Sunday, August 3rd 2008

What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

Don't even think that is outfit is gayer than gay, because it's not! I don't know one gay dude who would wear this shit and if they did, they would be forever dead to me! This is some International Male bullshit! Is this shit from the Ellen Degeneres challenge on "Project Runway"?

Maybe JC thought that if he dressed mega-dykey, bitches wouldn't notice that he still looks like he loves a fresh man load facial in the morning.

JC needs to turn around and read that shit. DO SOMETHING about that outfit! Please.

Here's more of lesbionic JC at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards yesterday. I also threw in some Danny Noriega to sex up this post a bit. Unfortunately, his gorgeous chola mother was nowhere to be seen. Sad.

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

I Always thought this guy was gay!

Hmmmmm... this just proves it for me!

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Holla's picture

HAHAHA, I LOVE that Danny's shirt says "HONOR". I mean, he already looks like Miseralba anyway, right? He's like the gay little flat-ironed twink that Miseralba hasn't had yet...at least he's a "brown" baby...

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marne's picture

That shirt makes Danny look fat.

z-listed's picture

Oh man, I wish we could have gotten a shot of JC with his hand behind his head like the last shot of Danny. THAT would have been priceless!

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TexnDoc's picture

He's 32, and attending a "pre-party" for a teen-choice show at a damn mall.
His fashion-sense is the least of his problems, the main one being is he's starting to look very Liza Minnelli-ish.

He is my favorite . He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?

Is it just me or is he starting to look a lot like French Stewart?

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Submitted by Night Owl on August 3, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I always liked JC's voice better than Justin's when they were in N Sync.

...I did too, AND I thought he was cute. I never thought he'd go all to hell in the handbasket. He could've had a decent career. Another Jordan Knight disaster...

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This is some Bobby Trendy gone butch shit right here.

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Ok, after pissing my tiger cage and nearly hyperventilating from laughing hysterically at this outfit, I am now composed enough to comment...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort*...ok, maybe not...

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Night Owl's picture

I always liked JC's voice better than Justin's when they were in N Sync.

Dignity 4 Sale's picture

I'm pretty sure this is what the offspring of a unicorn and a disco-ball looks like.

even though he's a coke whore (i assume, saw him sweating profusely in a radioshack once), i would gladly give and receive a fresh man load facial from him anytime. i'm gayme.

Sayonara's picture

Why is that guy posing for pictures with his hands on his hips?

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

TT99's picture

He might think this outfit gives him Gay Cred, but it just gives him Douche Cred.
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NaNoop's picture

That is HANDS DOWN the STUPIDEST outfit I have ever had inflicted upon my eyeballs. Lame.

Sandbitch's picture

When did short legs become something worth accentuating? Peter Wentz, Madden twats et al.

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Yes Michael K, but you would still hit it.

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Hysteria's picture

somewhere in a Stylists' Heroin den, they are blowing smoke rings and laughing at this one.

letinstar's picture

that fug outfit may not be gayer than gay, hut jc is gayer than gay...so it all evens out in the end...
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Submitted by findleynb on August 3, 2008 - 11:21am.
When Dante wrote the Divine Comedy, he left out the eighth and half circle of hell, 90s and 00s reality stars.

hahaha. Nostradamus totally missed them, too.

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Danny totally ripped off my hair. Style.

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Evil Shoe is correct. I remember l981 and it was the New Romantic movement. I wore a jacket like that with a pair of knickers and a white shirt. I kept those pants to torment myself about my weight gain.

findleynb's picture

When Dante wrote the Divine Comedy, he left out the eighth and half circle of hell, 90s and 00s reality stars.

Submitted by Aphid on August 3, 2008 - 2:06pm.

Your star is so athletic. ;o)

ha! Seriously, I wish I were as robust and full of zest! My avatar is doing my workouts for me and I'm eating for her. Hmm. Not good eh? hehe.

I want one of them dorky tuxedo t-shirts. It is my destiny. It is. IT IS!

Bda's picture

He must be on the same shit Amy Crackhouse is on if he thinks that we believe he is straight!! Hey JC - Ed Westwick's got your man! Why do two people who make tons of money need to "share" an apartment(Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford)? HOMO'S.

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"." - LOL! Thanks hon! I'll see if I can scrounge one up that's not too dark/blurry (I'm usually the one taking pictures and am probably not sober at the time)

Your star is so athletic. ;o)

Submitted by Aphid on August 3, 2008 - 2:00pm.

(((((((APHID))))))))!!!! Love, love, LOVE seeing you here when you can be here, pretty woman!

"They still wear them in the rockabilly/honky tonk scene. I bought a navy blue one for my bf for Christmas last year. *gulp*"

Ohhhhh! I want picturesssssss! Them shiny suits done hypnotize me! *confuzzled eyes all hippo-nap-tized*

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Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 9:50am.

Speaking of bad stylin'...whatever happend to the shark-skin suit? Yeah. I went there.
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They still wear them in the rockabilly/honky tonk scene. I bought a navy blue one for my bf for Christmas last year. *gulp*

OT: As you yourself stated below, . , an uber-gay outfit.

lizardo911's picture

This dude has issues! And Eva Whoria dated this dude! LOL! I always have to laugh when I think of that!

Sensimina's picture

This man is stuck forever in 1999. He doesn't even know what he's doing anymore. He's a total zombie.

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Good morning VLL!

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 1:47pm.

VIVA! *Runs towards you*, *knocks you down*, *smothers you with kitten kisses*, *apologizes profusely*.

Speaking of bad stylin'...whatever happend to the shark-skin suit? Yeah. I went there.

Santa Ana Winds's picture

I thought "that outfit is gayer than gay" then I scrolled down and MK said "don't even think that this outfit is gayer than gay...." shows what I know!

Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 9:11am.
Uber gay. That's what kind.

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short, simple, and to the point. I like it!

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RicardoMontalbansWhiteSuit's picture

Looks like someone attacked his crotch with a pair of scissors and he wore the jacket anyway

disgraceful

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Did Gwen Stefani dresss him?

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on August 4, 2008 - 1:03am.
A word of advice to this person:

Hire a stylist. If you cannot afford one, then stay home. Do not attempt to dress yourself as you have clearly shown you lack common sense when it comes to dressing.

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Oh, I dunno. You mean hire a GOOD stylist, because I'm pretty sure it was precisely a STYLIST who pulled this sorry excuse for an outfit out of his ass.

And hey, come to think of it, most celebrities do hire stylists, yet they dress like crap more often than not. Mmmm...

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Fucking_Classy's picture

Oh and I bet this shit was expensive.

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Lucy Goosey's picture

A word of advice to this person:

Hire a stylist. If you cannot afford one, then stay home. Do not attempt to dress yourself as you have clearly shown you lack common sense when it comes to dressing.

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BeBe_Kitten's picture

JC's jacket is very little man band conducter or child violinist meets weekender knit. It took me a sec to realize it was all one piece. I don't get it. At all. The jeans? *shakes head* I'm not even going to get into it :/

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Karma Police's picture

Oh JC- used to be so hot. Man can't dress.

Danny Noreiga: TMTH! His outfit is super unflattering too.

LASHONCARTER's picture

U KNOW LANCE HIT THAT SHIT AND JUSTIN TOO LOL
AND EVERY OUTFIT HE WEARS LOOK GAY AS HELL ON ABDC

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 3, 2008 - 12:55pm.

I concur. -But, I must say...a gaggle of gay stylists had the last laugh. You gotta love a gay man with a wicked sense of humour!

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Sorry, MK, but I bet my ass it was a GAY stylist who made the poor douche wear this shit.
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

This outfit here is the Cadillac of couture from the House Of Doucherallicci.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 3, 2008 - 12:48pm.

((HUG)) Miss you too, Mani! I'll try to stay up tonight and see if you're around. Have a great day and a wonderful week if I don't catch you later!

Submitted by EvilShoe on August 3, 2008 - 12:33pm.

EvilShoe, are you thinking of those dorky t-shirts that were printed to look like a tuxedo? lol

Manimal5's picture

Hi Dot,

I miss all of you guys on dlisted, I haven't been able to spend much time here of late. I have to go again but I'll definitly be back on tonight.

A quick intervention by Queer eye would probably help, actually anything would be a help.

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Snarkley's picture

I got it now. He's going to meet Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus at a fancy restaurant.

TheBreakdown's picture

That outfit is far and beyond gay

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