Sienna Miller Is Heartbroken
Yeah, I don't believe it. Sienna Miller is like me. We don't have hearts, we have genitals. Our genitals get sad, but our hearts don't. Unless, we watch a melancholy and touching movie involving talking animals. That's a different story. Anywhore, the Daily Mail reports that "heartbroken" Sienna escaped to the Virgin Islands to be with her daddy (her real daddy) after Balthazar Getty flew to Los Angeles to be with his wife and family.
Balthazar is apparently trying to make his marriage work for the sake of his 4 children. His wife, Rosetta, is also interested and agreed to talk to him over the weekend. Rosetta probably took a long, hard look at the prenup and realized she was better off being married to his skeezy ass. A source said, "He was on the phone to Rosetta on and off for two hours, crying and constantly calling and she finally agreed to let him back in the house. In his mind he has definitely dropped Sienna but he's in a very confused state at the moment. His biggest fear is losing his kids."
He can't drop Sienna. She drops him. That's how it works. Besides, he's probably vaginatized.
He told photographers outside of his home, "I can’t comment. When I’m ready, I’ll issue a statement. It’s because of the children." The children! The children! He obviously wasn't thinking of the children when he had his lips on Sienna's skank nipples.
Sienna has apparently been frantically calling and texting Balthazar. A source said she's also going to fly to Los Angeles to try and win him back. No...No...No.... Sienna, don't do that shit. You've had the dick, you've got the cum stains to prove it and now it's to move the fuck on. Besides, Balthazar may never see his share of the Getty fortune. What is the fucking point? Get yourself some dick that pays in the end. Well, "pays in the end" in more ways than one.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 9:32am.
Submitted by Oooh La La on August 5, 2008 - 8:20am
You're so much nicer than I am. I was gonna go with "no, I'm sure YOU can't" as a response to that, but thought it was too early to unleash my inner bitch...oops. ROFL
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Submitted by Oooh La La on August 5, 2008 - 8:20am.
Anybody with eyesight can see why he would go off the deep end for Sienna Miller. His wife resembles a cast member on the Addams Family. His wife has had 4 kids. My God, can't a guy just get a decent, tight piece of ass any more without all this judgement?
How many pencils have to rattle in the cup before it's too loose for pleasure?
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How very charmingly mysogynistic of you!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Another blog blamed Balthazar's fling on his falling off the wagon (with booze). According to his flak, it was "the booze talking." Part of his effort to restore his marriage is to go back to AA or something.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Anybody with eyesight can see why he would go off the deep end for Sienna Miller. His wife resembles a cast member on the Addams Family. His wife has had 4 kids. My God, can't a guy just get a decent, tight piece of ass any more without all this judgement?
How many pencils have to rattle in the cup before it's too loose for pleasure?
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In my previous life, I was a man whore.
Sienna Miller is a bigger fucking skank than Paris "Wonky McValtrex" Hilton. God.....who hasn't either of these two women fucked?
There's probably on 2 degress of seperation between these two whore skanks.
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So why are we all here again?
What a pair of disgusting skanks.
Getty didn't give a fuck about his kids when he was groping Miller out in public for the world to see, what's changed now. Maybe Rosetta has him by the short and curlies? She's a fool to take him back. Doesn't she know that leopards don't change their spots. Then again, maybe they have some kind of arrangement.
This bitch is not as rich as the press makes him out to be. He has the name but not much else.
Since Balthy just has the Getty name and not that much of the Getty money, you know he wnet back to the wifey cause it's cheaper to keep her.
As far as Sennacot Miller is concerned, men have had more turns with her than a doorknob at Grand Central Station. Her vagina must be loosing its hypnotic power. SHe should go recahrge it at the shrine of St. Angelina
Poor Beautiful Sienna, guess the magic of her wonderful cunt just was Not enought to win his heart, his cock of course but not his heart. Sweet Sienna go wash his cum out of your cunt & move on to the next poor bastard with a hardon sucking your titts.
Ooh la la - Yeah, a good portion of people cheat. Doesn't make it right.
Personally, I have given up on monogamy. The funny thing is, now that I have every guy I neet seems to want it.
Seriously I don't think any of this is remotely true - I've heard its just a big publicity stunt. Its been getting loads of press and Sienna gets to act like the girl thwarted in love rather than the love-em-and-leave-em slut that she is. Look at that photo of her she is completely acting - she's even dressed for the part: virginal white frilly blouse, white bag, big dark shades. Come on people this is a load of RUBBISH! Also the fact that the story has progressed so quickly makes it seem extremely unlikely. News stories usually have a life span of about 10 days before the public lose interest. This one was started and finished in that time - the perfect time span. Don't be mugged off about these things - its total rubbish. And on that note I'm off to Rome - later dudes!
People like Sienna Miller have issues that lead them to go out with men who are unavailable. But no matter what anyone thinks of her it takes two to tango.
To all that think this Getty dude was some kind of virgin that Sienna Miller lured away from his wife and kids...I got a bridge to sell you.
Everyone has a wandering eye. It just takes the right person to make them willing to follow it. Yes, EVERYONE.
If I had to make a bet, I'd clearly say that Sienna wasn't his first indescretion. It takes practice to get to the point where Getty was...cavorting on a beach, on a boat, on the balcony of a hotel.
Everyone needs to tend their own garden because when you don't the weeds move right in. I am an expert on weeds because I have been that weed many times. Everyone is susceptible. No marriage or relationship is immune.
Once you think it can't happen to you...bam, your husband is in between some MILF's legs or you're heaving under the thrusts of a wanna be Brad Pitt.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 6:12am.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 4, 2008 - 6:06am.
That one for clap where they deeply probe the guy's urethra with a Plexiglas wand? (I only heard about it--I swear--but men say you have to fight fainting.)
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well, that woke me more than my coffee!
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Didn't Sienna learn anything from Sean Young!!! You don't do this shit! If Balthazar puts a restraining order on her, she can kiss her career goodbye!!!
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Once a hooker...well, you guys know the rest.
Sluttiena should go to the Bunny Ranch and apply for a full time gig.
Whore! Get the fuck over it, Sienna. Did you really think he was going to leave his wife and kids to be with your skanky ass? Okay, he did, but he got a second chance and he is not going to blow it.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 6:42am.
I guess one bright-line test we can all agree on is don't date Balthazar or Sienna. Yeah, I'm in the "they're all screwed" camp, 'cept for the kids. They'll be screwed later, from the effects of all this. I wasn't there, but I bet the "Getty" part was more than a minor attraction when Rosetta latched onto Balthazar.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
please...sienna already has her sights set on the next married man with children....theres no time for her parts to cool off...
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 8:37am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 6:32am.
I didn't have the sense that Bernstar was attacking you. I just thought he or she was using your comment as a jumping-off point.
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I didn't, either. I just got the impression I was trying to be schooled on something I already know.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
all this because of one afternoon screwing around? I can see the wife being pissed. Sienna is just faux moping and not very convincingly.
Boo fucking hoo, Sienna.
Balt behaved like a skank, but I won't diss Rosetta for being willing to try a reunion, since four kids are involved. Marriages can sometimes rebound from unfaithfulness. But it's damn hard.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
Well . . . I kind of disagree with the people who are saying Rosetta should not take him back. What Getty did was unforgivable. HOWEVER, if Rosetta takes him back it does not mean she has "low self esteem" nor does it make her something less than smart. Perhaps she believes her husband deserves a second chance and she loves him enough to give him that. Rosetta certainly doesn't need his money since he has none!!! J.P. Getty gave almost all of his money to that museum in Los Angeles (literally billions) and his children received a very small amount. Balty is the third(?) generation and there is not much money left. In fact, I believe his father drugged away his inheritance long ago. Rosetta's family is in fact the ones with the money. Plus, she has a successful business in L.A.
So, if she does take him back it won't be for the money nor will it be because of low self-esteem, it will be because she thought long and hard about the situation and decided to give the man she loves a second chance. And she does not deserve to be denigrated by a bunch of strangers on a message board who don't know her.
Thank you.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 6:32am.
I didn't have the sense that Bernstar was attacking you. I just thought he or she was using your comment as a jumping-off point.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 4, 2008 - 8:21am.
With all due respect, NO ONE -- be they Angelina Jolie, Sienna Miller, you, me, and/or anyone we know -- can "steal" a man that does not want to be stolen.
That said, even if the man DOES want to be stolen, it's up to the woman to have enough self-worth to be more than just a jump-off. If he cheats WITH you, he will inevitably cheat ON you.
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You don't say? God, I'm 30 years old and I've been living in a box this whole time. Somebody let me out!
With all due respect, and I'm not sure if your comment's main point is to agree with me or just to show everyone what a know-it-all your coming across as, I never alluded to the fact that anyone here was innocent, and it's obvious to everyone here that the children are the victims.
You basically just gave a long-winded explanation for my made-up quote.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I don't believe for one second he cried about anything except being caught by the whole wide world and it's in print and on the internet for ever and ever now.
Sienna got cock blocked.
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Ima start the slow clap for bernstar69.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 4, 2008 - 9:21am.
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Yes, it does take two to tango. But, it really says something about your characted if you have a habit of actively pursuing men who are already involved. Regardless of whether or not they play along.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 4, 2008 - 6:18am.
It's too early for peen jokes, but I'll be back in touch with you later today.
If you're lucky, that hurricane will break up the heatwave. Scandinavia don't look so bad now, right?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Exactly IG. I think I'll divert some my cancer donation dollars to the "Fight the Mutant STD" association.
Sheeps ♥ - OMFG....just wow.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 8:52am.
"Wahhhh! Daddy, I'm heartbroken cuz the man I stole is going back to the woman he's supposed to be with! Wahhhhhh!" Eat it, you man-stealing slutbag.
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With all due respect, NO ONE -- be they Angelina Jolie, Sienna Miller, you, me, and/or anyone we know -- can "steal" a man that does not want to be stolen.
That said, even if the man DOES want to be stolen, it's up to the woman to have enough self-worth to be more than just a jump-off. If he cheats WITH you, he will inevitably cheat ON you.
And as for the wife...well, she's a FOOL to take him back for ANY reason (money, "love," the kids, whatever). What sort of message is she sending to their kids? If she has sons, she's telling them that it's OK to cheat on a woman, because she'll take you back, so you can feel free to disrespect her; if she has daughters, she's telling them that regardless of how a man disrespects you, you should take him back for a multitude of reasons, none of which have any basis in things such as self-worth, self-respect, and self-reliance.
NO ONE's a prize in this situation. If you ask me, they all deserve each other. Sienna's not a victim, nor is Balty, nor is his low-self-esteem wife Rosetta. The only victims are the children.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 9:12am.
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That had to hurt... I mean, that's got to hurt. *crosses legs, thanks god that I don't have a peen*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
DeeDee, my little kolache!! I didn't think of that. I'm sure there must be critters up in Sienna's cootch that are unknown to modern medicine. Ugh.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 4, 2008 - 6:06am.
That one for clap where they deeply probe the guy's urethra with a Plexiglas wand? (I only heard about it--I swear--but men say you have to fight fainting.)
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Right on, Granny Clampett -- staying together 'for the kids' is never a good idea. Particularly in this case, when the kids can get on the internet in a few years (they're all quite young, aren't they?) and read ALL about how Daddy had a naked beach vacation with one of the sluttiest C-list actresses in Hollywood and Mommy took him back so they could all be a happy family again.
I also think it's a terrible example to set for her daughters. I feel for Rosetta, and it is a wrenching and very sad situation for her to find herself in, but if she doesn't stand up for herself and kick his ass to the curb I'm not going to waste any sympathy on her when he's caught at a club with Paris Hilton or Kate Moss in a couple of months.
IG ♥♥ Are the STD tests even able to detect the mutant strains Sienna must have? I don't think so.
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Hekki,
*raises hand*
What are the two lessons?
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
If Rosetta does take him back, I hope she makes him have every STD test known to man. Twice.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Nah, she won't have him back. She's fucking with Sienna's head and hubby's wallet. Neat. Meanwhile, Rhys "take that you bint sienna".
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He was just having some summer loving with her. Sienna you tasted the jizz now keep it moving. You had a good time with him and he had a great time with you now reality is sinking in, he has to go back home. It's all good. Just another chapter and another cock in your life.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
There are millions of men in this world and she just HAD to go after one who not only was still married but has 4 little kids???? Would it be terribly impossible for her to find a guy who was completely single??? She has Jolie syndrome, snatch up the taken ones to feel like you won something. Yeah, damaged goods.
Rosetta signed up for another tour of duty on the Doormat Campaign.
Balthazaar is psyched because he humiliated two bitches with one stone. Score!
Sienna learned one of the two lessons the other woman learns. The least painful in the long run, IMO.
Rosetta best dip that prick in lye and bleach before it gets near those kids.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
His wife is a fool if she takes him back after publicly humiliating her like that. He won't change in the long run, he'll back to fucking skanks on the side eventually. Look at Sienna's ex Jude Law, his wife finally shit-canned his ass after she realized he was never going to stop chasing poon. And staying together "for the kids" means a miserable and dyfunctional family.
"Wahhhh! Daddy, I'm heartbroken cuz the man I stole is going back to the woman he's supposed to be with! Wahhhhhh!" Eat it, you man-stealing slutbag.
I hope Balthazar's wife gives him hell. I know I would...only I probably wouldn't take him back. However, I WOULD pour hot wax on his balls. That would be awesome if she did that.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"He obviously wasn't thinking of the children when he had his lips on Sienna's skank nipples."
WORD.
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
She has the worst taste in men. She should take a break for awhile and wait to meet someone out of the group she's been with forever.
No, I don't approve of her activities. Just saying he doesn't look much of a prize and she's better off without him and his family problems. I'm sure he never cheated before, right!
Sienna used to be okay until her ex Jude Law cheated on her with the nanny. lol. She seems to have really low self esteem, ironic as her dad is a self help author.
I had the chance to be with a man I really loved but because he still had a wife and kids I sent him home. And yes he did GO! So that says it all, really. Sienna should grow a few morals and say you know what the kids come first so let him go and if he goes home LEAVE HIM THERE! Geesh.
A source said she's also going to fly to Los Angeles to try and win him back
From his children??? Klassy.
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Sienna who?
Why might he may never see his share of the Getty fortune? *shrug*