The Truth About Hermes?
When I first heard that Kelly Rutherford named her son Hermés, I figured it was a family name or something. I mean, Megan Lewis from "Melrose Place" couldn't have possibly named him after the fashion house? Well, according to some bitch close to her, that's exactly why she named him Hermés.
A source told Page Six that she really loves the label and that was one of the reasons why she gave him that name. The source also said, "She also said her husband once worked as a mailman and the messenger god is Hermes." Gag. Dr. Kimberly Shaw, handle this bitch.
At least Kelly's favorite label isn't Baby Phat, Strawberry, Miss Sixty, Forever 21, Victoria's Secret, Z. Cavaricci, FUBU, Jaclyn Smith for Kmart or Cucci. I think Cucci is exclusively sold in Chinatown.
I think I'll do things the Kelly Rutherford way and name my first born after my favorite label: Kraft® Mayo Real Mayonnaise. I want a mayo sandwich right now!
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Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
That kid better thank his lucky fucking stars that her favorite stores weren't mine: The now defunct J.Chuckles and Merry Go Round, Know Style, Steps, Silhouettes, and Wet Seal.
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I don't mind it. He seems like the kind of kid who can pull it off.
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Has anyone noticed how BIG the kid's hands are? Am I wrong for noticing that? Big hands means...
BIG GLOVES!
Clearly she is confused and thinks her kid is an accessory. (Today, I think I'll carry the Hermes. No wait, the Hermes can't walk, I HAVE to carry him.) OH well, in Hollywood, tiny dogs are out and children are in, dahling.
Btw...my children, Jolly Rancher and Biore, both think it's incredibly gauche to name a child after clothing.
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just because you name yr kid after a classy fashion house doesn't mean yr gonna get a classy kid. i've met two chanels in my life. one was very classy (she had lucite heels!! i swear) and the other kept a razor blade in her mouth "for protection."
Hehe, Cucci and "Goach." One of my foreign friends bought a Goach bag in NYC (knowingly).
For shame. I'm surprised she can even afford to shop at Hermes.
Please. She named him after Uncle Jesse's middle name on Full House. a.k.a. Uncle Hermes!
When I first heard the name, I immediately thought of Greek mythology and the messenger god. I didn't think of it being a label at all. But the name does sound old-fashioned to me. Maybe his friends will just call him "H".
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What a load of pretentious bullshit. Kids don't usually pay attention to designer labels, but they do pay attention to dirty words and phrases. This poor kid's nickname will probably be "Hermes Herpes," or something similar.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Wait what about the name Zima for a girl. Do they still make that beer (clear beer)??? That reminds me of my college days.
Sadly, yes, as MK informed us several weeks ago, the name Miller Lyte is taken by Matthew McCounagay's nephew (the dad's name is Rooster). However, I think Chevrolet is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
Submitted by Parker on August 5, 2008 - 10:16am.
I'm gonna keep it real klassy w/ my kids' names. Are Busch Light and Miller High Life already taken? Geez, if I have three, Camel Lights will have to be thrown in there as well. :P
Was there ever any doubt that the baby was named after the purses? I have no clue who this woman is at all, but I remember reading about this RETARDED nouveau-riche baby name. I was embarrassed for the mother when I read what she had named her child.
That said, if I ever get rich enough to get away with dumb shit like that I shall dub my firstborn "Pineapple Kush".
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
CUTE KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for what she named the poor kid. Hopefully he will go by his middle name when he is older. What she did was wrong just bc/ you like something you don't have to name you kid that. These kids grow and go to school eventually.
Cute kid.
She's an evil douche anyway - she's the one who dumped her brand new husband a few years ago when the poor guy had a heart attack right after they got married. Shows what a superficial bitch she is....
I knew Kelly years ago- very nice woman...I wish I still knew her so I could slap her for doing this to her child.
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I totally thought this post was called "The Truth About Herpes?" when I first saw it.
I was watching some trash talk show one day at my friend's house and there was some chick named Quenchetta. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Years ago I was watching Ricki Lake and she has someone on named Aqua Net the cheapest hairspray ever
Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 9:52am.
Ladies, I think MK is finally ready to have kids. DeeDee? McSlutty? Anyone?
Sheeps, I have a few viable eggs left but I think they are pretty much pickled.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 8:28am.
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Rhymes with Hermes. (-:
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
Submitted by No Words on August 5, 2008 - 7:26am.
I would stay and comment on this idiocy, but I have to go pick up my son, Target, at baseball practice.
hahahaha. Pronounced as if French?
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I would stay and comment on this idiocy, but I have to go pick up my son, Target, at baseball practice.
And here I was ready to smack my sister for thinking of naming her baby "Johnaya." (NO idea where she came up with that one, folks...no idea. Thankfully, she had a boy and named him Julian...)
For me, I'm going to go totally AbFab and name my daughter Bolly Stolly, and my son Serge. :-)
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If her husband once worked as a mailman, why not Insané Pöstal Clèrk?
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Submitted by Parker on August 5, 2008 - 10:10am.
And here I was thinking only my 62 year old mother ate mayo sandwiches. Hers were made w/ Miracle Whip, though. Ya gotta love that tangy zip!
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Parker, mmm I love mayo sammies! Also I read where Jenn Aniston used to eat those, but stopped to lose weight. That was her weakness, those sammies! I love your mommy for eating them.
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I'm gonna keep it real klassy w/ my kids' names. Are Busch Light and Miller High Life already taken? Geez, if I have three, Camel Lights will have to be thrown in there as well. :P
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I would pick Badtz Maru for a boy and Hello Kitty for a girl.
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I'm naming my child Melrose Place whether it's a boy or a girl!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Well, I'm guessing Oprah was never going to use it (if she ever had a kid).
Ugh, copyright laws ruin all my fun. FINE! Nalgas PurpleDrank for a boy, Heñosa BongHit for a girl.
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And here I was thinking only my 62 year old mother ate mayo sandwiches. Hers were made w/ Miracle Whip, though. Ya gotta love that tangy zip!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
That lil boy looks Just like Heath Ledger would as a child.. Ya think? Hermes Ledger..
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DeeDee: Would you at least consider Toaster Strudel or Olive Garden? Though, for legal reasons, having the (R) after the name might be annoying.
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I thought this was Madonna at first. It's the cheeks. I'm obsessed with the cheeks.
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I guess if you name your boy Hermes, there's a good chance he'll end up in the fashion industry anyway. I mean, he's unlikely to become a fireman or a pro baseball player.
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Jordan was the first to do i believe, naming Harvey after Harvey Nichols.
Yes! I'm volunteering to have MK's beybey! I like Tang Robitussin for a boy and Lexus Chipolte for a girl.
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I walked through David Jones here in Sydney today (it's the upmarket label store here that Orli's girl Miranda Kerr models for, as does "Wonder Woman" Megan Gale) and I saw a pair of men's cotton underpants by Giorgio Armani for $120! I'm out of the loop with all this (I know, not very gay of me) but I was amazed about this! And the store is complaining about falling stocks! Shut the fuck up!!! I'm sorry I have to vent about this.
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Hermes? Like Herm? Like Hermaphrodite? This woman is evil.
She should have named him "Givenchy" so peoole can always pronounce it wrong. I cringe when I hear "Jah-vin-chee".
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Ladies, I think MK is finally ready to have kids. DeeDee? McSlutty? Anyone?
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Submitted by mmmbop on August 5, 2008 - 9:41am.
Idiocracy is happening. It starts all classy but kids will be named Mountain Dew before you know it.
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I love that movie. What about Erykah Badu namimg her child Puma?
Submitted by S_G on August 5, 2008 - 9:47am.
The name makes me think of 'Hermey the Misfit Elf' from 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
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They always look like some kind of ghastly J.Crew catalog, like they should be walking down a fucking pier in Montauk.
If I named my chilren after my favorite brands, they would be Smirnoff and KY.
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Oprah's not going to like this.
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More class than Noxzema, but really the same thing! Shame!
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Ha typical! In the school where I teach, lots of kids are named after brands (I have an Armani and countless Chanels) but my fave is a kid called Eric. His dad is Cartman fan.