Friday, August 1st 2008
Salma Hayek Is Looking So.....Rich
Yeah, I know Salma Hayek and her sugar beard cancelled their contract, but she still has that "billionaire glow" about her. Nothing is better than going out and spending money on stupid shit. Especially when it's not your fucking money. Seriously, I can never find one bad thing to say about this hot bitch. Okay, the only negative thing I have to say is that she should be wearing high heels. Rich ladies should only wear high heels wherever they go. Flats are for the poor.
I also can't get enough of her Pampers commercial for UNICEF. I stop my Tivo every time it comes on. Nobody says "one packa Pampers" the way she does.
Here's Salma, Valentina and some small person in Beverly Hills yesterday.
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People might think that kid is cute now but I don't think she is going to grow up to be a beauty at all. Her nose is too snub and her features are just not attractive.
On the plus side her mummy is pretty and her parents are wealthy so at least in 18 years she can start to surgically fix her face....
Salma looks so sad almost on the verge of tears. I believe MK was right she should have married the french man and took what she could!!!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
That little girl is absolutely beautiful!!! I want my little to girl to look like her. She's so pretty!
You would think frenchie boy could buy her a jet.I always feel like she is this poor waif when she's in line at the airport.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
That kid is not cute - she looks like Eddie Munster.
all of you bangin on about heels, shhhhh and get a few pairs 4 yourself...her baby is very cute
Her daughter is so freaking cute.
Salma's hot, but she's had work done just like everybody else. I kept thinking it was Penelope Cruz on that commercial--I love the way she says "Pampers."
Could you at least google her? Her family is oil rich, she doesn't need the billionaire's money. You know, in additin to making her own money as an overpaid actress.
She is stunning, smart and didn't need the rich man, he was just a bonus. Thats one lucky little girl.
Submitted by Stoney on August 1, 2008 - 8:57am.
That is awesome! I looove the first 48. Is the black lady detective you speak of the one who is always complaining about getting food or wanting to go home? I just watched some episodes last night and I can't remember if it was Memphis or Tuscon. That show makes me want to become a detective, lol.
OnT- I don't think the baby is pretty either.
There is nothing bad to say about Salma. She is stunning.
Submitted by kdracofan on August 1, 2008 - 1:23pm.
rebanndel on August 1, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Ms. Packa Pampers keeps it real by rolling with an entourage that screams illegals.
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La gente si es idiota.
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I agree, pero esas mierdas pasan, hay que dejarles que se desborden hablando mierda.
About the some small person, lol, i think that's her niece or something like that, or the daughter of a close friend of hers or her nanny's daughter, who knows, but it's obviously a kid.
Valentina is adorable, what a sweet looking little girl, she does have the sad-look face her father has, sad eyes or something but pretty.. she reminds me that i do love kids:)
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'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
im gettin a contact high just lookin at that baby...plus ive got that southpark mexican song "high so high" in my head. luckily i like that song
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That baby is not cute. She looks just like the daddy with Salma's coloring. Salma looks good though.
Salms is the hot-ness.
Flats are for the poor or the lazy!
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Her baby is gorgeous. I love Salma....I can't hate on her - she's a goddess.
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Submitted by You Knew Who on August 1, 2008 - 1:06pm.
ROTFL! That's funny! Probably because it usually takes me about 20 minutes to realize what language they're speaking. I try to understand what they are saying in spanish and then, 20 minutes later, i realize it's english...
That is a cute baby though!
No one else sees Posh's pig nose on this baby? Yeah, she's chubby, but not pretty to me.....
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
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Salma is beautiful and I luuuurve her accent. I wouldn't mind hearing her recite "The Song of Hiawatha."
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Awe . . . she's so cute and CHUBBY!!! I wonder if Selma's massive chichis were the ones keeping her well fed. LOL!!
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
rebanndel on August 1, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Ms. Packa Pampers keeps it real by rolling with an entourage that screams illegals.
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La gente si es idiota.
The baby is adorable!
Her beba is adorable and MK i love that commercial too!
Valentina looks like a normal baby, you know chubby cute. At least Salma is holding her baby and not being followed by an entourage of 18 people.
Alas, we don't get the packa pampers commercial here in the UK, but we did have a L'oreal (I think that was the brand) done by Salma's main gayelle, Penny Cruz. Believe me, when you heard Penny trying to pronounce the main ingrediant in the face cream it was brutal. That part of the commercial was cut with a British woman doing the voice over and Penny saying You're worth it at the end.
That random person has no neck! Had salma had a boy she'd be married.
Monsieur is back with his last supermodel baby momma.
I agree she should be in heels~ I love seeing thos fancy woman who wear heels and full on makeup and hair just to go grocery shopping. They are the SEX!
Salma my love...ours would be the most beautiful 2brow children anyone has ever seen.Make the next one with me.Or at least get some practice in.How hot are you when you're in flats...carrying a kid...and I still wanna hit it?!
She comes from a wealthy mexican family, she had money before she got into movies, bitch never went hungry for her art...this is just gravy.
This little girl is fug. File it under Fug, Michael K.
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That's one cute baby!! And speaking of ugly ones, didn't Affleck and his Trout Lips wifey produce really yhmm, hideous one?
I think Valentina is the cutest omg she puts all these other 'hollyweird' babies to shame. So adorable, cute nose, cute little chubby legs she is going to be beautiful when she is older. The ugly old man and hot younger lady usually manage to have good looking kids.
On another note is Salma ever going to come out of the closet? She has gayelle written all over her.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
She better get a sweet settlement from the billionaire dude, because the baby looks just like him!
That poor child. I think she is confused because the paps are probably screaming her name and she's thinking "Do I KNOW that strange person??"
Submitted by Kizzy on August 1, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Maybe they were together in the womb, they seem to be reaching towards each other, longingly.
I think they had braided themselves together, and now feel cast adrift.
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Or had made a pact before they were separated that they would not be apart long...
Eyebrow #1: I will always love you, #2. You complete me.
Eyebrow #2: Oh Eyebrow #1, without you I would be like a flower without a stem. Like a cookie without crumbs. Like a penis without a head.
Eyebrow #1:................
*Eyebrows reaching towards each other for sexy times*
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Yes, as always, Salma looks lovely.
However, Salma's husband would be a merkin...not a beard.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Ms. Packa Pampers keeps it real by rolling with an entourage that screams illegals.
Welcome back Stoney - sounds like you had quite an experience
I lost it at the one of the kid standing< Selma must see $$ signs when she looks at Valentina, cos that kid is the spitting image of the donor.
Cute baby. Salma is GORGEous.
Stoney: Wow! Sounds exciting. Glad you're back in one piece.
Valentina is soo cute!!
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What's with the eyeshadow packa pampers? She has a Mexican accent that I have never heard in another Mexican...and trust me I know lots of 'em.
The baby is cute but it looks like her father not salma
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 1, 2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 1, 2008 - 11:52am
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Maybe they were together in the womb, they seem to be reaching towards each other, longingly.
I think they had braided themselves together, and now feel cast adrift.
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That is a cute baby!!!!
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Go ahead Salma, we love you!!!!
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Little Valentina has cankles
I'm back, you hot bitches!!!
I got selected as a juror on a Memphis murder trial! And let me just say, WOW. We convicted the fucker of first degree murder, and I even got to see the hot homicide bitches from the First 48 in the FLESH AND BLOOD in court! And the black lady detective was one hot slut, dressed to the nines with fake nails, gold shoes and a long wig and sparkles on her pants! You can read about my case by googling Joseph Pollard Memphis Murder.
On topic: "One packa pampers!!" HAHAHAHHAH! Gah! I thought I was the only one who noticed that shit.
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 1, 2008 - 11:52am.
I predict that child has more of a unibrow problem than even poor little Lourdes. Those caterpillars-in-training are going to grow together soon.
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It looks like they might even wrap around to the back of her head, too!
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.