TyTy Has Lost Her Mind....Again
It looks like when that picture of Michelle Obama was taken, she was in the middle of saying "HELL NO." It probably right after they told her that TyTy Baby was going to dress up as her for September's Harper's Bazaar. Hell yes! A source told Page Six that TyTy will become Michelle for the magazine's September cover, "It's a full makeover. You know how Tyra likes to do that stuff. And she'll get a lot of press off it."
The magazine probably didn't like TyTy's original idea of changing their name to "TyTy's Bazaar" and featuring her in every single page, even in the ads. They probably also turned her down when she said she wanted to dress up as Barack and Michelle.
Expect TyTy to devote at least 10 episodes of her crazy ass talk show to what was it like being the wife of a political figure as told through the always smiling eyes of a supermodel turned philanthropist.
Shit! TyTy should take it even further by running for president! You know this crazy bitch would try to run as a Republic AND a Democrat. That way she can run against herself, because "there's two sides" to TyTy. May the best TyTy win!
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Tyra's going to have to do the, "I'm angry and black" face that is Michelle's trade-mark. I dunno how well that will work.
Tyra is an asshole. And she is fat. I cant stand her.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
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HELL FUCKIN GNO. tyra, you are just a model. you sit there while people take pictures of you. that is your only talent. now don't fuck it up even more.
The Obamas annoy the fuck outta me. Phony baloney. Sorry but if we're going to have a BLACK prez, please give him the memo that he's "BLACK"...this tard-fuck is annoying, pretentious, privileged and has no CLUE about how the other half lives. -And JM from the right wingers can suck my toe too. -Fucking mindless, tranny robotic, pansy-assed, mindless doll-eyed politicians. I hate ALL OF 'EM equally. THERE.
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
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IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu
while tyty baby's at it
she should pose while flipping the bird
to a mccain look-a-like
(which is pretty much a semi-corpse)
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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Tyra Banks is to be seen, not heard. I'm not sure when this shit started, but this empowering schtick she's putting on is so clearly delusional.
Go shut your mouth, put on a bikini, and go back to shoving your finger down your throat, because that's what you were paid to do.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Cara on August 3, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Tyra is clearly insane.
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Thank you. I was just scrolling down to say that.
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Tyra doesn't even have an ounce of the class necessary to pull that off.
Submitted by Caroline The Te... : "Michelle could probably make TyTy cry...."
I wish she WOULD. I'd pay good money to see that.
Ty Ty is a serious penny pincher so i bet the blind item about her firing the chick who wanted maternity leave sounds about right...i never noticed how much she talked about herself until i watched her talkshow...she is majorly narcissistic and only "helps" people to make herself look better imo...
Submitted by Cara on August 3, 2008 - 7:13pm.
What the hell? Dressing up as another person? For what possible reason?
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In a word: attention. This dumb whore can't get enough of it. She's like Lindsay Lohan at a penis buffet, when SammyGirlRon$on is outta town...She's gonna gorge, gorge, gorge...Bitch would dress up as Mammie if she thought that would get her some attention and some cash...I HATE this cow.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Somebody needs to kick Tyra in her big ol' head. I know - how about Michelle Obama? Yesh!
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What the hell? Dressing up as another person? For what possible reason? Tyra is clearly insane.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by Caroline The Te... on August 3, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Michelle could probably make TyTy cry....
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Who you kiddin', Michelle made Chuck Norris cry.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Michele Obama rocks. Smart, beautiful, confident and she knows how to dress.
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Submitted by Caroline The Te... on August 3, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Michelle could probably make TyTy cry....
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...with her eyes??? There's no cryin' with your eyes in modeling!!! ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Michelle could probably make TyTy cry....
booooo that shit's boring
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
It's pretty boring but here's a link..
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20216352,00.html
7:11 and still no pics of the holy ones
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Tyra's behavior is like the slutty girl in high school who's convinced herself that the boys respect her intelligence, because that's what they said before bending her over the bleachers near the custodial shack.
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more like oh Hell to the no
Submitted by mike on August 3, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Michelle Obama would eat Tyra alive in real life.
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But bitch would choke to death on that weave. Trust furball ain't no joke...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Michelle Obama would eat Tyra alive in real life.
Although....I just had a chance to think about this without laughing hysterically: why must Tyra so blatantly compare herself to Michelle Obama? I thik it may be to showcase her own superior beauty... Seriously though, why would she want to dress up as Michelle?? 1: just her own crazy way or 2: to say: look how adorable I am, dressing up like the older Michelle Obama ... don't I look like her!? (just prettier and younger)...
Hmmm
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
Ok, I seriously starting to HATE Tyra with the smouldering passion of a volcano about to erupt! Don't let the volcano erupt Tyra...Keep the lava of my hate boiling beneath the surface...AND GO THE FUCK AWAY...you and your fat ass...(she said it first)...
Oh, and there's a blind item about this bitch that she tried to fire a pregnant ho who wanted maternity leave or some shit like that. If that's true...I'm spitting scortching hot hate lava at every dumb Hollywhore I even mildly dislike...then I'm coming for you, TyTy Baby...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh MK, this is your best post in a while now... I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! I love TyTy and it seems you have a soft spot for her too... how can you not love that sort of persistent crazy?! Besides, she's a fierce celeb sag (and other female celeb sags are pitious: Brit-Brit, Tranny Clown, Katie-bot) and you're a gemini! Gems love sags!
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 3, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Is the clock on this site wrong? I swear its 10 til 7pm not 6:32pm
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yeah it's a little off. My computer says 3:52
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Is the clock on this site wrong? I swear its 10 til 7pm not 6:32pm
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What do we have like 11 minutes until we need to hunker down?
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Tyra needs to take a fucking break, and get out my face.
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Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
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Sometimes I wish someone would lock these attention whores in a closet for a couple of months, so the world can forget about them properly.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
She a fcktard! She tries to hard.
19 MINUTES!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
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I love Tyra's hair in that pic! I can't lie
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.