Friday, August 1st 2008
I Miss The Tight Rolled Jeans
As much as Katie Holmes' tight rolled Bugle Boy straight out of 1990 made my teeth hurt, I miss them. Without them, she's back to looking like a brainwashed Stepford robot with a creepy husband who suffers from a bad case of dick butter breath. Okay, she always looks like that, but at least the tight rolled jeans were a distraction.
Katie, carrying a cup of hot barley water, showed up to rehearsal for her Broadway bore show this morning. I don't know why the bitch has to go to rehearsal. Can't Tommy Girl just upload her lines and shit into her system hard drive?
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She shouldn't wear stripes. Ever.
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Dick happens! - MK
I wouldn't get that haircut even for Tommy Girl's billion$. Katie should have thought about that when she was signing the contract with alien blood, though.
Also it appears as if her and Posh are trying to make the "I wear my gay husband's jeans" thing happen, but it won't. It barely looks OK on a size zero.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Her shoes are quite ugly.
in ten years, she's gonna look back at all this and absolutely hate herself for dressing like a marm in her late 20's/early 30's.
louboutins she has like 300K worth of them..bitch
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The war isn't working.
seriously, I can't be the only one who thinks she looks like Shirley Feeney. The only things missing in this picture are Laverne DeFazio and Boo Boo Kitty.
I like her shoes
Where is the red Hermès bag? Oooh that bag is special.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I never saw the beauty in katie Holes until she got with Tom....theres something appealing about her...
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I smoked crack with him, but no one loves me...
where is Suri? i want to see that cute little girl. i am not interested in the jolie-pitt twins. i want suriiiiiiii......
It will be sad when, fifteen or twenty years from now, Tom Cruise finally breaks down and admits that he's a cock jockey -- meanwhile having selfishly wasted much of Katie's life.
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
the sad thing is that la holmes is pretty.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
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She looks like my mom. My mom is 60. Would somebody stop these sci-tolg freaks please? Is it really too much to ask?
29 going on 80.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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She looks like crap, as usual. It's always funny to see people with money and poor taste dress themselves. Reminds me of this bitch I've known my whole life. She comes from money, but dresses so blah (think khakis and crisp shirts or jeans and polo shirts ALL the fucking time, even when dressing up). The worst part is she's so smug about herself--thinking that her shit don't stink. In the end, she's looks like Katie Holmes--a ragged 29 year old who looks like a 50 year old soccer mom.
Aphid on August 1, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I must say I love her shoes.
- That was my first thought, they are better than her "my husband is standing next to me" casual shoes.
Maybe with a lawsuit in the air, she will get a chance to escape....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"Can't Tommy Girl just upload her lines and shit into her system hard drive?"
He's too busy with his latest lawsuit. Since Oprah will no longer allow couch-jumping and his giggling tribute fell flat, he has to devise a new way to defend himself.
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
i don't love the shoes. the worst part of her stepbot outfit are those lame ass pump-wedgies. looks like she dressed herself today. bleck.
One serving of Xenu Vanilla in a waffle bowl coming right up!!!!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
@Jim:
Once again you brighten my day. No, I'm not being a dick. Seriously, I get happy every time I read your comments.
@Karl_J:
Yeah, MK can be a bit harsh, but he's just voicing what a lot of us are thinking. Besides, all the other blogs say the same thing, so if she does read them, she's not getting bashed JUST from MK.
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Hi5.
MK, I love you and you're really funny, but ease up on th nasty comments for a change. I cannot imagine what this woman must think if she read ur blog for one week.
On the other hand, I would love to take you balls deep. Lata....
PSL I work a 4/40, off every Friday. :)
thank goodness she finally raided her husbands closet and found jeans that fit. she must have been wearing the baggy ones until these were lengthened.
What a shame. This young woman used to sparkle with personality and acted like she looked forward to each new day.
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...whatever.
It's rare to see a photo of her where Tommy Girl isn't tugging at or pulling her arm.
@Stoney....I know you got it
make me pee my pants!
I have no sense of humor I depend on all you ho's to keep me going GEEZ
She's so friggin' dull.
Now she doesn't look pregnant...
Aphid, did you take the day off? I know you can't really look at DL at work....
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
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Where's the good shit man?
Who do I gotta piss off to get some funny here.... come on ladies :)
Dear Katie,
Skinny jeans are not your friend.
Love,
Stoney
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HEY KATIE , YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT...
LOVE , THE WORLD
I must say I love her shoes.