A Final Look
Katie Price bent over to give us all a final glimpse at her famous fake chichis. Or maybe she's just pushing out a doody bubble. She sort of has that look in her eyes. I bet you her shits are covered in fake tan grease. She takes Alli shits on she's not even on Alli!
Katie and her big gay husband, Peter Andre, are terrorizing Los Angeles at the moment. Yup, there's a reason why all Los Angeles area grocery stores out of Crisco. Katie and Peter need to stay greasy at all times.
Katie is in town to have a final surgery on her plastic chichis. Last year, she took them from a 32G to a 32F. She held a press conference stating she wanted to go down to a 32C. Okay, she didn't really hold a press conference, but she might as well have. She fucking told everyone. Shit, I even think she called my mommy and told her personally.
As much as I can't stand this greasy Slim Jim anymore, I'm going to miss her big tittays. They were the reason I first fell in love with her. And now that they are going away, there's no reason for me to hold on. Goodbye, my sweet Jordan! Goodbye! Seriously, how is she going to put together sentences now that her huge breastes are being shrunk down? Those things are the brains of her operation!
And look at these pictures of Peter Andre at the grocery store. Don't tell me he isn't thinking about a juicy, veiny, wet cock.
Wenn
She's disgusting. Dumb slut.
Insanely off topic:
We must nominate someone to try alli and chronicle their journey.
I really want to see what happens... because I'm gross like that.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Once she has normal chichis, all she needs to do is stop the Oompaa-Loompaa tanning and she's be a boring piece of turd.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 8:15am
I think it's more competitive in the US. And doctors are always trying to one up themselves to be the best, have the latest surgical techniques and get clebrity clients.
That's one of the good things about not having national healthcare, these bastards know the better they are, the more money they get. It's the good ole competitive American spirit.
OT: Didn't she say months ago that she was moving to the US in September because there are better medical programs for Harvey? I guess she forgot about that.
Or maybe she sees how hard it is for Posh to get publicity in a town that has bigger stars?
She looks like Heidi Fleiss who just came out of a gangbang after snorting 40 lbs of coke.
She is ridiculous. Her boobs is what got her attention and now is about not having them.
Just bring Harvey, we like him, not you!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Aww, her husband is such a dork! Love it.
She's lost SO much weight since she started spending so much time in the US. She is victoria beckham skinny now!
Her boobs are a wreck, scar wise, that she might as well go the whole hog and go back to what she was in the first place lol! they truly are badly scarred all over (nude pics from a month or so in uk papers when she sunbathed topless)
The thing that gets me is her teeth. they are frigging huge. And killerwatt white! They have overtaken the boobs. She is now just a pair of teeth.
32F...yea I knew mine were the same size as hers. I hate what pregnancy did to my boobs. My body looks just like this skank's.
Damn, How does she stay so skinny.. I'm jelly!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
should i feel sad that her funbags are gonna shrink...i'm struggling with my emotions on this...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
She needs better quality false eyelashes! Those things look like a worn out broom.
I know, I know...The least of what's wrong with her look.
Princess Bustup is gon' deflate?
There goes her career!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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And they say the US is slipping... I am so proud of our crack plastic surgeons! Was there no doc in London whom she might have entrusted her plastic boobs to?
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What if...
Big Gay Peter Andre ran into Big Gay Al Reynolds?
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they seem quite big now, but not in a truly horrible way. at least they look better than pam andersons... once they are gone, she will lose lots of her "appeal", is she arrogant enough to actually think she is talented enough to make it on her own without their help? her husband is just gross to me. ick!!
Is she wanting to suddenly be "classy"? Is that why she's downsizing?
Exhibit Z. Fake boobage will always come back to haunt you.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
I was an H or I before my surgery, so I say good for her; I feel her pain.
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Once her new penis is installed, Peter's Big Gay Plan will be complete.
Her breastes are looking BEAT. For reals. She's lucky they haven't friggin' fallen off.
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Hi5.
I can understand wanting to shrink your chichis. Holy shit, a G? Can we say back pain?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?