Monday, August 4th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Billy Bob Thornton (53)
Cole & Dylan Sprouse (16)
Jeff Gordon (37)
Daniel Dae Kim (40)
Roger Clemens (46)
Barack Obama (47)
Lauren Tom (47)
Richard Belzer (64)
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happy bday mr president...
i wonder if billybob goes around asking people to smell his finger...and what became of that vial of blood he and ang vowed to wear forever?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Deb, well one of them was giving off some pretty strong signals, but I was too worn out to take advantage. Maybe next time.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. President,
But did the critters give you a blow job for your BDay??
hoooooooooooo. hoooooooooo. hooooooo.
coughing fit, sorry...
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...whatever.
WOW. You are too kind, all you guys!!! Had a great Sunday and Monday. When I got home, the cockroaches in my apartment got together and sang me Happy Birthday. They gave me a cake they had put together with Dorito crumbs and Kraft Dinner pieces. Very touching.
*tearing up*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Sheeps:
Wait a second. Didn't YOU say that? LOL!
Don't say lice! It's almost September *shakes in boots*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 6:45am.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 9:34am.
I was happy to see this shout-out in the news yesterday: "Barack Obama fans wish Mr. President a happy birthday."
*scratching head* (Must get lice checked out.)
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 4, 2008 - 8:30pm.
@Mr Prez: Happy birthday from the armpit of Canada!! Wooot! This is for you:
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Dayum. If you're the armpit that would make us...the scrote?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
*cue breathy slut voice*
Happy Birthday. To. You.
Happy Birthday. To. You.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
Happy Birthday. To. You.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
@Mr Prez: Happy birthday from the armpit of Canada!! Wooot! This is for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRWNSF-NTxA
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Come to me. I want to plough you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas time.
Submitted by Mr. President,
I am glad to see you!!!!! (((hugs)) and ((hearts)) for your bday!
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...whatever.
Thanks for the Birthday wishes, guys. I knew I chose the wrong weekend to take off, with all the dick slapping going on.
Took the day off and had a great time with family and friends. Came back early to recover from the past two days worth of fun.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
something horrible is happening to his chin.
MR. PRESIDENT!!!!
Where the hell are you, Toots? It is your birfday and you have hidden out for almost 2 days now! We had dick slapping going on yesterday, bitch slapping going on today...you need to get your cute little ass in here for a real party!
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...whatever.
I imagine him saying, "I still fucked Angelina Jolie and you didn't!" every time I see him
What is wrong with me??? Something about the way he is looking at the camera turned me on a little.
When the fuck did Billy Bob turn into an aged Timothy Olyphant?
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Billy Bob + Makeup + Face Rearrangement =
CREEEEEEEEEEPY
Submitted by Clarisse on August 4, 2008 - 8:05am.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
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Aww i love Karl! Happy birthday Billy Bob, go get you some of those french fried p'taters.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Happy Birthday Mr President!
Happy Birthday Barack Obama!
I hope no one gets Billy Bob antiques for his b-day, he is afraid of them....
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Happy Birthday Billy Bob!! wish Angelina was still Mrs. billy Bob!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I'm a birthday slut today too. Woooo!
How cool I got the same b-day as Obama. Much better than having the same one as Jeff Gordon.
A very Happy Birthday to Barack!
Happy Birthday to a demented-looking Billy Bob.
Also, a Happy B-day to the "Big Daddy" twins with lesbian haircuts. Have you guys seen them lately? Their cuteness peaked at 5.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 9:34am.
I was happy to see this shout-out in the news yesterday: "Barack Obama fans wish Mr. President a happy birthday."
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Aw so sweet! Mr. President IS well-liked, after all. They know it's tomorrow, right?
PS. I just saw Monster's Ball...ie of my Billy Bob love outburst.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Happy birthday to our next president, Barack Obama! I can't wait to see Michelle in the White House screaming "Hell no!" at Tyra Banks.
BBT is the skeeviest man on Earth.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
I used to like Billy Bob, years ago, when he had that kind of dirty, redneck but sorta hot kind of thing going .. but lately, not so much .. he's changed, and the plastic surgery look is just icky.
I was happy to see this shout-out in the news yesterday: "Barack Obama fans wish Mr. President a happy birthday."
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
billy bob mcBotox.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
And BBT got the greatest gift of all,
BBT you are NOT the father of The Golden, Diamond Pooping twins.
Now go to Disneyland and celebrate.
Richard Belzer rules!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Thank you for the birthday wishes joe. ♥
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by DeeDee on August 4, 2008 - 8:49am
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I don't like that dreadful little shaggy bit on Billy-Bob's chin. Pity one of his phobias isn't facial hair. He looks suspiciously smooth otherwise *searching for botox jab marks*
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Billy Bob = Billy Goat
Submitted by DeeDee on August 4, 2008 - 8:49am
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Ah ha! (Happy belated b'day)
On topic: I don't like that dreadful little shaggy bit on Billy-Bob's chin. Pity one of his phobias isn't facial hair. He looks suspiciously smooth otherwise *searching for botox jab marks*
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
Submitted by FrappBloat on August 4, 2008 - 8:46am.
Angelina would spit the dummy if Billy Bob dates Jennifer! They'd be Bobiffer. haha.
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Or billiffer.... -.-;;
I'm a cancer, joe. July 12th
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by DeeDee on August 4, 2008 - 8:37am.
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Hey back at ya Dee Dee!
On topic: what astrological sign are you?
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
If billy bob had all these kids with Angelina, I think they'd have the added bonus of a manic look in the eye. lol.
Hey! it must be torture for Billy Bob and Jennifer to watch this circus charade, so why don't THEY get together??! Angelina would spit the dummy if Billy Bob dates Jennifer! They'd be Bobiffer. haha. She could get a tattoo done on her arm.
They should totally do it.
bwahhaha!
Good morning joe schmoe!
"Ahh Barack is a Leo. No wonder he oozes charisma." I didn't know this. Interesting!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Ahh Barack is a Leo. No wonder he oozes charisma.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
Happy Birthday to all the sluts!
ugh...billy bob and angelina effed each other...VISUALS!!!!!
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Billy Bob, lay off the plastic surgery and botox.
Happy Birthday Richard Belzer!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
You had a chance to post a pic of those cute lil kids from the suite life Cole & Dylan Sprouse and you chose to post a pic of this ugly mofo. gees.
O Billy Bob. I heart you, you freaky mutherfucka!
And Richard Belzer.
Happy Birthday, All!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Happy Birthday Richard Belzer! I really miss you as Det. John Munch. Homicide was the best cop show on tv.
Morning MK and dlisters ♥
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Is it even legal to have an "&" in your name... or is that two people?
holy fucking shit I feel old
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Billy Bob had Ang for a limited time, so he will always have a hot slut pass in my book.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Ooh, Daniel Dae Kim! Happy Birthday!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.