The Return Of Katie Holmes' Tight Rolled Jeans
Yes, I'm the only dumb skank who gives a tiger's penis (NSFW) about Stepford Katie's love of tight rolled jeans. They made their first known appearance over two weeks ago. I hated her jeans at first, but now they're slowly growing on me. I've been stuck in the mid-1980s for so long and Katie's hideous tight rolled jeans have slowly brought me into the late 1980s and early 1990s. The New Kids on the Block reunion has also helped me move past 1985. I'm getting there.....
That being said, Stepford Katie still looks like a bowl of wilted lettuce with no dressing. You know she thought she looked extra sexy with Tommy Girl's disco jacket on.
And since we're talking about the early 1990s. I leave you with this musical masterpiece. When I was a kid, my friends and I would choreograph dances to this song. Again, thank GOD YouTube wasn't around then. For the longest time I thought he sang, "shit is on the window." I thought that was really edgy.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by angel_i on August 3, 2008 - 9:42am.
It's ok:) I called my therapist and he talked me down off the ledge so it's all good;P
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Thank god for therapists!! I dont feel so bad now!
Ok that guy in back of her is wearing a tank top for chrissakes! If she's in NYC and it's summer time and if memory serves me, it's fucking hot right now over there, why is she wearing a jacket AND baggy jeans?! She is WACKO!
Your face!
I didn't remember that song at first, the video draws a blank, but then the chorus hit and I was like, oh shit, that song's hilarious! And it does sound like " the shit is on the window" too. It's really an early 90s ditty...and Katie's look is so late 80s-early 90s it's painful...I used to roll up my tight jeans like that. She's bringing the pinch back! And in a really shitty way too!
Your face!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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I hated her jeans at first, but now they're slowly growing on me. I've been stuck in the mid-1980s for so long and Katie's hideous tight rolled jeans have slowly brought me into the late 1980s and early 1990s. The New Kids on the Block reunion has also helped me move past 1985. I'm getting there....
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Submitted by taylorblue on August 3, 2008 - 9:00am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Well, I answered it TWICE but I'll try not to be bitter:)
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I just saw that.... :( I am so sorry...don't feel bitter... :)
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It's ok:) I called my therapist and he talked me down off the ledge so it's all good;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Well, I answered it TWICE but I'll try not to be bitter:)
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I just saw that.... :( I am so sorry...don't feel bitter... :)
Between Katibot's cluelessness and the recent pictures of Vadge, it has turned into a scary morning.
Rhythm Syndicate needs to be hot sluts of the week... and then month. That was best thing I have seen all week!
If this outfit isn't an indication of Katie going batshit I don't know what is. I could have sworn she was still filming that t.v. show and was in costume.
Submitted by taylorblue on August 2, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Ok...I googled it...here is the first verse...because I'm pretty sure no one answered the question of what is it if it isn't shit...and if it did get answered we can all sing the first verse together...
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Well, I answered it TWICE but I'll try not to be bitter:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Ok...I googled it...here is the first verse...because I'm pretty sure no one answered the question of what is it if it isn't shit...and if it did get answered we can all sing the first verse together...
Sitting in my bedroom the rain is pouring down
The shade is on the window and loneliness is all around
A little voice Im hearing says dont you stay inside
But I cant fight this feeling got L.U.S.T. on my mind
Tigerlilly on August 2, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I recognize that tiger peen. That is my ex. His name was Tony. I heard a rumor he got involved in the kitty porn, flashin' his stuff and shit...Well, as you see, he ain't all that...he ain't GREEEEAAAAT! Aw, hell to the naw...Matter of fact, he used to make his nasty ass sugar rush cereal for you ass in the mornin'? I'm like "Bitch I just fucked yo' no peen having ass fo' free. You better materialize with some bacon and eggs, or a bitch gonna get cut up in here"...
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You crack me up.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 2, 2008 - 8:23pm.
TG, that convoluted fuckery speech just made my weekend! Thank you! *throws you a raw prime rib steak*
Hey, watch the fingers! Don't bite the hand that feeds! lol
I love it when they try and "dress" Katie like she is all hip and cool and try and make her a "trendsetter".....more like an "Irish setter"...she still looks like grandma and Jonesing for a metamucil smoothie..y'all know that she is brain dead cos her ride is a hearse wif curtain 'n shiz....sadness...she has no soul man.....SHE HAS NO SOUL!!!!!!
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Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
lmfao, Tigerlilly!
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no comment on katie's whack clothes .. what i do want to talk about is the tiger dyk ..it friggin looks like a BUGLE CHIP .. anyone else see that? anyway, that is a weird looking love joy stick .. YIKES! if you can survive making sweet love with that, then your cubs should be on the endangered species watch. stat!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 2, 2008 - 7:23pm
Can't blame you for being mad; I think my 50 pound dog has more to offer than that. And the cereal...hate to admit I kinda like it (except when you get to the bottom of the box and you end up with a bowl full of crumbs and sugar)....
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
I recognize that tiger peen. That is my ex. His name was Tony. I heard a rumor he got involved in the kitty porn, flashin' his stuff and shit...Well, as you see, he ain't all that...he ain't GREEEEAAAAT! Aw, hell to the naw...Matter of fact, he used to make his nasty ass sugar rush cereal for you ass in the mornin'? I'm like "Bitch I just fucked yo' no peen having ass fo' free. You better materialize with some bacon and eggs, or a bitch gonna get cut up in here"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""NYwealthyMatch . c o m""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
Poor girl...she desperately wants to be a fashionista!
I wondering if that is a pocket t-shirt under the jacket, it would complete the ensemble...but she also needs ones of those braided belts that you hang the end of the belt hang down slightly
I was never into the ballet flats, but they have grown on me.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 6:23pm
"Stylized"...I like that word.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by boomsy on August 2, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 6:19pm
That's why e-nun-ci-ation is so important in music...*smiles*
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Yes. No matter how *ahem* stylized *ahem* your singing is;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 6:19pm
That's why e-nun-ci-ation is so important in music...*smiles*
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Rosemary Young on August 2, 2008 - 6:01pm.
OK, what is the real lyric, if not "shit is on the window"? Please tell!
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OMG I TOLD you!!!
SHADE!
(;P)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by ocd can be good on August 2, 2008 - 5:28pm
Icky poo; you're probably right. It would explain all the man jeans, as hers are probably too tight or obvious...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Cat Peen may be small but they have fish hook like attachments, why do you think cats make such a racket?
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
You're probably right about the belly button ring. Before I turn off the computer and hope for some sleep prior to night shift, I found an old magazine article on her from 2002 that I had in the recycle bin. In it Katie says "I'd like to be Carrie. It seems like she has fun, and she gets to analyze everyone. I'm probably more like the redhead, Miranda---a little cynical." (she was citing one of her favorite shows Sex and the City). Where did this girl go? Hello boy friend, good-bye personality.
I thought that was a belly button ring??? that was protruding out of her stomach?
Her hands aren't purple anymore. I think the embedded implants took and she's pregnant. There was the protruding belly button the other day, then the loose top and now the objects being held in front of herself.
I used to like that song...but how did I miss that shit is on the window part??? DAMN....
OK, what is the real lyric, if not "shit is on the window"? Please tell!
Submitted by davidbowiescodpiece on August 2, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Is that her antenna in the first pic?
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Holy shit! Good eye!
Sorry about your brainmeats, shakeitout! :p
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I know Scientology bans medical intervention but what about frigging mirrors for xenu's sake?
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
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Stepford Wife is probably doing the technicolor yawn after every meal to remain Victoria Beckham skinny, yet she buys fug jeans that make her look like Farmer Joe fatass off to milk the cows.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
Those pants are giving her the PenisPouch that TC wishes he had...lol.
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...whatever.
Is that her antenna in the first pic?
I LOVE straight leg, high-waisted jeans, super narrow at the ankle !
They're hard to find, but take any pair of pants to the tailers and have them taper the leg.
It really needs to be a much darker indigo color though. That beautiful dark denim of the late 70s. The very narrow cuff is supposed to come down and just barely hit the floor.
A super dark denim, with a tight ankle, worn without a cuff, and just a straight hem, and a dark heel.....is a very snazzy look also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH0eWk-_nWU
My absolute favorite look in the whole world !
Tommy Girl is probably holding the kid and her clothing ransom to make sure she comes home again and that she behaves while she's away.
Those jeans look like her Hobbit husbands jeans.
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Ohh that video!! Ours was Prince's "7," which I can't find on Youtube at all. D-A-M-N!
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Those jeans are fucking with my engrams! They are nothing more than a silent cry for help. I'm trying to think of where a person could even find jeans like that-- maybe a Salvation Army in Muscatine, Iowa?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I won a Michael Jackson tour jacket once that looked like what she's wearing. Hey, she can't dress like Posh Spice in NYC. It wouldn't work.
Ay Ay Ay YEEEAEAEAEEAAH!
Is someone skinning a cat?
But is she N-A-S-T-Y?
I had to know. "Shade is on the window".
Girl is C-R-A-Z-Y!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on August 2, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Why is Katie Holmes dressed like a vagabond loitering at the bus terminal?
Doesn't she realize she is NOT a fashion icon? She is only a high priced mannequin purchased by Tom Cruise.
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as always Lucy. fucking genius :)
Sounds like 'shit is on the window' to me. I remember that song, and I used to think it was awesome; we were easily entertained in the 90's, huh?
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You always post the best videos! It's weird, but I'm more disturbed by that humungous belt she's wearing than the jeans themselves.
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