Everyone Is Having Twins
Lisa Marie Presley and her jaunty husband, Michael Lockwood, have confirmed that they are having twins. It was rumored a few months ago that she had two babies hanging out in there. It makes sense since she's about the size of Graceland.
Priscilla told ET, "She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, you know, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they're having and when it's time to make the announcement." I'm surprised Priscilla can still move her face, let alone talk. She probably wrote down her statement, because there's no way that woman can move her mouth without the help for a crane.
Lisa Marie's daddy, Elvis, was a twin. Priscilla's younger brothers are also twins.
MORE TWINS! Saint Angie, JLo, Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, Becky Romjin Lettuce and Nancy Grace all had twins. IVF is in the Hollywood water.
Scientologist freaks. Elvis is rolling over in his grave, hence the earthquake.
Cripes! She looks just like Elvis -- belly and all.
I really think these are natural. Her dad was one of twins, first born.
That said, wouldn't hurt her to crack a smile there.
She will not be coming back from that physically.
Considering her choice of sperm donor...how is it that this guy is any different than MICHAEL JACKSON?
Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 1:00am.
There's no way that elfin sprite with hat produced twins. I bet he can't even do it twice.
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I don't know why, but I think he's hot and I want to do him-hat and all.
Valerie Breiman is her name (this one was hard to find, not even on wiki), but i guess she was in the movie, "casual sex"? which was also a movie i was completely intriuged with when i was like 10, just because of the title of the movie, anyway thats a different story. i saw the cover- but little did i know the chick on 'howard the duck' would be associated with such filth?? lmao.. belive me it was a coming of age thing? and i had vowed to watch it when i grew up, and still have not, haha.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
If twins run in the family, it's likely that the twins are natural. It's rare for twins to be first born though. I would be suspicious of celebs who have had first born twins. Your chances of having twins are higher after the first time around--however even that is not unheard of just statistically unlikely.
There's no way that elfin sprite with hat produced twins. I bet he can't even do it twice.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
i can't log into forums or nominations for hot slut of the day!... but all these preggo ho's via IVF or whatever reminds of that 80's flick "she's having a baby"- (HE wasn't fertile and whatever, whatever- anyway), now the ho that was alec balwins g-friend, who was kevin bacons best friend, that was a straight up ho should at least have honorable mention for HSOTD- see we wrapped it up right there, HSOTD and solved the bermuda triangle/abyss that is "the six degrees of kevin bacon"~ yay! now i feel accomplished, sad but true, but eh. lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 1:17am.
Mmmmm....mmmm...Lisa Marie is my kinda super sized meal. You get a a double order of baby nuggets and a big ol' helpin' o' heiffer...Yeah, hold the sides...*tying bib around tiger neck*...
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OMG, choking with laughter. My husband just asked me what was wrong, and I couldn't stop laughing - thanks! LOL
Guess Lisa Marie isn't wearing that moisturizer James Haven suggested. Her face is all ruddy. She never listens.
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that's a small amount of women compared to all the ones in Hollywood and in Los Angeles metro and in the United States.Nancy Grace doesn't count because she's an lawyer and not a Hollywood person. Gwen Stefani is having twins according to the tabs and one of The Olsen Twins is having twins.
Submitted by Cubanita on August 5, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Don't forget all the surrogate birthed twins:
Joan Lundon has 2 boy/girl sets & Dennis Quade has 1.
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Didn't Jane Seymour have her twin sons by a surrogate as well?
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 8:32pm.
It was! You know what, I've been duped! :)
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"When a Girl has a Heart of Stone,
there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."
-Vanilla Ice, "Cool As Ice"
Mmmmm....mmmm...Lisa Marie is my kinda super sized meal. You get a a double order of baby nuggets and a big ol' helpin' o' heiffer...Yeah, hold the sides...*tying bib around tiger neck*...What? The preggo ho's is messy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Don't forget all the surrogate birthed twins:
Joan Lundon has 2 boy/girl sets & Dennis Quade has 1.
Submitted by TT99 on August 5, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Depends: Was the turkey baster pink and veiny?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Sluts, This Just In...TT99 is pregnant with Twins! I used a turkey baster last week and I've already gained 10 lbs since so it must be twins. I'm going out drinking with my girlfriends tonight to celebrate. Oh shit, now I can't drink. Well maybe I can, cause there might not have been any sperm in the turkey baster. Don't they come with sperm included? You know what, I may have been doing this all wrong.
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"So what you guys need is something a
little more subtle than framing him for murder,
which I actually think is still a great idea." - Dave, FOTC
IVF: invasive surgical procedure.
Fertility drugs: More eggs, more babies faster
Aha!
No, zuh was in response to this image:
a) that stringy haired hipster wearing a leisure suit seems photoshopped into the picture
b) Lisa Marie tapped that?
c) she's pregnant?!
Carry on. . .
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
MORE TWINS! Saint Angie, JLo, Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, Becky Romjin Lettuce and Nancy Grace all had twins
You forget P Diddy's baby mama, and Patrick Dempsey's wife.... lol just sayin
Submitted by Grace Disful on August 5, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Zuh?
GD, I was just ragging on a spammer. lol. Didn't mean to alarm anyone.
Zuh?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by abbotk on August 5, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Hey shit for brains! I've got a website for YOU! It's called knifeyouinthekidneys.com! Ever hear of it? It's on the karma train near you. I bet your liver would be delish spread on some toast points with a nice vintage bottle of STFU.
Looking at her makes me never want to become pregnant; she has got to be the most miserable looking pregnant woman I've ever seen.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
The Hollywood baby thing is getting out of hand since they realised you get more money the more brats you have. Obviously being pregnant with just one baby is so passe. Who is gonna be the first celebuwhore with triplets?
This twin thing ia a right wing alien conspiracy amongst the famous clique. We all need to pray.
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omg she looks miserable, makes my stomach hurt just looking at that huge belly!
Her husband is allllll sorts of creepy!! WTF!!! What's with the khaki outfit and plaid shirt??
FREAKS AMONG US
lisa marie looks more pissed off than usual...probably because that weirdo husband has to get drunk on barley water to mount her...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by madam s. on August 5, 2008 - 6:33pm.
That leprechaun sneaking up on her is so terrifying.
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LMAO! You captured him perfectly!
Submitted by madam s. on August 5, 2008 - 10:33pm.
That leprechaun sneaking up on her is so terrifying.
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Yes, he's "magically delicious"!
Looks like he gets a beatdown every night if he doesn't fluff her pillow just right...
And wouldn't you just love to rip that hat off of his head?
I don't know whos the bigger disappointment her or Sean Lennon. She was some what pretty when she was married to nic cage.
I don't believe there's a natural set of twins or tits in Hollywood.
The current rate in the United States is 31 twin births per 1,000 women.
There is healthy fat pregnant and there is bloated pig pregnant. -Gawd, I hate saying this but hobag is straight up pig preggers. I can't stand LM. She annoys the fuck outta me. Maybe she's a sweetheart IRL but all I sense from her is BITCH (and not the good kind).
That leprechaun sneaking up on her is so terrifying.
wow! she is straight natiional geographic preggo! whatever that means, it just sounds like it applies to her.
That dude's outfit alone would probably be enough probable cause for the police to search his home for child porn.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Why does Lisa want more kids? She isn't exactly the the most stable woman on the planet. But with "Crypt Keeper" Priscilla as a Mom and Elvis as a dad, it ain't that shocking she's unstable.
And being in the CO$ doesn't help one's sanity either.
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Submitted by mike on August 5, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Hate to tell you this, but that pic was taken before Lisa Marie became pregnant.
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LOL! You're probably right.
So sad. Michael Locke was Aimee Mann's guitarist before he hooked up with LMP and converted to Scientology. He was quite talented, but then, he was also working with someone who could write a song and didn't do electronic duets with her dad. (No disrespect to Natalie Cole intended, of course.)
Hate to tell you this, but that pic was taken before Lisa Marie became pregnant.
The twin trend is tiresome. Someone has to up the ante with triplets...what about Gayken's baby incubator?
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 5, 2008 - 5:29pm.
She looks heavy and sullen, like one of those fat slobs who think that if they mad-dogg everyone they'll come off looking like some kind of bad ass, instead of just a fat ass.
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You're right!
I have to confess, I have a soft spot in my heart for Lisa Marie because I love the song, "Idiot" and am not a Nick Coppola fan. It's a good song, IMO, but the rumors it was because of NC just made me giggle my ass off.
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Submitted by mnkyface on August 5, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Dude looks like Tom Wolfe.
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And, wishes that he is just as talented as Mr. Wolfe. Which he probably isn't.
BTW: Who the hell is he beside her latest sperminator?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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At least twins run in the family for Lisa Marie and Julia Roberts...
IVF is the new black.
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Dude looks like Tom Wolfe.