Monday, August 4th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 1st!
After throwing Mini Me to the floor, his girlfriend also walked off with his brand new dining room chairs. - your blood is lovely
Runners-up:
Scaffolding holds Shauna Sand's elegance together while her heels are buffed. - lexicon
Darling, don't fret. Even though these chairs are taken, as long as I have a face, you've got a place to sit. - CostumeDrama
ShareThis
From the Tom Cruise 'Fuck Me Heels' collection:
Adds 20 inches and has more plugs than Will has holes
Paris Hilton's new gig? Whoring out Tommy Girl's new line of shoes.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 1, 2008 - 12:31pm.
In a failing economy, I don't know what would posess Ikea to try out their line of ready-to-assemble footwear.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><>
WINNER!!!
Just an observation, but orthopedic surgeons around the world just woke up with wood! My GF has a large dog and a small yard. Maybe I should get her a pair of these.
=================================
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Someone tell her to give MiniMe his chairs back.
OMG her TOENAIL. once i get over that i shall have something clever...carry on
******************************************************
Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment
Alas, shoes that announce that the wearer has reached the Pinnacle of Slutdom and Desperation! Shawna Sands quietly weeps somewhere.
=================================
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
In a failing economy, I don't know what would posess Ikea to try out their line of ready-to-assemble footwear.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
The "elderly walker" Jimmy Choo was all the rage at the Estelle Getty Memorial Service.
Shauna Sand has got nothing on her! Well, hey, at least she ain't sucking balls like the ones on her heels!
New for fall from the SHAUNA SAND COLLECTION:Eames-inspired "barstoolers".
Available in titanium(shown).Or carbon fiber.
Tommy Girl's publicist: "Mr. Cruise...er, Mr. Cruise? You might wanna put some pants on."
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
The elegant and entrepreneurial Shauna Sand combines her two great loves--sky-high heels and balls--in her new line of shoes, available exclusively at Jack's 99 Cent Store.
Now women everywhere can tower over a set of balls just by walking down the street.
I don't know which is sexier, the cankle bracelet or the 6 inch toenail.
Some paps 'll go anywhere to get a shot of Katie and Tommy Girl.
Bitch raided Tommy Girl's closet! Ho's gonna be committing suicide any day now...
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Italy unveils its design plans for the Leaning Towers of Strippa!
something for the elderly ho's....Shauna Sands' version of a walker
Shauna Sand creates her own line of Roller Skates...
**************************************************
Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "Id Die Without You"
Damn! Shauna Sand needs to clip her toeclaws!
Yo soy la Pequena Sucia