Monday, August 4th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 1st!
After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs. - your blood is lovely
Runners-up:
Scaffolding holds Shauna Sand's elegance together while her heels are buffed. - lexicon
Darling, don't fret. Even though these chairs are taken, as long as I have a face, you've got a place to sit. - CostumeDrama
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Phoebe Price rocks her new heels from the Shauna Sand Lucite Heel Shoe Collection
Not even those shoes can distract you from them cankles!
Phoebe Price finds a way to win back MK's heart
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Stupid bitch. Those aren't shoes - they are prototypes for chairs for Mattel's new "Barbie's Dream House 2021".
New Anti-Police Drug Devise - the coke-toenail with it's own get away wheels....
"A good friend will bail you out of jail; a great friend will be sitting in the cell next to you"
Shauna Sand's Stretchers, in case she gets hospitalized
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Submitted by lexicon on August 1, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Scaffolding holds Shauna Sand's elegance together while her heels are buffed.
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Hahahaha! That's my vote!
Happy ending heels
"A good friend will bail you out of jail; a great friend will be sitting in the cell next to you"
Shauna Sand's guest appearance on Circus of the Stars.
Scaffolding holds Shauna Sand's elegance together while her heels are buffed.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 1, 2008 - 1:07pm.
24” x 24” pc of sheet metal on debit card: $24.10
Two small DVD racks on debit card: $19.25
Three feet of air tubing on debit card: $5.80
Home-made stripper shoes: Priceless.
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By Far THE BEST! LMAO!
This takes heelies to a whole nother level!
Shoes specially designed for Shauna Sand's Sonic uniform.
Nevermind the fucked up shoes....are those "Lee Press-On" Toenails????
There's only one way a chic can pull off these shoes: acrylic toe nails.
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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Introducing the latest fashion from Bin-Wa shoes, the Andy Dicks,also known as 'milkers'
I wonder if it comes with tennis balls on the legs for older people.
Shauna Sand's walkers for her golden years.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Tacky! Anklets are soooooo 1980.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Ooo...I see Coco is busy working to elevate her status as usual.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
When Shauna Sand's doctor told her that she'd need a walker if she kept wearing such high heals, this wasn't exactly what he meant.
Judging by the length of that toe nail, bitch has left many a bloody customer on the hotel bed.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Katie Holmes finally gets some balls but fortunately for Tom they are in the wrong place.
Tommy Girl will wear anything that will make him look like he's the same height as Katie Holmes.
And she needs to shave. I see fuzz.
holy crap! those shoes are rediculous! When standing up, she's gonna be pushed so far forward..flat on her face every 2 feet! wow. These are just, horrible! Metal too, urgh.
I bet she drives in them too.
Ok here's my go:
"After the 20th hit and run, Britney said it was the shoes, Officer".
Wow. I think she could open a can with that toenail!! And, since the shoes weren't classy enough by themselves, the ankle bracelets are a nice touch. Too bad her pimp's shoes look so low budget.
COCO! THat is a long toe-nail! Clip it and maybe you can go back to wearing normal hooker shoes...because, this ain't normal.
NOt even for a tranny hooker.
Year 2030: Shauna Sand refuses a geriatric wheelchair.
Due to her ever increasing girth, CoCo is forced to wear stablizer bars.
The TomKat. Now available wherever other skanky celebrities sell their shoes.
Shauna Sands' geriatric shoes
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
24” x 24” pc of sheet metal on debit card: $24.10
Two small DVD racks on debit card: $19.25
Three feet of air tubing on debit card: $5.80
Home-made stripper shoes: Priceless.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
crap, everyone took my shauna sands comments.
If any bitch can find something that isn't a "Fashion Don't" in this picture, then La Pequena will come give you a private dance.
"That bitch raided my closet! Erm, I mean, my girlfriend's closet. Cuz I like girls. Really. Promise! Trust."
Quote from Westwick, Cruise, and/or Jakey Poo.
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Introducing the "Cruise Heels" grab a hand and be dragged everywhere.
Shauna Sand designs her 'practical shoes' line....
These serve as candle holders when not being worn.... this will prove shes no dumb blonde!!!
Ghet-toes!
since victoria beckham can't go without
wearing heels all the friken time,
this was a specially made old people "walker"
for when she becomes a old prune.
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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The lengths women will go to for beauty....err I mean to distract from their cankles. Robertoooo
shauna sand meets kirstie alley, the memaw from hell in the making!
Pamela Anderson spotted at Wal-mart:
Purchasing a Wheelbarrow for back support, some spackle,
and tennis Balls for her new Walker.
KellasOnTheRags
Introducing the Golden Girls shoes line in tribute to Estelle Getty
Star Jones models post-war mix-and-match footwear for the Cankly Blessed from items found around the home.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Shauna Sands is gonna be pretty pissed about this!
Not only are they fashion forward, but they give one hell of a butt massage!
Too bad those orthopedic shoes can't cure cankles.
My Grandma would have already slapped some mini tennis balls on the bottom those things.
Ok ok - $65 and I'll let you lick my kankles.