They Forgot The Sauce!
42-year-old Reginald Peterson of Jacksonville, FL had an extremely valid reason for calling 911. He called them because the dumb bitches at Subway got his sandwich wrong! Finally! Someone has stood up and done something about the injustice that's going on at Subway!
He told police that his sammy "did not include 'everything' as he had requested." He told the police that they "could have his sandwich made to his specifications."
Reginald claimed the sauce in his Spicy Italian sandwich was left out. He called 911 twice. Once to complain about the sandwich, and a second time to complain about the officers taking so long. This man is amazing.
The whores at Subway told police that he flipped out and started screaming at everyone because they couldn't get his sammy right. They locked him out of the store after he went to call 911.
When the police got there, they tried to calm him down, but that didn't really work out. He just wanted his damn sauce! Reginald was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of placing false 911 calls.
I don't blame him. I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich.
Seriously, it's not completely his fault. The little voices in his head kept telling him that he deserved the damn sauce!
Thanks Lex
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I don't blame his retarded azz for calling the po po-s. You try choking down 12 dry inches. That's no good for either party.
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And I should give a shyt because....
Sorry but this is one ugly motherfucker. We have pretty good 911 service in my area. I thank my lucky stars for that but I also thank my lucky stars that I probably need a doc visit once a year if that and we have no med insurance so yeah, I'm gonna work extra hard to keep my old ass in shape. Sometimes being a poor ol'd hobag has its perks too! lol.
He forgot to tell them that Jared touched him inappropriately.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
James Haven worked at Subway's when he was a young actor just starting out. People can be so cruel. James Haven had a customer that wanted Tuna with mayo, lettuce, tomato, hold he onions. But James Haven didn't hear "hold" and gave the man onions.
The man came racing back into the store, climbed over the counter and tried to shove the onions down James Haven's throat!
Angie happened to stop by and saw the attack! She took a bottle of "Mountain Dew" and hit the man upside his head! Together, we dragged the man out of the store and left him lying in the street. James Haven never did go back to Subway. The memories were too much for him to bear.
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To the poster wondering about the italian from Subway...
I almost always order the Spicy Italian or the other one with pepperoni on it (BMT?). I never get mayo or mustard on my sandwiches. My choice is always oil and vinegar, salt and pepper, parmesan cheese.
Just lil' ol' me
Just lil' ol' me
The dude was just on the local news. He doesn't seem to think calling 911 was a wrong move! Too bad he didn't call free information to get the non-emergency number for the police, or a number for corporate Subway.
Apparently they locked him outside of the store without his sandwiches!
Submitted by abbotk on August 5, 2008 - 10:45pm.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
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LMAO!!! Make sure you have sauce, or things may get ugly.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
For what the people there are making, I'm sure they would have given him some extra special sauce if he had wanted it so bad.
Aw, poor guy. I hope that when I finally have my major psychotic episode, it won't be too public.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
911 is a joke!
I bet if he had called from Dunkin Donuts, the po po would have been right over there protecting the peace!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 9:01pm.
"Dry sammiched" HAHA. Me loves it.
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It ain't right,and Reggie P know it, I know it, you know it...WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT????
Reggie P for hot slut...He's our sammichinator, Arnold couldn't have done better...and oh, the Reg 'vill be bock'...
Reggie P don't play no dry sammich...Aw, HELL 2 the NAW...
(feature film coming fall 2010 starring Will Smith as Reggie, the sammichinator...)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 9:01pm.
"Dry sammiched" HAHA. Me loves it.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Early mornings were the best. We would take the fajita shells and make cheesy chicken quesidillas on the grill.
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Sounds yummy. I should go have dinner.
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She's flat and that's that!
damn I thought that was Mekhi Phifer....
my bad.
I feel his pain though. I hate when some minimum wage idiot gets my order wrong. but then I remember...they are making mimimum wage for a reason, like they barely graduated 2nd grade, how the hell are they supposed to remember no lettuce. it's a crime I tell ya.
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“I think my constant exclusion may have something to do with how I always say the obvious.”
Submitted by Flatsy on August 5, 2008 - 8:35pm.
And you were totally thinking, here goes 3 minutes and 40 seconds until he's outa here. Cook to order-I haven't thought about that in years.
Did you snag the green pickle buckets for coolers, too? A little stinky, but free.
I was rummaging around in my garage the other day and found an old McAshtray from the days when people could smoke in the lobby. And a coffe stirrer/coke spoon from before they were banned.
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Hahahahah we'd see him coming and the filet buns would microwaved and the cheese split by the time he got in the front doors.
No, I didn't grab the pickle buckets. I did EAT a looot of pickles though. We were constantly testing new pickle recipes. A nugget, Mac sauce and a pickle. A broken off chunk of crispy chicken, filet sauce, pickle, 1/4 of cheese slice.
Early mornings were the best. We would take the fajita shells and make cheesy chicken quesidillas on the grill.
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Submitted by TT99 on August 5, 2008 - 7:44pm.
When I call 911 It's usually because someone has broken into my apartment or because someone is trying to kill me. He should probably wait for emergencies like that. He looks good for 42, though.
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Ok, obviously you haven't been dry sammiched by a stranger...Until you have, you have no idea...It hurts, it cuts deep...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Here's a BETTER one:
Man tells 911 slot machine stole his money
TAMPA, Fla. - A second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing.
He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set.
When I call 911 It's usually because someone has broken into my apartment or because someone is trying to kill me. He should probably wait for emergencies like that. He looks good for 42, though.
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"I really wish you hadn't seen that." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 8:03pm.
When I worked at McD's in high school, there was an Indian guy who'd come in every Friday on filet 'o' fish day and order 9 of them right at 10:30 on the button. There was also an old man who'd come and pick up change out of the drive thru lane at 5:55am.
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And you were totally thinking, here goes 3 minutes and 40 seconds until he's outa here. Cook to order-I haven't thought about that in years.
Did you snag the green pickle buckets for coolers, too? A little stinky, but free.
I was rummaging around in my garage the other day and found an old McAshtray from the days when people could smoke in the lobby. And a coffe stirrer/coke spoon from before they were banned.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 7:56pm.
LOL@anus lips
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Seriously. I think it's on the cover of the OK shoot but the one on the left has its trap wide open because it can't close its GD mouth its lips are so big!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 -
So does that mean for the rest of us that want to buy a copy and scribble moles and boils all over Angie's face are shit out of luck this week, or will we be able to buy one next week?
Ok, yes, most of me wants to buy it so I can laugh over the twins' inflamed anus lips.
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Hmmmmm. Good question. I think the issue will be out for the rest of the month or until every Brangeloonie gets their hands on it.
LOL@anus lips
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 7:49pm.
I can answer that question. It is a "special" issue. I received mine today as a subscriber. Don't hate. I ordered it for my kid's fundraiser.
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So does that mean for the rest of us that want to buy a copy and scribble moles and boils all over Angie's face are shit out of luck this week, or will we be able to buy one next week?
Ok, yes, most of me wants to buy it so I can laugh over the twins' inflamed anus lips.
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Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 7:47pm.
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GOOD ON YOU. The shit they serve and the practices at fast food places is horrid. They care so little about food quality and so much about quantity
Here's a winner for you. There was a mouse infestation once at the location I worked at, and we came in one morning to find that mice had chewed their way into the bags of cheeseburger/hamburger buns. There were little puddles of mouse piss and mouse turds all over the bags dangerously close to the holes they chewed into. The manager's solution? "Rinse off the bags in the sink and keeo serving the buns."
The next day, I found a rotting mouse in a puddle of its own vomit under the shelves where the ketchip was keot.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Ok, offtopic, but what was the big deal about People Magazine's big debut on Sunday? Doesn't that actual magazine come out NEXT week?
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I can answer that question. It is a "special" issue. I received mine today as a subscriber. Don't hate. I ordered it for my kid's fundraiser.
Inside is fun filled pages of the Brangie Bunch. Brad and Angie looking oily as ever. All the kiddies are involved. And then is the "interview" where Angie and Brad pretend to be the first parents on earth.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Ok, having worked at McDonald's I STRONGLY advise everyone in here never to touch the round eggs you get in the McMuffins.
I don't have enough fingers to count on to tell you about the number of times I've seen some twat cook an egg that's been fertilized (a chicken eyeball here, and bloody placenta there) and serve it.
Just stay away. I'd say stay away from the chicken, too.
LCT, I'd just like to say for the record that it's been over ten years (at LEAST) that I've ever eaten anything from McDonald's or any other fast food joint for that matter. That's not me bragging btw. I just cook a lot and grind my own ground beef. Once in a blue moon we go out for a burger at Red Robin but that's not often (like maybe thrice a year). My daughter turns 21 this month and dinner is her pick (of course) but I'm kinda hoping she picks my favorite sushi/sashimi place but if not no biggie.
PS. I worked at KFC as a teenager and it was GROSS. Luckily that soured me on fast food. The only thing I ever ate there was the cole-slaw. lol :)
Ok, offtopic, but what was the big deal about People Magazine's big debut on Sunday? Doesn't that actual magazine come out NEXT week?
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This is making me think of having watched "Fast Food Nation" the other night, and the scene where the Mickey's worker spits in the burger he's making. I wondered whether he overheard that the guy ordering it was a bigwig in the company, or if he just routinely spat in burgers. :P
LOVE CARROTTOP said, "Ok, having worked at McDonald's I STRONGLY advise everyone in here never to touch the round eggs you get in the McMuffins."
Wow, they use real eggs? That's a revelation...
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Ok, having worked at McDonald's I STRONGLY advise everyone in here never to touch the round eggs you get in the McMuffins.
I don't have enough fingers to count on to tell you about the number of times I've seen some twat cook an egg that's been fertilized (a chicken eyeball here, and bloody placenta there) and serve it.
Just stay away. I'd say stay away from the chicken, too.
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Submitted by Flatsy on August 5, 2008 - 6:51pm.
When I worked at McD's in HS & college, an old man came in every night and would yell at us to give him 'easy open' ketchup packets. WTF.
And then there was the very unfortunate looking M-to-F trannie. She was huge and liked Big Macs.
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When I worked at McD's in high school, there was an Indian guy who'd come in every Friday on filet 'o' fish day and order 9 of them right at 10:30 on the button. There was also an old man who'd come and pick up change out of the drive thru lane at 5:55am.
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Cut the man some slack. If you had been dragged around the crib by your nostrils as a child, you'd be bat-shit crazy, too!
The Devil really wears Lane Bryant.
brotha looks like he got bonked one too many times on the noggin...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
its as if he's going to crawl through the screen...
crap!
this dude's one scary as bitch =O
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 5, 2008 - 6:20pm.
IV - that does sound sexual, but I know what you mean. Mayo belongs on the bread.
When I worked at McD's in HS & college, an old man came in every night and would yell at us to give him 'easy open' ketchup packets. WTF.
And then there was the very unfortunate looking M-to-F trannie. She was huge and liked Big Macs.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 5:34pm
ROFL!! Enjoy your nippy nap!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 6:29pm.
***tosses gazelle-printed catnip pillow***
For reals, he wanted to eat his sammitch, it was sauceless, he chose to eat some ass, instead. He was hungry!
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NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE! *sniffing catnip pillow, settling in for nap*...We'll sammitch riot later....
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Imagine the embarrassment he's going to suffer as he compares rap sheets with the other inmates in jail. "Yeah, I'm in for armed robbery and assault, how about you?". "Ummm, I didn't like my sandwich."
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Stoney!!!!
I have two green bags!!! They only really help if you remember to take them into the store though...
*grumble*grumble*grumble*
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Who are you telling?! We own about six or seven, and I always forget to bring them into the store.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 6:29pm.
***tosses gazelle-printed catnip pillow***
For reals, he wanted to eat his sammitch, it was sauceless, he chose to eat some ass, instead. He was hungry!
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Aspergers is a mild form of autism, but it still comes in varying degrees. I worked in a some special ed classrooms where some kid's with aspergers needed personal aides with them all the time to function in school and some didn't.
More info can be found here:
http://www.autism-society.org/site/PageServer?pagename=life_aspergers
Wait, so this 911 service gets to determine what an emergency is? I mean, what kind of emergency service is that? Bitch needed some freakin' sauce! They couldn't dispatch some emergency chef with a big ol' pot of sauce to administer to that parched sammich???? Not even one of them FoodNetwork ho's?? What kind of a country do we live in where a bitch can't get justice for his sammich, I ask you?????
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Subway makes your sub right in front of you in what is basically a big picture window. I've never seen anyone who didn't stand there and watch them make the sub they order. They ask you about each little ingredient you might possibly want on there. It's one place that has never, ever screwed up an order.
Lmao!
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Last Xtina sighting - August 4th 2008
@applehead
My mom said my cousins have aspberger's, but they really are just a little immature, that's how it seems. Isn't aspbergers like a mild form of autism? How exactly does it affect people who have it, because my cousins certainly wouldn't do anything like this dude did. They're sweet girls who pretty much keep to themselves if they don't know you.
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At Subway I always have to specify, with my turkey with mayo, that I want the mayo ON THE BREAD, not the meat. WTF is up with that? Then you have slippery meat and a dry bun. That sounds somehow sexual.
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Hello, 911. Oh sorry, we can't respond to your call about an armed robbery in progress because we have to deal with the dumbass and his sandwich.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Okay this is confussing! Did he not try telling the workers at subway first what they did wrong? If he called 911 without even discussing it with the employees first, it means he must have escaped from a psych ward or he belongs in one!
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Submitted by paris herpes on August 5, 2008 - 4:29pm.
He must have Asberger's or something. I've never had an Italian sub from Subway, are they any good? With or without the sauce...what's in that sauce anyway?
LMAO! My son DOES have Aspergers and he mostly orders the Italian sub! That just tickled my funny bone for some reason.
Gotta go...see ya wouldnt want to be ya!
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone