Monday, August 4th 2008
That Can't Be Healthy
Vadge, please take a hard look at these pictures. If you don't stop, this is what your arms could look like. Actually, her arms sort of do look like that.
Seriously, what in roid hell is going on with Sly Stallone's arms and legs? Just looking at these pictures makes my own veins all tingly. If you touched one of his veins, it would touch you back.
Imagine what his veiny dick looks like. Ribbed for your pleasure. A bitch could lose a tooth or three from sucking on his roid stick. His pulsating veins would knock em right out. You'd have to wear a fucking mouth guard.
Here's more of the always sexy Sly with his family in Ibizia. And just for the record, I'd hit it.
Splashnewsonline.com
I don't care - I'd hit it any way, any time !
And he's not stupid - he wrote the first Rocky himself and got it made on a tiny budget. It went on to receive the best picture award. I like someone who makes his own success.
We have cats named Rocky and Adrian (I know, I know !)
Submitted by kkma6313 on August 5, 2008 - 10:59am.
*Thinks out loud*
.....Hmm, I wonder if Madonna is using human growth hormone too???????? It IS supposed to slow down ageing..........
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Ha! Probably not, since she's starting to resemble the Crypt Keeper.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I can't get this caption for the main pic above out of my head:
"Huh? Where you takin' me, Adrian? The Grim Reaper wants to see me? But I din' hear no bell!"
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
CREEPY. I'd still hit it. Kinda hot for an old pepaw.
*Thinks out loud*
.....Hmm, I wonder if Madonna is using human growth hormone too???????? It IS supposed to slow down ageing..........
EvilShoe,, Thank you for the info. You're not such an evil shoe after all. That is really neat and kind of you do donate your time to do that stuff. Now Tap for me shoe, TAP! lol
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Evil Shoe, I have donated platelets a few times....it is torture....
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Hi oklahoma!
Sorry this shit is so long!
What are Platelets?
Platelets are blood cells that help control bleeding. When a blood vessel is damaged, platelets collect at the site of the injury and temporarily repair the tear. Platelets then activate substances in plasma which form a clot and allow the wound to heal.
What is Apheresis?
Apheresis (ay-fur-ee-sis) is a special kind of blood donation that allows a donor to give specific blood components, such as platelets. During the apheresis procedure, all but the needed blood component are returned to the donor.
Who Needs Platelets?
Many lifesaving medical treatments require platelet transfusions. Cancer patients, those receiving organ or marrow transplants, victims of traumatic injuries, and patients undergoing open heart surgery require platelet transfusions to survive.
Because platelets can be stored for only five days, the need for platelet donations is vast and continuous.
Platelet transfusions are needed each year by thousands of patients like these:
* Heart surgery patient
6 units
* Burn patient
20 units
* Organ transplant patient
30 units
* Marrow transplant patient
120 units
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Dick happens! - MK
I know that Rambo was never really blessed with an IQ (or at least one that exceeds that of a geranium) but I'm telling you those years of main lining HGH is beginning to take it's toll. He is starting to look like a dottering old man. I would fuck his wife however!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Seriously.
you missed the pics of him a little later, horribly sun burnt!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1041209/Sunburned-Sly-Stall...
Wife looks hot for 40 and 3 kids. AND she represents Woodland Hills, CA, and its public-school system. But I'm sure being married to him is no picnic. On the other hand, she gets to vacay in Ibiza on a whim.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
EvilShoe.. What are platelets? is that like blood? do tell! *pulls up chair*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Eww just image what his peen must look like...
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Oh.my.god! I am suppose to donate platelets today and I am a damn chicken about it, they have to talk me down every time but I still do it.
That vein photo is NOT helping me, the needle phobia girl!!
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Dick happens! - MK
MK would be the only one hitting anything, for I seriously doubt his rid-filled peen is functioning these days.
Vadge, this is your future.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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His arms look like a road map of Albania, for chrissakes. But I buy his wife's skin care line so who's complaining?
Long term use of human growth hormone leaves you all vascular and looking like a Thomas Guide.
when i saw this, i was like.. MK didn't title this "would you hit it"? and then the relieve came when i read that sweet final sentence "And just for the record, I'd hit it."
'roids much?
"Not all of us are classified by the Navy as a friendly port" - Dorothy Zbornak
He's a heroin addict's dream. Did he ever shoot up steriods or what?
Your face!
It seems Sly is interested in Chinese girls. I saw his profile on a Chinese women dating site http://www.chinaspouses.com
that's steroids man
funniest thing i have ever had the pleasure of reading...lol!!!
His veins look stiffer than some dicks. Sorry!
Submitted by Madam Pince on August 4, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Jen Flavin must close her eyes and think about her bank account whenever she hits it.
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Notice how good she looks and how bad he looks? But he can get away with it. If she looked that bad, he would dump her in an instant. So unfair!!! Men get away with so much. Women need to revolt!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
God, in 1983 he was so fucking hot.
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Where's Wino????? I miss her crackyness
Submitted by diva_224 on August 4, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Um can we please talk about the girl in the third picture (I think) that looks to be naked, huddling in shame in the water? I really want to know wtf happened there....Michael K, your thoughts?
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I have to commend you on your attention to detail. I never noticed that. But I can say with certainty that if she's huddling in shame because she's naked she's definitely not a Disney starlet.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Um can we please talk about the girl in the third picture (I think) that looks to be naked, huddling in shame in the water? I really want to know wtf happened there....Michael K, your thoughts?
ew! vein-ribbed penis!
roids are so not hot
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 4, 2008 - 10:49pm.
hi, PSL!!
OT: yeah, the guy needs to lay off the roids... didn't the Australian govt. tell him that?
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
It was great, PSL. Hey thanks for your birthday wishes. I posted a bit about it on the Birthday Sluts thread. :0)
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hi ESE! Hi Mr Pres! How was your birthday?
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Submitted by Mr. President on August 4, 2008 - 10:46pm.
nah, i just got a picture in my head from "Roxanne" with Steve Martin..
"Keep that guy away from my cocaine!"
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
ESE, Needles? You mean you've progressed to injecting the White Russians? That may be a sign that you need to cut back.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
keep that guy away from my needles!!!... hehehehe!
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Perhaps it was a costume party on the beach and he was there as Madonna.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
all I can say is, "eeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwww"
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Submitted by Hekki on August 4, 2008 - 7:30pm.
A mosquito trying to bite him would be like me trying to drink from a newly-opened fire hydrant. You know what I'm trying to say.
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STOP!!!!! im gonna stroke out over here!!
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Am I the only person on earth not currently in Ibiza? Was there a migration call and I missed it?
Submitted by Mr. President on August 4, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Those can't be real, must be vein implants.
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i am laughing my ass off!! i have tears in my eyes and my dog is lookin at me like hes wondering if this hurricane is going to interfer with his plans to have me committed...cheeky lil fucker...
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
I could throw a Cordis in one of those veins from across the room.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
If the Interstate highway system had as much carrying capacity as those veins, rush hour traffic would be a breeze.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Wow - he must really jerk off a lot.
Oh. holy. fuck.
That is the nastiest thing I have ever seen, and I saw a homeless guy in a pair of mesh shorts jacking off in Penn Station last weekend.
Out of curiosity, I googled Jennifer Flavin. I found this photo of one of Sly's shoulder tattoos:
http://www.pneumatattoo.com/Tattoos/Flower_Rose_tattoos/tattoos_21452.ht...
It's actually quite beautiful.
ewwww....there should be a law against this...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
He looks like the victims in the movie "The Ruins".