Monday, August 4th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 1st!
After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs. - your blood is lovely
Runners-up:
Scaffolding holds Shauna Sand's elegance together while her heels are buffed. - lexicon
Darling, don't fret. Even though these chairs are taken, as long as I have a face, you've got a place to sit. - CostumeDrama
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It's like the nesting doll principle used on barfly shoes.
Mini Me's mother is coming out with a reality show on how not too dress. First victim...Shauna Sand
Ikea introduces its new Shauna Sand DIY stripper shoe line....Allen wrench and Valtrex included....
So that's how Tommy Girl appeared to be the same height as Katie in those recent red carpet photos.
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
Finally, a subtle way for Tom Cruise to close the height gap with Katie.
With shoes and toenails like these, it's probably safe to bet that the next thing this cougar's gonna climb is a tree.
It's over. If:
"After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs."
doesn't win, it will be the greatest miscarriage of justice since OJ walked off with his freedom.
you know she's probably about 4-foot-nothin
without those three-wheeled shopping carts on her feet. :D
Hovaround's new line of high heels: Sex on Wheels for Disabled GILFs.
CANKLE WEIGHTS!
jgm22
Payless's new Very Sexy line of shoes
Somebody's feeling froggy!!! And it's not the frog.
"Place-setting to guest ratio giving you a headache? Confusion at the cash register? The maid's in El Savador and the step-kids have math homework?! Fear not! With this gorgeous and sexy new line of Abacus Heels from Agent Provocateur you're sure to get noticed whether you're strutting down sunset or counting your millions. Abacus Heels; For the ho on the go who can't count her own dough."
Submitted by your blood is lovely on August 1, 2008 - 1:19pm.
"After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs."
ummmm this is HILARIOUS!
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
The Devil Wears Caca
Shauna got the exclusive rights to sell her new orthopedic shoe line to the Bangkok School of Massage Therapy.
The winner of the "make footwear with items from your neighbor's garden" challenge on this season's Project Runway.
materials used:
Frog statue eyeballs
Irrigation pipes
Burger flippers
and two huge tools
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Instead of investing in those Eiffel Tower Heels, Ms. Candy should have spent her money on a sander to file down those claws.
Sensing the possible loss of her title of "Hot Babe of the Year" to Shauna Sand, PP ups the ante.
The hot new shoe in Miami is the "WakkaWakka" - it comes complete with tiny tennis balls so you won't have to worry about falling and not being able to get up.
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
a dr. scholl must-have for feet that frequently fall asleep.
Anyone know where Ali Lohan can buy these? Dina's birthday is coming up....
Not only can you purchase cheap furniture at IKEA, you can now purchase cheap sex there too!
After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs.
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
I've heard of platform heels, but that's just ridiculous.
To play "footsie" with her, you would need a bucket of cement on a steel-toed boot.
Hey, don't hate, she needs something tough enough to support her three-inch talons.
Just last week, she wrote her Mama back in Tupelo that she was really climbing the ladder at her job on the "night crew." If only Mama knew.
Not a caption, but at least the shoes provide a distraction from that four inch toenail.
Step on a crack,
Break your mother's back.
Wear this hotass wreck,
Break your dumbass neck.
She's the type that will sue the restaurant because she fell walking on a crack in their floor.
Somebody tell this bitch that those shoes do NOT constitute climbing the ladder to success!
I've heard of special shoes for the handicapped, but special shoes to make you handicapped?
When the hooker doesn't want to leave the bar, you can now have the the bar feel whenever you step somewhere!
It's bad luck to walk under latters, but this bitch is going to find out it's bad luck walking ON them, too.
Darling, don't fret. Even though these chairs are taken, as long as I have a face, you've got a place to sit.
Yeah, my feet would need their own fucking wheelchairs, too.
Hi Olga it's Demetri again. I'll assume, I'll assume, you fell over and hurt your ankle wearing your very elegant shoes and did not have a chance to call me back.
After the lucite factory burned down, the fabulous Ms. Sand had to make due with another form of elegance
See Jim, I TOLD YOU Tom Cruise was wearing lifts in his shoes!
Note to Tom Cruise: We are all impressed with your Lee Press-On nails, but please stop trying to out do Shauna Sand "the Magnificent Empress of Lucite," it can never be done!
In her settlement in the Chanel lawsuit, Phoebe Price receives some exclusive high-reels.
Devil wears high-reels for the handicapped.
These Cankles are made for walking, and they're gonna walk all over you...
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
They say to 'baby' your feet for good health. But I don't think it means putting them in high chairs!
Tom couldn't take being shorter to Katie any longer, he's forcing her to wear tennis shoes while he gets to wear these 'lifts'
The Empress of Lucite and her new mobile thrones.
The new hooker shoe line by Shauna Sand! She thought it would be cute if her feet could sit.
Double Jeopardy Question: Who is Tom Cruise?
Watch out for the frog in the corner!