So Long, Playgirl Magazine
Playgirl, the magazine exclusively for homos, is shutting down and going all-web. Media Bistro (via Gawker) reports the January/February 2009 issue will be their last. After that, you can get it all on their website.
Where will I get glossy pictures of Photoshopped peen?! When I was 12 or 13, I stole at least 6 issues of Playgirl. My friend's mom worked at this one liquor store where they sold it and she was usually too wasted to notice me stealing it under a Cosmo mag. It was like Christmas looking at all the sausage. I think I got a few paper cuts on my tongue from it.
Oh well, at least we'll always have this terrifying cover of Kato Kaelin. Win a date with Kato? Did a suicide kit come with the prize?
Below are some other hot vintage covers of Playgirl. Lorenzo Lamas forever!!!
Duuude! I totally stole that issue with Antonio Sabato when I was a freshman in high school. It was great company until I found other boys in high school that also like to play with other boys.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 5, 2008 - 12:46am.
LOL ok good. I'm not alone....I feel the exact same way
Aunt Bea, you're not alone.
I'd actually never look at a Playgirl to get off, because the male body...eh...well, the flacid penis looks dreadful. I don't know if these men in here have erections, but I don't like looking at naked men otherwise.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Am I strange for never having opened a Playgirl?
I only know Playgirl even exists because of Peter Steele's schlong. I heard it's pretty big.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Why is Kato Kalin even still HERE???
He has made a career out of spending the night at someone else's house, for fuck sake. It just happened to be the night OJ killed his wife and Ron Goldman, but come on, Just who and what is he anyway??
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i used to get playgirl in the mail for my gay guy roommate...the best issue is the one with peter steele from type o negative...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
OMG is there still Ponderosa??? LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
angel, that was awesome. I'll have to take her out to (not PONDEROSA!!!) lunch if I'm ever in Moncton again.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
PS. Mr. Pres - did you LOVE your gift from joe_shmoe or what?!?
I wonder how Erica Jong felt about sharing a cover with Kato Kaelin. and also, Um...mebbe if they found some GENUINE beefcake for the covers, it wouldn't have to go online.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
A couple of centuries from now, when a future Edward Gibbon is penning his 'Decline and Fall of the USA", that Kato Playgirl edition will be listed in the bibliography.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
is he drivin a white bronco around naked?
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Maybe it's just me, but I gave into curiousity and clicked the link to the site. Ain't doin' a THING for me...that's totally for gay men.*
*Disclaimer: No offense intended in the above statement...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
I see several beat me to it, but I was going to ask why Peter Steele's issue wasn't included. It's hotter than all the others shown!
Kato looks like an aging Oompah-Loompah.
Gaaaaaah
I had to LOL @ MK reading a magazine 'for women', do you read Cosmo too MK? Oops you do lol.
R.I.P Playgirl magazine, hopefully it will do better online...
Ew Ew EW, you just made me lose my lunch. Warn me when Kato is going to be 1/2 undressed on a page next time!!!
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People Suck!
I have never purchased a copy of Playgirl, but I do know of a guy who purchased a copy of the magazine because he was a fan of the centerfold.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I finally checked out their website.
Shocking to see hard dix!
Even more shocking to see the term Jerk Off.
I think I prefer the relative innocence of the soft peens.
Everyone last one of them looks NASTY; people actually PAY to see that mess?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Brian Austin Green looks like a dork on that cover.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Every once in a while I just have say THANK YOU MK for making me laugh. I'm not talking about just snickering, but all out LOL. You are one phunny phag.
They obviously were targeting the wrong market after all these years.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
zzzzzzz.....
Submitted by dustbunny on August 4, 2008 - 2:41pm.
The one and only Playgirl I ever owned was with Peter Steele. MMMMMMMMMM. perfect name for the photo spread. I even showed my poor grandmother.
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Imagine my devastation that I've never had the chance to lay my eyes on this cultural gem of a publication.
Let's not forget The Hottest Men of Rock issue! featured Peter Steele of Type O Negative. He reused to show the Peen unless it was hard. He was the first Hard Peen ever in Playgirl.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Yes, we do have Playgirl to thank for publishing the pap pix of Brad Pitt Nude.
His lawyers got the issue pulled off the shelves, but it was too late.
HaHa!!!
Submitted by misstia on August 4, 2008 - 2:19pm
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Anything worth discussing, seeing as I missed that particular issue?
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Come to me. I want to plough you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas time.
don't forget their issue with brad pitt's peen in it! i got a copy of that as an 'investment'....might be a good time to sell it!
Ya know what..I wanna know why thids douch face Kato ever got "famous"?
Cause he lived with a fucking murderer?
scary.
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
I never saw a single issue of Playgirl in stores. :( If I did, I'd buy every issue.
so...ummm what kind pose is Kato doing in 1996. or what is the name of that pose in 1996?!! rofl for the "Lorenzo Lamas forever!!!" hahaha genius
Dr. Funk - We won't rat on ya! I promise. Issue # and date, please? Gotta see you. Better yet, post a link. Makes it easier on all of us. =)**Waiting and tapping fingers**
Never a fan of this magazine.
I guess their ass tax was to much to handle.
I wonder who won the date with Kato though.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 1:41pm.
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Dude.You are fucking KILLING ME over here!!!!!!
lmfao
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 4, 2008 - 1:39pm.
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chicken.
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Myself and my girls used to steal Playgirl from 7-11 before they moved it behind the counter. I think that shit scared me for life, penis' being posed in certain ways is just odd to me. And all the men bore resemblance to Fabio in some weird porno romance novel type way (this was late 80's/early 90's, yes I know I started young thats how white trash does). Unfortunately when I started experimenting with boys all my Playgirl dreams were shattered when I discovered most guys dont have big dicks.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael
bleh
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
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I'd love to tell you which issue...but I'm a LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN these days.Can't help 'ya.
I remember my mom & all her recently divorced first generation of single mom crew buying the mag.(the 70's) They would pass the mag around while sipping wine & contemplating the finer points of JIM BROWNS' uh..."philosphy on relationships".Of course I would walk in on this & be shown out to back yard PRONTO!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 4, 2008 - 1:29pm.
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What copy/year etc..?
I wanna see who loves MK as much as I do.
Kidding.I'm just a perv.
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Ohhh the wise guys start sniping from the bushes.;->
No...I did'nt show "no no hole".(MK's description)
Just package & the sickest set of abs ever.The abs have since gone on (permanent?) hiatus.Like I said gotta fall back into 2 a days.
"Win a date with Kato!"
"YUPPIES: NUDE SECTION"
Shaquille O'Neal and David Schwimmer under sexiest men
Oh man, I can't stop laughing.
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"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by Triscuit on August 4, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 4, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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NO, dude! I would have remembered that! That is awesome! =) Bet she is an absolute beauty; one in a million, that little Carly! =) XOXO
Submitted by carefreea on August 4, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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I have no idea what it means...maybe I am 1/2 gay? Never been with a chick, though. I like men. I just find the ladies to be...shall we say....erogenous? I don't know...I am strange. I have an extra rib and an extra vertebra...a tail, if you will. Guess the 1/2 gay falls in there somewhere. LOL! =)
Some boys collected baseball cards...
some collected PLAYGIRL...
some saved both.
I wonder where my baseball cards are?
Dr. Funk...you miss lookin' like Kato Kaelen?
lol
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 4, 2008 - 1:21pm.
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Didja spread you butt cheeks?
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
It's apparent that the demise of PLAYGIRL was the November 1996 issue... with Brian Austin Green on the cover.
The banner in the lower right corner...
PLAYGIRL on the INTERNET
We got it up for you!
These comments are exactly why I come to this site(and for The Hottest Slut Alive of course)because I feel like you all really know me...cue the sappy music....LoL
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"