Scissor Sisters
When I first saw these pictures of Covergirl Zac Efron and Gossip Girl Chace Crawford, I immediately asked, "Who's the top and who's the bottom?" That's a dumb dumb question, because obviously they're both bossy bottoms. They're both probably thinking, "What the hell am I going to do with this bitch?" Well, their ass lips can kiss and they can lick each other's chodes, but that's about it. Or they can just do each other's hair. Yeah, these two don't belong together. It would only end in a cat fight and Zac getting his make-up smeared. That wouldn't be nice.
And is that chest hair I see on Chace?! I didn't even know that was possible. That's probably a weave. A chest merkin.
Here's more of Zac, Chace and something called a Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards last night.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:05am.
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Hahahahaha. No sadly, not dirty at all. Aussiespeak for "I'm taking the dog"
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
"And is that chest hair I see on Chace?! I didn't even know that was possible. That's probably a weave. A chest merkin."
Don't judge, MK. I read somewhere (because those "somewheres" are always a reliable source) that Orlando Bloom (another lovely fag) had to wear a chest wig for one of his movies because he can't grow hair there! It made me so happy I could have died.
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Hi5.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 4, 2008 - 9:06am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:05am.
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Now wait just a minute there. I bags his little dog.
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Um...is that as dirty as it sounds?
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Is it just me or do they look like they were separated at birth?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@Dot:
Poo you! (not really) No fairsies! I love MK more than anyone. We're soul mates. He's leaving his vodka for me! But seriously, where did he pop on? I can't find it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Manly handshake.
As an aside, I'd like to mention that Joe Shmoe is descended from Irish convicts.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:05am.
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Now wait just a minute there. I bags his little dog.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
Hahahahaha Okie! How are you this morning?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 4, 2008 - 8:45am.
Why would the bottom be bossy?
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Actually, it's not just a gay man thing;)
Bottoms are not always bossy and when they are, they're annoying - unless you're into that kinda thing:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I'm a very tolerant person, but there's just too much gayness in that main pic.
Submitted by . on August 4, 2008 - 5:51am.
What, MK told you he loved you?
Im jealous.
DeeDee.. Did you not know? That is the new eyebrow hair clip style.. With the eyebrow's reaching all the way to his hair line, he can grow them out long, and tie them back around his head, and BAM, Built in pony tail holder.. Ok that was totally lame, but that's all I could come up w/.. *blushes*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on August 4, 2008 - 8:50am.
Angel_i.. I love the new Av. *pees self* Hold me!
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LOL! Y thank u, dahlin'
I'm waiting for some good uploads so I can cholarize the beeches.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
If Zac's hair were blonder, he's look like Ellen DeGeneres. Ans what the hell is going on with Chance's eyebrows?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
no man should be prettier than his girlfriend...how embarrassing!
Submitted by . on August 4, 2008 - 8:51am.
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Hahahaha SHARE why don't you Dot!!! Or we can always toss a coin for him. Heads he's top and tails he's bottom.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
They certainly are pretty.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Hmm, I don't know??? Sometimes fucking yourself can be enjoyable. They can wear each other's clothes, (I mean, they've doubled their wardrobes just by hooking up!~).
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 4, 2008 - 8:48am.
Hahahaha! A *chest merkin*?? Hahahaha. MK marry me. Hey! If ANY straight brawd walks off with MK's stick and pebbles it's gonna be ME. Got that? Rawrrrrrrrrrrrr. lol
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Angel_i.. I love the new Av. *pees self* Hold me!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Hahahaha! A *chest merkin*?? Hahahaha. MK marry me.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
For some reasons, their smiles are really creeping me out....
What is it with the EYES? I'm Gaytonized!
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Why would the bottom be bossy? MK you need to give a seminar on the mysteries of gay man sex.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
Hahaha the comments so far are hilarious.
They're not the same person?
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
wow they both look similar. No idea who they are though. They both look as gay as gay, yep. And sort of, visually self obsessed. They almost look like doll caricatures of men. They could be handsome, but it's gone too far somehow. They just look like a plasicy mess.
PS. That guy (Zac) was butt fugly before his enormous amounts of plastic surgery. I wonder what his meth face will look like.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
LOL! I had to try to explain to my daughter, the other day, why people say that Zac Efron used to have a boyfriend. (It's the nine year old version of "that guy is gay - I don't know who he thinks he's fooling!)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!