Monday, August 4th 2008
That Can't Be Healthy
Vadge, please take a hard look at these pictures. If you don't stop, this is what your arms could look like. Actually, her arms sort of do look like that.
Seriously, what in roid hell is going on with Sly Stallone's arms and legs? Just looking at these pictures makes my own veins all tingly. If you touched one of his veins, it would touch you back.
Imagine what his veiny dick looks like. Ribbed for your pleasure. A bitch could lose a tooth or three from sucking on his roid stick. His pulsating veins would knock em right out. You'd have to wear a fucking mouth guard.
Here's more of the always sexy Sly with his family in Ibizia. And just for the record, I'd hit it.
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Those pics make me think of Arnold when he was about to explode on mars in Running Man.
Can we send Sylvester into space?
And WTF happened to his mullet?
No long annoying sig.
Jen Flavin must close her eyes and think about her bank account whenever she hits it.
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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."
The even cooler part is that not only do young hot ass ho's still throw themselves at him...But if he's dosing right-he should still be able to pound the pussy without mercy.Like Kobyashi & hot dogs.
I'm so fucking jealous.I could get sick ass ripped on one half his dosage.Hook an ambitious,vain,PO' ASS brotha' up Sly.He's probably got about a 2grand a month habit goin' there.It's all about DYING PRETTY.Leave an exquisite corpse.
Damn, everyone is in Ibiza...
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Hi Mani!!!
Thank you very much.
"Wrap your arms around me" now has the same connotations as a Heimlich Maneuver.
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...whatever.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 4, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Hi Deb, I think I missed your birthday. Happy B day to you.
Rocky....yeah.
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Vadge Arms! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
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He needs to be steam ironed.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Toonkinstein on August 4, 2008 - 8:37pm.
JEEZUS MURPHY!!! OMG!!!!! He has worms under his skin!!! A junkie's dream.
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Tell me if you agree...
HAHA. Thanks, Manimal. Mmmm, tuna flavored cigars. My fave.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
JEEZUS MURPHY!!! OMG!!!!! He has worms under his skin!!! A junkie's dream.
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Why be difficult when it's funner to be impossible!
Submitted by Mr. President on August 4, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Hey Mr. P, Birfday? Have a cigar...Monica Lewinsky...only slightly used.
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@Mr. President,
You are the one of the best!!!!
Those arms are "B" movie scary bad...
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Submitted by Hekki on August 4, 2008 - 8:31pm.
You mean she wasn't going for the Itallion Stallion?
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I can't believe he went and had those tats done. Next thing you will see him with his ears pierced with 2 carat diamonds hanging out of them. Just so he can secure the total douche image.
Hi Deb. You're giving Sly too much credit. HGH implies that he is using HUMAN growth hormone. That doesn't look human to me.
PS: I read your birthday wishes. Thanks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Man alive! Fright Night!
Oh, and he was trying to hit on my SIL at a NYC gym a few years back. She was like 20 at the time. Gross.
I didn't know he had tattoos.
GOT HGH?
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...whatever.
A mosquito trying to bite him would be like me trying to drink from a newly-opened fire hydrant. You know what I'm trying to say.
Those can't be real, must be vein implants.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
His arms look like some crazy road map. "It's over Johnny"!
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MK, you totally beat me to it. I instantly thought "Vadge arms!" and voila there was your post addressing it. Bitch, we are like simbiotic and shit. -Creepy and funny as hell. Wanna share a straw in on of those veins? Puke? Well?
***THAT'S RIGHT***
Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
K, If you can kill the veins and the red - I'd hit it. But I like pepaws - so there you go.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Doing steriods when you are 60 looks scarier than I thought.
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Sly's proof positive that you're never too old to rock the douchebag look.
give the guy a walker and a cane already
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
SWOIT!!
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
maybe they're varicose arm veins? my mom's legs kinda look like that.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 4, 2008 - 6:18pm.
POIDA!!
Haha, yep, seen it! Trust me, when I have an obsession, I go ALL THE WAY!!!! XD
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
I know this is going to annoy the Hell out of everybody, but I can't help myself:
ADRIAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sly, Angie, and Vadge should start a fucking club... Order of the Straw Veins
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
@fuzzyslippers - you might enjoy this old Eric Bana clip from the Aussie Comedy show Full Frontal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpS31FJO8_o
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
He looks like a fucking action figure. Are some guys so into muscle they don't care how small their penis gets?
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"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.
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Is it even SAFE having a vein that prominant running the length of your arm? I'm leaving this thread; looking at veins makes me sick to my stomach.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
That is disgusting, but he's a phlebotomist's (sp?) dream...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Last time I saw something like that it was on a plate smothered in tomato sauce and Parmesan.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh god I love me some moobies.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Those veins-eww! Is that what you get from lifting weights? I'll stick to aerobics then. :P
I'd still hit it though, 'cause I love the tats!!
Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Am I the only person on earth not currently in Ibiza? Was there a migration call and I missed it?
Huh? I thought I saw you at Privilege last night?
His peen must look like a Vienna sausage from all those 'roids.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Holy sh**. He could break me in half with his greasy hair alone.
Though I am taller than he, I think.
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My friend was a serious body builder..she even place 2nd in Miss Fitness America to Mia Finnagan...anyway, she used to call it thin skinned, or vascular. Anyone that works out and eats right and follows a serious fitness program would have that. Especially before a show.
Am I the only person on earth not currently in Ibiza? Was there a migration call and I missed it?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Aside from an uncredited appearance in Klute (according to the imdb), I have honestly never seen a movie in with Sylvester Stallone appears.
my old girlfriends use to meet up with mr rocky balboa when Susan Anton was sharing the other adjining room at the Barkley Hotel in Phila, Sly is a total jorn dog, promise, 80's style
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Awww Jeeze!
Steroids will ruin you, kidz!
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but other times it's a giant hand-rolled cock.