Dear Andy, White Oprah Is Coming For You
Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and the conversation turned to the Long Island trainwreck known as "Living Lohan."
Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60." What a bitch! Andy can slap me on the ass and call me 60 any day.
And do you hear that? It's the sound of White Oprah busting out of her third spray tanning session of the day and running to her computer. She's going to put those Lee Press-Ons to fucking work. Andy better shut down his inbox, because here comes one of White Oprah's long ass statements and you know that bitch asks for a return receipt.
White Oprah doesn't know who she's messing with. If that bitch fucks with MAH BOO, I will rip off Ali's annoying choker and use it to whip the bullshit out of White Oprah.
UPDATE: Here's the video of Anderson ripping into "Living Lohan." We truly need to become best girlfriends.
VIA Lainey Gossip
Thanks Debra
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Submitted by KD on August 5, 2008 - 3:34pm.
I thought the "report" was for spam. Or does SPAM mean "Stupid people acting maniacly"?
Hm, I think I just invented a word.
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I think it's safe to say it can go either way.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
AC is a gay man who still does it for me. Do you think he might be convinced to switch teams, just once, for fun?
He is adorable and smart and funny. A lethal combination.
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Im not stalking anyone....
If you want to know anything about me ask you know who to send you some of our correspondance and you'll see the very major pertinant reason this is going on....
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Wrong.
Why would you show strangers other people's personal correspondence? (that's right - it's NOT just yours) I do believe that is very mean and nasty.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by KD on August 5, 2008 - 4:34pm.
I thought the "report" was for spam. Or does SPAM mean "Stupid people acting maniacly"?
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Hey! Maybe that's what it means! I always wondered about that - they named it after K-rations???
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I thought the "report" was for spam. Or does SPAM mean "Stupid people acting maniacly"?
Hm, I think I just invented a word.
I stalk myself and shit cause its popular
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 4:29pm.
This stalker shit is more juicey then Days of our Twatts!
Wich one of you sluts is MArlena and Stefano?
Sounds super sonic lezbionic to me
Ive had some tasty dick but aint nothing ever made me stalk the old dick that my new tasty dick use to dick with.
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LOL! Someone mentioned, once, that women love on each other because men suck (I know, I know - if you're lucky;P). At the time, I mentioned that it's not always easier to love on a woman because, inevitably, there will be DRAH-MA.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I'm confused on who's stalking who here..... I mean, I don't frequent the comment sections much, but I just want to make sure that I don't have to worry about another restraining order coming my way.
I kid. I kid.
But anyway, keep it safe, kids!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 4:15pm.
A child was born, with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
God is smiling on you but hes frowning too
Cause only God knows what you go through
Ahhh the 80's a simpler time in life....I'm getting old.....
OOOOO Anderson Cooper for President!!!!!! That bitch can speak the truth.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 4:28pm.
PSL!
Don't do eeet! It's already stalking one Dlister!
*report*
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I love this avvie of yours but who is that?
(also reported)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
PSL
this one is worst then yours
Clarisse, no way in hell am I posting my pics.....not outing myself to anyone....too much drug talk....heehee
I have nothing to prove, I just...I just....I just want this fucking loser to LEAVE.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
This stalker shit is more juicey then Days of our Twatts!
Wich one of you sluts is MArlena and Stefano?
Sounds super sonic lezbionic to me
Ive had some tasty dick but aint nothing ever made me stalk the old dick that my new tasty dick use to dick with.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
PSL!
Don't do eeet! It's already stalking one Dlister!
*report*
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
I know... what's the deal? Is she in love with HER? or her man?
So many questions!
NEVER assume whitestickystuff...I'd show you my pictures, but I'm afraid you start stalking me.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
I have so much respect for this man right now
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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(='.'=)
(")_(")
Shoot, I almost wish I were a shut-in (minus the overweight part, which I'm not). That would be way more interesting than my job.
O. MY. GOD. I LOVE this man! Every time you show me a clip I love him more and more. I don't know a damn thing about TVLand but this man is the shit. He should own it.
And what's with the Kelly lady? Does she have a huge crush on him or something? She's SO uncomfortable in her body. It's hard to watch.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 5, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 12:50pm
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She doesn't have Lindsay's entourage around to finger-bang her in a club, she's got to get guys around her somehow!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Wow. That was amazing. The silver fox just made my day! :)
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Hi Aunt Bea!
How YOU doin? Do guidos still drive Monte Carlos? they are fuckin mint!
I told you I moved a looooong time ago, so my slang is a bit dated....heehee
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Hey PSL!
LOL...the Guidos are in full force only now they drive Hummers and Mercedes. The hair has less gel, their pants fall down past their asses though they still wear their chains, they have diamond studs in both ears (ugh) and some even sport the "skull" tattoo which is blasphemus (sp?) to Aunt Bea!
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. He makes me want to LICK the screen
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A Womans hardware store is where you buy Jewelry
{(º,_,º)} Crystal
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:04pm.
I was going to ask you to pick apart the post below yours...But I am just going to hit the REPORT button instead ;)
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I was about to do the same when I saw the return. good eye.
It's a good thing Dina Lohan doesn't get out of bed until 3pm. She would have shit a brick... of cocaine, of course.
His face in that picture could totally be a gay "caption this".
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I was going to ask =you to pick apart the post below yours...But I am just going to hit the REPORT button instead ;)
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Ya know how sometimes you wash dishes that have been in the sink for a while and when you're done there are squishy remnants of food gone bad in the drain catcher and you really wanna clean it out but it's just so horribly disgusting that you just say "fuck it" and leave someone else to do the dirty work? You can apply those feelings here. It's much less stressful to hit the report button.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 4:13pm.
LOL! Aunt Bea can say alot worse especially when she has PMS and a wicked migraine.
Hi Aunt Bea!
How YOU doin? Do guidos still drive Monte Carlos? they are fuckin mint!
I told you I moved a looooong time ago, so my slang is a bit dated....heehee
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
I am in love with this man. Gimme this silver fox any day. Yum.
Oh Snap, Aunt Bea said Ass!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Me too but you know those bitches cant read right?
sucks for them!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Why would anyone famous waste a minute of their day worrying about what a bunch of overweight shut ins feel about them?
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Now, now, don't be so hard on yourself. With some therapy you can join the real world in no time. And after that walk your fat ass over to Weight Watchers. I'll pray for you!
Shit, if California starts having another aftershock from last Tuesday's earthquake, we know who's responsible. White Oprah is coming for Anderson with her Malonno's and a cocktail. Loves it!
This is going on my facebook!
<3!
xxyz, what a Fucktardius Maximus.
I know that I am not an overweight shut in, but I don't call anyone else one either...
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
I looooove Anderson!!! (does he seem a little drunk on R&K???) I'm just glad I'm not the only one who wonders why the little lohan girl looks like her mother's sister...
While I like Anderson Cooper, nobody does it better than Keith Olbermann. He is a gawd in my books.
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
PSL
Right?!
ahahahahhahahahaha, I hate the Lohans, but more urgently I need to sober up before i drive home from work. Damn I miss trains, here in the south we gots to drive!!!!!!
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 12:50pm.
WO is too busy setting more audtions for Ali with porn directors.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/31/ali-lohan-auditions-for-p_n_116...
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Take it down or you'll be hearing from my attorney...
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Why would anyone famous waste a minute of their day worrying about what a bunch of overweight shut ins feel about them?
Pray-tell...
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I thought you said you weren't fat?
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
I was going to ask =you to pick apart the post below yours...But I am just going to hit the REPORT button instead ;)
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Your Mom Ate...
*sigh* nevermind
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What's wrong, love?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by mandospizza on August 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
WE ARE SOUL MATES!
WE BOTH ATTENDED DALTON AND WE LIKE DOODS.
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It's true--attending the same school and liking the opposite sex makes for soulmate material! I'm so excited about that, I almost puked on my Bratz doll!
*whistles Andy Griffith theme while banging head against wall*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Your Mom Ate...
*sigh* nevermind
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:49pm.
I cant tell all of them or they will no who i am here and then i wont get .....
WELL ONE IS DENISE RICHARDS AND HER ASSisticunt!
Im notevenfuckingkidding!!!!!!!!
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Meh. I'd be loving it if one of em was Shitney or Wonky McValtrex. Denise Richards is a dustfart.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by peaches on August 5, 2008 - 3:25pm.
There are at least THREE famooooose peepers that i know of who post here. One is very popular and the other is a shit stirrer who you would never guess could even dress themselves by the shit they post.
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That sounds like a low down dirty lie!!!!
Why would anyone famous waste a minute of their day worrying about what a bunch of overweight shut ins feel about them?
Pray-tell...
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
I've always loved Anderson Cooper. Now I want to bear his children. Andy, I'll oil your nice little butt while we watch "Shark Week" in our brand new 52" HDTV anytime. Call me!
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Let me dirty up your mind.