Elegance Has A Name......
.....and it's Shauna Sand. The Empress of Lucite was out mingling with her subjects in Hollywood last night. You can't tell from these pictures, but those roses were actually dead before Shauna touched them. She magically brought them back to life.
Last night, Shauna proved once again that she is a true natural beauty. She's like a fresh gardenia in the morning rain. I mean, she hardly woke any make-up last night! I know, it's hard to believe. Shauna is beauty in its most natural state.
Shauna also announced that she is the spokesperson for the extremely exclusive San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, CA. And by "exclusive" I mean anybody can get in as long as you're wearing shoes. And the ads don't do her justice.
Here's more of the most beautiful woman in the world with her secret husband. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pack my things. I'm moving to Highland, CA!
I used to think Shauna Sand was a big deal until I REALLY started looking at her.
She actually kind of looks like some monster from Irish folklore. A hag? Banshee?
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
I mean, Shauna is my favoritest human being - but who is that hunk on her arm?? He's hot!
Not as hot as Shauna, natch. She is the Sex Goddess of All Time, and I lust after her....shoes.
Shauna, give up that fuckwit! And send him to me! Stat!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
When you see something like those lips in the second thumbnail, it's usually time to see a doctor.
And those heels, and the way she requires assistance just to walk down the steps, reminds me of Chinese footbinding and how Chinese chauvinist piggie men thought it was so sexy for their women to be unable to run away.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Why in the world would anyone do that to their face?
I love that she thinks she looks sooo good.
She's so Hollywood screwball.....she looks more like Santa Monica Blvd. Tranny than a real woman (mother!)...
meh.
Black Widow: PP would win, hands down. That girl has an agenda. No Lucite whore is going to get in her way.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
whom do you think would win in a fight? the empress of lucite or PP, international supermodel and actress?
This is totally off-topic, but how can this Lucite bitch just abandon her chirren? At least Lorenzo is stepping up to the plate.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
A smile that could sink a thousand ships!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 6:23pm.
@Tigerlilly:
before I excuse it, I have to be shown proof of this alleged beauty.
She looks like an abused Barbie doll left near an open flame.
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A Barbie doll left near an open flame???? BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless, simply priceless...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Tigerlilly:
before I excuse it, I have to be shown proof of this alleged beauty.
She looks like an abused Barbie doll left near an open flame.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Excuse her beauty, but is it just me or is that promo card totally not her? I mean, they photoshopped that shit to the point of unrecognizable! I need to find the whores who did this! They can photoshop my shit to look like a 20 year old Brigitte Bardot, I'm convinced of it...Think of all the free meals I could get off of match. com! What? Like you whores don't use that as a free meal service when money is tight...Don't front...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
...The San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino members travel in armored cars with a caravan of bodygards because they are involved in all kinds of shady shit here in southern California....she better not piss anybody off or she may never be seen again...they will find one lone lucite heel sticking up through the sand in the desert 10 years after she goes missing....
...I'll bet Lorenzo got her that gig...
She classes up the glorious lucite heels even more. Am I mistaken, or do they look like they've been bedazzled?!?
37 years old??? OMG!!!!! She looks at least an altered 52, look at thumbnail #2
37 and holding, maybe
I looked Shauna up on imdb.com and was surprised to learn she was born in 1971, which means she's not quite 37 years old as of this writing. Seeing her pictures (and knowing how old her ex is), I honestly thought this hag was 50-something and trying to look younger.
sweet lord, she is fugly.
Is that a lipstick tooth I see on her or has my computer gone wonky?
my dad is a security guard for san manuel. i wonder if he could snatch one of her lucite heels. do they ever come off her feet?
I never noticed how absolutely perfect her TEETH are too! I had never been able get past looking at those gorgeous lips before!
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AAAAnd the lip liner is outside of her natural lip line!!! She is stuck in the early 90's.
Didn't this woman learn anything from getting her make-up done for photo shoots and whatever else she has done?! There is too much going on all over her face and it frustrates me. With the overdrawn eyebrows, the overdone eyes, and the hugely inflated lips with the lip liner being a darker shade than the lipstick, it's just all too confusing. Yeah, she looks like shit, but she would probably look better if she would just let me scrub all that crap off her face. I am going to LA this weekend. I would love to run into her, pull her aside, and tell her in a nice way that she looks like shit and that I will redo her make-up for her for free.
i just don't understand how lorenzo lamas and that euro trash ex husband could discard a lovely natural creature such as shauna sand....
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
I just crack up every time I read what MK has written about Shauna.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
She's obviously one of those people who thinks that having everyone in the world despise you is better than no fame at all.
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she looks like she is in pain everytime she smiles. she seems like the type of chick to just lay there during sexy times too. boring!
by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 3:11pm.
My heart goes out to her former lips.
by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 3:11pm.
My heart goes out to her former lips.
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A moment of silnce please
She is definitely a double-bagger. Man alive. She has a scary, scary face. She might want to think about fixing those snaggle teeth she has! LOL!
My heart goes out to her former lips.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Oh wow. She's the spokesperson for a casino in San Bernadino aka San BernaGHETTO. LMAO!
How in satan's asshole does this freak pull the quality cock that she does???
I mean the hot frenchie husband and this little number are lookers...Shauna Sand, well she is a looker in a car crash victim way..
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
She looks whoreiffic.
Just sayin.
Well she is just a delicate little dew drop of klass.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She's a cross between the late Tammy Faye Bakker and that Jocelyn Wildenstein beast.
and the Tammy Fay tarantula mascara is so elegant.
oh god, not Her again. when are those lips ever good to see? at the Slut Hotel?
HOSE BEAST!!!!!!!
Highland = Hood
PENNYWISE teefs!! I'm skeered.
dammit!
what's a demon doing walking the streets?
time to get my crucifix and table salt.
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I was watching "Charmed" today, and Shauna was in it! There was a brief scene where she was on the soap opera that Piper was watching. I looked it up on imdb.com and sure as shit, she has it listed as one of her credits.
Topher Grace's villain in Spiderman 3 had those teeth. Maybe she's just a superfan...?
Eeep. She has like 50 teefs in that mouf.
Oh, are those the heels with the lovely dangling gem on the inside of the ball of the foot!? Those are my favorites.
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Hi5.
So... My kids have this movie, Robots, and there is an evil trash compactor type robot with snarly teefs. What a striking resemblance.
Shauna needs a new LV bag, she carries that thing everywhere...well, she's not carrying in these pictures..what kind of profit is she making from her fabulous lucite heel line???
MK: you are a penis lmao
PP has started a trend, chicken cutlet cheeks!
Hey, I won $180 from San Manuel. Aside from the gangs running around, it's a classy place!