Friday, August 1st 2008

Just What We Need

Another reality show! This one is brought to you buy former meth head and new mom Jodie Sweetin. Steph Tanner from "Full House" told People that she's shooting the show in a couple of months.

Jodie's husband, Cody Herpin (HERPES!), will also be in it. She said, “We are in talks with a couple of networks right now. We have one picked out, but nothing is signed yet. We actually got approached about doing it by multiple people. It was one of those things where we were like, ‘Wow. Let’s totally do it.’ I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of celebrity and a sort of semi-normal life.”

She wouldn't say what the title of the show is going to be, but you can probably take a guess. Let me see... It's either going to be "The Sweetin Life," "Sweet N' Herpes," How Rude," or "From Meth Pipe to Baby Bottle."

That being said, I will have to put my Tivo through more trauma by recording this shit. One day, my Tivo is going to cross its arms (mine has arms) and scream, "NOT TODAY!"

Posted by: Michael K


pepperjam's picture

What about "Sweet and Blow" ?

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Euphoria's picture

Submitted by Libra on August 2, 2008 - 5:16am.

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She's nursing an infant, so that may be the reason...or else she did get implants because she wasn't that busty before.

If I was them, I would pay whatever it costs to change the whole family's last name. It makes me feel icky just to see it or say it.

Libra's picture

That guy is pure white trash K-fed style !! And Jodie got huge... are those implants?

where'd she get them TITTIES!?

luvmehateme's picture

Cody and Jodie: Love in the 909.

Classy. I have always wanted to see the ins and outs of life in lovely Corona, CA. Mmmmmm

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Khensu Hetep's picture

What's the last thing she's done? Doesn't she act in Lifetime movies or something?

I'm in a good mood and feel like saying something positive, though, so I'm going to have to say she's gotten pretty.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Queen of Queens's picture

What I want to know is if MK has seen the Wendy Williams Show. I'm sure hes in love with that!

Bitches is dumb!

dead-actress's picture

No doubt that while in a drug induced state, they'll set each other on fire. That reality show is gonna kick these two in the face.

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roxie's picture

he looks like he's from the Jersey shore and she looks like shit too

Submitted by James Haven on August 1, 2008 - 10:28pm.

James Haven was approached to do a reality show but they wanted to call it "The Mad Show"

lmao! JH, I've missed you each and every time you've been on lately *cry*. Just wanted to give you a snoogly and a shout out and a deep, long, kissy poo. hehe

OT: These two look like a petri dish full of scientific discoveries.

James Haven's picture

James Haven was approached to do a reality show but they wanted to call it "The Mad Show"

They wanted Maddox and James Haven to live in a loft and just follow us around with our day to day lives.

Of course James Haven wouldn't go for it. "The Mad Show"! Hmpf. It should have been called "James Haven's Haven" get it?

Besides, James Haven doesn't want to be left alone with that creepy kid. Camera or no camera.

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Tigerlilly's picture

Aw, meth head love...So sweet, so special...

Meth head Susie, Meth head Sam
Do the jitterbug out Meth head land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like meth head love....

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KaosAndMe's picture

I bet Danny Tanner and Uncle Joey are just licking their chops at a comeback career thanks to this show..poor delusional souls.

maDalice's picture

Did she actually call herself a celebrity?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Sayonara's picture

I wonder if it will air on VH-1.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

DR.FUNK's picture

You just know her lil' trailer park ass is waaaay FREEKAY in the sack.All kynna' ATM & nostril cream pies.I'll hit.I just would'nt tell nobotty.

Otter Pop's picture

What in white trash hell!

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Submitted by firefly on August 1, 2008 - 2:21pm.

I want a TiVo with arms!

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joanne's picture

I vote for..From Meth pipe to baby bottle.

firefly's picture

MK, you are a LIE TELLER! Your Tivo does NOT have arms, you totally made that shit up! It did make me giggle, though.

On Topic: Please, no more reality shows! The trend is so over. Didn't we learn ANYTHING when the girl from Survivor Australia suddenly appeared on The View? It's long past time to bring back good old fashioned comedy and drama and force these exhibitionistic has-beens back to where they belong, into obscurity. The Kardasshians, Danny Bonaduce, Tori Spelling, and Brigitte Nielson (plus a few more I can't think of right now) should be on the first train out. Their 15 minutes expired a long time ago, can't somebody make them go AWAY???

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Always has and still does look just like my sister. A skankier version. And I don't mean that in a bad way, my sister is rather 'granola'

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TOPANGA's picture

Did she seriously say "the other side of celebrity, a semi-normal life"? Since when did Stephanie Tanner form FH become a celebrity? The best thing or the worst thing to come out of Full House were the Olsen Trolls oh!.... and that hot piece Uncle Jesse =-)

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Aunt Bea's picture

Ok I confess. I will probably watch this one, although her husband gives me the heebie jeebies

Madame Dufarge's picture

Another fucking Ed Hardy/whatnot shirt. Motherfucking tired.
Herd.

day shift stripper's picture

HOW RUDE that this shit will be wasting another 30-60 minutes of airtime each week.

"Sweet N' Herpes" lmfao

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Clarisse's picture

Fabulous! Another piece of shite reality show that i won't watch.

I am so fucking sick of reality tv!!!!

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Michaela's picture

For a former Meth addict she doesn't look bad. Fuggie Fug is another matter. She is hopeless. Her man has busted gay face. It's probably charity she's with him.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF FAUX-REALITY SHOWS!!!!!!

Thanks, dlisters, for letting me have my screaming rant.

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fionalicious's picture

low budget porn if you ask me, that guy looks like someone who would film her, willingly of course, while dicking her from behind and upload it to xtube.-

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHH The wonder of TV Programming. Such culture!

If you can't get to the trailer park TV will bring the trailer park to you.

weenielover's picture

oh GAWWWD. MAKE IT STOPPP!!

one_two_three_do_me's picture

Her man has a gay under bite. Sick.
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TypicalSituation's picture

until i read the post, i couldn't figure out who these two douches even were. i though the dude was a madden brother. does she really think she's a celeb? didn't her 15 minutes of fame go buh-bye back in the 80's? is there anyone who would even watch this crap? ugh.
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parissucksliterally's picture

I am seriously about to postal.....NO MORE REALITY SHOWS!!!!!!!.

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zomay's picture

For some reason when I used to watch Full House, I thought she was the gay sister.

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letinstar's picture

so does this mean, jodie's given up her hosting duties on "dance off pants off"?
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angry mom's picture

pukatronic
are her boobs real
wow I sound like a 12 year old boy
sorries :P

HOW MANY OF THESE STUPID FUCKING SHOWS ARE ON TV?? I WOULD RATHER WATCH MY SHIT MAKE IT'S WAY FROM THE TOILET TO THE OCEAN THEN WATCH THESE 2 WORTHLESS FUCKHOLES!!!

OH...HAPPY FRIDAY

dreamhypnotique's picture

That photo makes them look like the typical, incredibly unattractive, somewhat overweight couple who tries to pose sexily for pics.

That guy makes me want to shove a broadsword into his mouth.

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OneLiner's picture

Unless this "reality show" is about how they create their own meth lab to support their baby, i'm not interested.....

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OneLiner's picture

"think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of celebrity and a sort of semi-normal life.”

Celebrity????? LMAO!!!!!! Really? she said "celebrity"?????????

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Way to look for an 'out' to the marriage. Reality shows are like marriage diarrhea.

For anyone following the Greyhound decapitation story, apparently the sick fucker who did it actually ate chunks of flesh when he went back to cut the poor guy up.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of celebrity and a sort of semi-normal life.”

Which side of celebrity are you referring to JSweet?
The one where you aren't one anymore?

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Silvara0428's picture

actually im just jealous!

Good for her now I get to watch one more semi-happy couple self destruct right in front of my very eyes SWEET!!

kdracofan's picture

I want your TiVo MK!
lol

TheBreakdown's picture

I KNEW these meth skanklets were trying for a comeback when I saw them in that photo op a few weeks ago.

Confirmation!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Silvara0428's picture

her melons are friggin huge!
I'd be all like falling face forward and crap...dang!

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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