Sunday, August 3rd 2008
Fail
On Thursday, I posted the cover for the Olsen's new "coke cutting table" book called "Influence." I guessed that Mary-Kate was on the left and Ash was on the right. I FAILED! F -
According to People, Ash is on the left and MK is on the right. WTF!? And I thought I had amazing Trollsen identification skills. Shit! Is there a class I can take at the Learning Annex to improve my skills? Now that I look at it, it's pretty obvious which Trollsen is which - based on the order of their names.
Knowing those evil trolls, they are tricking us! Mini-Me in a wig is on the left and La Pequena is on the right. Why do I even give a fuck? It's because I'm under the spell of the evil Trollsens!
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What the hell kinda questions is they gonna write about?
But as long as "you got it, dude" is in there. I'm SOLD.
MANDO
michael, just look at their lips... MK's got skinnier, smarmier lips...
Submitted by dementa on August 4, 2008 - 2:46am.
Dementa, you said it all in a couple of neatly, tightly woven sentences.
NO SHIT!
***THAT'S RIGHT***
Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Explain this to me, if you will. Why is it that people with the ugliest, least adorable ape-children are the first to whore them out, not people who produce exceptionally beautiful kids?
As my evidence, I put forth the Blohans, the Spearses, and these two trolls.
About the picture of the family...those two youngest ones are really ugly little kids! Scary Ugly!
I can't figure out whet the thing is about the Olsens anyway. When I first saw "Michelle" on FULL HOUSE my first thought was that she was one fugly little baby. Then to find out that she was actually TWO fugly little babies was mind-blowing!
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Computer says no
Submitted by shandi - ...where can I go to see a picture of their younger sisters????
Here's a family photo. I definitely see a resemblance in sister, Lizzie (circled), but not as much in the older brother, James (also circled):
http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/newsimages/may-2007/james-trent-olsen-el...
(The little muppet heads are half-siblings, Daddy's spawn only. The older woman is the Trollsen's stepmonster.)
Edit: Old, but more info/photos below. Apparently their stepmonster was Daddy's secretary - the scandal! (And you can see how much more they looked alike as kids):
http://groups.msn.com/mary-kateandashleykrazy/olsenfamily.msnw
Ricki Lake, where can I go to see a picture of their younger sisters????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I got it right! I guessed Ashley on the left, based on the names at the bottom of the book.
I had know idea they were fraternal twins. They look pretty darn identical to me. There was a set of twins like that in junior high at my school. They looked identical, and everyone called them identical, but they always made it a point to make sure you knew they were NOT identical twins.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by ricki lake on August 3, 2008 - 4:41pm.
The ironic thing is that they're not even identical twins - they're fraternal. And if you look at their younger sisters, they look almost exactly the same. It's a giant fucking troll family.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOLing!
*gulp*
Bwahahahaha!
Ricki, you da best. Thank you for the chuckles!
ROTFL!
This afternoon I went to see "The Wackness". Mary Kate had a small role in it playing a drug using hippie. Do you think that was a far stretch for her?! Just asking.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
That's odd I would have said MK on the left as well. People are WRONG! And you're right MK, as always...
Your face!
MK is on the left, without a doubt. It's not the first time that the "experts" at People have gotten them wrong.
The ironic thing is that they're not even identical twins - they're fraternal. And if you look at their younger sisters, they look almost exactly the same. It's a giant fucking troll family.
I would have guessed the same, and I also have amazing Trollsen identification skills. It's hard to tell, they're basically profile pics, and I still can't see it, but whatever. I hate those hos anyway.
but that's the sad thing they looked like lil monkeys growing up, then they did look better with maturity. they are really not ugly but they have NO fashion sense or common sense. They would be really amzing looking with the right clothes and makeup. Thing 2 on the right looks very attractive in her photo. Thing 1 looks a hot mess.
Which makes me concur that Thing 1 is MK and Thing 2 is Ash. People might want to check up on it.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
choco starfish, that was for about five minutes. Ha ha!
When they were young....like middle to late teens, they looked like they were going to be the hottest things to ever walk this earth when they grew up....
Looks can be devestatingly deseeeving....
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I take a deep breath
Knowing exactly what to expect
I take a deep breath
But no air has come in yet
These trolls look like those ugly ass paintings of the kids with BIG eyes.
http://www.adherents.com/images/arts/Margaret_Keane_ptg.jpg
Or Blythe Dolls.
http://mocoloco.com/art/archives/2006_08.php?page=2
i guess i fail too..the only thing i see is two trolls...hadn't thought any further than that...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
They never WERE cute! Why in God's name were they ever chosen to be in any photo or tv show? Why? They have always looked just exactly like those ugly little troll dolls. Charim toilet tissue ads have cuter babies. Wonder if those toilet tissue babies are billionaires.
people is often wrong about the twins - you are correct, mary-kate is definitely on the left.
MK is on the left.
I know these girls as well I know know my nutsack.
100%
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
There is absolutely no way that can be right. Mary-Kate is definitely on the left
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on August 3, 2008 - 9:05am.
So sad to see trees being killed to produce this tripe. A better use would be bathroom tissue.
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If said bathroom tissue bore their likeness, I'd buy it!
EvilShoe-
They were fucking hideous babies! Not the ugliest I've ever seen, but they did't get "cute" til they were like four or something. Some people shit themselves over babies no matter how ugly.
I think Jolie Fisher (don't even know who she is, but I remember her name because I was traumatized by her baby) had the UGLIEST baby I'd ever seen when it came out. It truly looked like she had fucked a Conehead and had their baby. I mean, it was scary and hard to look at.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
So sad to see trees being killed to produce this tripe. A better use would be bathroom tissue.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Why anyone but them would care is beyond me? Maybe MK needs a generic, catch all term for the both of them from now on. Perhaps 'Unidentified Troll Variant', or 'Micro Yeti' might work. No need to differentiate, just some term that is universal in use for the both of them.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
You why I love Dlisted? Because I can say exactly what I think w/o being judged.
These two were the ugliest fucking babies I'd ever seen, I have no idea how people thought they were cute. They totally had monkey face.
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Dick happens! - MK
Nope..you were right. MK is on the left. The lips and nose are a dead giveaway.
God...why do I know this??? I have to get off this site!LOL
I don't know...
Ashley usually doesn't wear frilly stuff like the picture on the left has with the neck-thing. Also usually Ashley's hair is much neater than MK's. And MK tends to look just a little tiny bit more "bug-eyed" than Ashley does.
And I agree with MizRo about the Grey Gardens thing... although I may actually be in a minority in that I kind of like the Olsen Twins.
Ashely wants to be MK!
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hey MK, you twink! i think you're still right .. everyone knows that MK's very rich brush does not untangle - i think the editors got it wrong .. but i'm so buying the cover to cut my snow :) and another thing, it's all in the CHINS ... Ashley always had a longer and more defined chin .. the cokehead has a fat juicy short chin .. the editors are totally not wearing their specs ..
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 3, 2008 - 11:04am.
The only reason this shit book got published is because the trolls financed that mess themselves.
BINGO!!! That's also the reason we keep seeing crap like Shitney, Hohan, Chestica, Lipsynchasslee, Wonky McValtrex, PamaHerpes, help me out, who am forgetting? While real artists and actors struggle to get a break, the stupid fucking production companies are invested in garbage that they need to continually shove down our collective throats. They need to get their money back.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 3, 2008 - 12:04pm.
The only reason this shit book got published is because the trolls financed that mess themselves.
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That might not even be true, sadly. The fact is that real writers find it VERY hard to get published these days as houses tend to favour the works of those who are already famous. I would say "for obvious reasons" but I know they wouldn't be my obvious reasons. It's about money.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Profile view, it is hard to tell, but face on, MK has a thinner nose....though I think Ashley got a recent nose job too, b/c MK has been looking a lot prettier the past year, since she got hers done....
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
The only reason this shit book got published is because the trolls financed that mess themselves.
Now we know what the trolls are giving everybody for X-Mas.
Either way the one on the left could have combed her hair.
I will say that it's incredible that these two have accumulated this amount of wealth for the relatively small amount of talent that they have demonstrated.
No way. I think you're right, MK.
Mary-Kate is on the left and Ashley is on the right.
WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE?! I'm gonna go off myself now. Kthanksbye.
No MK is on the left, and Ashley on the right.
LOL! They are seriously trying to fuck with our heads: but we know better.
Anyway, *kisses* all and much green sugar to my Triston and those that are also "sweet".
Buen dia todos!
There isn't enough photo-shopping in the world to make these 2 ugly chimp-looking trolls look good.
I pray these trolls go back to their tree house, and take their self-indulgent, pretentious coffee table book with them.
LIES! all LIES! lol..I say that mary-kate is the fuglier one on the left..I know my trolls!
It doesn't really matter if they can be told apart or not; they are equally pointless.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
The best way to tell them apart is to offer a line of coke to them.
Which ever one of the twins falls to the floor quickest to snort it, is Mary-Kate.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Spoiled: they are Grey Gardens material; mark my words, I give them 30 years and they'll be recluses.
MK is on the left of the screen, Ash on the right.
I can always tell them apart because MaryK has features that are less "tight" than Ash's, more shmooshed.
It's OBVIOUS! They are tricking us! MK is the scraggly one...and Ashley always looks sad. LIE TELLERS!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Hahaaha! MK, that's hilarious.
I spent one whole summer in a post-surgery medication haze, looking back & forth between the trolls' photos, trying to make a definitive identification. I was always wrong! lol
It's like trying to find Jeebus's face in pizza cheese.
These two have always creeped me out and sorry but I never thought they were cute babies...they truly resembled simian primates. Yes. I went there.
-Being rich and soul-less is not a gift. Children need childhoods or they end up floundering about trying to figure out who in the hell they are. "Acting" is about the worst thing you can bring up a child to do. Nice job, Mom and Dad.