Tuesday, August 5th 2008

Everyone Is Having Twins

Lisa Marie Presley and her jaunty husband, Michael Lockwood, have confirmed that they are having twins. It was rumored a few months ago that she had two babies hanging out in there. It makes sense since she's about the size of Graceland.

Priscilla told ET, "She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, you know, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they're having and when it's time to make the announcement." I'm surprised Priscilla can still move her face, let alone talk. She probably wrote down her statement, because there's no way that woman can move her mouth without the help for a crane.

Lisa Marie's daddy, Elvis, was a twin. Priscilla's younger brothers are also twins.

MORE TWINS! Saint Angie, JLo, Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, Becky Romjin Lettuce and Nancy Grace all had twins. IVF is in the Hollywood water.

Posted by: Michael K


LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

It's a sad, sad place when someone only has a single baby and we wonder where the other one is.

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paris herpes's picture

It's so funny, Lisa looks like she wants to put the beat down on the jaunty ass husband of hers. I would love to watch that shit...!

Your face!

TheBreakdown's picture

Twins are gonna run in everyone's family in the next 10-15 years.

At least twins explains her larger than usual swollen ass!

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angel_i's picture

LOL!

She looks like she hates him more than she hates MJ!

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Bunnywith's picture

Well, if her daddy was a twin and her younger brothers are twins, then the twin gene runs rampant in her family and her chances of having twins are just naturally higher. She probably didn't get IVF.

I think all of California needs to be put inside a condom, though. Stop it with all the goddamn babies!

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sonne's picture

I don't care either way but she always has an aura of anger to her. Her life must have been rough growing up. For that, I feel a bit sorry for her, although she could afford a good psychologist now. :-)

parissucksliterally's picture

whatever.

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rebanndel's picture

Why can't these bitches just be truthful and say they are taking fertility drugs? Ain't no way in hell all these bitches conceived twins naturally.

karen's picture

can you say fertility drugs/or invitro? come on, all these twins and no one did that? give me a break.... celebrities are such liars....

It's not just IVF. There's also fertility drugs. ALSO, women are MUCH more likely to have twins in their late 30's/early 40's. Your body will often release more eggs upping the chance of conception.

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i don't know about you guys but i can't stand this bitch. i know shes offspring of elvis and shit. i just don't care.

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