Ed Westwick Is Totally Straight
You know that dude in the back is totally saying, "Gurrrrl. Look at that flamer over there. My tranny poodle wouldn't even rock those pants. I can smell his ass jam from here. Anyway, fuck this dyke. Let's go see Mamma Mia again." Those dudes are totally mistaken! Ed Westwick is not a homo! Yes, there's been rumors that he's totally boning Chace Crawford, but it's a falsity! He was spotted the other night making out with a chick! That proves everything!
Some witness-type saw Ed at Lit in NYC on Wednesday night with his tongue down some random chick's throat. The witness said, "When the two left together, Ed was leading her by the hand. He was moving quick, but he had time to wink at a hot brunette before slipping out."
There! We can finally shut the closet door on those homo rumors.
Here's Ed wearing totally straight dude pants on the set of "Gossip Girl" the other day. I'm not being sarcastic either. Only pimps and mafia bosses wear pants like that.
love those pants
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
I'd hit it. But then I'd wonder if he did that to hide his real nature.
I'm giggling because this is the exact same color scheme as an outfit I once owned...in the fifth grade...that I wore to a recorder recital. Except my lavender pants weren't shiny.
Actually, we called them flutophones, not recorders.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by James Haven on August 1, 2008 - 10:47pm.
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And I bet they look better on you.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
MK, I think this entry deserves either a "Girlfriend Please" or "What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit is This?" tag. Maybe both.
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Only real men can wear Lavender! James Haven has those very pants in Lavender and Yellow!
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Submitted by Justina on August 1, 2008 - 3:31pm.
He's trying to rock the "I'm so straight I can even wear lavender" look.
That's exactly why I wear a lot of sequined Mackie gowns to work.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 1, 2008 - 6:42pm.
My GUESS is that only Upper Eastsiders who are from Britain... who are trying to impress their boyfriend from Texas... would dress like that.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 1, 2008 - 6:39pm.
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LOL.
I just don't understand what they're trying to do with his character's clothes - do Upper Eastsidders really dress like that? It's beyond tacky.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 1, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Once Patricia Fields moved to their "new" location, yawn.
Although, being a guy... slipping into the nearby "Miss Sixty" store for my jeans, was somewhat convenient.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 1, 2008 - 6:27pm.
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LOL, yeah Eric Daman (who worked with Patricia Fields on SATC) is the head of the wardrobe department.
And Ed's banging the little 15 yr old girl on the show, not Chace. But the former is super pervy so I'll go with the gay theory.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
He's trying to rock the "I'm so straight I can even wear lavender" look.
@Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 1, 2008 - 5:56pm.
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Gossip Girls has a wardrobe department?
They seem perfectly happy letting Chace wear as little as possible.
Then again, I'm sure that's Ed's preference for Chace, too.
NotsoAnon - the wardrobe department on that show HATES him, lol.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
But seriously... these pants make the whole "gay hanky code" obsolete.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 1, 2008 - 5:45pm.
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LOL! Ed should get with that Penn Badgley action.....
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
For the last time... Chace and Ed are not gay!
However, Ed does love it when he gets home and Chace is wearing eyeshadow in the exact same shade of lavender.
And re: "Ed's night out"... I'm thinking the "hot brunette" he winked at was actually Chace...
You tell 'em, Sheeps!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
He's just purple, not gay.
Anyone considered he is AC/DC. I bet he goes both ways.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 1, 2008 - 4:46pm.
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Christian can beat me up anytime - as long as he doesn't use that godawful "Batman" voice. Ugh, that was so distracting.
As for chest hair, a little stubble is fine, but Ed has a damn jungle growing on his chest. I'm afraid something's going to jump out that bush and stab me with a spear or some shit. It's nasty.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Queen C.,
Don't feel bad...when people thought Batman beat up his mom, my Christian too a beating. Everybody is into something different.
Now...as far as shaving his chest. Really???
I like a little roughage….
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/james_purefoy_03.jpg
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He's straight, dammit!!!! Ur all jellis h8ers!
Okay, I'm gonna go back to worshipping at my Ed/Chuck Bass shrine. I'm an unabashed Edaloonie!!!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
um yeah, go out where everyone will see you and make out with beard/wanna-be actress that your publicist hooked you up with. Hey, if it works for Tom Cruise why not this homo. Just kidding, Tommy Girl isn't fooling anybody either.
Can He throw a ball?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 12:16pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWz9U0MtoI
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My husband had lost a lot more hair than that at 21. I also knew a guy in high school who was basically bald by sophomore year. He was actually really cute but he never asked me out.
Submitted by fionalicious on August 1, 2008 - 3:59pm.
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He was also delicious in Breaking and Entering with Jude Law...yum! I'd hit it, but he'd have to shave that chest hair off first.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
uhmm he's actually a quite good looking guy, gay or not. He looked cute in Children Of Men.-
also, i agree the only decent thing to watch about GG are Chuck and B are the only thing that work in the show.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
He seriously cannot be serious in these totally un-serious pants!?
Looks like a rejected extra from 'Saturday Night Fever'
Tragedy!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 1, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Anybody who watches that bitchass show he's on can shampoo my crotch.
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I watch this shitty ass show just to see Ed a.k.a. Chuck Bass and no thanks!
With that being said, he and Leighton Meester are the only decent actors on the show and the only thing keeping it afloat, the gay rumors are totally coming from the PR people on the show trying to draw interest to it since it's bombing in the ratings, and Ed really needs to bathe more and stop drinking so much - the beer belly just isn't working for him.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Ah yes, LIT , where standards go to die.
Ewwww...he must have deep-throated somebody so badly they threw up their Skittles on him.
he can dance if he wants to. very pretty purple boy.
LOL. I love you MK.
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I read the Gossip Girl books in my teen years, knowing even then that I was way too old for that retarded shit. I cared not, for they had large print and somewhat engaging storylines for a while. They were like tabloid trash in book format for lazy stoners who aren't in the mood to read a real fucking book.
There wasn't really anything juicy in them, they were just fun in a Degrassi type way.
The one episode I saw of the show DISGRACED the books! Blake Lively's character is supposed to be the prettiest girl in New York - and Blake Lively just looks homely to me. Sorry, I don't get the fuss about her. Another bitch on the show is supposed to have huge titties - that is like her whole point, that she has enormous tits - and they couldn't even bother to find a dumb slut with big boobs to portray her. STUPID, even stupider than the teen serial novels the show is derived from.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
He's ugly.
It's like young Marlon Brando without the pretty. Like young Marlon Brando after being punched in the face a dozen times.
Who is this person anyway?
21 is his industry age. He's probably about 26 from the looks of it, and his hairline is starting to recede. No WAAAY bitch is a year younger than me.
That being said I think he's the hottest "teen heartthrob" out there. Chace Crawford and whatever are too JTT for me. Can't these young girls see that they are lusting after homos? My gaydar was fine tuned by the time I was 13 or so.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
The next pictures in that same sequence show him whipping out a cane umbrella and singing.
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Well, you know what they say about pimps. Think about it: they get their hair done regularly, their nails done, they wear flashy clothes and jewelery and rarely have sex with their property. Maybe they're over compensating?? Read Ice Berg Slim.
Anyone else think this homeboy/girl looks WAAAAAYYYYY older than 20-21???
Gay or straight, he looks like a fucking ferret in clothes Rainbow Bright wouldn't be caught dead in.
Anybody who watches that bitchass show he's on can shampoo my crotch.
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I personally think that their "gayness" is a publicity stunt. And this outfit is just being worn to fuel the fire. The show is crap and viewership is declining, so they have to do SOMETHING to keep in it the public eye.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 1, 2008 - 1:04pm.
He has an interesting look, but something about him is slimy and annoying.
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That would be his hair.
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What this outfit is missing is a cape and a top hat.
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He has an interesting look, but something about him is slimy and annoying.
He's icky.