Tuesday, August 5th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston's "Flaring Panty-Hose" Cover
I don't even know if this is Photoshop. It looks more like a cut and paste job. And they didn't use a computer. They literally cut out a picture of Rachel Green's head and used Elmer's to paste it over the model's body. Her head is the size of one of her knees. This is high art.
A Dlisted reader found Jennifer Aniston's "flaring panty-hose" at a store in Germany. They really should have went with HoHan's head instead. I mean, "flaring" panty hose? Duh.
Since we're on the subject of Jenny Aniston, here she is sans "flaring panty-hose" doing old-maidey stuff in Los Angeles today.
Wenn
Thanks Seven
Submitted by peaches on August 6, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by Spoiled on August 5, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Forget Aniston, at least she was an adult when she got dumped. I feel sorry for little Shalane McCall, on the edge of 15 when she and Brad first hooked up in 1987 (and he was just turning 24). Love how this article shaves a few years off for him: http://www.shalane.de/cpg/displayimage.php?pid=112&fullsize=1
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sorry, but I find it disturbing that he was 22 years of age dating a 15 year old! What is the matter with him? Are the women his own age just too mature for him? Even Juliette Lewis was underage when he dated her. He seems to have a pattern. That tells me he has some personal issues to deal with. Either that or he likes to have control over someone younger than himself. He probably loved the admiration that came from dating a youngster who is inexperienced. Needs to stroke his huge ego. I think that's why Jen probably walked around feeling insecure much of the time. He was probably condescending and made her feel inadequate. I'm sure Jolie is having a field day with him now.
I often wonder if all this debate about celebrity relationships isn't moot. Most of these relationships are probably as scripted as movies. I bet at least 75% of successful thesbians are drugged out, promiscuous bi-sexuals/gays whose tabloid relationships are invented for our benefit - innocent children included. Brad is probably more into George Clooney and Matt Damon than Angelina and Aniston combined. Same with the contrived girl drama surrounding Owen Wilson,Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey and Jakie Gillenhal. Where there's smoke there's fire. Can anyone in the business confirm?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 7:50am.
Maybe, huh? I just wanna eat popcorn and watch the two armies go at each other.
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
Angie will cheat first (if she hasn't already). I think that's a given.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 10:41am.
I don't know, but it would be awfully funny if Angie hooked up with John Mayer. That would be gossip fodder for a lifetime.
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If Angie hooked up with John, I am 98% sure JA would go postal and blow Angie's egotistical head off.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 7:43am.
Thanks, I couldn't remember his name. Those were some extremely hot sex scenes with Diane Lane.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 6, 2008 - 10:41am.
I think Angie already has, with whatshisname french actor from "Unfaithful" Kylie's bf.
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Oooo I forgot about him... I honestly think these two clowns are idiots for thinking they can keep up with all their kids all the same age. Morons.
EastEndGirl on August 6, 2008 - 10:41am
Olivier Martinez.
I ♥ him.....
And I think The Brad already has, look at what he has to deal with.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 7:38am.
Who will cheat first: Angie or Brad?
I don't know, but it would be awfully funny if Angie hooked up with John Mayer. That would be gossip fodder for a lifetime.
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I think Angie already has, with whatshisname french actor from "Unfaithful" Kylie's bf.
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POLL TIME!
Who will cheat first: Angie or Brad?
nah, angie was single. brad was the one buffing two ladies. he's the lady stealer! lol/
Submitted by Spoiled on August 5, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Forget Aniston, at least she was an adult when she got dumped. I feel sorry for little Shalane McCall, on the edge of 15 when she and Brad first hooked up in 1987 (and he was just turning 24). Love how this article shaves a few years off for him: http://www.shalane.de/cpg/displayimage.php?pid=112&fullsize=1
He was really cute then!!
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I heard the same store has Angie Jo's likeness on a bottle of Manstealer cologne.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I want my own line of 'draws at one of these thrift stores!!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I like looking at her but her mannerisms irritate me. I tolerated her in in *Derailed* because in order to look at Clyde Owen I had to.
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omg that's ridic hahahahahaha they soooo could have done a better cut and paste job than that!!!
for a horrible minute I thought they'd cut her head onto Angelina Jolie's body.
...loving the ass boobs...
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LOL I just LOVE these dollar shop rip off items! They're awesome lmao.
I don't even know what flaring is. it sounds scary.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 1:35am.
Pssssst. (Dot) you're not the only nutjob still wandering around. hehe
Aniston has a nice body....
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Pantyhose. Hmm.
Panty HOs?
C'mon. Am I the only twisted individual who saw that?
Hey, if we can have PUSSY COWS we can have PANTY HOS! Why? I said so! Plus, I'm the only nutjob up this late. lol
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I saw pantyhose like that on an HBO special, Hookers at the Point. It was about Hookers at some point--I think in New Jersey. Or the Bronx. They wore that same pantyhose when they got into cars to perform blowjobs. But none of them looked like Aniston, because no one would have stopped their Buick Regals to invite someone in who looked like Aniston into their car for even, like, a $5 blowjob. I bet Aniston is lying there getting golden showers from John Mayer and paying HIM.
She's still around? I thought she died.
I THINK that may actually be her...but I REALLY think it could be AJ's body - seriously!
If it is her, they cut that photo head from somewhere else, fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
For the Brangeloonies - JA and AJ morphed into one:
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/0/0/2148/Jennifer-Aniston-and-Ange...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
She hasn't had kids yet, that's why her (lower) body is still in tact. And her boobs are too little to sag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I must say she has a kick ass body. If I wore that outfit I'd look like a dimply sausage.
"Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 5, 2008 - 6:03pm.
For All the Little Shit Disturbers on the DList:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3MiD_U4CHQ"
This is why I heart you!
James Haven doesn't like to go into Jennifer Anniston threads for fear of retribution from Angie! Mama Pitt loves Dlisted and she wouldn't hesitate to rat out James Haven!
But James Haven is never one to back down so he will fearlessly say his peace:
1.What kind of a ho sells herself for cheap crap?!!
2. Why are her arms so large?
3. Where does one purchase "flaring pantyhose"?...for a friend of course!
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Forget Aniston, at least she was an adult when she got dumped. I feel sorry for little Shalane McCall, on the edge of 15 when she and Brad first hooked up in 1987 (and he was just turning 24). Love how this article shaves a few years off for him: http://www.shalane.de/cpg/displayimage.php?pid=112&fullsize=1
PSL, it still happens!
lolololol
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Mel-Tang, weirder things have happened here! How many non- Brangie threads wind up about Brangie? That used to happen all the time......when LA was here at least...lol
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Seriously I KNOW that body. I can't fucking find it. ARRGGHH!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
PSL, lol
I'll have whatever YOU'RE having. hahaha
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I likey!
It reminds me of those cut out dresses with the little tabs that you put on paper dolls.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 5, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Well said, my dear.
dlisted is not the place for virgin ears and tender feelings.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ok first, OMFG ROFLMAO....
Flaring Panty-Hose.
With a boot cut cotton panel.
Next i missed Mrs K. which as i read brings me to:
What exactly do the tourists at DLISTED think this site is about?
I know we are the Red light District of Gossip Stops but it's legal and we get benefits for fuck's sake.
Big Tits and Bong Hits and Cheers Hookers!!!
We edify to satisfy.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hi Mr Pres! I just saw it, after you pointed it out.....she and Benji are a perfect match....the perfect douche compliment to each other.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
This pic loses the Photoshop Award. First of all it's not even Photoshop. This was obviously done by some Indonesian kids in a sweatshop with scissors, tape and a color copier. Okay, yeah it's Jennifer Aniston's Head. But it's clearly Sharon Stone's Torso, Bruce Willis' Hands, and let's face it, those are Rupaul's Legs.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 10:39pm.
angel, I JUST saw that!
what the fuck happened to me?
*pulling out bong and STARTING to smoke now.....*
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Ha! I was going to suggest that;)
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Hi PSL, did you notice your favorite celeb has her very own thread?
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Hope you have enough herbs to soothe your confused and weary mind.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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angel, I JUST saw that!
what the fuck happened to me?
*pulling out bong and STARTING to smoke now.....*
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 10:36pm.
How the hell did Brad/Angie/Aniston get dragged into a Dina Lohan thread?
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LOL! I think you took a wrong turn, hunny:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
When my little tootsies hit the floor upon awakening, I usually trip over the clothes I left on the carptet.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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How the hell did Brad/Angie/Aniston get dragged into a Dina Lohan thread?
Dina should think about karma every time she takes a fucking breath- she's destined to come back as someone sold into sexual slavery at this point...
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Feet are for mortals. I have a "magic carpet".
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