My Dreamboat Almost Sank!
We almost lost of one of the greatest crackheads of our time! Dreamboat Doherty played the Live at Loch Lomond festival in Scotland this past Saturday. After his performance, Dreamy and a few friends took a row boat out to get to a VIP area. The Sun reports that when they were about 30 meters from safety, their boat sprang a leak and they all almost died! Luckily, they were pulled to safety.
Dreamy's manager, who was also in the boat, said, “We lost an oar and sprang a leak. It was freezing and we had a laugh, but it would not have been funny if someone died.” It probably would have been funny to those crackheads if someone died, because crackies find everything hilarious.
Hey, at least Dreamy got a bath. Unfortunately, that's bad news for the lake creatures who were probably smothered by Dreamy's stank. They are also going to have to close down that lake and declare it a toxic waste zone.
Is he interested in dating a Chinese woman? I saw him on a Chinese women dating site. Why Chinese women are so hot toady?
http://cnmoonladies.bravehost.com/index.htm
It's so sweet that Dreamy has "Astile" tattooed onto his neck, so one day, after he dies from an overdose, his son can look at all these tabloid pics and see that his sore-covered daddy knew he existed.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Too bad herion makes you break out in sores...
It would be awesome if it made you supermodel beayutiful instead...poor dreamboat
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
Tell me if you agree...
Nessie must be puking her guts up. Loch Lomand was her favorite vacation spot to hide out from Nessie hunters.
************************************************
I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
************************************************
True story, my sister's mom's cousin's boyfriend whose aunt's brother in-law was friends with one of guys whose nephew is a roadie for the band. Anyway, the Loch Lomond Monster was seen leaving the lake after 4000 years and roaming the town due to the obvious skanky crack stench coming off Dreamboat. He's texting me the pics right now.
___________________________________________________________________
"We will be a family, if it kills us." - Theodore Bagwell
Call me cynical, but what VIP area requires rowing? It sounds much more like a stoned prank.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
WILL SOMEONE GI VE THIS FEEN HIS OWN SHOW PLEASE
THE DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CRACK FEEN
IT WOULD BE THE BEST SHOW EVER
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 4, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Can you imagne what his bath tub might look like? ew
...actually I imagine his tub is the cleanest thing in his house. Pristine condition. Never been used!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I wonder what his micowave looks like? or his blender?...if he has one. Can you imagne what his bath tub might look like? ew
It's referred to as a Loch, not lake MK!!
Oh and Nessie aint the only loch monster in Scotland.
Hes very cute!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 4, 2008 - 3:46pm.
You know this is the one subject I will not play with you about. You do not speak to me about that shit. You do not even dare to try to use my personal situation in your sick and pathetic little campaign for salvation. This is not the place for that shit, and if ever there was a subject you do not touch, this is it. Fair warning.
--------------------------------------------
Warning Noted.
I used to feel so bad about that under the skin thing...I felt like a monster and I never wanted to feel that way again, nor make anyone else feel bad or mad because of my actions because I knew how deeply you must hurt. Yet still, ive notice how you seem to have a need to gleefully debase celebs on this site in order to gain a sense of selfworth about yourself....and it is that kind of behavior that im talking about with you. I hurt really really bad everyday, and im not pretending and its not a game and yet its treated as such. Truth is you dont know how deeply im hurting or what im hurting about..just like I wasnt sure with you and yet I still respect you in that respect becuase theres a possiblity it might be true and thats all I need to change my behavior. For someone to say the things and talk about me like you do, knowing what you know..then turn around and write some spill about being nice.....what do you think that looks like?
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
At the club, I shake my ass
At the party, I shake my ass
At the function, I shake my ass
I shake my ass, I shake my ass
Who fucking almost dies 30 metres from the shore? I know they're all probably crackies, but damn it, you kick three times under water and you're there... Idiots.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on August 4, 2008 - 4:25pm
Thank you, Jill, I can breathe a sigh of relief. Nessie has a special place in my heart.
Let me know when the reports of people getting stoned off the fish start to trickle in, ROFL
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Nessie hails from Loch Ness, Loch Lommond is the one with the pretty sparkly rocks on the shore.
Both are cold.
But Nessie is safe.
lol his manager made this story up just as a joke to see whether the media would believe it & print it. I think the full version of the tale involved swimming safely to shore and getting bogweed in their hair.
Hahahahaha IG!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
What they neglected to mention was that they were in a foot of water at the time.
**************************************
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
he was never in any trouble
ass zits float
Pfffft.
You KNOW they just used their coke bags as flotation devices, and their crack pipes as heaters.
Near death my azz.
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
i think i see a fish hook in his neck.
Submitted by moonmaid on August 4, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 4, 2008 - 7:47pm.
-------------------------------------------------
It's the perfect trifecta of fuckery, isn't it?
**************************************
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
HAHAHA. one of my favorite tricks when transporting ....powdered sugar...was to keep a small ice chest on the seat next to me so in the event of some problem I could ditch the powdered sugar into the water.
That being said, those bitches would have melted like the wicked witch if water swallowed them up...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...whatever.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 4, 2008 - 7:47pm.
MK, I love you like I love myself, but really now. Must we suffer the indignity of the Triple Crown of uselessness with three subsequent posts about Dreamy, Shauna, and PP? Even your mordant wit can't cover up this crime.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I agree! What a trio! Maybe Dreamboat and Shauna could start dating? After all, they obviously have a shared love of pharmaceuticals...
Pete killed Nessie! YOU BASTARD!!
Is there no end to the atrocities this man commits upon animals? The crack under his nails alone probably got Nessie stoned, add the rocks in his nose, poor thing od'd.
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*hides screwdriver with shavings on it and brand new bar of soap*
curses, foiled again...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I hope PETA hears about this. Maybe they'll throw rehab business cards at him or something.
♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫
When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
I will throw a party when this cockroach finally croaks....not as big as a "Paris Died!" Party, but still....a good sized shindig...
**************************************************
I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
kids, look at this picture long and hard, this is what drugs does to you!!
seriously, i remember when pete was so clean. literally. geesh he looks bad. he seems to neglect everything, from his hair to his teeth to sleep. wow. what a shame.
dammit!
i prayed to the ocean for like an hour
and this is what i get?
bitch better get this nasty next time!
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
He better have not polluted the enviroment around there, it's gorgeous and doesn't deserve his noxious fumes.
Can you imagine how nasty his bref is??? FO!!!
I would not miss him and MK needs an intervention: Chicken Cutlets, Empress of Lucite, and Rojo Caliente!!!
More like the Loch Ness Monster. This picture is enough to make me skip edibles for the day. I'm sticking with the drinkables.
***THAT'S RIGHT***
Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
MK, I love you like I love myself, but really now. Must we suffer the indignity of the Triple Crown of uselessness with three subsequent posts about Dreamy, Shauna, and PP? Even your mordant wit can't cover up this crime.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I love Scotland. I spend two weeks on Isle of Skye this past April and wish I was there right now.
that's all I got to say about that article
except, I hope Dreamy didn't pollute it too much.
It's one of the last best places on Earth :(
damn, most of the time a suit on a man really looks good....
wha the fuck were they doing in the boat to lose an oar and break it? you already know there was some stupid shenanigans going on
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hot damn, ho, here we go again.