The Bitch From Hairspray Got Arrested!
File this under: I need to see video footage of this STAT! UsWeekly reports that 19-year-old Nikki Blonsky from the "Hairspray" movie and her daddy were arrested at Providenciales International Airport in Turks and Caicos. They were reportedly involved in some major brawl with a lady.
It all went down when the lady wanted to take one of their seats at the airport. The Blonsky family had their luggage on the seat and refused to move it. That shit is my pet peeve. That's when things got physical.
The woman's injuries must have been major because she was immediately flown off the island to Miami. Oh god. Nikki sat on her, didn't she? I know, I know, but you were thinking the same thing. Slap yourself with melted Snickers!
Nikki was charged with actual bodily harm and her father was charged with grievous bodily harm. Can they also charge her with busting out my eardrums during "Hairspray"?
It gets even more bizarre, Bianca Golden from "America's Next Top Model" was also somehow involved in the fight. Her family lives on the island. TyTy Baby would be so proud!
Nikki was in court this morning wearing a neck brace.
This is some random shit! You see what leaving your bag on an airport seat does?!
UPDATE: TMZ reports that Bianca from ANTM was also arrested. Bianca's mother was the one who was flown to Miami to have her injuries treated. Nikki's dad, Carl, is still in jail for allegedly beating down Bianca's mom.
The fight started because Nikki's family was saving 5 seats and Bianca's family wanted them. It got so bad that one of Bianca's family members even bit Nikki's foot. Nasty. Toe jelly in the mouth!
Nikki and Bianca were both released on bail. VIDEO NOW!! Please!!!
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Submitted by Rumplestiltskin... on August 1, 2008 - 2:32pm.
On the rare flights that I have taken the flight attendants would take my ticket and then direct me to the section of the plane and the side of the plane where I was to plant my butt. To me, that's seating the passengers.
If someone was in the seat or had their skata in the seat, then the attendant would take care of the situation.
I have not been in a plane since 1986; apparently, times have changed.
P.S. I'm a dudette. ;)
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This kind of funny. From the update it sounds like this Bianca person and her family instigated it by not moving along. You just know they used the F(at) bomb. It was in the lounge area, so flight attendants wouldn't have been around.
Saving seats is a tricky issue. I have no problem with it at the movies, but I once saw a bitch on the NYC subway trying to save a seat for her friend getting on at the next stop! Suffice to say, she didn't get away with it.
I HATE Bianca! I hope she got a good beat down! Bitch needs to be brought down a peg or two.
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At the 100% risk of being redundant -- she's FAT.
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ITA. Also, get the flight attendant to intervene instead resorting to violence. Seating passengers is part of their job.
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They have to "seat" passengers? I don't think so dude...Passengers need to seat their own fucking selves..isn't that why those agents outside the airplane give you a boarding pass...so you get on the plane sit down and shut up...get to the real business at hand..which as someone probably factually stated is watching those memaws (with the occasional hot one thrown in for good measure) steal other womens husbands and continuously joining the mile high club.
Thats the real entertainment...screw (no pun intended) the movies
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Submitted by applehead on August 1, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Did you see DUDE's comment below?
Apparently, girls of her girthiness can be quite strong.
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Was Nikki charged with causing bodily harm to someone else... or [just look at her] to herself?
If she ever flies Southwest, she's definitely buying two tickets!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 1, 2008 - 4:53pm.
"It got so bad that one of Bianca's family members even bit Nikki's foot."
Did she high-kick the biter?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume with Nikki's size, she wasn't doing any "High kicks"
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on August 1, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Ooops. I presumed that the fight occurred before the flight attendants could make any other arrangements and were still actually doing their job.
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At this moment I am imagining these events occurring with the theme from Benny Hill playing in the background.
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Ohhhh never get the flight attendants to intervene...whoever suggested that. They're too busy with their mile high club and stealing other women's hubbies to bother with the small stuff. Blonsky is trying to extend the fame beyond one movie.
Submitted by Stoney on August 1, 2008 - 2:09pm.
ITA. Also, get the flight attendant to intervene instead resorting to violence. Seating passengers is part of their job.
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Can't she phone Travolta The Gay on his $cieno bat phone to "make the problem go away"?
Some ho had to have gotten this on camera phone video....
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I'm sorry, but this story just pisses me the fuck off. How can people actually let something like a mother fucking seat at the airport turn into medical problems and criminal charges?! People, we all need to just chill the fuck out! I just sat on a trial where a man wasted the rest of his whole fucking life in a second by murdering his ex because he was angry and high. Stop and think for a second before you do something you'll regret for the rest of your life!! Fuck, they will all be dealing with this STOOPID airport fight for probably the next couple years! You can't have a seat you want? MOVE ON!!! Lean against the goddamned wall!
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I would have loved to have been a passenger waiting around for a flight when this mayhem broke out,LOL. I would have been shouting "Jerry Jerry," or "hit that bitch!" from across the terminal. Please let this have been caught on airport security cameras, puleeze!
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fuck off emerson!!!!!!
take that shit to perez's site, assmuch
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 1, 2008 - 3:37pm.
That has to be the random-est "celeb" story I've heard in a while. LOL!
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a dude beating a chick down is uncalled for
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Submitted by sassattak on August 1, 2008 - 1:38pm.
this is what hollywood gets for letting fatties in.
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wow....I'm not even fat, and I found that offensive.....lol
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the DUDE! abides...
Wow, you can't make this shit up.
Kind of OT, but I heard that Clark Rockefeller dude that abducted his daughter was spotted in Turks and Caicos. They should have beat his ass down instead. Nikki could eat him, mother and daughter could live happily ever after, and Nikki could forever be known as "the chick that ate the fake Rockefeller."
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"It got so bad that one of Bianca's family members even bit Nikki's foot."
Did she high-kick the biter?
Did she kick the biter to the ground?
How the hell did someone bite her on the foot?
VIDEO!!! WE NEED VIDEO!!!
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Is it a Blonsky beat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRnMfZyYrw
This is getting crazier by the moment.
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that's what I call: White Trash.-
bitches acted like they have never stepped foot inside an airport.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
SWEET! It never crossed my mind, but deep down inside, I could see this happening with her.
She's a bad ass! :-) Every day is Nikki day! :-)
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Turks and Caicos islands have a terrible feral dog problem.
On topic: Couldn't fucking care less.
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I work at MIA I need to get the real scoop on this asap. I've been on vacation. I'm always gone when the good shit happens. I would've love to have seen her come through customs on a gurney. With that being said, I hate that bitch Bianca. Apparently she got her ass whooped. Good.
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this is what hollywood gets for letting fatties in.
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That has to be the random-est "celeb" story I've heard in a while. LOL!
I'm sure this wasn't all one-sided, with Nikki and her father being the instigators. Wasn't Bianca a total bitch on ANTM? There are two sides to every story and I'm sure we'll hear more about this in the next few days.
I do wish there was video - someone had to have a cell phone.
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You're in one movie and all of a sudden you think you're fucking royalty. Hopefully diabetes will cause her foot to be amputated and this bitch will never see the light of day again.
Come on people!!! Where are all your videos of this shit going down???!!! Don't tell me that not one of those ho's waiting at the airport did not have a video cell phone or something?!?!?!?!?
SHE PROBABLY HAD CANDY BARS IN HER 'LUGGAGE' AND NO ONE TOUCHES HER FOOD!!
I clicked on that ANTM name and it sounds like she was a bitch on that show...
Were these the only 5 remaining seats at this airport???
Her fingers look like hot dogs cut in 1/2. Oh, and I also HATE when people spread their shit out on the seats next to them. She was probably a total bitch about it, too.
Submitted by jim on August 1, 2008 - 4:21pm.
CONGRATS TO THIS FAT PIG FOR HAVING THE FATTEST FINGERS EVER FOR A 19 YEAR OLD. KEEP EATING YOU SLOB, SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO 30....
Damn, those are some sausage links connected to her palms!
BWAHAHAHAHA...there's GOT to be a video of this somewhere. Please God, let there be a video. I want to see a serious cat fight between chubs and the other chick. I want to see fists flying, tops ripped off, and enormous chichis flying all over the place.
angry mom on August 1, 2008 - 1:23pm.
wearing a neck brace to court in a bullshit lawsuit is so fucking cliche for any standard crap sitcom in which the respondant is clearly trying to snake out of disaster (although it was the premise in an episode of Mama's Family/Golden Girls which are fucking brilliant and exempt from my pointy words)
yes, another pointless ramble-sorries :)
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Brady Bunch too.
Something about this cow creeps me out.
wow, Blonsky is a Badass....
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wearing a neck brace to court in a bullshit lawsuit is so fucking cliche for any standard crap sitcom in which the respondant is clearly trying to snake out of disaster (although it was the premise in an episode of Mama's Family/Golden Girls which are fucking brilliant and exempt from my pointy words)
yes, another pointless ramble-sorries :)
CONGRATS TO THIS FAT PIG FOR HAVING THE FATTEST FINGERS EVER FOR A 19 YEAR OLD. KEEP EATING YOU SLOB, SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO 30....
Fuck more tetas!
I don't know how the security situation is there, but the in the US it's so bad I seriously want to start a brawl every time I have to go through security.
I'd say she inadvertently turned around and gave that woman a roundhouse slap with those chichis.
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She had luggage on the seat next to her? I thought it was all in her trunk.
The woman's injuries must have been major because she was immediately flown off the island to Miami. Oh god. Nikki sat on her, didn't she? I know, I know, but you were thinking the same thing. Slap yourself with melted Snickers!
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LMFAO!!!! MK, that's wrong!
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