30 Fucking Pages!
This is Saint Angelina laughing at us for already making plans to rush to the newsstands on Monday morning to plop down a few dollars for 30 pages of pictures of her precious twin messiahs. Yes, 30 fucking pages of baby pictures alone. Gawker reports that the hos at People closed the issue last night and the entire spread clocks in at around 30 pages.
I don't even want to look at 30 pages of pictures of babies I'm related to! I mean, what the hell? Here's a picture of Hard Knox with his eyes closed! Here's a picture of Vivie with her eyes closed! Oh! Here's another picture of Hard Knox with his eyes closed and his mouth is open. What's sad is, I'm still going to carefully analyze all 30 pages. I hate myself.
It was rumored that People and Hello! Magazine bought the rights for around $10-$15 million. A source told AP that the final number was $14 million. The cash will go to a foundation created by Brangelina that helps children around the world.
People should seriously find ways to make more money off of these pictures. They could put out a coffee table book and sell t-shirts. Shit, they should make wallet-sized versions of the pictures. That way Brangaloonies can carry them around in their wallets and easily show friends pictures of their "best friends' babies." Seriously, Brangaloonies will look at their friends with glazed eyes and say, "You want to see pictures of the most beautiful humans in the entire history of the world? Say yes or I'll cut you."
And in case you haven't already tattooed it onto your forehead, the first picture of the golden twins will be on People's website tomorrow at 7pm EST.
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Watch out Deb....more embarrassment coming your way....
H*A*P*P*Y B*D*A*Y D*E*B!!
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Submitted by lara on August 2, 2008 - 10:07pm.
14 million??? i believe this will backfire. what happened to tom cruise will be nothing. people will start to hate them. to get this kind of money to show pics of your children is not normal.
Exactly!!!!! And the only reason Tommy Girl put suri on the cover of Vanity fair is everyone was speculating she wasn't real, or thier was something wrong with her. After all this baby whoring, I got say maybe we shouldn't have done that to Tommy Girl, even though he's a crazy ass scientologist! And he doesn't seem to hold his adopted children in a different regard than Suri! When Shiloh was Born, Brad was like "oh she's the best thing I've ever done, She's the best thing that happened to me!" As if Maddox and Zahara don't mean shit to him! When Tom was asked if having a biological child feels better than adopting, He said "It doesn't feel better, it feels different" Hey, I gotta give him credit for that!
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Let's see....if Brad Pitt morphed into me....hmmmmm.
Well...he'd become a bit of rancher/farmer type who sees things in black and white. He'd think cows are cute and wouldn't be afraid to step in manure. Definitely his sense of humor would improve...and he learn to think before he flapped his gums. He'd probably become very impatient with superficial fools. He read a book or two and grow some humility. He'd put others first, but not in front of his own family.
And then he'd find himself even more attracted to Leo DiCaprio...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 2, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Precious Deb, fear not. You ain't older...just another year deeper in debt. Feel better? lol
I agree on the "sore subjects"...if MK doesn't bring them up someone else will and in the end it's just opinions for fuck sake. Right? Sheesh. Grow a gonad or two and DEAL.
People picking fights or instigating all out WAR on dlisters is really stupid, pathetic and tiresome.
I love too many of you all to name but I do. Love is all encompassing, love is kindness, love is empathy, love is compassion, love is about today and not yesterday or tomorrow. It's true that you shouldn't throw your pearls before swine but for the most part I think people from anywhere appreciate kindness and love.
Do I wish for a true Utopia? Yeah. I'm a sucker.
Will it ever happen? Probably not. I'm also a pessimist.
Life is what we make of it. Good or bad, we are in it or the long haul until we push up daisies.
I say, be kind and loving to one another but if someone is evil and mean to you cut them from your life for good because life is too short to suffer fools and assholes.
Mr. Pres,
I would love to beat the smugness out of them with a shit covered stick! They will implode within the next couple of years as soon as the press finds someone new to go after. They replaced the Black Hole that was once Bennifer so someone will come up on the horizon for us to be equally disgusted by...
Thanks for the BDay shout out. I think I am almost to terminal embarrassment now. I always worked thru bdays and really never told many people about it...LOL! This has been something of a shock.
((but it is very nice and I could get used to it! Will someone please peel me some grapes? i am lounging on my chase and I think it is the least sombody can do!!!lol.))
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14 million??? i believe this will backfire. what happened to tom cruise will be nothing. people will start to hate them. to get this kind of money to show pics of your children is not normal.
Submitted by applehead on August 2, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by cartimandua on August 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
THat was rich coming from Brad Pitt. I think that it's pretty common knowledge by now that he doesn't think for himself, he morphs into whomever he's dating.
Since he morphs into who he's dating, he outta stop dating actresses, or any models either!! Then people would like him! If he dated me, he'd be on the Howard stern show making the whole country laugh WITH him! No I'm not on the Howard Stern show, but that's the kind of thing I'd love to do, and love to see him do! Also, He'd suddenly become a Hockey fan, He'd be making people piss their pants laughing ( I'm sorry to sound like I'm braging, but I do have a good sense of humor, I can't just be so modest and say oh, I'm not funny, when I love to make people laugh!), and he'd settle down in a NY/NJ suburb! So what would Brad Pitt Morph into if he was in a relationship with any of you Dlister Girls???
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apple - YES...I've also thought Brad Pitt was trying to crawl into the skin of anyone to avoid being himself. So true...right down to the matching hairdos. Hard to imagine, but apparently deep down he thinks he sucks to be him.
deb - agree...wise words. We are part of the equation too. Oh well...it kind of cheers me up to look at this Jolie Pitt hysteria thing as an economic stimulus package of sorts....lol!
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Happy Birfday Deb.
You make a good Devil's advocate. I would prefer Britney or Hohan to entertain us, however. Brangelina and their smugness is just irritating.
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HI DOT!
Thank you for BDay wishes. Much appreciated!
Yes it is a reality. Sad but true. i just don't see the point of all the breast beating when this is the very thing that has brought us together as our little anti-loon group. We are just the other side of the same mirror.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 2, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Debber, this is why "reality" sux. Hmph'!
peaches - re: wonky....in awe, and a little bit nauseous...haha. But the thing that pains me about those two is that they don't realize they ARE the new 'paris hiltons'. The kiss of death is upon them.
And yes I can picture that cute Leo DiCaprio snickering after seeing that Newsweek interview. You know I have issues with some pseudo-science (not all is) behind the green movement. Can't help it, my husband is in the energy industry and we know too much. But we both have complete respect for Leo DiCaprio. He doesn't preach it, he lives it. And as my husband has always said, the future will not be fueled by hydrocarbons or fossil fuels....so the Leos of the world are right, we have to explore alternative fuels. Good for him, he conducts himself well and I wish him much success. And Brad Pitt needs to retire...he will never be the caliber actor or activist or person that Leo is...
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Gotta love the 'fart face' MK chose. lol
The one thing everyone fails to acknowledge here, and yes i am playing Devil's advocate, is that without the pictures and the stories that are generated by just not these two and scores of others we would not have web sites like this one to complain about them. There would be no advertizing revenues for blanks pages...
Whether anyone buys People or not (I promise they will sell an assload of mags) is irrelevant. That couple generates income to all kinds of sectors. If Britany Spears at the height of her crazy can generate 120m into the economy, these twats must be good for 200m...
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30 fricking pages? hahahahah jesus christ.. overexposure at its best.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Submitted by cartimandua on August 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
THat was rich coming from Brad Pitt. I think that it's pretty common knowledge by now that he doesn't think for himself, he morphs into whomever he's dating. As far back as Juliette Lewis I think. It'd be interesting to see a picture of the girl he was dating in college and high school and then to see his picture from that time. Bet they had the same hair color...hee hee hee
Submitted by cartimandua on August 2, 2008 - 7:10pm.
It is kind of funny to read those smug comments Brad Pitt made about Paris Hilton and her famewhoring ways. What a snotty prick he is.
Aren't you kind of in awe of the fact that you actually found yourself defended wonky!!!??
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Didn't they just pay $75 mil for a house? My, my, aren't they humble (and noble).
I think that it takes two for this insanity (paying millions for baby pictures) to occur. You have these idiot magazines offering this kind of money to these celebutards offspring, when in reality, it's a matter of time until you'd see the pictures of these kids anyway. Especially the way this family works the media. I think it started out with the celebutards taking the power away from the paparazzi who'd stalk them to make the $$ for themselves and now it's taken on a life of it's own.
I was never so happy when there were rumors of these magazines trying to get the "exculsive" that Jolie was knocked up....uhm hello? a couple of months would answer that question, why are they trying to pay for that shit?! Anyway, she didn't get a cover to announce the twin messiahs impending arrival, thankfully
Submitted by cartimandua on August 2, 2008 - 6:55pm.
What I want to know is are these two losers completely tone deaf? Are Jolie and Pitt so insulated, or maybe just so stupid, that they don't hear the deafening sigh accompanied by a huge global eye roll?
What's stupid is that they don't CARE what the public thinks!!!! Tommy girl should've been a lesson to all celebrities what happens when you don't care what the general public thinks! even Tommy Girl himself knows that now!!
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Submitted by cartimandua on August 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Oh Geesh! I honestly don't know how Leo couldn't laugh at him for that!!! If someone said that about me, I just couldn't be all appreciative and thankful to them without snickering!
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btw peaches....made a visit to that alternate universe filled with loons we all know and love. I should have known better, but my name is being taken in vain over there. (I'm now actually famous in the minds of loons....rofl.) What I was wondering is this...is the chief loon, the one who acts like a cross between a female longhaul trucker and a battle ax, also the owner of that alternate universe?
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Hey peaches -
It was an interview Brad Pitt gave to Newsweek last year. He wasn't really putting Leo down, but what he said was so freakin' pathetically hilarous. I just KNEW he was jealous of Leo...and you just know Leo secretly thinks Brad Pitt is a douchebag.
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Brad Pitt is jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio.
The 'Babel' actor feels Leonardo - who has been nominated for an Academy Award for his performance in thriller 'Blood Diamond' - has made better choices about the characters he has played. Brad told Newsweek magazine: "I caught myself on the phone the other day. Leo has been playing some real strong men these last few years and I found myself saying, 'I want to play more of a man.' "Despite his resentment, Brad believes his best roles are yet to come. He said: "I got off the phone and I thought, 'No, live like a man, and the movies will follow.' "Leonardo - whose acclaimed films include 'The Departed', 'The Aviator' and 'Gangs of New York' - paid tribute to his colleagues and fellow nominees after receiving an Oscar nomination for Best Actor the other day. He said: "I'm honored to receive this nomination from the Academy -especially in a year full of such worthy nominees. I am also thrilled for my 'Blood Diamond' co-star Djimon Hounsou, as well as Mark Wahlberg and Marty Scorsese, who are all so deserving of this recognition."Djimon Hounsou and Mark Wahlberg have been nominated in Best Supporting Actor category, while Martin Scorsese is up for the Best Director award for 'The Departed'.
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And all I can say to Brad Pitt is (in falsetto of course)...
"Walk like a man, talk like a man.....
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@angry mom,
Is mozambique a third world country? If so, that may be the last place you'd want to move to escape brangelina! Hahaha!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 2, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Glad you said it, TigerLils...
FUG but DELICIOUS! *smacks lips and tongues giant chops*
RRRRRRRRRRRoRRRRRRRRRR
Sorry, but all you human babies is fug...Some of y'all get cute later on (and tasty), but all y'all is fug from the beginning...and y'all all look alike too...
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Even if every last cent of this money is going to the needy, which I seriously doubt, I don't see why they should be patted on the back for this. What are they sacrificing, two hours of their time with a fawning photographer? Go help the needy in a soup kitchen or an orphanage for a couple of months and then come back to us about how you're the second coming of Christ. Until then, do us all a favor and fuck off.
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@cartimandua
Oh yes I remember when Brad trashed wonky! And now his behavior has us all defending her bony ass now! To have us compelled to defend wonky, for that alone, he should be punished! And what did he say about Leo? Do you have a link to that? How the fuck can Brad insult anyone else's career choices, when he made those piece of garbage ocean's movies where the commercials for them were so bad I refuse to see those movies! I'll watch Showgirls everyday for the rest of my life before I see that crap! Oh and another thing about Leo, if you go to his website, you'll see how serious he is about environmental issues! This guy is truly dedicated! He'll do live chats with fans and you can even try to contact him! Interacting with fans to help spread a message that's important to you is the smartest thing a celebrity can do! And he admits to sometimes taking a private jet, but Leo says he mostly flies commercial. I never fault anyone when they're honest! I always respect honesty! Brad does not live very much of an environmentaly friendly lifestyle! So he drives a prius! But he always rides on motercycles, takes limos, flies private jets, and cruises around in yachts! He's simply full of shit!
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@ Pimpccessa
Thanx sugah... *waves*
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@ Peaches
Thanx babe, copy that. I'll go through the comments now, I was kinda feeling lazy to wade through the comments b4.
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she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""NYwealthyMatch . c o m""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 2, 2008 -
There was or is some tax advantage to registering it in particular states. There's a very solid reason why they chose Delaware, someone who works for the irs or government can probably tell us.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooohooohooo!! those dirty rotten bastards!!! OOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!
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Yes, there's a valid reason that charity was registered in Delaware. Most of your large Fortune 500 corporations and LLCs incorporate in Delaware. Because Delaware's body of law is more business-oriented and protects a company and/or company owners more effectively. Also, businesses that register in Delaware are able to conduct business in different states without registering in each individual state. I work in an investment company and all of our LLCs are registered in Delaware.
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@Nanoop
Most babies are cute. An ugly baby is rare! The ugly stick usually doesn't hit until maybe 10 yrs old at the earliest, in general. You're gonna have to wait a bit to know if these kids are ugly!
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Oh no, I have to disagree. Not all children are the very depiction of Boticellian angels with pink frosted lips, sugar spun cheeks, and mink eyelashes. I've seen children with unibrows, smiles that look like they've been ravenously devouring sugar rocks, crossed eyes, bumpy moles the size of pennies, and so forth. However, I'm sure that Angelina's children will be nothing less then cherubic children with eyes so blazingly sapphire it would make the bluest of cornflowers envious, porcelain complexions, and soft blonde tresses seemingly spun from the most exquisite gold. You don't actually think God would have his twin messiahs looking any other way, do you? :::big grin:: ;-)
These two need to take a lesson from the story of Narcissus.
Submitted by NaNoop on August 2, 2008 - 6:22pm.
hellz yeah!
I hate flying alone-no one to lay my head upon shoulder to rest on :)
@inside of luv
Just to give you a heads up, ok magazine is not involved in this, it's people and hello magazines, wouldn't want you to waste your emails;) also, diamond dawg posted contact mailing addresses for both Brad and angelina, I think it's back on page 2 of the comments for this thread.
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I think it's funny that all the loons talk about all the charities they supposedly support but they (the loons)never mention the Jolie-Pitt foundation.
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Submitted by angry mom on August 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
are they going to do this every fucking year and a half...if so, do I have permission to move to Mozambique?
Take me with you, if that's the case.
I think it's funny that all the loons talk about all the charities they supposedly support but they never mention the Jolie-Pitt foundations at all!! Maybe it's because they don't exist?? Never once have I heard any of them sending money to that.
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@ Peaches
I have tried but only to make comments on blogs! I've posted many comments on various blogs that never get posted, probably bcuz I get vocally bitchy. However, I’ll take your advice and go with the email to People and OK, abridge and tone the bitchness down to get my point across. I’ll do anything, sign a petition, hate mail, anything it takes to retire this pro-media-whores and stop the media from shoving them down our throats.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
The Jolie-Pitts don't bother me one way or another, but I will say that the entire entertainment business is a scam. Scam! Scam! Scam! Paying people millions of dollars to act in a film or sing a song. Paying celeb parents millions of dollars to take pictures of their children. This whole scheme has gone to far!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Weirdly (or not), Jolie and Jolie-Pitt covers don't seem to move in our area. I notice the racks stay full whenever there is a cover featuring them. Saturation to the point of irrelevancy I suppose. It is kind of funny to read those smug comments Brad Pitt made about Paris Hilton and her famewhoring ways. What a snotty prick he is.
AND I especially LOVE the comments he made last year describing how jealous he was of Leonardo DiCaprio's career and the film choices Leo has made. Yah that's right Brad. You are no Leo.
Hey bradiful! Got my The Departed fix last night. And....cannot wait for Shutter Island to come out. More Leo and Martin Scorsese! Read the book recently and it is fantastic. But if anyone is anticipating this movie as much as I am...don't read the book!
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I haven't read all the comments so if someone already mentioned this, my apologies. But I can't help but wonder how much this issue of People is going to cost. My guess is in the 10-15 dollar range, which is probably a low estimate. I bet it will be wrapped in plastic, too, so no one can look at the pics while standing in the checkout line. They have to protect their investment!
What I want to know is are these two losers completely tone deaf? Are Jolie and Pitt so insulated, or maybe just so stupid, that they don't hear the deafening sigh accompanied by a huge global eye roll?
Also, on the DE address...my husband's company is a DE corporation (foreign stuff is Bermuda). The Jolie-Pitts likely protect their assets in a Delaware Trust because of the confidentiality and separate business courts...and because you don't have to be physically located in DE. The same financial managers probably handle their private foundation accounting. Bear in mind these foundations are entities that can invest assets in addition to distributing them.
Frankly, I don't know why they just didn't donate half of the Golden Brats picture proceeds to Habitat for Humanity and the other half to an American child literacy program...and then just shut their friggin' faces. Would have been a lot simpler, and really and truly made a difference. Oh, smack me in the head. We are talking about the Jolie-Pitts. They need their own foundation so they can prime their publicity pump whenever they feel the need. New movie coming out? Dribble a few thousand to the needy here. A spate of bad publicity? Another few thousand to the poor there.
Hurl.
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Let's all smile REALLY big while we scrape by with our coupons and barely make enough money for gas. Yeah, let's smile like the joker.
Ain't life grand.
@inside of Luv
Wow! What you wrote is so intense, I must encourage you to write an email to people magazine(for them you might have to abridge it), and try mailing it to brangelina themselves! Who knows maybe if enough of us send them enough hate mail, they'll have no choice but to listen! Hey, the public's disapproval of Tommy girl worked, so who says this can't!
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I like this rare pic of Angelina not composed but letting rip with a smile.
*hangs head*
I just hope there's not a pic of brad looking at the twinsies and Angelina looking at him in "that way" like the last time with Shiloh. Egads!
I BET there is a pic of Brad half naked with the twins on his chest. Bet you anything. Cheese!
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 2, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Hey, TB... Love ya
-Still on the fence about me being that psychotic cunt "Mouse" or have you finally realized I'm NOT that fucking sick fuck? -Up to you to decide. I've given up trying to do everything in my power to deny that shit put upon me by MizRo (as well as other innocents here).
I really liked you. Your lack of faith in me did sting a little but I'm over it, kid. I'm still seeking vindication because I deserve it and because TRUTH is power.
Saint Angelina is living a lie that will catch up with her eventually. She's clueless as a mother/caregiver and believe me, that's a JOB.
"Submitted by No Words on August 2, 2008 - 4:09pm.
No one would be wanting to see their tax returns and demanding how much of their ill-gotten gains are going to charity if they wouldn't make such a fucking big deal about it."
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Wouldnt you hate to be the accountant(s) in charge of fixing-er, recording those books?
I bet they keep most of their funds in offshore banking accounts anyway. They'd be stupid not to.
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