I Want To Be The Flower Girl
The News of the World (cue laugh track) claims SamRo and HoHan will become wife and wife at the end of this year in Los Angeles. Okay, this isn't the celebrity gayelle wedding I had in mind, but I'd take it. I'm still praying every day for a Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon union. This will do....for now.
This is where it gets comical. A source said that White Oprah is planning the party herself. She is putting together a lavish party to "welcome Sam into her family." Some lavish party. If White Oprah is planning it, expect no food and no entertainment, but plenty of cameras and booze. Hey, I guess that's all you need.
The source also said HoHan is shopping for the perfect mini-dress to wear during the wedding. Mini-dress? HoHan doesn't even shit without wearing leggings! Her coochie probably starts wailing when it's not covered up by lycra. And a wailing coochie during the wedding ceremony would be a distraction. And of course, SamRo plans to wear a suit and a top hat.
The source went on to blab, "They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends.' But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life— so they want to make their romance public."
Who needs a wedding to announce that you like to bump naked beavers? Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned cover on TIME magazine with the text "Yep, I'm Gay!" Well, it's 2008 now, so the text will have to read "Yep, We're Gayelles!"
Here's our favorite hipster gayelles with Mark Ronson at Lollapalooza in Chicago this past weekend. Oh and I'm assuming Ray-Ban will be the official sunglasses of the HoHan-SamRo wedding. Seriously, that's all these whores wear.
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@two min drink:
That good looking guy in the back left is NEVIO !
A singer from germany.
He was at NY to make the video for his new Song "Sento"- at that moment he was there with german tv and wanted to sing it to Lindsay ;)
If you want to see more of him, have a look right here: http://www.nevio.tv
i must be crazy because samro is totally growing on me too. she reminds me of a wannabe shane from the l word (although shane is definitely MUCH hotter)
i like these two together... i think lindsay found something special in samantha and it's clear that sam has fallen for linds. it probably won't last but for some reason i don't think lindsay is using her for publicity; i think they're a genuine couple
ok yeah. i am crazy huh?
Well. Sam had better watch out because from what my gay friends have told me a woman getting their heart broken by another woman hurts more than getting hurt by a man.
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Not great news... I don't believe this is real, and it is too desperate a measure for publicity. I am never watching a lohan movie again.
They also had exclusive baby pictures of Bigfoot and BatBoy's illegitimate love child in this issue, so I'll take a wait and see approach.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
I love SamRo, I hope they really are together... I think it is great... although they are still too young to bet married, even if they are gayelles.
I want SamRo's tshirt!
Well, since they were at Lollapalooza, hopefully that means more of the overall Hollywood tools (more than just these two, but they pretty well represent what I'm talking about) will stay away from Austin City Limits Fest this year. I had no prob with Drew Barrymore and her Mac dude last year, because they seem like chill folks... but the types that attract photographer annoy the crap out of me, especially in my town.
eww they're both smelling their fingers! gross.
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
I think Lindsay is setting SamRo up for a broken heart. :(
I don't think she is in it for life. I think she's really young, stupid, and it seems exciting and different to her right now. She just needed a break from getting slammed by guys left and right.
Also, I think she's broke, and SamRo is a security blanket for her.
She will be off with a guy in a few yrs., and it will probably be Mark Ronson.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by FrappBloat on August 4, 2008 - 9:37am.
you know I'm almost envious of Lindsay! It seems such an easy option to date a lady. Imagine all the bonuses
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honey that shit is a MYTH!
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
you know I'm almost envious of Lindsay! It seems such an easy option to date a lady. Imagine all the bonuses. Thing is they don't have a penis. Damn.
I already got my invite. They are registered at a few head shops, the Hustler store, and The Corner that they get their coke from.
I already got them the digital scale, leggings with strap on attachment, and an 8 ball.
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
I'll bet Samantha is dynamite in bed, though.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 11:12am.
OffT: You're wearing my favorite avvie, today!
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O thanks:)
I'm gonna start cholarizing as soon as some good pics hit the internetz.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I agree with everyone who said both these girls need a scrub down. They always look like they partied to hard the night before, slept in their make up and now are headed out for the Mickey D's hangover run so they can sit around all afternoon watching E! only to do it again that night.
Hangover or not, there is no excuse for perptually looking like Yesterday's Whore.
The News of The World cites HoHan as star of "Mean Girls" and "Freaky Friday." It just goes to show what a lame actress she is they have to mention movies she did like five years ago. Also that she has to date celebutant DJ's who can foot her bill. She is clearly broke.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
oh, i know. but GODDAMN!!! that skin!!! she looks like she's never seen a damn washcloth in her life.
i don't know why but it just bugs the everlovin' fuck outta me. i shouldn't care. and that makes even more fucking annoying.
stupid bitches. i hate them!!!
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:59am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:03am.
You know the Hohan thinks she's so incredibly hot right now because she's allegedly in a girl-girl relationship. You can just see the smugness melting off her face...
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For reals.
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It's how you know the bitch isn't serious.
OffT: You're wearing my favorite avvie, today!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by meadowgirl on August 4, 2008 - 10:02am.
can we all fucking chip in and buy these bitches some facials [not those kind of facials, you sick bitches!], sunscreen and new hats???? seriously.
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Absolutely not. They've got plenty of their own money. If they're not using if for what we think they need (and whatever it is we think they need they most likely DO need..lol), then that's their loss. It's not hurting me one bit that these two choose to look like mangy alley cats--as long as they don't project their stank onto me! Plus, their style makes for great making fun of times that surely match yet never supercede that of Mary Kate Trollsen's.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
can we all fucking chip in and buy these bitches some facials [not those kind of facials, you sick bitches!], sunscreen and new hats???? seriously.
i want to fucking take a Brillo pad to that bitch Sam Ronson's skin. UGH!!!!!!!
As expected the Great White Wail has taken her daughter's blessed nuptials and plans to twist them into yet more media-whoring stunts for E!
I'm beyond over these psychotic L.I. hillbillies. Wake me up when Miley Bi-rus marries one of the chicks she makes out with in her innumerable Facebook pics. Of course, her pa Kettle will probably be the one taking and charging for the wedding photos as well.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:03am.
You know the Hohan thinks she's so incredibly hot right now because she's allegedly in a girl-girl relationship. You can just see the smugness melting off her face...
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For reals.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Hmm, I am totally down with that dude in the back left. By the look on his face, he's got some good shit.
Incog, I'm with you. Nailed that one but good.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
The minute I saw the foto of the 2 Ronson sibs, I thought of those stick figure insects with big round, bulgy eyes. Those sunglasses seems so uncool.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Lindsay has the worst cocaine nose job ever. She is so fuckin gross. And as for her 'girlfriend' she looks like someone just pulled her out of the sewer, fuckin foul.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael
They should hire Beth Ditto to sing at the reception.
You know the Hohan thinks she's so incredibly hot right now because she's allegedly in a girl-girl relationship. You can just see the smugness melting off her face...not so much unlike seeing the smegma melt off SamRo's face.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Um, Mark and Sam look more like twins than Sam and Charlotte. Secondly, this wedding will NEVER happen. I'm not even *that* convinced they're a couple.
Incognito - you nailed it!!!
I thought i could not care less about these two...turns out, i was wrong....
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
is ronson that much of a re-re?
lindsay is not gay for life. samro just relish in the fact that you have had her for at least this long. lindsay is living life for the moment. she's one of those girls that are gay every time "i kissed a girl" comes on and the when the jager bombs and patron shots are a coming.
samro be prepared to have katy perry on constant repeat at ur dj table in the living room and a bottle of patron forever chilled. thats the only way this union is going to last.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
These namby pamby gayelles are not what those women on the Island of Lesbos had in mind, back in the day.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
Would it be on poor taste if I gave them a gift certificate to Home Depot for a wedding gift?
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 4, 2008 - 9:37am.
LOL @ the bingo board Okie.
It's just a temporary avie, in honour of Jolie's Split and the way it pops out babies like bingo balls.
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LMAO, That is sooo funny!! Like a lil circus trick..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 4, 2008 - 9:27am.
I agree, I feel bad for Ronson. It seems like she really likes her (though it eludes me as to why) and Lindsay is just doing this for publicity. Very sad.
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Yeh I'm getting that feeling too.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
bernstar - that's easy...Home Depot.
Lollapaloser is still going on??
This coming from someone who is going to Rock The Bells next weekend.
I'm an idiot.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 4, 2008 - 8:40am.
@YourMom.. Well I don't see or speak to mommy, but I hear she has 2 very butch friends, and they sleep over constanly, and when those butch friends who date each other, are fighting. One of them always hits on my mom.. Creepy times!
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Creepy soap opera times! The question is....just how receptive is Mom? Probably something you wonder, but don't really wanna know.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I'm just happy to have seen the day when gayelles can experience the endless bliss of marriage. Will Michael have to give the bride away?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
@YourMom.. Well I don't see or speak to mommy, but I hear she has 2 very butch friends, and they sleep over constanly, and when those butch friends who date each other, are fighting. One of them always hits on my mom.. Creepy times!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
since the 45 year old ali lohan isn't getting any takers for her lack of talents, i guess white oprah has to use liloto get some press...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by oklahoma on August 4, 2008 - 8:29am.
@YourMomAtethTaco.. You know what? I think my mom eats the taco! just saying, me and my sis have had this suspicion, and I feel I can tell you about this, I don't know why, but something your name, just brings this talk in me out! lol
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Good morning my dear slut Okie, but...what? lol...what's giving you your suspicions? Late nights out with the girls? Have you noticed undies lying around her place that aren't hers? Other women's #'s with lipstick kisses on them?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LOL @ the bingo board Okie.
It's just a temporary avie, in honour of Jolie's Split and the way it pops out babies like bingo balls.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Island Girl said it; I second it. If I was now with the same guy I was with at 21, I'd shoot myself.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
SandBitch.. I'm only telling you this cause your Ave says the word Bingo. But I call my sister a bingo board, And the bingo numbers are like Dicks. Cause, She's called Bingo many many times over.
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Good morning K!
Lohan is loving all the attention I'm sure. As they say, the only bad publicity is no publicity.