firm friends" sound kinda, I don't know, dirty?