Rollin' With Mini-Me

Even with all his problems with that horsey lady with the scaaawy teefs, Mini-Me still manages to get ~~the hot~~ chicks. It's funny that Mini-Me's lady is making that face, because she's going to be making that same face later when Mini-Me's toddler leg is halfway up her chocha. It's okay, girl. Just breathe and think about rainbows and garden gnomes. Well, maybe not gnomes.

Mini-Me is still no match for me. I'd get with that bitch, but he would have to bring his A-GAME. One leg isn't going to cut. I'd have to shout at him, "Bitch! Use two legs. I can't feeeeeel it, bitch! Put a condom over your body and dive on in, because I'm ready to do this!"

Here's Mini with some chick at a Sidekick party last night. This makes me really want a scooter. It would make life so much better.

Splash, Wenn

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Submitted by Drinksonme on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 4:09am.

Every time I see these two it's like I feel like screaming "Hey get a room you two!"....I finally did awwwwww.

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Submitted by Andraya on Sun, 08/03/2008 - 12:37am.

Miguel you hobag! Chocha means aunt in Polish! So when you say the gnome's toddler leg will be up her chocha you are saying it will be up my Polish aunt! and that's not right, cuz she was one fucking caliente polak memaw!

Yo soy la Pequena Sucia

Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 9:22pm.

he ain't no Hervé Jean-Pierre Villechaize

Tattoo was the best!! da plaane, da plaane!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 9:00pm.

Why doesn't mini-me find a mini-she? You know like that lil' dude on Lil' People Big World and his lil' bitch...It's less distubing when little people couple with little people...I know that's unenlightened and shit, but it's just true. HOWEVER, when lil' people pair with big people, that to me says appetizer and main course...Uh-oh...zoo officials approaching...

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Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 8:15pm.

Is that a picture of Mario Lopez on the bag?

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by radio siren on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 5:33pm.

He's even wearing one of those little beanies they put on newborns at the hospital just after they pop out of their mothers' chochas. Wow.

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Submitted by angry mom on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 5:23pm.

MK's post tags lately are enough to crack me up,this post's: Hotness • I'm Scared • Small Ones • Uncomfortable
LMAO-I love you MK!

Submitted by oliver_darque on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 5:04pm.

naww....wish i had a sidekick =[
friken lucky french fry!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 4:33pm.

Mini-me is a human sex toy? Does he have the vibrating head attachment?

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Submitted by emerson on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 4:10pm.

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 3:09pm.

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 2, 2008 - 2:23pm.

I know it's cruel, but looking at that guy I just want to languidly mash a pie in his face, not because he's a midget, but because he always looks so smug.

Based on his appearance on The Surreal Life, he's a whiney baby with a major chip on his shoulder. He demands special treatment, yet goes ballistic if anyone mentions how special his is. He's the most ill-adjusted dwarf I've ever seen.

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 2:53pm.

I know it's cruel, but looking at that guy I just want to languidly mash a pie in his face, not because he's a midget, but because he always looks so smug.

Furthermore, his erect penis is probably smaller than the nipple on a baby bottle, which hasn't got anything to do with anything, but whatever.

Finally, the lantern-jawed pig he is with looks like she just took a jab in the face from Jack Demspey.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 2:40pm.

That looks like Sluttiena Miller with Mini.
If they get married, he can change his name to Mini Miller.

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 2:09pm.

What a badly dressed, pathetic, irrelevant insect.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 1:52pm.

I'm looking Mrs. Campbell but in the mean time I found this weird ass menage a trois!
http://multimedia.thestar.com/images/assets/287517_3.JPG

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 1:49pm.

Are there nude photos of mini-me?

(They say that 'big' things come in small packages)

Submitted by cultmovieheathers on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 1:33pm.

In the first pic the chick looks like Sarah Silverman.....lol;)

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 1:31pm.

leg halfway up her chocha....

i'm at work and about to wet my pants...
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Submitted by SeriouslyOMG on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 1:00pm.

Looks like he's wet his pants in the first picture.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:37pm.

Sheeps, you don't have 20 mil for him to take? Just because you held his head under water for 5 or 6 minutes? Big fucking deal! What a wimp....

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Submitted by Pernicious on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:36pm.

He needs to wear gloves - permanently!

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:35pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 2, 2008 - 9:04am.

Now that we know he's sue-happy, I wouldn't recommend anything as risky as a bubble bath.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:34pm.

....and then a bubble bath Sheeps?
heehee

Submitted by mike on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:33pm.

He'll next be starring in The Littlest Douche.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:33pm.

She's probably hoping she can toss him later that evening. I would.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:31pm.

I hope she doesn't throw him, or try and have sex with him in the bathtub....we all know how that goes....

Submitted by chin chin on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:31pm.

is he wearing a du rag?

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:30pm.

Anyone else see an unncanny resemblence to Ryan Seacrest?? They have almost the same face. Weird.

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Submitted by EK on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:28pm.

I do a see Monster Energy Drink sticker, they'll advertise with anyone, maybe that includes Mini-Me.

As a fan of Little People, Big World, I used to feel bad for all the flack Mini-Me catches just because of his height. Then I caught a few episodes of the Surreal Life, and now...meh.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:27pm.

So...standing up - he's about even with her snatchal area, right? That's his hunting/humping ground.

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Submitted by Parker on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:26pm.

Wait! I though of something. "Achey Breaky Hair Mistakey" That is kind of OT, though. :)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:25pm.

"Mini-Me's toddler leg is halfway up her chocha"

Well, there went my mac-n-cheese! Shit was home-made to!! Damn you MK!

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Submitted by Parker on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:24pm.

It's round for a reason.

Ok, I got nothin'. I'm just a little creeped out.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:23pm.

*dreamy sigh* I'm all over that scooter sans the Cyrus sticker. A pink Vespa would be more stylish, but go with what ya got!

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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:21pm.

I can't decide if Verne knows he's giving the "fuck you" sign with the backwards two fingers up, or if he's unknowingly doing it while thinking he's giving some sort of "peace out" signal. Either way... it's funny. The tiny little curly "fuck you" amuses me.

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 08/02/2008 - 12:21pm.

Nanoop I think it is, but why? So random. Probably not really him, but I am going to say it is, just for the fun of it.

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