The Bitch From Hairspray Got Arrested!
File this under: I need to see video footage of this STAT! UsWeekly reports that 19-year-old Nikki Blonsky from the "Hairspray" movie and her daddy were arrested at Providenciales International Airport in Turks and Caicos. They were reportedly involved in some major brawl with a lady.
It all went down when the lady wanted to take one of their seats at the airport. The Blonsky family had their luggage on the seat and refused to move it. That shit is my pet peeve. That's when things got physical.
The woman's injuries must have been major because she was immediately flown off the island to Miami. Oh god. Nikki sat on her, didn't she? I know, I know, but you were thinking the same thing. Slap yourself with melted Snickers!
Nikki was charged with actual bodily harm and her father was charged with grievous bodily harm. Can they also charge her with busting out my eardrums during "Hairspray"?
It gets even more bizarre, Bianca Golden from "America's Next Top Model" was also somehow involved in the fight. Her family lives on the island. TyTy Baby would be so proud!
Nikki was in court this morning wearing a neck brace.
This is some random shit! You see what leaving your bag on an airport seat does?!
UPDATE: TMZ reports that Bianca from ANTM was also arrested. Bianca's mother was the one who was flown to Miami to have her injuries treated. Nikki's dad, Carl, is still in jail for allegedly beating down Bianca's mom.
The fight started because Nikki's family was saving 5 seats and Bianca's family wanted them. It got so bad that one of Bianca's family members even bit Nikki's foot. Nasty. Toe jelly in the mouth!
Nikki and Bianca were both released on bail. VIDEO NOW!! Please!!!
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That is so fucking bizarre and childish... A fist fight over a seat? Give me a break. Why couldn't Bianca Golden, whoever she is, find another seat? Please!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 1, 2008 - 7:14pm.
...The skinny bitch fights cannot compare to the comedy and tragedy of the fat ass fight. Skinny bitches is all whining and slappy. Fat asses know how to pound a bitch like a veal cutlet...They just do.
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 1, 2008 - 5:58pm.
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BRILLIANT!
The reason she was released on bail was because it's Friday and they wouldn't have had enough time to restock the jail commissary before the weekend.
She had the neckbrace on because she snapped her neck when someone yelled, "Hey, there's a twinkie!" but they were only referring to her Hairspray co-star, Zac Efron.
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Totally awesome! Fat ass fight! Fat chicks really get into it too...Don't believe me? Watch Jerry Springer. The skinny bitch fights cannot compare to the comedy and tragedy of the fat ass fight. Skinny bitches is all whining and slappy. Fat asses know how to pound a bitch like a veal cutlet...They just do.
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gucci on August 1, 2008 - 6:59pm
Yea, I know but still, the voice recordings alone would be pure gold.
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lol!
I just snorted at that one.I have long legs and always get seated behind some huge asshole who decides to recline into my chest. If I don't get an exit row for a flight over 2 hours I'm almost homicidal.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 6:25pm.
I asked the stewardess if I could stand somewhere for the last two hours rather than be pimp-slapped by funk any longer.
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Some ho had to have gotten this on camera phone video....
even if someone did get it on camera phone video i dought we'd be able to see it. camera phone videos are not that clear.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Ain't nothin' like watching two thick bodied bitches hurling their meaty arms over their melons to slap another fat skank.
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whooo tell me about it. That shit is second only to a tranny slap fight
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.
Ain't nothin' like watching two thick bodied bitches hurling their meaty arms over their melons to slap another fat skank.
Where IS the video?!
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What low class, pieces of trash! Especially that ugly thing from ANTM! YUCK!
Did she needed more than one sit ???, I hate people who put their fucking things in the sit next to them so nobody can't take it is not like you are using it bitches put your purse on your lap and suitcase on the floor and give me that fucking sit unless you are saving it for your friend
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 1, 2008 - 6:02pm.
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Ugh, can you imagine the mouth that must be on her mother? They both need to be slapped down a couple of times. Nikki should've ate the bitch.
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They both need to be SHOT. Worthless skanks.
Off topic question - I want to delete some pics that are on the pc - problem is the 'my pics' folder wont open, nor will the 'my documents' folder. This is really stressing me out, It'snot even my pc i'm using, it's my dads. My pc crashes everytime I use the net on it. If my dad finds out some of the programmes are working properly - I'll get blamed for it. HELP!!!
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I'm hoping that there will be an exclusive interview with her on "Good Morning America" on Monday.
Unless there's a shark attack this weekend on Long Island... this is likely THE story at the top of the list for GMA bookers.
were these mofos flying on southwest that they didn't have assigned seats? That is some ghetto shit.
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.
can her breast get any bigger?
oh and wow that must have been some girl cat fight! it has to go on video!
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Hahahahaha, I'm sorry, but the ridiculously rude fat jokes that everyone is leaving are hilarious. It's been a tough week and I needed a good laugh. NO offence if your overweight =-) the best ones so far:
Submitted by Sheeps on August 1, 2008 - 5:39pm.
I'm surprised the plane was able to lift off at all. It was a C-5, wasn't it?
Submitted by Rockwell on August 1, 2008 - 6:12pm.
The "luggage on the seat" was OBVIOUSLY filled with cakes and pies....cakes and pies. No way would I get between this human-hog hybrid and her snackie cakes!
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She seems like one of those fat girls you go out on a blind date with because your friend set you up with her, then you decide to give her a chance because hey, what the hell... but then halfway through the date -- say, after dinner where she ate hers and most of yours -- she decides to get whimsical and quirky in an attempt to be cute, so she says something like "let's go to the furniture store and jump on the beds!" And you're like "wow, you're such a free-spirited girl that no one in this staid town can hold down!" And so you go along with her and she sees this little girl's vanity table with chair at the store and says "you know, when I was little I had a vanity just like this and --"
But then she sits in the little chair and breaks it, and you take that as your cue to say good night.
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.
Business class or bust!
Had the pleasure of flying this booked out flight once. My neighbor tried to wrestle me over the armrest the entire six hours. Couple that with his lack of anti-perspirant and I was so over it.
I asked the stewardess if I could stand somewhere for the last two hours rather than be pimp-slapped by funk any longer.
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
five seats?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 1, 2008 - 6:19pm.
PLEASE... a case of DIET COKE.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 1, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Given size of some those ginormous totes, one handbag could have enough room for a case of Twinkies, a case of Coke, and a case Mars Bars with room enough for a case of Fritos!
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I'm sorry but I fucking HATE when people put their luggage on seats forcing people to have to ask them to remove it!!! It's fine saving a few seats at the movies, but I see ignorant people do this ALL the time on the subway and bus and I just want to smack their rude asses. And yes, the fat issue prob. had something to do w/it, as in they were too huge to fit on one seat and think it's ok to let their girth take up two seats. Bullshit!
These airlines are really cracking down!
I guess it's ok to carry one piece of luggage, one personal item (like a purse) but I guess they won't let you carry on a feedbag!
The "luggage on the seat" was OBVIOUSLY filled with cakes and pies....cakes and pies. No way would I get between this human-hog hybrid and her snackie cakes!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 1, 2008 - 6:02pm.
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Ugh, can you imagine the mouth that must be on her mother? They both need to be slapped down a couple of times. Nikki should've ate the bitch.
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actually, come to think of it, just looking at nikki theBlobsky makes me want to vomit. people are trying to give her brownie points for being an overweight actress and breaking the glass ceiling, so to speak but really... that's just as disgusting and unhealthy as keira knightly. VOMIT.
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Freaking sense of entitlement, what is she, in 7th grade saving a seat on the schoolbus for her BFF?
And why the big rush to get back to Great Neck for the weekend?
A personal appearance at a new Krispy Kreme?
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 1, 2008 - 10:39pm.
ITA. Although it sounds like her mama took the majority of the ass whooping....but then again, she raised that Evil Bitchmonster From Hell, so she's probably just as bad as her spawn.
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A damn good point. I bet the mothers WORSE (if that's possible) than her evil, twisted, hag daughter. Mama deserved it, if you ask me - KARMA!
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 1, 2008 - 2:58pm.
ROTFLMAO *tears rolling down cheeks*
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She looks like a fat Miley Cyrus
Submitted by Sheeps on August 1, 2008 - 5:39pm.
I'm surprised the plane was able to lift off at all. It was a C-5, wasn't it?
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BRILLIANT!
The reason she was released on bail was because it's Friday and they wouldn't have had enough time to restock the jail commissary before the weekend.
She had the neckbrace on because she snapped her neck when someone yelled, "Hey, there's a twinkie!" but they were only referring to her Hairspray co-star, Zac Efron.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Touchè all the way.
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Momus the Sarcastic:
there's a difference between 'junk in the trunk' and 'cargo luggage', which she's sportin'.
She's a cute slut, tho, either way
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 1, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Can't she phone Travolta The Gay on his $cieno bat phone to "make the problem go away"?
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I can totally picture that, bat phone and all.
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 1, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Was Nikki charged with causing bodily harm to someone else... or [just look at her] to herself?
If she ever flies Southwest, she's definitely buying two tickets!
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Seriously. That big titty bitch. I hate rude, worthless good for nothings who think just because they got to some public sh*t first..its automatically theres.... Those big ass cunts were taking up 5 seats cuz they're luggage needed to rest? I hope she got knocked the fuck out!
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OK, I just had to catch 6 flights in the past week. It REALLY pissed me off when a Princess Chunky parked herself in a seat then put her big ass purse in the middle because she didn't want anyone to sit next to her. The flight was full. Overall, it was at the beginning of my week so I had patience. Had it been the end of the week I would have pulled her hair out.
I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 1, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by applehead on August 1, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Could she have braced herself between two seats, hoisted herself up, and then kicked?
LMAO! I guess that'd make sense...although future reference for anyone messing with her. If her arms can hold that kind of weight, I'd be careful not to get bitch slapped by her...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Maybe not. After all, isn't a fat ass also known as "junk in the trunk"? Don't the Blonskys have rather large "trunks"?
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saving 5 seats? kinna piggy eh? i woulda told em to get their shit outta my way too, so i guess im team bianca on this one.
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Anybodies bullshit today makes me feel better about myself today.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
The Blonskys are LIE TELLING!
Those extras seats were for their extra asses!
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Submitted by applehead on August 1, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Could she have braced herself between two seats, hoisted herself up, and then kicked?
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Will she be typecast as an angry fat bitch, or a funny, "pretty-girl's--ugly-sidekick" fat bitch?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 1, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by applehead on August 1, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Did you see DUDE's comment below?
Apparently, girls of her girthiness can be quite strong.
I did...but I'm thinking being strong isn't the same as being flexible enough to roundhouse kick someone (assuming the models family is tall)that's damn near 6' tall.
Although if their messing with her mars bars (in her suitcase), she may have Kung Fu Panda their asses
I'm surprised the plane was able to lift off at all. It was a C-5, wasn't it?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 1, 2008 - 5:37pm.
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ITA. Although it sounds like her mama took the majority of the ass whooping....but then again, she raised that Evil Bitchmonster From Hell, so she's probably just as bad as her spawn.
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