Monday, August 4th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 1st!
After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs. - your blood is lovely
Runners-up:
Scaffolding holds Shauna Sand's elegance together while her heels are buffed. - lexicon
Darling, don't fret. Even though these chairs are taken, as long as I have a face, you've got a place to sit. - CostumeDrama
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Now do you see why Nikki Blonsky got in that fight at the airport? She takes up two fucking seats all by herself...and that's just her feet.
I ain't kidding.
she is my favorite. I saw her on a milllionaire dating site """""-""""NYwealthyMatch . c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now. Is that true?
how do those things hold coco's fat ass up?!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
The lovely Linda Hogan (aka Hulk's ex-wife) has found a new way of enticing "hot" young boys by letting her feet do the massaging from the comfort of her own bed.
Scaffolding supports The Empress of Lucite's elegant feet while her heels undergo construction.
put a tennnis ball on the third wheel and they will be geriatric shauna sands shoes
xoxox
The war isn't working.
when your work shoes get old buy a walker for them and you can strip all day!
those have to belong to the lucite heels bitch with the duck face
World Exclusive!! Miss Piggy and Kermit have FEET!
From the Shauna Sands collection- Training shoes for hos...er, elegant ladies. Learn how to strut, do deep knee bends, and "conduct business" on your toes, without scraping a nail. Lucite is extra.
hey Ma, those shoes I made for you in shop class turned out pretty nice, eh??
Tired of getting your feet wet everytime the basement floods with water? Try the new "Fuck Me Pumps Water Waders" by Ronco.
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May feet rest in Posh peace.
Tommy Girl shoe lifts coming to a store near you. As the motto goes "We take you to another level"
i knew that classy bitch COCO had her own magazine.....but when did IKEA start sponsoring her?!?
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lets stay true to our WASP nature...The house is on fire, just try to stay clam.
vh1 presents: i love new york 3! in episode 1, new york meets her match by having all her honey's design shoes for her. trannyrella finally finds her prince!
"Sands, party of two, your table is available."
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
::Tom Cruise eagerly awaits the arrival of the male model of this shoe::
So much for high heels making your cankles look smaller....
Somewhere there is a Barbie Doll House missing two bar chairs....
Balls? Balls? She'll impress me when she has skate wheels on her chairs!
Can escorts file for Worker's Comp?
He's gellin', she's not.
Someone isn't going home without a Chair shoe up their ass.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
oh my god I SO need a pair of these to go mountain climbing!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Three husbands down, working on #4.
Mini Me's dining room chairs WINS!
xavier
The metal shop students at Harvey Milk High School are simply faaaaabulous!
Why is that toe nail sooo long?!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Amy Winehouse trades in her ballerina flats for shoes that double as a crack pipe.
Blaaaaake - they're smokin!
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on August 1, 2008 - 2:06pm.
oh hell...Im not even gonna try after this:
"After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs"
Likewise! Contest over :))
its bruce bitches...
mini me verne troyer's attempt to look taller without a wheelchair..
This will be the future of shoes if global warming continues and the lucite reserves in the polar ice caps melt away. GO GREEN - SAVE THE LUCITE!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Shauna Sand: the zimmer frame years
Submitted by your blood is lovely on August 1, 2008 - 1:19pm.
"After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs."
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This one also gets my vote! :-) Ain't no use for runner ups! :-P
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
oh hell...Im not even gonna try after this:
"After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs"
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Shauna Sand's assemble-it-yourself shoe line now available at Ikea.
This one has my vote !!! Excuse me I have to go clean the soda off my monitor now....
After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs.
Next time Brooke Hogan walks all over her father, it'll also massage him. "Six balls for your two, daddy?"
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
New earthquake-proof shoes for LA's plastic wives: $432,000.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Saint Heidi Montag giving a whole new meaning to "meals on wheels".
Chasey Lain tried to follow in Shauna Sand's exquisite footsteps, but sadly all the crack left her sense of elegance as dead as her career.
The best shot the paps could get of Tommy Girl's first date with Will Smith.
Who knew Mrs. Potato Head had Fuck Me Shoes?
No, it is not haute couture if your son made your shoes out of tinkertoys and two pieces of beef jerky.
Fug ass shoes do not detract from chola cancles -- sorry!
Solange finally figured out a way to be a step above big sis Beyonce
Shauna Sands' feet were so busted from wearing her Lucite heels all the time they had to get their own walkers.
Not a caption, but damn, look at that long toenail. I think that is nasty.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Why am I looking at a fat, hairy cankle? Oh, the dumb shoes, got it.
Shauna Sand's grandmother used to wear gorgeous lucite heels but when her doctor told her she would need to walk with a walker, she had to make a compromise...