Dear Andy, White Oprah Is Coming For You
Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and the conversation turned to the Long Island trainwreck known as "Living Lohan."
Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60." What a bitch! Andy can slap me on the ass and call me 60 any day.
And do you hear that? It's the sound of White Oprah busting out of her third spray tanning session of the day and running to her computer. She's going to put those Lee Press-Ons to fucking work. Andy better shut down his inbox, because here comes one of White Oprah's long ass statements and you know that bitch asks for a return receipt.
White Oprah doesn't know who she's messing with. If that bitch fucks with MAH BOO, I will rip off Ali's annoying choker and use it to whip the bullshit out of White Oprah.
UPDATE: Here's the video of Anderson ripping into "Living Lohan." We truly need to become best girlfriends.
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That was fucking great. Anderson Cooper for hot slut of the week.
OMFG - his commentary was dead on! I SO want to hang out with him!
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I love twinks! ;)
OMG Anderson Cooper just became so hot to me now.
WO must be sitting on her hands not to have posted a rebuttal about the "trainwreck!" It has been all day without her mouth spout????
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Good evening, Clarisse...
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 6:04pm.
AAAAAAA!!! Kizzy!!!!
No flag. No country. *said in a posh British accent*
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AH-HA, AH-HA, you can't have one...according to the rulesthat I just made up...and will enforce with.....this gun I borrowed from the NRA...
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ESE,
Eddie's "Glorious" is his best routine (not counting this years "Stripped").
Ok...I'm taking my Izzard stalking ass home!
Later whorez!
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
Hell YES! Somebody higher up the chain than us had to say it, otherwise WO wouldn't hear it!
Love me some Anderson Cooper!
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Dick happens! - MK
When I see all this personal shit, I justleave. Pisses me off to no end because I love my DListed, and I dont want to read thru all of this shit. Its pathetic. There are some majorly fucked up ppl out there.
Hola to all my horz! catch ya later!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
applehead on August 5, 2008 - 6:08pm
Just an FYI, that poster has been booted 4 times already and keeps coming back to stalk a certain poster here.
I'm just letting you know, ignoring didn't work, nothings seems to work.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by peaches on August 5, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Seriously, not all loons are in their respective bins, nor all cokeheads in rehab. Which brings me nicely around to WO. ;)
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Even if someone is bringing in the bullshit, why not ignore that party? I think they'll leave a lot quicker when they don't have an audience nor anyone to argue with. Otherwise, we get pgs and pgs of bullshit nobody wants to read because the "stalker" can try and make a case with 3-5 other people (they don't care about its problems)
**I know that the others engaging are trying to do a noble thing, but it just feeds fuel to the fire IMO. Besides, I'd rather read your snarky comments...rant over
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 6:01pm.
if Cleese said that i must watch more!*setting new Netflix queue*... also got to give praise to "The Kids in the Hall".. love 'em!
OT: living Lohan must feel like living in a dumpster waiting for the trashman.... overflowing with rancid
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"Clap for the Wolfman.
He gonna rate your record high.
Clap for the Wolfman.
You gonna dig him til the day you die."
AAAAAAA!!! Kizzy!!!!
No flag. No country. *said in a posh British accent*
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 6:01pm.
But do you have a flag?
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Do not engage? That goes against everything Picard tought me at Starfleet Academy.
Edited to add: I posted that before I read down the list of comments on this thread. Sorry. Jesus, there are some really messed up people in this world.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
What up kizzy baby? What the fuck is going on up in here? Sounds like someone came here to drag us into her personal shit with another dlister?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
ESE,
My absolute favorite comic EVA! John Cleese says Eddie is "The lost Python"! High praise indeed! (Boys are sometimes distracted by the make-up...)
=)
Kizzy!
Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire, so, that's fun! I think that's funny, ‘cause he was a mass-murdering fuckhead.
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
Hot...He is dreamy!!! I'm in love with him
They should replace Stale Regis with Anderson Cooper. The guy is as funny as a rubber walker in a nursing home!
I can say that because I am old. It is the pot calling the kettle back...lol.
I am an Ageist.
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Andy looks alittle like an Alien to me. He and Ali Lohan should do the remake of "My Favorite Martian"
“Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60." --- Can't wait to see WO's responce to THAT!!!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 30th 2008
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 5:52pm.
haven't seen a lot of him, but what i have seen i loved!
OT: yeah, the buzz is kicking in, so... this may be my last chance for an on topic... meh, nevermind!
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"Clap for the Wolfman.
He gonna rate your record high.
Clap for the Wolfman.
You gonna dig him til the day you die."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Hitler never played RISK as a kid...
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That fucktatious troll is still here?
I'm so gottdamn over the dramaness and troll shit it leaves behind.
CLEAN UP YOUR OWN FUCKING MESS, YOUR MAMA DON'T WORK HERE!
GWAD!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
ESE,
How do you feel about Eddie Izzard?
Kizzy,
Control P Print!!!
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
Can't wait for White Oprah's response. He's right, Ali needs to go back to high school and get off the TV screen. If she continues on her current course I wouldn't want to see her when she's thirty.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Anderson is such an adorable gayelle!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
omg MK! I just laughed til I nearly burst. that's such a funny article.
Has Anderson dated a girl, I mean, had a beard?
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OK I don't care about white oprah, but WTF is going on with Mr Cooper's Do ???
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
I really like Anderson, and I'm not saying this to be mean, so don't throw eggs at me, o.k.?
I once, for a brief moment, thought he was Toothy Tile.
*hides*
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Since when is love or attraction a necessary element when it comes to obsession? Your obsession for whatever vengeance you feel is your due by coming here and doing this has made you a stalker. And since we are the only audience unfortunate enough to be burdened with your ass, calling us all fat fucktards does not endear you to us, nor help your case. You know us, you've seen how we snark on celebs, you think it hasn't popped into just about every single mind that encounters your bullshit, after awhile, "Whatever she did, this fucker deserves it for the fuckery they're doing now"??
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Unless, of course, it's someone famous. LOL
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For reals! Not sharing that would just be rude!;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Python cures all!.. "always look on the bright side of life"... *whistling*
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"Clap for the Wolfman.
He gonna rate your record high.
Clap for the Wolfman.
You gonna dig him til the day you die."
Thanks for the heads up, angel_i!
Yeah, I agree. If someone knows someone else personally on here, then they just need to keep it to themselves, or deal privately with the person they are having a problem with.
Unless, of course, it's someone famous. LOL
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 5:33pm.
i know! i know!... HAHAHA!
OT: never wanted to watch Lindsay, why would i watch her family?
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"Clap for the Wolfman.
He gonna rate your record high.
Clap for the Wolfman.
You gonna dig him til the day you die."
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 5, 2008 - 5:32pm.
ummm
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
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Sorry, VLL. You know - I have this problem with flies too. My yogis tryna help me get over it.
I'm done for good now. Promise:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
... but what would have made it even more intoxicating was if he had started in on Kelly -- perhaps beginning with her shrill, gravely smoker voice, then finishing up with her nasty beef jerky skin -- all the while reminding her that she's as pleasant and intelligent as a laundry basket filled with soiled underwear.
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I love you. No, really.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
ESE!
I'm a lover, not a fighter! See how i distract with a cunning use of Python!!
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 5:25pm.
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Will you love it when I jump off a bridge and go splat on your window?
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If that's what it takes to make you STFU, go ahead, give it a try.
p.s. People who want to commit suicide for real, don't announce it to the general public on a gossip blog.
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See ya later alligators!
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
@ESE: That guy's from FLA. HAHA!
@Mel-Tang and happyface:
To be honest, I don't know - when it gets too personal I stop reading because I believe that people deserve privacy. Alls I know is that this bitch keeps coming up in here talking about how fucked up VLL is for NO REASON! She say she got a reason but that HER business. Shit gets personal sometimes but we each make our own decisions about what we share. She wants to share about VLL because she's sad. Like she's the first person to ever be sad or something. ANYHOO, she was reported and changed her name and LOVES attention whoring. So beyond this, she just doesn't exist for me. Just tryna be helpful:)
ONT: Why do I always love gay men? I could love two gay men. I could!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
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***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
gawd.
this gurl had the giggles this morning.
slap her little vanderbilt ass.
Angel_i !!
It's Monty Python!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgCZjSBTtyY
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
I'm confused too, happy face.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
i've never watched Anderson Cooper before, but just by watching this clip... i like him
and why do i think he sounds like Bill Maher delivering this funny rant?
oohhh, wait... you guy's are in the middle of an argument, don't mind me... carry on
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"Clap for the Wolfman.
He gonna rate your record high.
Clap for the Wolfman.
You gonna dig him til the day you die."
I suspect white sticky stuff is actually Tara Reid or Shauna Sand, angry and bitter because we don't bow down to their gorgeousness. I love seeing people like this shit themselves in these forums because they're angry at life.
Someone please fill me in on what this white sticky stuff drama is. Please?
I am applauding Deb, and waving good byw to everyone else.....gotta go!
BTW, Sluttsville just posted a fucking BRILLIANT Caption this entry
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I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under