Say Coke!
While you were slaving away in your cubicle on Friday, Kate Moss was sunning her cokey face on the Balearic Island of Formentera. Kate, her daughter, her mommy (the ho in the red), Marc Jacobs, Marc's maybe husband and some other hos spent the afternoon doing lazy, rich people stuff.
Kate's little trip to Spain could be bad news for Dreamboat Doherty. Kate has reportedly been looking at churches in Ibizia for her wedding to Count von Count aka Jamie Hince. Gross. I hope the church burns down. Shit. Did I just type that?
A source told the Daily Star that Ibiza is special to Kate, because it's the only place she can do coke in peace! No, she loves it because whores over there have no idea who the hell she is. The source said, “Kate’s barely recognized over there, the weather and surroundings are perfect and it’s the best place to party. It’s got everything she needs.”
Kate can't marry Count von Count! That's not the way it's supposed to be! She's supposed to marry Dreamy. I'm about to charter a floating tire to Ibiza to stop this wedding! Ugh.
Here's more of Kate and company looking beat at the beach. Dudes should have to get a license in order to wear speedos in public. Seriously, you should have to go through some kind of test. That shit is not for everyone.
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i hope that little girl is in at least ONE vacay pic, seems she was stuck as the designated photographer!
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
They are all in desperate need of MaryKay's moisturizer for sun worshipers!
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Crap, is that her mom with the shoulder tattoo and the bikini. Never thought anyone'd look worse in a bathing suit than me but oh man, she does. Looks more preggers than me and both of us grannies!
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 3, 2008 - 1:39pm.
@DavidJay
LOL - Don't you mean no-one here CARES enough about Kate to go check?
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Word.
And Kate reminds me of a drowned albino rat.
I've noticed that people in the UK wear bikinis regardless of whether they're heifers or not. That sort of thing really should end. Oh, and nice job shoving your bare tits in your daughter's face, Kate. Almost as attractive as your unshaven pits.
LOL @ (.) re fatty sympathizers...
Nail it dot.
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"you saggy faced old cow"
Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Skinny coke head daughter? 6,000$ a month, child from cokehead daughter? 900$ a month, Memaw in a red bathing suit? WORTHLESS.
The ATrphoy goes to memaw for flabby in show.
congrats!
-And the fatty sympathizers need a fuckin' chill. That fat comes with, "Slather it on, I'll have the bacon, supersize me et al." Being a fat, bloated cow comes from being a lazy, fast food shovelling lard ass.
Who cares who that lady is, as long as one responsible adult is there to look after the child...
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Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
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@DavidJay
LOL - Don't you mean no-one here CARES enough about Kate to go check?
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
That isn't Kate's mother. Evidently no-one here knows anything about Kate. No big surprise there. The old lady is probably Sadie Frost's mother, who is acting as nanny to Kate's daughter.
There is some serious abuse of designer handbags going on here!
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You just know that while looking through the camera lens, an angel descended from the heavens and whispered into the little girl's ear "Emancipation".
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 3, 2008 - 11:19am.
Dear Period,
In fact, I think there may be!! It's called "Breaking the Law" by some gangsta band. Here's a nice clip of Spring Break 2008 in Lake Havasu. This boat won't launch, cuz there's like 200 peope on it when there should only be 20. And oh for gawd's sake!!! Look at 1:55!!!!!!!!! That's the part that fits best with this picture.
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Yes, that shot @ 1:55 is eye opening. We can't forget the dude doing that same dance with different words popping up on the screen.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 4:41pm.
I just wonder, how much is a one foot strip of lycra or whatever swimsuits are made of going to help her situation?
I concur. a foot won't help much. I was thinking more in yards...maybe even swatches of material! and not lycra. I'm aiming for Spanx! But what she has on right thurr is the height of unflattering. You can flatter fat better than that. Trust!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Kate really looks like her mom. Why does Marc have a tattoo of Sponge Bob and the red M&M on his arms?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Mom should wear a one piece and Kate should wear a bag over her head. She does not look good without make-up! And yes even on the damn beach she should wear make-up so she doesn't scare away the kiddies!
Your face!
I'm not disagreeing that bikinis aren't for everyone...I just wonder, how much is a one foot strip of lycra or whatever swimsuits are made of going to help her situation? If she were wearing a one piece, everyone would still be talking shit on her, I mean, personally her legs gross me out more than her stomach. I just don't give a shit. I could easily ignore her if I were on the beach.
EDIT: She should know better about the bandeau top though- fuck. She just should.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I agree....Mom should wear a one piece. Bikinis are NOT for everyone.
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Uh, I don't know a single dude who thinks Kate Moss is hot or has a banging body.
Yeah, some "fellas really like" stick figures, but not the majority. Most men like women to be slim but have an ass and tits. I honestly have never met a guy who finds catwalk models to be attractive - supermodels, yeah, but that's not the same thing.
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If I did it...id to it to the point where I was really skinny...but still had shape. Id stop before my ass became my back and my chest and iorning board...
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Uh, I don't know a single dude who thinks Kate Moss is hot or has a banging body.
Yeah, some "fellas really like" stick figures, but not the majority. Most men like women to be slim but have an ass and tits. I honestly have never met a guy who finds catwalk models to be attractive - supermodels, yeah, but that's not the same thing.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Sometimes I think I should do some coke or swallow a tape worm so that I can be painfully thin like her because no matter what anyone says....stick figures is what the fellas reaaly like...
You dont see Kristie Alley being admired!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 3, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
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Hahaha that is friggin hilarious!
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if it were up to the lot of you twats there would be about twelve people in the universe who are "allowed" to wear a bikini at the beach.
...well yeah that about sums it up for me!
and Kate's mom has the same chance as being one of those 12 as getting chosen for 1 of the 12 disciples.
And if she wants to let her fat hang out, that's fine, as long as she knows I (and others) am going to crack on her for letting her fat hang out.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 3:45pm.
i know, i would be mortified too...that's what burkas are for....
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
I wouldn't count on this bitch walking down the aisle anytime soon. Her desperation always kills her relationships. Besides isn't this like the 50th time she's been engaged?
Didn't she marry Pete in Thailand (and then he cheated on her with two skanks all in the same week)? Poor thing didn't realize Thai/Buddhist marriages aren't legal in Britain.
Oh well if at first you don't succeed try, try again (and in Kate's case, again and again and again). Don't worry Kate one day someone will marry you. (On a side note it's pretty sad that even a supermodel can't find a husband).
Haha! In the first thumb of the 4th row...Kate's daughter is totally laughing at her grammy's bum crack.
PS. I didn't even know she had a daughter.
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Submitted by letinstar on August 3, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Letty, seriously! I'd be mortified if my mom squished her fat ass into a bikini and whore er wore it in pubic er public.
I feel bad for her little girl. If Kate is hanging out with the likes of Marc Jacobs and company, it means she's doing drugs to hell and back.
are you sure this pigs aren't hanging out on the jersey shore?
and can i just say that just because they make a red bikini in your size doesn't mean kate's mother should be stuffing her squishy body in one..
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Well, definitely not THAT bikini. It does nothing for her. If she's cool wearing it she can, at least, choose something that suits her better (Helen Mirrin anyone? A better body yes - but even she didn't try to pull of a suit like that). Her daughter's a model, for Pete's sake!
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Holy mother of God, who let that old lady out with that red bikini! How embarrassing.
Submitted by Star Jonez on August 3, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Thank you for the voice of reason!
AMEN.
There are so many sporty, adorable one-piece suits that can flatter hefty girls in a way that makes them look pretty damned hot rather than like chunky peanut butter spilling out of the side of a sandwich.
That is all. Sorry to hammer this subject too much but damn!
The thing is, she could look a lot better in a one piece. I don't think that bit of extra fabric would make her start burning up.
I've seen lovely, non-floral (hate those, no one under 70 should wear floral one pieces) swimsuits that would have been much more flattering and just as comfortable.
Some people (fat and skinny) just don't have bikini bodies, and she's one of those people.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 3:26pm.
lmao! True. No matter how much you cover up your fat ass it's still fat but at least it's COVERED UP. rotfl.
Girl...you have me in stitches!
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 3, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
That was funny as hell.
Period,
To be honest, I think this whole set of people look a mess. Marc Jacobs is a designer and look how fucking tacky and hideous he looks. He has a fucking couch and an M and M tattooed onto him. Kate Moss needs to put on a fucking bra because the world needs at least two layers between the air and her nipples. They could all use a makeover; I guess I just don't passionately care. I think once you're a size 18 or whatever is huge, it doesn't matter if you're naked or in a one piece, it's not going to hide the fact that you're fat. It's not like a "flattering one piece" with a ruffled skirt or some shit is going to trick anyone into thinking you're a size ten if you're already that large. So to me, I just don't see the point in nitpicking. I just don't stare at ugly people when I'm at the beach - I'm usually doing my own thing in the water so I could really give a fuck about other people's swimwear, as long as they keep their tits and ass covered.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
A room full fashionatas and the mother went out like that?
When you said her mother at first all I saw was Mark Jacobs.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Kate's muvver clearly thinks that looking at her daughter is just like looking in the mirror. Nasty. Or maybe she just has a jumbo sense of humour to match her arse.
I love the UK comedy "Benidorm" about Brits holidaying in Spain. It's frikken hilarious.
Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Sensi! Oy! Let me put it as succinctly as possible (lol). Bikinis should NOT exist past a size 12. EVER.
There's this awesome show "How to look good naked" and it' precious! -And, the biggest point being, love yourself no matter what size and learn to look GOOD in your size rather than drive yourself nuts trying to be a size 0.
This old lady trying to rock a red bikini is just low self-esteem to the point of sad and embarrassing. There are some VERY flattering, beautiful bathing suits for someone of that size that would totally make her look AMAZING rather than ICKY. See what I mean? Am I gettin' through to anyone?
Period,
I agree that a lot of people don't know how to dress themselves, or don't realize how horrible they look, but that's not my problem to deal with. That gramma probably thinks she looks good, and she probably feels good. Who am I to shoot a gramma down like that?
I guess my point is that I see a lot grosser, more obese people in more offensive outfits than that gramma is wearing every single day. It makes me wonder where some of you live because I guess I am so used to the unattractive that I don't get angry and offended every time I see a fattie in a bikini or a gross old dude topless while he mows his lawn. I just figure "Fat and gross people get hot, too".
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Everyone should be able to enjoy the beach regardless of what they look like.
that's what i'm saying. if it were up to the lot of you twats there would be about twelve people in the universe who are "allowed" to wear a bikini at the beach.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Sensi, I agree with you on many points and I sure as hell don't think someone of larger, cottage cheesier size should be wearing a burka on the beach but there ARE size appropriate swimsuits that don't have your gut and tits hanging out in an unflattering way to the point of just being disgusting. Hell, I can wear shit that can make me look freakish too. The right bra and undies make a big dif for me. I can't help but think that this memaw doesn't look in the mirror much.
I think her mom looks kind-of cute. Hey, fat people like to go to the beach, too!!! I'm surprised Kate's daughter is with her. She doesn't strike me as someone with ANY maternal instincts whatsoever.
I'd rather see fat gramma flaps than chicks like Sluttyienna and Kate Moss that have enormous thimble nips and expose their tits at any given chance.
I guess I'm in the minority here, but I don't think fat people need to go to the beach wearing a fucking sweat suit just because some people apparently get angry and offended by the sight of fat. I've seen fat bods on the beach that were nice looking and some that made me cringe, same fucking thing for skinny bodies. Some people are rail thin but have no business being in a bikini. It's not my problem though - I just don't look. Everyone should be able to enjoy the beach regardless of what they look like.
And yeah, I totally get what you mean. I've seen some gross ass people in wrong ass bathing suits before. It can be nasty, I get it. No one stands there making me look at them, though.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I call dibs on the guy in the cap and sunglasses. His tattoo says "I will do whatever you want sexually and then give you my ATM pin number". Fuck Kate Moss, she's a non-entity from the Jurassic period.
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Submitted by theblacktights on August 3, 2008 - 2:28pm.
ps. re: fat mum in a bikini
who cares? get over it. dont like, dont look. your fat phobia is silly.
I call BULLSHIT on your post.
Sorry, kid but let's face it...that much FAT is embarrassingly FUGLY. There is NOTHING wrong with being proud of your figure (even if it's lumpy and large) but for fuck's sake, COVER that shit up a bit better if you plan on "Parading" your fat ass in public. I don't like seeing skinny chicks with thongs either. FLESH overload! Maybe I'm old school but there used to be such a thing as "COMMON DECENCY". Sure, if you're flailing your wale flaps in your own back yard...FINE but exposing your crevices in public is RUDE and ICKY. Sharing is caring but not in this instance. Bleh.
i dont get why everyone is all uppity about her fat mum in a bikini. ive seen worse. fat tan skin looks better than pasty fat skin anyday.
marc jacobs' peanut m&m tattoo must be covering up some serious track marks otherwise WTF??!!
Okay...
So I don't pay attention for a minute and Marc Jacobs is "married" to a Brazilian?
What happened to Jason "love-you-long-time-tattoo-your-name-on-my-forearm" Preston? Those two were off and on for about three years.
Not that I care too much... But I am intrigued by what makes talented people dissipate themselves into oblivion through addiction and wanton excess.
It seems to be happening a lot lately.
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