Everyone Is Having Twins
Lisa Marie Presley and her jaunty husband, Michael Lockwood, have confirmed that they are having twins. It was rumored a few months ago that she had two babies hanging out in there. It makes sense since she's about the size of Graceland.
Priscilla told ET, "She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, you know, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they're having and when it's time to make the announcement." I'm surprised Priscilla can still move her face, let alone talk. She probably wrote down her statement, because there's no way that woman can move her mouth without the help for a crane.
Lisa Marie's daddy, Elvis, was a twin. Priscilla's younger brothers are also twins.
MORE TWINS! Saint Angie, JLo, Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, Becky Romjin Lettuce and Nancy Grace all had twins. IVF is in the Hollywood water.
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Well, Elvis wasn't exactly known to be the gentlest person to grace the earth. So it does make sense, I guess. Poor Priscilla. I always think she must be the sweetest, most tolerant bimbo ever.
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Pregnant not pregnant she always looks so ungratefully miserable.
I wish Elvis had been my daddy.
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She always looks sullen-faced and pissed off. Has anyone got a picture of her smiling? Worth money, I'd bet.
Loathe though I am to stand up for celebrities, not all of them use IVF to conceive their choice of offspring. Since in Lisa's case they appear to run on both sides of her family, and her older maternal age, I think it's natural here.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 5:43pm.
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I'm askeerd of that big bitch! ☺
Submitted by Euphoria on August 5, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Effing love the expression on grouchy old Lisa Marie's face...like, "You fucker, you did this to me. I feel like a whale with live fish inside of me and I'm the King's Daughter, dammit! Where is my throne? Why did I marry such a douche? Where are my damn Krisy Kremes and fried peanut butter and nanner sammiches?"
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Ha! You know it.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 5:09pm.
I agree w/you...it's almost like Pricilla has lived 2 lives...her Elvis days and after Elvis
By looking at the two gene donors, those are going to be two fugly kids ... with lots of Presley money.
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It's sick to think that celebs are doing IVF like they are doing botox. I am on fertility meds and I had a girl at work (who has no fertility probs) say she wanted to take them so she can have twins. I was like, bitch!!!
She ate hers.
She looks heavy and sullen, like one of those fat slobs who think that if they mad-dogg everyone they'll come off looking like some kind of bad ass, instead of just a fat ass.
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Meh, I don't like pregnant woman. They usually look pissed off and resentful.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Wow, Lisa Marie. What the Fuck...That creepy little dude looks like he's scared to death and trying to catch up to her before she knocks him cold. She looks like she's about to knock his ass out if he doesn't step it up. Apparently living at Graceland didn't teach her much grace.
shes STILL pregnant?? Hasn't she been pregnant for like a year now??
You know she keeps her pimp hand strong. That little fedora-wearing twig is about to get snapped in two by a serious backhanded bitchslap in 3..2..1...
Effing love the expression on grouchy old Lisa Marie's face...like, "You fucker, you did this to me. I feel like a whale with live fish inside of me and I'm the King's Daughter, dammit! Where is my throne? Why did I marry such a douche? Where are my damn Krisy Kremes and fried peanut butter and nanner sammiches?"
Geez I wouldn't want to fuck with that bitch! Check out the look on her face, she looks like she hasn't taken a shit for 2 months and is ready to kill anybody within arms length at any given moment! She just looks fucking mean!
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Lisa Marie is the absolute spitting image of her father. She looks just like him. With that said, true, natural twins are actually pretty rare. I suspect a lot of these "people with means" are taking fertility drugs or IVF, because twins are not that common.
I hope for fuck's sake those babies don't look like him.
I actually like Lisa Marie and Priscilla. Idk what it is about them but I have been infatuated with Priscilla since I was in my early teens, I read her bio and tons of other books about her. I thought she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and I still find her pretty. I know she went and fucked up her grill but there is still a sparkle about her that sets her apart. She does lots of wonderful things for charity and is involved in fighting for great causes. I always thought Lisa was pretty too, esp when she was with Nicolas Cage she was super hot then. All in all I hope she is happy and has 2 healthy babies, I dont think this was Invetro I mean look at all the twins in her immediate family guess it was just a matter of time. She doesnt seem like the type to plan a pregnancy she seems to just let it fly. Just my opinion.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
She looks way hostile, and he's a drunk who get's the shiot kicked out of him nightly.
" Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Maybe he's Bing Crosby's illegitimate grandson?
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Dahling, you're nooobody unless you're having IVF! I had mine done at the quaintest ski chalet in Aspen. I've already hired 14 nannies...because I looove children!
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MK: "It makes sense since she's about the size of Graceland."
I'll go you one better: LMP's uterus is probably lined with the same nasty green shag carpet her Daddy put all over the Jungle Room. Them twins ain't never coming out. Hell, Elvis is probably in there as well.
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Submitted by Hairicane on August 5, 2008 - 4:45pm.
I think Lisa Marie Presley and Kirstie Alley may have been separated at birth.
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Maybe Kirstie is the bastard child of Elvis and his HS sweetheart. Juicy!
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but her facial expression is always h8tful
@woodhouse - the resemblance is scary:
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I guess if I married a man who dressed like that, I'd want to beat the hell out of somebody.
She does always look like she's one step away from committing homicide...
lol moonmaid. So true. He was more stylish before Hairicane stole the fishing lures out of his hat.
imagine how creepy hollywood is going to be 15-20 yrs from now.. everyone literally WILL look the same..
dang! you can practically see through her dress!
Oh no, there's goes Tokyo...
what would be funny is if one of those twins could actually sing/act/have any discernable talent....
Oh, and don't worry Madame Pince, the look on Lisa's face clearly shows that if hubby gets out of line she will eat him.
Quoting MK:
"MORE TWINS! Saint Angie, JLo, Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, Becky Romjin Lettuce and Nancy Grace all had twins. IVF is in the Hollywood water."
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They all have the same IVF DOCTOR!
Submitted by woodhorse on August 5, 2008 - 8:49pm.
DAYUM! Monster bitch looks like she's going to give dude the beatdown of a lifetime.
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@woodhorse - LMP is just pissed off that she married the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.
I agree "Sonne", but don't forget, Lisa Marie is a $cientologist. Xenu is supposed to help them with all of their troubles, not an actual doctor.
I also agree that given her family history plus her age, this is probably one case where fertility drugs and the like were not a factor.
These middle-aged richies are all having twins because THAT'S WHAT FERTILITY DRUGS DO! Duh! The only reason Nicole Kidman didn't is because her surrogate was in her early 20's and didn't need no baby juice.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 3:46pm.
DAYUM! Monster bitch looks like she's going to give dude the beatdown of a lifetime.
DAYUM! Monster bitch looks like she's going to give dude the beatdown of a lifetime.
She's like Khloe Kardassian.
50 bucks says Lisa Marie can take Kong Kardashian. Unless it's in mud. Then I want 2 to 1 odds.
What's with that husband of hers? He's always looked weird to me. Didn't she marry him in some sort of Japanese ceremony? And dear God, is he wearing nail polish? These metrosexual fuckers have got to go.
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Yeah, Elvis was a twin. But didn't the twin die at birth? And then his dad grew to resent him because he blamed Elvis for its death.
I may be getting movies confused.
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DAYUM! Monster bitch looks like she's going to give dude the beatdown of a lifetime.
She's like Khloe Kardassian.
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I think Lisa Marie Presley and Kirstie Alley may have been separated at birth.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
I was wondering why she was so.....fawkin' huge!!
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Priscilla told ET, "She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, you know," Puleeez! How in the world could she keep it a secret! Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles's eyesight combined could have seen that she was having twins.
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