Dear Oprah, Can I Have Some Money?
You already know this, but I'll tell you anyway. Oprah richer than all of us combined times a hundred. Shit, times a hundred thousand. TVGuide has put out their annual list of the riches whores in television and it's no surprise that Oprah came out on top.
She reportedly makes $385 million a year in TV shit ALONE. No wonder Gayle King has stuck around so long. I'd lick Oprah's vag sweat too if she gave me even 1% of her fortune.
What the hell do you do with all that money? I mean, I feel like we should all get together and sue her for some stupid reason. We can sue her for being too rich. Her wealth has caused us to feel bad about ourselves and we can't work because of it. She'll probably settle right away. Then we can take our settlement, buy an island, build a lucite mansion with a chicken cutlet garden, hire a dozen cholitas to entertain us and live the rest of our lives in heavenly bliss. Make it happen.
Other dumb skanks on the list include:
Simon Cowell - $50 million a year
David Letterman - $35 million a year
Charlie Sheen - $825k per episode for "Two and a Half Men"
William Peterson - $600k per episode for "CSI"
Mariska Hargitay - $400k per episode for "Law & Order: SVU"
The Simpsons cast - $400k per episode
Kyra Sedgwick - $275k per episode for "The Closer"
Screw all of those whores! They may have a ton of money, but they don't have what we have. Oh, who am I fooling? Money is everything.
VIA UsWeekly
I can't stand O'kra Winfrey. She can stop the Steadman charade anytime now. We all know who wears the happy strappy in her house. Did she fire Andre her hairdresser? If not, she needs to. Her head is a hot ass mess. She is giving Beyonce a run for her money in the fugged up weave department. And when is O'kra gonna go ahead and get her stomach stapled and lie about it like Star Jones. She has way too much money to have an ass that wide and weave that bad.
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Submitted by luckycharms on August 4, 2008 - 11:33pm.
The blouse Oprah is wearing in this picture probably costs more than my monthly salary.
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No shit. Kind of like the 3 carat a piece, flawless diamond studs the thugs are wearsing in each ear probably together cost about two years of my income. Remember, the higher carat content per stone, the more magnified the value.
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Not too long ago, she used to wear a pair of diamond earrings everyday even when she was working out (don't remember the weight in carats) and they cost around $500,000. I read about that in a magazine.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I want to live in MKs utopia.
BRING ON THE CLASS ACTION!!!
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Who knew you could make that much money teaching boring mid-western fatsos about "rainbow parties" and Toni Morrison books.
Does she put any of her vast multi billion dollar wealth to good use charitably within America at all?
It's good shes taken an interest in using a minute amount of her mountainous fortune to do something good in Africa , but unless I'm mistaken those charitable initiatives she's involved with in Africa are institutionally misandrist and exclusionary.
Nothing wrong with her empowering people of a particular gender – maybe she's redressing a balance in Africa by creating further disparity and a precedence of ultimately some would argue worthless “charities” that serve merely to bolster her negative agenda.
It's shameful though - so many people of every color , age and gender are going without food or basic health care and as a result of that dieing premature deaths in America TODAY whilst opera plays misandrist philanthropist in Africa.
Doesn't charity begin at home and isn't a core merit of a charity helping the less fortunate irrespective of gender?
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I have nothing against her but i just think she garners a lot of instant karma and in actuality does relatively very little as a credible respected public personality with billions of $ at her disposal to create a better more inclusive America.
She appears to be just another flagitious member of the indifferent rich elite when you peel away the pr and hype sadly.
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Submitted by Uptown James on August 5, 2008 - 12:03am.
That blouse and fan look ridiculous on Oprah because she is not wearing her mantilla. And really---is it necessary to pull your skirt up to your tits?
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It is if you wanna hide the fact that you haven't been sticking to your "vegan diet."
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I hate Oprah she is offensively lame. She donates nothing to charity except the charity of Oprah, sure she opened that school in Africa. Prob cuz it costs like $200 to build something beautiful and amazing over there. She acts as if she is a proud strong black woman but yet the only people to watch her should are suburban housewives to manage to be home at 4 in the afternoon. White ladies. No one with her amount of money should do as little for others as she does. She just sits back and stuffs her face as she counts her stacks. Thats the American Dream what else do you really expect from an American 'icon'.
It's times like these when Daryl Hannah really rocks. Maybe when Oprah's done pigging out on fois gras and creme brulee, she can live in a tee pee, too. THEN she can talk about how fucking charitable she is.
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SHURT URP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FETISH FOR AZNS!
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Yeah, agree. Money is everything. If I have money, I would travel to China and bring back my Chinese wife!
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Sure money isn't everything, but I'd rather be stoned all day then have to deal with my own damn life. WORD, mK!
Your face!
if this is a recent picture of her...
then she must've totally bailed out on that 21 day
all vegan diet =[
shameful!
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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 4, 2008 - 11:34pm.
vanyvrgs on August 4, 2008 - 11:21pm
See now, I thought there was a cap in sports.
I have a baseball cap, maybe that's what they meant.
LOL. Yep you are right.. there is a cap. I do not know what I was thinking. It is however, team based and not individually based (I think), and it does not include other bonuses. How about Favre who retired and they offered him 20 mil not to play just cause they can and that is not part of their cap. ________________
Anyway, I digress. Yes these stars make an incredible amount of money for not that much work. Mostly if you look at the list, none of those bitches really contribute some of this money to society -- and am not talking Oprah pawning her products, books and friends on TV, or giving away products to her audience (which are sponsored by her show so she has a windfall). Even her school in SA is a joke, you want to help the people that live in the slums? Give some money to their already existing schools, buy books for the children (In public schools there kids have to buy the books and uniform and some people are so poor that they cannot afford to send the children) and educate the adults to understand that sending the females to the school would make a difference and women sole existance is not to procreate.
Oh and I do believe they all have some charity or the other, but kid yourself not, they use it as a deduction to their taxes.
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EWWW!
I wonder how much that guy that plays the perverted uncle on that molestation commercial got paid.
That guy is creepier than Burger King.
*shudders*
Has anyone seen this??????
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Good Gawd, I think I've gone comatose. MK, you have to stop putting these 2 second images in my head.
Oprah, lick, and vaginal sweat should NEVER be used in the same anything.
UGH
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yes, I am jealous, but the amount of money these people make is disgusting.
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vanyvrgs on August 4, 2008 - 11:21pm
See now, I thought there was a cap in sports.
I have a baseball cap, maybe that's what they meant.
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The blouse Oprah is wearing in this picture probably costs more than my monthly salary.
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No shit. Kind of like the 3 carat a piece, flawless diamond studs the thugs are wearsing in each ear probably together cost about two years of my income. Remember, the higher carat content per stone, the more magnified the value.
That blouse and fan look ridiculous on Oprah because she is not wearing her mantilla. And really---is it necessary to pull your skirt up to your tits?
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The blouse Oprah is wearing in this picture probably costs more than my monthly salary.
@ BB
While we are at it, we should put a cap on sports -- these days they offer people millions not to play. LOL
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I hate that show "The Closer", annoying!
I love SVU and Mariska, gwad i cried because her dad was crying when she won her Emmy but these people make too much money.
A salary cap would be nice to see.
It'll never happen but I can dream...
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Submitted by Snarkley on August 4, 2008 - 6:55pm.
*ahem*
Okies Snarkley, here's a popsicle, chill the fux out, kthxbai! XD
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
and i'll say it again...
Oprah: the other false religion
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Um, MK, Didn't you find out that the scientology bitch that does the voice of Bart Simpson gets like A Milli an episode? I'm in the wrong business!
Bitches is dumb!
LOL! I just had a funny imagining - I mean, people know D-Listed. It must be damn funny for Oprah to read such a thing as the heading here and, maybe, think: MK is funny - he tears the celebs to shreds, it's different, it would look good on me (having never really read an Oprah post) and then she reads the rest and says HELL no! and then - looks herself up to find the other threads....I mean, Dayum! I would like to be a fly on the wall for that.
Maybe then she'll do something MK can sue her for;P
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how is oprah generating that kind of bank?
charlie sheen makes 825K, but how much goes to hookers in cheerleader outfits...
i need a job on a cartoon show so i can make 400K...
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Mariska is one hot babe. Great actress, too.
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Charlie Sheen makes $825K to play HIMSELF for 30 minutes a week! He's so lazy they didn't even bother to change his character's name on the show.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on August 4, 2008 - 8:51pm.
I agree and Mariska deserves every penny.
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Oh, wait, as long as all of US, conserve, sacrifice, and do what WE'RE told, everything will be OK, right? Am I the only one who sees the fucking blatant hypocrisy here?
Oprah sucks the hairy banana. There I said it.
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Mariska Hargitay - $400k per episode for "Law & Order: SVU"
Way to go Olivia...SVU is the best Law and Order.
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She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
I hate Oprah.
Pretentious, overbearing, opporutnistic sea hag.
She's the bride of Satan and has hooves for feet.
I don't give a fuck if she's black, purple, orange or fucking green. That ain't got shit to do with it! It's a fucking travesty that she makes that kind of money when there are people starving in this country. FUCK you , Oprah!
It's not the fact that Opie is richer than God that makes me hate her. It's that GD sanctimonious know-it-all smugness that someone needs to smack off her face. She can always buy another if permanent damage is done.
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Envy. The deadly sin I am PROUD to commit.
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Oh, OK, YOU and I need to fucking conserve, go green , whatever the FUCK! But let's pay this fat bitch a gazillion fucking dollars to sit on her fucking fat ass and tell her stupid opinion! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE WITH THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
Yum...Oprah's vjj smells like vegmite!
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Tell me if you agree...
Here's the way I see it. When the pundits come to me and tell me that there are people that are starving, losing their homes and jobs, I would like to give them a GIANT COPY of this article and tell them to have someone explain this to them. I sure as hell can't.
Submitted by jussayin on August 4, 2008 - 7:54pm
At least some of them do multiple voices. Hank Azaria, Julie Karver (sp?) those bitches are multitalented. I am still upset that Nancy Cartwright (scientologist) got herself millions for the movie and gets paid all that much for Bart, who has less screen time that Homer or Marge and the rest.
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Orca makes $385+ mil a year but educates only a tiny handful of kids, and that at her School for Molestation.
Great.
Wearing doilies does not camouflage the chunk, Oprah.
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The Simpsons cast - $400k per episode
cartoons get paid more than me. wtf?
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I'd like to sue Oprah, but more for the shitheads she has subjected us to on our Television sets. Between Dr. Phil, Rachel Ray, Gayle King (although thank fuck she got cancelled) and the cast of pseudo "experts" she parades out in front of us on a daily basis, she should be brought up on charges disturbing MY peace.
It amazes me that with the absolutely shitty taste she shows in everything, she was still able to make the decisions that got her this far.Good God...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 4, 2008 - 7:39pm.
I think Oprah ought to throw the world a curve ball and have something wildly inappropriate on the cover of her monthly magazine, perhaps a dildo made of legos with a wig and lips drawn on it -- just to shake things up a little.
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dreamhypnotique on August 4, 2008 - 7:39pm
hahahahhaha....
She has one of those, only made out of the souls of her followers or Tommy Girl gave her one of his.
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I think Oprah ought to throw the world a curve ball and have something wildly inappropriate on the cover of her monthly magazine, perhaps a dildo made of legos with a wig and lips drawn on it -- just to shake things up a little.
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Submitted by justjane on August 4, 2008 - 7:36pm.
I'm on it! I've got PP's litigation management team on the other line...if they're noble and professional enough for PP, well then...
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Ok - so what are we suing her for? Emotional Distress?
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