He Wasn't Invited Anyway
We all basically had a laugh about the rumor that HoHan and SamRo are going to throw the gayelle wedding of the month year. Yeah, it's not going to happen, but I have my flannel flower girl outfit ready just in case. Even though the rumor is about as real as my afternoon delights with Carrot Top (don't judge), this hasn't stopped Michael Lohan from opening his gutter trap and spewing a bunch of trash.
He told MSNBC's The Scoop, “I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”
Michael, sweetie, honey. Let's be real here. Stop using the "Christian" thing. She wouldn't ask you because you're her daddy and she can't stand you. I've listened to "Confessions of a Broken Heart" many times (unfortunately), so I know how she feels deep down.
And is your Christian faith the reason why you continue to wear your cell phone strapped to your waist. Only Jesus can enlighten me about this shit! I don't understand it! It truly makes my eyes curdle every time I see some twat bag with a cell phone strapped to their waist. It's wrong and should be illegal.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Those Lohans are so LI! I only see cellphones in black leather belt cases when I get off the A train at Penn station and I see all the people from the LI Railroad and the NJ Transit. Is he dancing?
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"I have a friend who's a moron, I'll go ask him." - Brad 'Chip' Pope
Maybe Papa Lohan is against "mixed" marriage, rather than gay marriage. The Ronson family are Jewish (according to Wikipedia, at least). If "SamRo" converts, and she and Linsday find an Episcopalian minister in California, then would it be OK for them to marry, Mr. Christan Man?
I'm so fucking sick of so called Christians, lemme be the first to enlighten you self-proclaimed (know it alls) Christians - Jesus had nothing to do with judging and neither should you. In fact if you get a minute in between thumping that bible maybe you should look it up and find where it says there is only ONE JUDGE and it's not right in front of me, but I can pretty much guarantee it ain't you. So Christians (and I consider myself one too) shut the hell up, do what you think is right for yourself and mind your fucking business about what the rest of us our doing.
Oh, and to Michael Hohan,
um, you have a bastard child and your legitimate ones are annoying AND untalented. Yet you and your whorey ex keep shoving them in our faces.
I don't think God would approve.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
MK you slut. I wear my cell phone strapped to my waist.
And I'm going to wear my Home Depot apron WITH my cell phone strapped to my waist to their wedding. Cotton beats flannel!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
i agree with all of you. i just don't understand how people can be so intolerant. that's his DAUGHTER and suddenly he's all "chrisitan" and feels he can pass judgment on others? like you guys said, he has done a lot of shady things too
what an asshole.
Well...he did have a major part in the reason shes here, so in that sense...he can do whatever the hell he wants concerning her...
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Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
And its gullibles travels and nothing unravels this way
Just another lost journey where everythings turning away
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 5, 2008 - 6:24am.
Exactly. If he really wanted a better relationship with his family he'd shut his adulterous piehole and not talk to the press. How utterly embarrassing for all of them. These so-called "Christians" are completely disgusting.
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STFU. Just SHUT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK UP, MIKE. Go to your Christian Singles mixer with a flask strapped to your calf like you always do and just shutty. Damn.
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
Oh, damn ... yet another instance where I almost peed myself laughing. Christianity still has 10 commandments, right? Since when is cheating on your wife the sign of a good Christian. Never ceases to amuse me how douchebags throw around the big C, like we're buying that.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:27am.
NICE.. Slides ice cream cup down bar to your ass. Fill 'er up, please.. And check your oil, too. *hands over $20*
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*Hands back a Toot Bar and a cup of acne oil*
Christian faith?! did he pick that up in the pokey? Who was his spiritual guide Sideshow Bob?
gimme a break!
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y tu mama tambien!
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 5, 2008 - 6:32am.
What about your fanny pack?
They're just lame. *stealthily kicking messenger bag under desk*
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 5, 2008 - 11:26am.
My father dresses a lot like this guy -- he wears relaxed-wash dad jeans and white athletic shoes and button-down shirts from Tommy Bahama. He lets my mom dress him so it's both their fault. It must be some middle-aged "dress for comfort" thing.
I wear muumuus. Sure, they are a size "small" but is there really such a thing when it comes to a freakin' tent. Yes, I wear tents and they are comfy. lol
hoofarted?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 11:26am.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:14am.
*searches thread* NOPE didn't see anything off that LCT wrote.. nothing at all! Carry on LCT.. oh, and please feel free to fart on my ice cream, I'm out of chocolate syrup this morning..
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You got it babe! Ice cream a la Flatulencio comin' up!
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NICE.. Slides ice cream cup down bar to your ass. Fill 'er up, please.. And check your oil, too. *hands over $20*
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:14am.
*searches thread* NOPE didn't see anything off that LCT wrote.. nothing at all! Carry on LCT.. oh, and please feel free to fart on my ice cream, I'm out of chocolate syrup this morning..
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You got it babe! Ice cream a la Flatulencio comin' up!
My father dresses a lot like this guy -- he wears relaxed-wash dad jeans and white athletic shoes and button-down shirts from Tommy Bahama. He lets my mom dress him so it's both their fault. It must be some middle-aged "dress for comfort" thing.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 11:11am.
But.... I didn't even say anything?
LCT, oh, I know, puddin'! I was just trying to be cleverly preemptive. I failed miserably. My bad.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
*searches thread* NOPE didn't see anything off that LCT wrote.. nothing at all! Carry on LCT.. oh, and please feel free to fart on my ice cream, I'm out of chocolate syrup this morning..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
PS. I'm not the one talking about eating babies *poke*
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:50am.
Hey, LCT. I haven't had breakfast just yet so please hold off on the 'grosser than gross' stuff for a bit. hehe
*snoogles you and gives you big, beaming, expanding iris, liquid boo boo eyes*
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But.... I didn't even say anything?
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 10:43am.
MWAH!! Where you been, woman?! I missed you, too. Mostly groping your butt, tho ;)
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MWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I had a long weekend and spent it watching Dark Knight, eating Nibs and other nerdy shit we won't talk about. Check your shemail!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 10:23am.
Oh my goodness, that made me tear up a little bit. No, really, it did. STOP LAUGHING!
I'm not laughing, sweetheart. I prefer to cry tears of joy or laughter or love. Sorrow, pain, agony, defeat, misery, regret, bitterness are tears I try NOT to cry. So not worth it on this short time we have here on earth.
No matter how long or short our lives end up being, I truly do believe we all have a purpose and that is what gives us hope and meaning and when we don't realize how much we can truly mean to our fellow human beings it's truly a travesty. Even making a small wave in the giant ocean of life can make a difference and sometimes people forget that and lose faith in just BEING.
Eh. I'm getting all sappy.
Lohan's dad can bite me. Hell, I'm so hungry right now I could bite myself!
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
xian faith? Yeah that does explain a lot. Like why he's a self centered, selfish ass bag who treats his meal-ticket daughter like a piece of property and women like foot stools.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
As I scrubbed my bathroom floor on Sunday, I thought to myself, "I could use a pair of Lohan Leggings"...
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 10:43am.
Hey, LCT. I haven't had breakfast just yet so please hold off on the 'grosser than gross' stuff for a bit. hehe
*snoogles you and gives you big, beaming, expanding iris, liquid boo boo eyes*
-Sneaks a hug to PSL too.
Jesus dancers always look like herky-jerky freak jobbies. IMHO.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 10:43am.
MWAH!! Where you been, woman?! I missed you, too. Mostly groping your butt, tho ;)
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Does anyone else believe that if Lindsay's film career takes off again she'll dump Sam and go right back to me? Just wondering.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 10:35am
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Hungry? I'd have thought the "shitty leggings" would've taken care of that, ROFL
It's only wrong if you dent the frying pan too badly to use it.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Michael Lohan has to be one of the biggest Loser Dads ever.
Hey! New Reality show! "Biggest Loser Dad"....I'm calling Fox right now.....
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Kiiiizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy! I missed you ever so much.
Hi everyone!
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 10:35am.
With a nice Hollandaise glaze? Or perhaps Bearnaise, in honor of their French birth?
You think that is funny? You're making me HUNGRY and I'm about to gnaw off my own pig knuckle damnit. Fuck. I hate this stupid diet shit. GRRRRRRRRRR.
I want an old-fashioned black, iron skillet to thwack Hohan's dad in the face with. Is that wrong?
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 10:20am
With a nice Hollandaise glaze? Or perhaps Bearnaise, in honor of their French birth?
OnT: Michael's just glad he's got another reason to step in front of the paparazzi.
Pap-"Hey, Lindsay just shit her pants at the Ivy, Michael, how do you feel about that?"
Michael-"Well, she designed those leggings herself, and I'm confident she made them extra-absorbent."
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yeah, I'm sure LiLo is shaking in her leggings worrying about Daddy's approval. *rolls eyes*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 10:20am.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:15am
(((HUGS))) MWAH!! Back at ya, doll!! Babies taste like chicken, Eddie Izzard said so. ROFL
For serious? Chicken flavored babies? Hell! I'll take the Pitt twins extra crispy then!
Eww. I just creeped myself out. I sowwy. *cry*
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 5, 2008 - 9:56am.
(((HUG))) and hugs to Kizzy and FM too! Oh hell (((HUGS))) for everyone!
....I'm mighty thankful for this much time on earth, this much health and this much kindness from so many people I'd have never even had the chance to meet if not for the internetz. Yes. I feel BLESSED.
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Oh my goodness, that made me tear up a little bit. No, really, it did. STOP LAUGHING!
It makes me so hopeful and happy to see that people who have been through hard times like that can turn out so well and upbeat! (And I knew you were joking, you loon. xP)
*throws some logs together for a bonfire, whips out a beat-assed old guitar with 2 strings and starts singing Kumbaya horribly off-key*
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Hi5.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:15am
(((HUGS))) MWAH!! Back at ya, doll!! Babies taste like chicken, Eddie Izzard said so. ROFL
OnT: Wonder what would happen if Michael and Dina had an "Orange Off" contest?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 5, 2008 - 9:56am.
(((HUG))) and hugs to Kizzy and FM too! Oh hell (((HUGS))) for everyone!
FM, I don't eat babies. lol! I was totally kidding about the worshipping the devil thing. <--That was my facetious way of trying to make a point that ALL religion is pretty much evil and my malcontent with organized religion is probably a bit of a slap in the face to some people who still practice it. I pray and I pray A LOT but I don't WORSHIP and my higher power has brought me this far (old lady that I am) and I'm mighty thankful for this much time on earth, this much health and this much kindness from so many people I'd have never even had the chance to meet if not for the internetz. Yes. I feel BLESSED.
I'm happy just to be alive. Is that a good segue or what?!
Hohan's father is a jerk. Plain and simple. Pure JERKTARD.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Now, now! I'm sure Jesus loves gayelles just as much as he loves drunks who clip their cell phones to their belts.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:26am.
Religion can make fools of people in such a horrendous way that they will do the ugliest, meanest shit all in the name of their "GOD". I'm perhaps a bit more enlightened after living through some of the stupidest shit ever and honestly I'm just glad I'm alive and somewhat [haha] sane. I go against the grain of what 'society' says is normal and I do it unabashedly because I'm not some sheep going by what everyone else says I'm supposed to go by.
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Hey, nothing wrong with being a lil bit loca. Unless you're like... eating babies or something. Heh heh... *nervous sideways glance*
Anygays, enough with all this religion hoo-hah. It makes my brain hurt.
Slightly OnT: Is that kid his or not!?
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 9:47am.
I'm widja, girl!! I think for some of us, who were fortunate enough not to experience that, humor is the only way we can really wrap our minds around that sort of lunacy.
OnT: yeah, riiiight. like Michael wouldn't go all Pat O'Brien if he did attend.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 9:47am.
lol! You're too sweet. *pinch*
Religion can make fools of people in such a horrendous way that they will do the ugliest, meanest shit all in the name of their "GOD". I'm perhaps a bit more enlightened after living through some of the stupidest shit ever and honestly I'm just glad I'm alive and somewhat [haha] sane. I go against the grain of what 'society' says is normal and I do it unabashedly because I'm not some sheep going by what everyone else says I'm supposed to go by.
Does that make me a rebel? No. That just means I think outside the fucking box, which I encourage everyone to do. -The majority of us posting on a gay man's celeb blog wouldn't be here if we weren't thinking outside the box so there ya go.
Hohan's father is a douchebag. Big surprise. Him and Spear's dad should get together and suck each other off. -Can't stand douche dads.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 9:30am.
S'okay. I'm a NYer. I've seen worse. :-)
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 9:28am.
Ah, thanks on all counts. And agreed...what made sense back then doesn't make sense now (it was Chris Rock, I believe, in one of his old routines talking about the Bible, saying how "times have changed," with the upshot being "a porkchop is your friend"...).
Still, I can't understand how this poo-flinging dick-waffle can make judgment calls on ANYONE, least of all his own daughter. Glass house, meet stone. *shakes head*
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[Def Leppard, "Hysteria"]
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Hey you forgot to mention the two hot cholos in the background!! They're the real celebs in this pic.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 9:34am.
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'Tis a far better thing to be possessed by "demons" than to be possessed by fucktardedness. The bible says cruelty is evil, too.
If priests can get away with "I am as God made me," why not lesbians? (yes, that quote is from 'The Departed,' but it certainly applies to the factual cases)
IF Lindsay & SamRo get married, there will be at least one camera there, which guarantees Michael will show.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Bwahahaha doo-doo rodomy! *cleaning off my screen* Hilarious!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
What about "Thou shalt not beget a child out of wedlock whilst still married to the mother of your other children"?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:11am.
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Oh, no. :( I'm sorry. I shouldn't have joked. That is messed up and must have been tough.
*hugs* Well, who cares what she thought of you! We all think you're awesome with your creepy-cute blue bobblehead... whatever it is! Baby dinosaur? I dunno. Anyways, who's with me!?
*tries to start a rallying cheer, fails miserably*
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Hi5.