30 Fucking Pages!
This is Saint Angelina laughing at us for already making plans to rush to the newsstands on Monday morning to plop down a few dollars for 30 pages of pictures of her precious twin messiahs. Yes, 30 fucking pages of baby pictures alone. Gawker reports that the hos at People closed the issue last night and the entire spread clocks in at around 30 pages.
I don't even want to look at 30 pages of pictures of babies I'm related to! I mean, what the hell? Here's a picture of Hard Knox with his eyes closed! Here's a picture of Vivie with her eyes closed! Oh! Here's another picture of Hard Knox with his eyes closed and his mouth is open. What's sad is, I'm still going to carefully analyze all 30 pages. I hate myself.
It was rumored that People and Hello! Magazine bought the rights for around $10-$15 million. A source told AP that the final number was $14 million. The cash will go to a foundation created by Brangelina that helps children around the world.
People should seriously find ways to make more money off of these pictures. They could put out a coffee table book and sell t-shirts. Shit, they should make wallet-sized versions of the pictures. That way Brangaloonies can carry them around in their wallets and easily show friends pictures of their "best friends' babies." Seriously, Brangaloonies will look at their friends with glazed eyes and say, "You want to see pictures of the most beautiful humans in the entire history of the world? Say yes or I'll cut you."
And in case you haven't already tattooed it onto your forehead, the first picture of the golden twins will be on People's website tomorrow at 7pm EST.
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QueenCharisma on August 2, 2008 - 12:15pm.
"This shit has gotten way out of hand."
ITA.
I guess $14MIL divided by 30 pages = <$2MIL a page = could be considered a bargain! {eye roll}
All newborns kinda look the same to me, so I just don't get it.
This shit has reached epic proportions of ludicrous. Scrangelina is nothing but an attention whore who is pretty much getting her wish of being revered as the most beautiful and benevolent of humans to ever grace the planet. I think somewhere Madonna is plotting Scrangie's death, as it seems they both want to be more revered than God. that is their life's mission.
@Dot:
I will admit - they always look better in the magazine somehow. My favourites are the pap shots that we get to see practically in real time and they're all photoshopped up in the mags. Outside people never really got a taste of just how bad Brit got, I think.
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Submitted by Bda on August 2, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Why buy a copy when you can view the photos online for FREE?
Churn, churn, churn.
For a shrine? Nope. You can just print out photos for your shrine.
I don't know if you have this there - but we have stores that label the magazine racks "Reading Section". I would never pay money just to look at her kids. I see many adorable babies - I can look at them for free. And it's cooler cuz they look back!
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BARF. PUKE. VOMIT. And shit on top of that!!! That's what I want to do to that magazine and everyone who will spend 5 bucks of their hard earned money for that shit.
I will do that after I look at it at a newsstand somewhere and call them ugly a few times.
Bda, I personally could not care less about any celeb's baby.
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In 2003, Ms. Angelina Jolie created the Maddox Jolie-Pitt Foundation (MJP) an organization for the conservation of Cambodia’s endangered Cardamom Mountains’ northern territory. Formally known as the Maddox Jolie Project
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How many fucking names has this kid had? Jolie-Thorton, Jolie, Jolie-Pitt- and that's without the name he was born with. Given her track record I would be careful about changing the bought kid's names every time she gets a new shag. If she set up a tax dodge under the Maddox Jolie couldn't she just leave it like that? Poor bastard must fear that every day is another name, another sibling.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Can't wait! LOL! Such a loser but don't lie EVERYONE wants to see them! You cannot possibly say you aren't curious to see them! I'm buying me a copy!
When I'm old, I'm SO gonna watch the mini-series of this shit on HBO.
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YesterdaysTrash,
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Angelina and those babies are going to be photoshopped to HIGH heaven. You know that was part of her bargain.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 2, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Angel,
The 27k is for a partial year. not for a full year of expenses because foundation was not started on 1/1/2006.
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Exactly. And I find it interesting just how reported that amount is as compared to any other.
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30 pages... WTF? That's like a fucking photo album... Guess People wanted to get there monies worth huh?
PS. They are not only taking people's money for movies now. They take people's money for everything. Next they'll open a chain of grocery stores and gas stations, fersure. Well, "clean" gas stations, I guess.
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Wow, dudes.
It's the Maddox Jolie-Pitt Foundation.
http://www.mjpasia.org/newsroom.htm
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30 fucking pages of airbrushed walnut heads? What a waste of paper. Go green! That's what celebrities are always telling us. Look at one picture online for free!
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This is going to all implode oneday, mark my words.
I will be in the front seat with my popcorn.
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I too would like to know where this foundation is based and have a peek at it’s books. You do hear from time to time that they have given a million dollars here and there but as was said before this does not add up to the vast (well they seemed vast then) sums they got for whoring out the blob. But as I have said, and will no doubt say again, it must cost a few bob to have IVF for cosmetic reasons and to get all those third world baby shops to turn a blind eye to her past so from that point of view she has a lot of expenses. Charity begins at home eh Ange? GAWD, they really are a new low. I wish they would go back to America, they are too close for comfort in France. If the wind is on the right direction I can smell bulimia vomit, drugs, sanctimonious hot air, botox and bullshit. ********************************************
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Angel,
The 27k is for a partial year. not for a full year of expenses because foundation was not started on 1/1/2006.
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...whatever.
I SO wish everyone would avoid feeding into this mess by purchasing this dumb shit. I beg of you guys... don't do it! MK will post pictures soon enough. Or just look at it at the grocery store and get your greasy paw prints all over it.
Unbelievable the lengths Angelina and Brad will go for attention.
As other people have echoed, I would like to know the name of this so called foundation and how the money is being distributed.
However, truth be told, the foundation like most other personal charities will only give a small percentage to the needy and the rest will go towards "administrative expenses" which we all know is Angelina and Brad's checking account.
Oh, and may I add: as others have said, I find it odd that Angelina has never publicly disclosed the names of these charities. Why the secrecy?
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I don't understand why this is so important.
@ angel_i Labour unrest? I'm intrigued.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 2, 2008 - 1:23pm.
The cash will go to a foundation created by Brangelina that helps children around the world.
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True...but in searching (i'm still looking) I found a line about expenses for the foundation being abnormally high due to labour unrest...(?) the actual page is missing, somehow...
Edited to add: Everybody REALLY plays up the $27000 expense of the first year but that was 2006. It's weird they don't talk about 2007 - it's August already!
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THIRTY pages?!
I didn't think Brangeloonies were capable of reading something that long....but I guess if it only a pictorial they'll be able to do it.....
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough; and Papa I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
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The cash will go to a foundation created by Brangelina that helps children around the world.
*busting out my Brangie decoder ring*
The cash will go to a foundation that helps children around the world to become property of Brangelina Incorporated.
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While I do think it's tasteless and a bit tiresome hearing/reading about millions paid to celebrities for photos of their babies, I do like the idea that the money goes to charity.
(Seriously, 30 pages?!?!? Will there be a few of their caca? Some soiled silk diapers? Maddox and Zahara must be fuming!!!)
SHeeps,
where is the 2007 report for that foundation. I have been itching to get my mitts on ANYTHING that will tell me what the income to foundation was, expenses for admin etc, and how much money actually went to charitable organizations. All I ever find is blurbs on how much was given out thru press releases. and none of it totals close to what the monies were paid for just the Shiloh pictures and that has been two yrs!
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...whatever.
I can't even fathom WHY people magazine would have a 30 page spread for these two idiots and their "blobs". I guess after spending 14 million dollars, they want to make sure they get their money's worth. (PS 14mil for 30 pages =idiots)
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 2, 2008 - 1:17pm.
The Brangelina Foundation pays its principals handsomely for their charitable efforts.
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I saw that;P
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"I don't even want to look at 30 pages of pictures of babies I'm related to!", MK.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
So true. So mutha fucking true.
One picture is enough for fuck's sake!
Fuck!
(-and, thank you MK, for letting me cuss like a sailor)!
The Brangelina Foundation pays its principals handsomely for their charitable efforts.
Oh dear god. 30 pages of St Ange and her most recent purchases and the rest in the background to provide contrast and colour. The loonies will be hot footing it to the tattoo parlour, frothing at the mouth to get the holy family on their arses. I despair, I really do.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I don't even want to look at 30 pages of pictures of babies I'm related to!
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HEAR, hear!
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This shit has gotten way out of hand. The end is near, mark my words.
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