Tuesday, August 5th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston's "Flaring Panty-Hose" Cover
I don't even know if this is Photoshop. It looks more like a cut and paste job. And they didn't use a computer. They literally cut out a picture of Rachel Green's head and used Elmer's to paste it over the model's body. Her head is the size of one of her knees. This is high art.
A Dlisted reader found Jennifer Aniston's "flaring panty-hose" at a store in Germany. They really should have went with HoHan's head instead. I mean, "flaring" panty hose? Duh.
Since we're on the subject of Jenny Aniston, here she is sans "flaring panty-hose" doing old-maidey stuff in Los Angeles today.
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well, since it seems to be the discussion... when i wake up i don't know if it's morning and i'm dehydrated and hungover
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"Clap for the Wolfman.
He gonna rate your record high.
Clap for the Wolfman.
You gonna dig him til the day you die."
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Hmmm...When my feet hit the floor, I go straight to the bathroom and pee.
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LOL!
Hmmm...When my feet hit the floor, I go straight to the bathroom and pee.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 5, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 5, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Can we reserve 914 to call when Sonic forgets to put the cherry syrup in my Diet Coke?
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THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!
:)
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
My feet don't hit the floor in the morning, just fast food wrappers and crushed beer cans.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Lol this pathetic bitch gotta be joking. Your the idiot who is going around acting like people have to explain what they write to you, and you the nerve to turn around an call someone a name? bitch grown up, and if you don't like to be called out then mind our own fucking bizness and stop concerning yourself with what people say, because if your dumb ass didn't write about my comment I wouldn't have responded to you Idiot. I bet even a 3rd grader understands that. So bitch don't start nothing you can't finish.
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I'm always gonna be me and I'm always gonna be real so, you love it or hate it :-)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 5, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 5, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Shit; there's no need to get into a snit just because one us disagrees with the other.
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I know that and you know that, but there are some lonely, unhappy people who just want a little attention.
Shit, I didn't even disagree with her! I just happened to mention in a kind and respectful way that shaming others might not be the best way to get her point across.
OK, gotta go see what the Cardinals are doing.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 5, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Can we reserve 914 to call when Sonic forgets to put the cherry syrup in my Diet Coke?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Why do people come on a celebrity bashing site and then get all worked up that said celebrities are being trashed? Seriously Vivian, there are bigger injustices out there to be outraged about. I mean, there are people in this world who can't even get sauce on their goddamn sandwich for Christ's sake.
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You are definately the voice of reason, Mr. President!
**slips Mr. President the tongue**
Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 7:08pm.
I mean, there are people in this world who can't even get sauce on their goddamn sandwich for Christ's sake.
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Which is why I DEMAND that we have a special emergency number, say 912, for sandwich sauce emergencies.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 5, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Shit; there's no need to get into a snit just because one us disagrees with the other.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I try to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor, Jesus next door already left for work hours ago.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 5, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Mrs. Kravitz: What's with the flaming? Why does Vivian have her knickers in knot?
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Here's how I see it, Momus. There are a lot of people out there in need of serious psychological counseling.
They are unhappy, angry, and lonely; they feel they have no voice, so they come here to vent. Actually, I thought I was quite nice to Vivian and she just went off.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 7:08pm.
I mean, there are people in this world who can't even get sauce on their goddamn sandwich for Christ's sake.
hahahaha. Or Paris Hilton. Just Paris Hilton.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Why do people come on a celebrity bashing site and then get all worked up that said celebrities are being trashed? Seriously Vivian, there are bigger injustices out there to be outraged about. I mean, there are people in this world who can't even get sauce on their goddamn sandwich for Christ's sake.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Chicaloca on August 5, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Upset? ha thats funny, trust me if I was you would know I just want you to get it through your head that everyone is free to say how they feel if you don't like someones comment move on to the next one. Its that simply
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Ya know what? I'm going to take your advice and move on because you make no fucking sense and I have a feeling I am talking to a 3rd grade dropout, and bitch: It's "simple" not "simply"
For All the Little Shit Disturbers on the DList:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3MiD_U4CHQ
Thanks, Mrs. K.
You are such an inspiration...
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Mrs. Kravitz: What's with the flaming? Why does Vivian have her knickers in knot?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Upset? ha thats funny, trust me if I was you would know I just want you to get it through your head that everyone is free to say how they feel if you don't like someones comment move on to the next one. Its that simply
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I'm always gonna be me and I'm always gonna be real so, you love it or hate it :-)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 5, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 5, 2008 - 6:48pm.
So moral of Vivian's story: It's always the bitches proclaiming their goodness the loudest that have the meanest, nastiest, no-sexed church lady axe to grind.
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You are awesome, Leatherette.
I am not worthy, I am not worthy
*bowing and scraping*
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My good Mrs. K, I do believe Vivian is queefing us her very special melodic queef. A "pfft" if you will. And I bow to your delicious wit -- BUT, all-caps Jim is still MINE, so step off!
'night ;)
Hi Deb. Miss you too!!!
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Vivian,
Before the sun rises try to get you foot out of your mouth too! Cookie on the way out the door?
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Nighty night, I've got fucking to do before tomorrow.
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Ok, have fun! But make sure you clean that vibrator when you're done!
Let's join hands, sing kumbaya and give Vivan big ol' "edifing to the spirit" hug.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
pfft.
You know, like some days you're getting dressed and you put on your skirt and your boots, and then you're like "Oh, shit I forgot to put on my pantyhose!" These panty-hose have flares to fit over your boots. Amazing someone didn't come up with this idea sooner. Only jet-setters who can afford to go to dollar stores in Germany will be seen wearing these at first. And then the masses.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
HAUXING Classic Socks, making your legs look beautiful? hahaha. and for a visual they show you legs that would make a turkey proud?
Edited to add:
HI MRS. K!!!!! I miss you with the passions of a thousand suns... 8-)
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Oh come on Mrs Kravitz, I see your nasty ass on here all the time. Read some of your own comments...fucking please.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 5, 2008 - 6:48pm.
So moral of Vivian's story: It's always the bitches proclaiming their goodness the loudest that have the meanest, nastiest, no-sexed church lady axe to grind.
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You are awesome, Leatherette.
I am not worthy, I am not worthy
*bowing and scraping*
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Angelina's true self:
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/40000/Angelina-Jolie--40059.jpg
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
MUAH. So moral of Vivian's story: It's always the bitches proclaiming their goodness the loudest that have the meanest, nastiest, no-sexed church lady axe to grind.
You must be refering to angelina? Cause I never said I went to church.
Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Cause I can't imagine being a down right fucking low life blog bitch being very edifing to the spirit.
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Really? You seem to have that "bitch thing" down pat.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Who needs terrorism when you have Hollywood Brats, look what Nick Hogan did to the soldier who made it home.
Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Pfft! That's what I think of that Mrs Kravitz.
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Funny. I think Mrs. Kravitz is hysterical!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Some people on here are just down right pitiful mean. And you all work so hard at it too. Such nastiness towards people you don't even know, assuming it's "smirking to the camera" warrant such spite...does the comments make you feel better or just more empty than you did to begin with? Cause I can't imagine being a down right fucking low life blog bitch being very edifing to the spirit.
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Wait. What happened here? I thought you were an evil bitch and that bit about Satan? WTF? I take it back then.
Leatherette -
I love you
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MUAH. So moral of Vivian's story: It's always the bitches proclaiming their goodness the loudest that have the meanest, nastiest, no-sexed church lady axe to grind.
Going to pray for Satan now -- that hot bitch just can't get no love.
Really? Is that some sort of gold rule of comments on blogging? Perhaps my rule book is out of date
Anyway, I am sure that everything that pops into your head is pure genius from the very beginning.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Pfft! That's what I think of that Mrs Kravitz.
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angie is not that much better either, i doubt she has the perfect life...she probably thinks she loves living in that zoo with all those kids around. seems delusional and im wondering if the sex is good enough for brad to stick around this long.
Your face!
Submitted by Chicaloca on August 5, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I'm flatted that my opinion matters to you but, I don't give a damn about what you have to say. So if you or anyone don't like what a write then take you little mouse and scroll down and keep it moving
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"Flatted"?
Anyway, it's just a message board, don't get upset. Take a deep breath and have some fun.
And I don't have a little mouse, I have that little thingy in the middle.
you know what amazes me about this whole thing? absolutely nothing, maniston is so friggin boring that this is probably the funniest thing i've read about her all year.
Your face!
brad's a ball-less sperm donor for his uterus on demand...if that's possible to have no balls and stick impregnate an anorexic baby addict.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 5, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Dear God, how'd we all get to be so cynical?
I try to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and say "Oh shit, she's awake"
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Funny, I aim to live my life in such a whay that when my cloven heels hit the floor Satan says "DAMN, competition."
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
what, pray tell is the purpose of "flaring panty hose"?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Vivian, do not waste your time trying to shame people.
It doesn't work and it's not very edifying to the spirit.
You might as well preach about fire and brimstone and the eternal damnation of hell.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Dude, there's nothing wrong with Aniston. She's attractive, successful, rich and has a fun, carefree life. Let her keep doing what she does. No hate here.
angelina is a phony hypocritical self serving media whoring C U Next Tuesday. she's exhausted and tired...yeah, right. 4 nannies, housekeepers, chefs, assistants, bodyguards. do people really believe brad and mangie are taking care of six kids all by their selves with no help.
and i'm the queen of england
@watermark yeah I admit the Aniston hate baffles me too. I get hating celebs who are actively and agressively repulsive like Paris Hilton, ect. But what did Aniston ever do besides star in a mediocre sitcom and marry Brad Pitt? She seems so benign I don't see what's to hate. And while I don't think she's a ravishing beauty she's attractive enough and has a nice body so I've never gotten the pot shots about her appearance.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 5, 2008 - 9:33pm.
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You know what? I can believe that. Jen A. always seemed like she was some HS girl who won a date with Brad Pitt. That kind of adoration happens in relationships all the time and it destroys them before they even get started.
Also evidenced by his back-seat taking ass with AJ.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 9:32pm.
I'm flatted that my opinion matters to you but, I don't give a damn about what you have to say. So if you or anyone don't like what a write then take you little mouse and scroll down and keep it moving
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I'm always gonna be me and I'm always gonna be real so, you love it or hate it :-)
Jennifer Aniston took the high road while Brangelina seems to have done everything to shove their perfect life in her face. Brangelina seems to want to shove their perfect life in everyone's face.
Karma's going to kick Brangelina's ass when all their kids grow up to be the next generation of talentless, useless, spoiled hollyweird brats getting busted for DUIs, acting out in clubs and the usual hollywierd brat activities.