What Does The Troll Know?
This pic is too fucking much. Arthur the Aardvark glasses AND she's saying "prune"? She needs to go in a dark corner and finish feasting on her meal of wet crackers and spider legs. Ho, sit down!
The New York Post reports that Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to talk to the feds about Heath Ledger's death unless they grant her immunity. Someone has been watching Law & Order...
MK's masseuse was one of the first people to find Heath. She immediately called MK. Instead of calling 911, MK sent her bodyguards over to Heath's apartment.
A source said that the feds have already interviewed everyone from Heath's doctors and housekeepers to Michelle Williams. MK is the only one who is refusing to talk to them. The feds want to know where Heath got a hold of OxyContin. All the other drugs found in his system were legally obtained using prescriptions from his doctors. The source said, "Did it come from a dealer, from a friend? If he had a bottle from a friend, was it taken by someone else before police responded? That is what is trying to be determined."
Federal officials might try and get a grand-jury subpoena to get the troll to talk.
You can go to jail for giving someone OxyContin? I mean, that's the only reason MK would ask for immunity, right? She gave Heath OxyContin and she thinks she's too precious for the chokey. She has nothing to be worried about. Celebrities hardly go to jail. Besides, even if she did go to prison, she's small enough to escape through a hole in the wall or squeeze herself through the bars. If that doesn't work, she can get her woodland creature friends to bust her out.
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Submitted by Pernicious on August 4, 2008 - 9:45am.
I know that I am in the minority on this one, but I don't get what people are blaming MK for?
Well When She says she refuses to talk without immunity, She's obviously hiding something!!!!
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Mike, Very true, OxyCoDONE are just Percocet.. Easy to mix up the name.
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I would definitely call it a federal offense to give them away! it's hard enough to get doctors to prescribe good meds
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"With an IQ score of Xanax"
yes, giving controlled substances to someone other than the person they're prescribed to is a felony. . . That would be a pretty name for a girl, wouldn't it? "Felony" "Phelony"
Submitted by blixicles on August 4, 2008 - 11:05pm.
43 minutes of a 6 week jail sentence due to "overcrowding" doesn't count. Bitch needs to go to jail for the glasses alone. I hope this ruins her. If it doesn't, I'd gladly take up the job.
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What sucks is that people who may really need them (drugs) can't get them cause these dope head idiots eat them like candy, get hooked and die. Then it becomes a crisis. I mean I practically have to hold a gun to my docs head for a few Xanax.
i love those glasses. i think she looks good.
also.. men in hollywood never go to jail..
women do.
Whatever nothing is shocking. Junkies stick together, sure its sad Heath passed. Tragic no, he knew what he was doing he had been using and abusing drugs or years. I am so sick of junkies on a pedistool. Fuck what the hell is going on.
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Even though the other doctors were cleared, he shouldn't have been prescribed all the drugs he was.
For most people, you have to be pretty accustomed to taking pain killers to handle OxyContin (not to be confused with oxycodone).
my eyeballs are going to hurt all morning now from that photo of ... which one is it? as if having huge troll eyes with underlids isn't bad enough, she accentuates them with giantic insect glasses? blech
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 4, 2008 - 9:55am.
So the Olson Trolls are prescription meds drug pushers?
Wonder if this will jump start a new line of "Over the Counter" meds by them.
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Oh I hope so.. Juicy.. *stand in line night before they go on sale*
I'd grant her immunity because that is the coolest look to come out of Hollywood. Others should look and learn. The Black Dahlia. Heath Who?
Submitted by oklahoma on August 4, 2008 - 9:55am.
Pernicious,, You do make a good point, by saying the massuese should have called ambulance. hell, seems like SHE knew what was going on, and got scared too, to just call someone else.Very strange! That's like if the massuese called MK, then MK sent the bodyguards, but they called the pizza place to send a pizza, and the oven was broke, so they called Sears to make a delivery at Heaths place, and now the blame is going on Sears or something..
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Dear Mary-Kate,
I hope your ass gets federally subpoenaed. I'd like to see your trolly ass try to use your bullshit elfin dark magic to get out of that.
Loathing you since the Full House days,
Callan
P.S. I hope you don't comply with the feds, and your Lilliputian ass gets thrown in the clinky. I can't wait to see you get traded for a carton of cigarettes.
The lesson in all this kids, DON'T DO DRUGS or SHARE DRUGS WITH HOT ACTOR FRIENDS.
I would love to see this shriveled midget bitch in prison.
So the Olson Trolls are prescription meds drug pushers?
Wonder if this will jump start a new line of "Over the Counter" meds by them.
Pernicious,, You do make a good point, by saying the massuese should have called ambulance. hell, seems like SHE knew what was going on, and got scared too, to just call someone else.Very strange! That's like if the massuese called MK, then MK sent the bodyguards, but they called the pizza place to send a pizza, and the oven was broke, so they called Sears to make a delivery at Heaths place, and now the blame is going on Sears or something.. LOL.. IDK.. !
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Immunity because she "dispensed" a controlled drug that led to a death.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Troll-girl looks like an old pretentious-looking, eccentric bag I saw at a film seminar I attended at Vassar.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oxys are highly addictive and lately docs are only doling them out for extreme cases. She either has a pharmacist friend or she obtained them illegally. Either way, sharing your scripts is illegal. Like someone said before me, if it were any of us, we would be doing time.
She looks like she's on Oxycontin in that photo, actually!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
she asked for immunity and this got leaked to the "press"? this is too stupid to be true ... the investigators leaked it to show how stupid she is? i've been watching too much law & order.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 4, 2008 - 9:50am
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A thing for the ginges eh??? I have a ginge client with the most exquisite skin I've ever seen. I want to paw at her everytime i see her. (But I don't. Would be unseemly)
On topic: Blech! who cares!
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
Kenneth Anger needs to update his Hollywood Babylon series.
Well, I think MK is hiding the truth b/c she introduced her dealer to Heath. She does not want to bust her dealer. At least that's my thought on the matter.
I'd really like to see a cage fight between mk and Michelle Williams.
From what (little) I understand, it's a federal crime to share prescription meds, so apparently The Troll is worried about something she passed Heath. As Cindylou and Aquarius said, the fact she asked for immunity says it all.
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Submitted by Pernicious on August 4, 2008 - 9:45am.
Methinks she want immunity cos she gave it to him, and honestly, I would ask for the same thing.
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That's EXACTLY why she wants immunity. Cathy Smith, anyone?
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Hey Joe! MK needs to get over herself and go back under her bridge.
And neither, I just read it somewhere and it cracked me up. And I happen to have a thing for the ginges.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
If she gets sent to the chokey, they'll have to put her in a special unit for people who starred in awful sitcoms and killed Heath Ledger. Crime! CRIME!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Girl, get over yourself already. I'm so tired of those trolls. And if she wants immunity, she must have done something wrong or know something.
And if it was any of us, we'd be cooling our heels in a cell.
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What the fuck ever. Heath is the one that downed the drug cocktails...no one forced those drugs down his throat.
I would like to see the troll go down for something though...
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All it needs is a little push.
Well asking for immunity says it all, really... but it's interesting that this is all back in the news just after their Oxy-cutting-table books were released.
Submitted by Pernicious on August 4, 2008 - 9:45am.
I know that I am in the minority on this one, but I don't get what people are blaming MK for?
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We didn't say it was her fault - we just said we were going to blame her.
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Oh jeez, what a baby. If she's giving people drugs then shes a fawkin drug dealer. Go directly to jail bish, do not collect $200.
I know that I am in the minority on this one, but I don't get what people are blaming MK for? Yes, she sent her bodyguards, BUT she wasn't there! Yeah she probably knew he had been taking drugs and maybe wanted to protect him, but the masseuse was the one with the responcibility to call 911. Even if MK was the one that gave him shit, HE's still the one who took it. Methinks she want immunity cos she gave it to him, and honestly, I would ask for the same thing. Maybe that makes me a bad person, but I'm already on business class to hell, so whatevs
Submitted by islandgirl on August 4, 2008 - 9:42am.
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Hi IG..I love your siggy. Is it from Newfie fiction or a tv show?
On topic: Take her frapp away. Then she'll squeal like a piglet.
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
MK better click her pointy boots together and dissapper to her magical troll bridge before the Feds get her.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Immunity? Who the hell is she, a mafia informant? Diplomat? Pffft.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I am sorry you skanks... but I am falling for the troll! Her complete disregard of all logic and fashion sense is strangely appealing!
Forgive me for I have sinned......... and will continue to sin.
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IDk,, If he was depressed like it was said he was, It is easy to just take and take more and more of those pills, or even to just keep snorting or whatever.. I fucking constantly down pills to take away inner pain and actual pain. But I only as a simple person have only certain access to so much stuff. He of course had accesss to a shit load of whatever he wanted. Shame Shame Mary Kate!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I agree with letinstar. A normal person would be charged with contempt or interfering with an investigation or something like that.
I always -- ALWAYS -- thought there was somethin' up with this trifling bitch.
This was on the cover of the NY Post this morning (cue laugh track, I know).
Seriously, though, I always found something disturbing about the fact that Mary-Skank called her masseuse before she called the police. She wasn't at the funeral. She's been AWFULLY quiet about what she really knows about that night. And now she wants a guarantee that she'll get immunity before she opens her mouth about what happened.
Yeah, some "friend."
*grr*
RIP Heath...
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Why is she so pertinent?
Why did she have OxyContin in the first place?
Why do i appear to care?
ACK!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ocycontin.. Oh silly Rabbit! My husb accused me of being addicted to those this weekend.. Poor poor sad man, has no clue what I do, That is the farthest from truth. Muahahahaha, Muah Muahahahaa *laughs hysterically*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
mere mortals such as myself would be held in contempt of court for asking such things...troll justice is superior than regular justice...
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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?