Monday, August 4th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 1st!
After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs. - your blood is lovely
Runners-up:
Scaffolding holds Shauna Sand's elegance together while her heels are buffed. - lexicon
Darling, don't fret. Even though these chairs are taken, as long as I have a face, you've got a place to sit. - CostumeDrama
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beebee - is it bad to wear ankle bracelets??? I love ankle bracelets!!! Is it too 80's??? omg...
It is so much prettier than those skanky ankle tattoos... can you tell I'm old yet?? lol
OMG I laughed so hard at that winning quote. I'm so glad it won. Congrats to you 3 funny sluts!
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Swiggity switch it up!
Congrats to all!!!
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Omg, the winning quote is brilliant. By far!
yay!
wow, thanks for all the love kids! MWAH!!!
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
those "shoes" are ridiculous. and i'm a little disgusted by the red claw toenail. most of it stemming from my hatred of feet. gross
Congrats, winners!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
where the hell did you find this picture? and who has the nerve to wear these shoes out in public? crazy…
Congrats hilarious horz!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
who the hell wears ankle bracelets anymore?
Congrats to the winners! Funny stuff. Walking off with mini-me's chairs! HA!
Swear to ME!
You can always count on TommyGirl for two things...
1. Doing anything to dissuade us from discovering his true height..or lack thereof.
2. His addiction to drama and limelight.
Vern Troyer's $20,000,000 dollar lawsuit against ex gf alleges discrimination against little people and theft. She even stole his custom made chairs to wear on her feet!
Engineers discover a way for Rosie O'Donnell to wear heels.
Since Elizabeth Taylor is a card carrying member of the Golden Age of Hollywood, it is customary for your heels to match your walker.
Shauna Sand's Fuck Me Stands!
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Ikea unveiled their new line of shoes designed for Southern proms.
Look! Ice T bought Coco a new pair of shoes.
Yes, the shoes are wrong, but can we focus on the problem at hand...her toenails!?
Oooh, that's where my CD rack went!
Heeding her attorney's advice, Britney finally attends a custory hearing with a more demure look.
Why of course, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you're still a size 2. Of course you are!
The gynecologist who invented these nobbed heels (see creepy man in black standing in the picture) obviously had wished women had three holes instead of two.
Laugh now, but these are AMAZING on a qwerty keyboard.
amt
Poor dumb Erica's husband was an engineer you could always tell by her footwear.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Tommygirls new "Tripod Elevator" shoes.
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Just because they were once strippers, doesn't mean they won't need walkers when they're older.
Tommygirl and Katie prepare to trade shoes
What's great is that these shoes can also be used as skateboard ramps for stoner leprechauns.
Fugly is as fugly does.
From the Shauna Sand Geriatric Footwear Collection, for the world's most elegant elders with no use for the walkers of common folk.
When you need scaffolding to look taller, maybe it's time to admit you're kind of short...
Join the Shauna Sands Mile High Club.
"Well, I had to wear them at least once, my kids made them for me for Mother's Day!"
With the campaign over, Hillary Clinton can devote more time to her anti-cankle treatments.
Felicia wore an ankle bracelet to draw attention to her feet.
The year 2070. Human feet everywhere now demand for any prostitute who works 12+ hours that they get a place to sit down, "the conventional heel was not comfortable on the arch" one foot explains.
High Rise High Heels is as close as this bitch is getting to a penthouse suite.
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...whatever.
In an effort to go green, Shauna Sand decided to recycle her plastics-into her boobs, lips and calves.
Even the heels of Empress Lucite are much too pure to touch the ground.
Oh look! Shauna Sand got Heidi Montag to design her some classy heels.
High Rise Ho.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Um, look. . . breakups are hard, but when I said, "You should just walk all over his balls in stilettos," I meant. . . oh forget it.
Now, for just $19.95, you too can have amazingly sexy cankles with the new Cankle-sizer.
Tom C. let Victoria B. try on his new lifts.
Sick of the lack of attention, Heidi Montag gives Shauna Sand a run for her money.
I'm a ho.... what do you expect??
geriatric shauna sand!
Shauna Sand in 20 years.