Scissor Sisters
When I first saw these pictures of Covergirl Zac Efron and Gossip Girl Chace Crawford, I immediately asked, "Who's the top and who's the bottom?" That's a dumb dumb question, because obviously they're both bossy bottoms. They're both probably thinking, "What the hell am I going to do with this bitch?" Well, their ass lips can kiss and they can lick each other's chodes, but that's about it. Or they can just do each other's hair. Yeah, these two don't belong together. It would only end in a cat fight and Zac getting his make-up smeared. That wouldn't be nice.
And is that chest hair I see on Chace?! I didn't even know that was possible. That's probably a weave. A chest merkin.
Here's more of Zac, Chace and something called a Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards last night.
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It's the damned eyes. I'm gaymatized. <--yeah, that was lame, I was reaching but I'm tired and awake.Stress does that. Don't shoot the messenger.
LOL they do look alike, lol. Pretty boys smh. FOD.
This isn't a photoshopped picture of the same person? These divas look more alike than the Trollsen twins. They would be great together...sexy times would be like doing it with a mirror...and Im sure thats what these two ladies get off to!
okay, in a weird sort of way, zac efron looks like a young laura bush...very disturbing.
Theres too much fugliness in these pics, someone please pass me the eye bleach. Yuck.
omg, you missed the best pic of the bunch! there is totally one of will smith grabbing zac's ass behind vanessa hudgens' back... find it immediately and "make it work"
I don't understand the appeal. These dudes probably spend more time on their hair and makeup than I do. That doesn't make me hot, it makes me sad.
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Maybe if I was a 13 year old girl id like these two
but they do nothing for me. im not into that whole twink look.
ROFL i had to see these two together sooner or later..
better sooner than later thou =]
ok i still like chace better than that other ass they look like two pretty little twinkies
yum. twinkiess.
but yeah imagine a 3sum with those! eww that shit would be fucked upp vanessa has that bush going on and she probably has more hair than both of those combined [cuz u know they like to wax] haha
Submitted by Bda on August 4, 2008 - 11:54am.
It's like looking in the mirror for those two queens!
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I totally disagree.
They're both thinking...
"I am soooooo much prettier than she is!"
OK, I know this is my 43rd post on this particular thread...
but something has been bothering me for days... weeks... months.
Why is it that Zac has TWO tags:
Zac Efron
and
Princess Zac
... and the ultra-dreamy Chace doesn't have a tag of his own?
There.
I feel much better now.
It's like looking in the mirror for those two queens! You can't get much gayer that that! Move over SaMANtha and Lindsay!
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 9:08am.
Please dont tell me that heterosexual females find these 'guys' to be attractive.
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Pre-teens think he's GORGEOUS!
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Pre-teens are wet behind the ears and have no idea what they're doing.
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And yet, it's their buying habits that control the entertainment industry. How fucked is that?!?
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...Which is probably one large reason why mainstream media sucks so much ass. Damn felutin' kids! *shakes fist with one hand while holding self up with wooden cane with the other*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
The suspense is killing me...
who was named "Best Actress" ...
Chace or Zac?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 11:18am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 9:08am.
Please dont tell me that heterosexual females find these 'guys' to be attractive.
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Pre-teens think he's GORGEOUS!
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Pre-teens are wet behind the ears and have no idea what they're doing.
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And yet, it's their buying habits that control the entertainment industry. How fucked is that?!?
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Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 9:08am.
Please dont tell me that heterosexual females find these 'guys' to be attractive.
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Pre-teens think he's GORGEOUS!
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Pre-teens are wet behind the ears and have no idea what they're doing.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Jesus Christ, they're identical
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 9:08am.
Please dont tell me that heterosexual females find these 'guys' to be attractive.
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Pre-teens think he's GORGEOUS!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
After seeing that ultrasound level screaming pic of JC Chasez in the last few days, are we certain that *he* wasn't the bottom in that "alleged" fling?
I STILL can't decide who looks cuter...
Chace with his beard...
or Zac with his.
They look like Bel Ami models...under 10 gallons of jizz and foundation.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 9:08am.
Please dont tell me that heterosexual females find these 'guys' to be attractive. They are so gross, whatever happened to guys looking like, well...guys?
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Amen to that, my fellow slut. I like my man with a deep voice and a physique that does NOT say, "I obviously have a small weenie!"
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Ooooh, I can feel the raging estrogen surging from the screen.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
If Zac is ever abducted, they can use Chace's picture on the milk carton for the "age-progression" photo.
Please dont tell me that heterosexual females find these 'guys' to be attractive. They are so gross, whatever happened to guys looking like, well...guys?
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
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They both look like they'd star on The N's version of "The L Word." LOL, I've been waiting for a photo of these two standing next to each other for a while now.
in the pictures with zac and vanessa it really does look like vanessa is dating samro's more glamorous butch sis. too much.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 4, 2008 - 9:53am.
I bet they give each other facials and use Noxeman to achieve that fresh, "just out of bed" rosy glow.
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I bet the kind of facials they give each other don't involve Noxema. ;)
I am so picturing them kissing and one is sniffing and licking the cock while the other one laying on his back relaxing.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
OMFG! let me be the meat in the hottness sandwich. well I mean lemme add more meat! Damn this is a hot picture! too much hottness! erh. mk don't get me so Horn E in the morning!
I bet they give each other facials and use Noxeman to achieve that fresh, "just out of bed" rosy glow.
My admin is reading over my shoulder folks...
At least for a teen choice awards show, they look age appropriate. Which is unusual these days.
Submitted by kdracofan on August 4, 2008 - 9:40am.
they look like twins
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they look like TWINKS
(not that there is anything wrong with that...)
they look like twins
Seriously, MK, how am I going to get any work done today?
All I'm going to do is argue with myself about who is the prettiest.
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
Oh, and that handshake?
Clearly they were very careful... didn't want to ruin the manicures.
Zac Efron always makes me want to wipe the smirk off his face. He annoys me.
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Very pretty boys. They make a hotter couple than Zac & Vanessa.
Stating the obvious here, but there isn't always a designated top & bottom. A lot of gay guys switch off.
Were these pics taken before or after the slumber party?
Submitted by DeeDee on August 4, 2008 - 9:17am.
I'm doing very well Okie! Since my undeserving eyes gazed upon the Golden Ones, all my ailments have disappeared! All Hail the Brangies!!! hahahaha
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You do have a good point there. I was very tired this morning, and I thought it was the coffee that woke me up w/ a chipper twang, but I DID glance at those said golden ones. It MUST have been them. *thorws out Devil Coffee* *clicks back over to Brangie thread* *stares for the rest of day*
It's like that Trollsen book cover!! Which one is which?
That's creepy! That's "Come play with us Danny" creepy!
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I'm doing very well Okie! Since my undeserving eyes gazed upon the Golden Ones, all my ailments have disappeared! All Hail the Brangies!!! hahahaha
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Ok, it's not just me then.
Thank you angel-i and joe schmoe.
But gottdamn, I would cut a bitch for those eyebrows.
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Nice to know that Chase can help to make Zac look a bit more gay and Zac can help Chase look a bit more straight.
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Is that Ashley on the left and Mary-Kate on the right?
Angel_i.. Eww gross about those contacts you are referring too. I just thought about how they 'helped' each other put those in! yuck!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 4, 2008 - 9:07am.
Is it just me or do they look like they were separated at birth?
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No it's not just you. Although Zac looks like the brother that didn't get quite enough oxygen.
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 4, 2008 - 9:07am.
Is it just me or do they look like they were separated at birth?
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I think it has everything to do with those gay-ass baby blue contacts.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!