Elegance Has A Name......
.....and it's Shauna Sand. The Empress of Lucite was out mingling with her subjects in Hollywood last night. You can't tell from these pictures, but those roses were actually dead before Shauna touched them. She magically brought them back to life.
Last night, Shauna proved once again that she is a true natural beauty. She's like a fresh gardenia in the morning rain. I mean, she hardly woke any make-up last night! I know, it's hard to believe. Shauna is beauty in its most natural state.
Shauna also announced that she is the spokesperson for the extremely exclusive San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, CA. And by "exclusive" I mean anybody can get in as long as you're wearing shoes. And the ads don't do her justice.
Here's more of the most beautiful woman in the world with her secret husband. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pack my things. I'm moving to Highland, CA!
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She just got them done again.....sheesh women, sometimes that shit lasts a year! Wait for them to deflate, before you add more!
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
Shauna's elegant dress really brings out the natural glow of her radiant skin.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Is it just me or do her lips seem to get bigger with every post? Seriously, pretty soon they're going to take up her entire face...
Get her away from those Lipstick Roses...they are beautiful and she's making them wilt into dead twigs.
Why is that guy in the last thumbnail escorting a piece of bacon wrapped in tin foil?
Hot mess is an understatement.
wow....all that make up and she can't even look a little bit pretty........
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Why is she getting the patented "Bill Murray, I Drink Too Much" bulbous nose knob?
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...whatever.
She is absolutely wrecked and ugly. There is nothing pretty about her face.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 1, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 1, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Her poor face! I just want to hug it and tell it everything will be ok.
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Don't lie to her face...;-)
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Good point.
To be honest, I don't think I could get that close to her face without either grimacing or giggling.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
The only time I have ever been semi-envious over this hag is right now...
That boy is fine!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 1, 2008 - 10:40am.
She'll turn 37 on September 2d.
MK will probably make her lead birthday slut that day.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 1, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Her poor face! I just want to hug it and tell it everything will be ok.
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Don't lie to her face...;-)
Yeah, she was pretty (in a trashy sort of way) when she was younger. She'd probably still look pretty good if she hadn't carved up her face and gotten even trashier. If she weren't a waste of space, it would be a damn shame, but since she is a waste of space, it's damn hilarious!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She suffers from HFF....Hatchet Faced Frankenstein. Robertoooo
Her eyes scream "HELP ME."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 2, 2008 - 1:47am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 1, 2008 - 10:44am.
ITA. Those lips are totally vomitaceous. Obviously enhanced for blowjobbing.
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LMAO @ "vomitaceous". My coworker: "Shit, I wouldn't let this hooker blow me even if she paid ME!"
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Those roses are beautiful
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I guess the good news is, you can be an old, butt-ugly, used-up, undignified hag and STILL get a cute boy-toy.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
I would say she is going to be sorry about sun exposure, but it looks like I am too late.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 1, 2008 - 10:44am.
ITA. Those lips are totally vomitaceous. Obviously enhanced for blowjobbing.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Those lips. Those fucking lips!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
O my goodness gracious me alive! How does she look so OLD!!! Her bodies not bad. Seriously, dudes, she was kinda PRETTY when she was young. I wonder how hot she might have been if she'd have left well enough alone. Her poor face! I just want to hug it and tell it everything will be ok.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Plastic sugeons need to just stop with the cheek implants. I won't even get into the shit they do to people's lips...Ugh.
Of course that was completely off topic since Shauna is a natural beauty of eternal youth with the grace and poise of a real live princess...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How old is she? SHe looks like she's 49 and sunburned on the smiley close up.
How ols is she? SHe looks like she's 49 and sunburned on the smiley close up.
She looks like she's wearing gym shorts.
I'm curious who the popular girl in middle school was that made Shauna so miserable, and whom she is still trying to get back at. You KNOW it's some stupid childhood crap like that which turned her into the crack whore she is today.
Shauna, Honey, you're never going to be the cheerleader. You're never going to get THAT guy. She was just prettier than you.
Don't even say that's her on that card. Photoshop Awards anybody? She is all kinds of brokendown.
MK, I cannot forgive you for this post!!
Just, Urgh.
That sure is one greasy skunk cheeto.
When she smiles - that thin moustache above her lip gives her a certain tranny look and those teeth could punch holes into a tire.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Those LIPS!
DISGUSTING!!!!
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "Id Die Without You"