The Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston's "Flaring Panty-Hose" Cover

You know - I don't even have the energy to hate her, she's just SO bland. If she dropped off the face of the earth I wouldn't notice except for all the JJers screaming at the ocean in ecstasy.

Angelina Jolie - I hate her cuz I love to look at her but that isn't reason enough to be so full of herself. I hate her for acting like SUCH a do-gooder when I *know* I'm going to find out she's full of shit. How do I know she's full of shit? Because she refuses to live simply. How many houses? How many children? How much fuel? WAY too much.

In my estimation, Brad's the most interesting of the bunch. That is, he was UNTIL he got with AJ...now he's more like a prop.

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Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 9:31pm.

Some people on here are just down right pitiful mean. And you all work so hard at it too. Such nastiness towards people you don't even know, assuming it's "smirking to the camera" warrant such spite...does the comments make you feel better or just more empty than you did to begin with? Cause I can't imagine being a down right fucking low life blog bitch being very edifing to the spirit.
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Wait. What happened here? I thought you were an evil bitch and that bit about Satan? WTF? I take it back then.

Leatherette -

I love you

Some people on here are just down right pitiful mean. And you all work so hard at it too. Such nastiness towards people you don't even know, assuming it's "smirking to the camera" warrant such spite...does the comments make you feel better or just more empty than you did to begin with? Cause I can't imagine being a down right fucking low life blog bitch being very edifing to the spirit.

* I always try to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and say "Oh shit, she's awake".

So here is what Matthew Perry told me.
Jen and Brad's marriage was already on the rocks, but from the first day on the set of MAMS, Brad was totally emotionally disengaged from Jen and the marriage. All of my friends who worked on the set said it was very obvious from day one that Angie wanted to get her claws into Brad.
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Sensitive!

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For being such a sad sack during the divorce and all the clinging and whinning she did, her acting didn't show it in the Break-up, makes me think she might be a better actress that I gave her credit for, she makes looking happy easy. The loser in the movie world is Pitt,he lost the hot, I am glad he is so happy to be a dad with the sexiest woman in the world.

Submitted by Chicaloca on August 5, 2008 - 9:28pm.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!!! anyone that hate her should be hunged because she hasn't done anything to be hated on

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That entire sentence is wrong for so many reasons. But Jenny's stankass movies are enough to make me hate her, followed by that annoying chin, and lastly, her taste in wimpy men........

Odd-shaped left hand on her.
Totally weird.
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!!! anyone that hate her should be hunged because she hasn't done anything to be hated on. Shes so sexy and stylish, I'm so glad she moved on from stu-pitt and never looked back, but yet he's the one who always talk about how he'll always love her interviews, anyway I wish Jen nothing but the best in life

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waterbucket:
Because she isn't beautiful and excotic, isn't trying to save orphans, going to Iraq, asking some forigen leader for some kind of help, saying how much she gives to charity and isn't *fucking* Brad OVERRATED Pitt .
OH and shes OLD AND CAN'T GET LAID.

I don't and will never get the hate either.

Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.

Dear God, how'd we all get to be so cynical?

I try to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and say "Oh shit, she's awake"
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Funny, I aim to live my life in such a whay that when my cloven heels hit the floor Satan says "DAMN, competition."

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 5, 2008 - 9:03pm.

Yeah, but if they and Hollywood disappeared, we wouldn't have anything but boring politics to read... so be careful what ya wish for, deary!

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Submitted by Vivian on August 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.

Dear God,

how'd we all get to be so cynical?

I try to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and say "Oh shit, she's awake"

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Vivian -

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The whole subtle dig behind that photo shoot was that is was a depiction of the breakdown of a marriage. Brad Pitt said this...that he wanted to portray the malaise in a marriage. The assumption by everyone in Hollywood was that he was pleading his case publicly in the demise of his marriage to Jennifer Aniston and that the timing of the shoot proved he had already checked out and moved on. By reasonable extension, if that is true, then Angelina Jolie assumed the role of the wife, or Aniston, in the pictorial layout and gave her a searingly hurtful portrayal as a vain, disdainfully bored spouse. The 5 little generically blonde boys are the antithesis of the multi-cultural, multi-gendered family Jolie has personally handcrafted. So yet another message to Ms. Aniston...."I can do it better than you".....

Maybe it's not such a subtle dig after all.

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Dear God, how'd we all get to be so cynical?

I try to live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and say "Oh shit, she's awake"

I just don't get it. Why do people hate Jennifer so much? She's not the homewrecker and she's not a whore around Hollywood. I mean, I'm not her fan because she's so boring but to hate her, you need a reason.

Submitted by cartimandua on August 5, 2008 - 9:02pm.

rofl leatherette. Bradley so had the look that all the dirty old geezers love didn't he? I think that is why he has spent his whole career trying to look more 'manly' and less like the pretty little girl that he is.
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Exactly, my dear. He's another Tom Cruise working the hyper-hetero-he-man angle to make up for either being closeted or being gay-for-pay. I think Pitt falls in the gay-for-pay slot.

papasmurf - I agree, Brad Pitt is not the 'homewrecking type'. He's the type to let his home get wrecked. He doesn't have the spine for the other imho.

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That photo shoot was planned and staged by Brad Pitt and it stated so in the accompanying article if I remember correctly. He thought it would be "fun".

Got the morals of a grass snake when new twat is involved.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 5, 2008 - 8:10pm.

I never bought into his "nothing happened" routine, doesn't it mean it wasn't the truth, but if I were a gambling woman I would say they started up their shit from the very first day she told him how wonderful she was.

Now, don't get me wrong, I can't stand Jenny either and would like to see all three of them...no wait...ALL of Hollywood disappear."

Yeah, but if they and Hollywood disappeared, we wouldn't have anything but boring politics to read... so be careful what ya wish for, deary!

rofl leatherette. Bradley so had the look that all the dirty old geezers love didn't he? I think that is why he has spent his whole career trying to look more 'manly' and less like the pretty little girl that he is.

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"Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 5, 2008 - 4:53pm.

@Love Papa,
If I had the International/national media comparing every move I made to Cuntalina Holie I would be a little cranky too.

Totally believe that they were doing the wild thing on the set of Mr. & Mrs., otherwise Aniston would not have flown down to the set. If Brad P had a principle he would not have done that photo shoot with W that featured AJ and himself as parents of 5 little boys (all blondies) That was insult to injury considering those photos were shoot months prior to seperation..."

Yeah, but in a way you can't dictate what happens in photo shoots. I mean, if a magazine wants something, they're going to either fight you on it in person or behind your backs by saying you preformed a breach of contract.

I do believe that the two had some sort of chemistry during the Mr. & Mrs. Shoot... hell, you can tell, but like I said before, I don't think Brad is the homewrecking type.

But then again I love Disney films... so I don't know.

Hi Carti!
Did we fiure out who photoshopped Aniston's head onto Khloe Kardasians body yet??

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 5, 2008 - 8:10pm.

I never bought into his "nothing happened" routine, doesn't it mean it wasn't the truth, but if I were a gambling woman I would say they started up their shit from the very first day she told him how wonderful she was.

Now, don't get me wrong, I can't stand Jenny either and would like to see all three of them...no wait...ALL of Hollywood disappear.

"Submitted by cartimandua on August 5, 2008 - 4:47pm.

angel - lol...if the ass is flat, it's definitely Jolie's.

And papasmurf....justjared is thataway ---> They keep all the delusional folks over there."

LOL @ you thinking I'm a Brangelina freak. I'm just simply saying that Brad seems more of a respectable guy than to cheat on someone that he's in a relationship with and that's just my opinion.

Angelina Sex Tape Still: http://www.xcelebsx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/angelina-jolie-sex-ta...
No shit!

The caption says: That's right - it's as still from the Angelina sex tape...and Brad Pitt doesn't seem to be anywhere nearby. (sorta)

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"And to some degree the tabs tend to home in on the facts. Why is it that no other divorced actress has this published about her so long after the fact? Well, where there's smoke there's fire."
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dementa - the only people honing in on that 'fact' are the loons, and they are making it up as they go. I hope you aren't confusing the comments section of a certain blog as a legitimate publication. I know I don't take the 'so and so IS...' blog seriously.

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OMG Britney! And it's old:
http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/Britney%20Spears%20Album/images/...

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Dementa: Sorry to break it to ya, hon. But Bradley has a sorry case of pencil dick and a sore butt hole from giving it up to Merv Griffin for his Hollywood career. Stick a dildo in him cause he's done. NEXT.

@Love Papa,
If I had the International/national media comparing every move I made to Cuntalina Holie I would be a little cranky too.

Totally believe that they were doing the wild thing on the set of Mr. & Mrs., otherwise Aniston would not have flown down to the set. If Brad P had a principle he would not have done that photo shoot with W that featured AJ and himself as parents of 5 little boys (all blondies) That was insult to injury considering those photos were shoot months prior to seperation...

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They were both cute. But AJ had WAY better hair:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505...

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That person is at least six feet tall, big boobs and doesn't have to work nearly as hard to look good as Blandistan. Def not Blandiston's flat ass (and come on, she does have one -- ever seen "Break-up"?)

Anyway she's not an old maid now, but give her a few years. She's the kind who always ends up one, no matter how many times she's married -- she's boring, bitchy, clingy, perpetually single and probably will start buying cats by the busload anytime now.

Sorry, but no matter how many embittered divorcees tell us that "She's happy! She's over Brad! It's all of YOU...", it just doesn't stick. Come on, she's chasing a way younger man with a playa reputation, which is a sign of age-insecurity in Hollywood. She made it abundantly clear that she wanted a brilliant film career, but four years after Friends expired her career is still in the toilet, both for "serious" films and rotten romantic comedies. Her personal style and life haven't shifted at all since her "glory days," which is usually a sign that said person is unhappy and trying to rewind time.

And to some degree the tabs tend to home in on the facts. Why is it that no other divorced actress has this published about her so long after the fact? Well, where there's smoke there's fire.

angel - lol...if the ass is flat, it's definitely Jolie's.

And papasmurf....justjared is thataway ---> They keep all the delusional folks over there.

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I'm sorry but I think she's hot.

cartimandua said it, I think: she looks best when she's really free. I wish she would do funnier movies. That sappy stuff doesn't really look good on her.

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mike,

Absolutely agreed. My irritation is with media outlets that pretend they actually have legitimacy.

I get hacked by that whole 'look at me in my Prius' thing. Pitt, the king of green housing, tools around in one of those gargantuan $120K G-Class Mercedes SUV/tanks. But only when the helicopter won't do.

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I know she thinks she has such a great ass, but it looks pretty square in these pictures. Plus, she wears those shoes all the time. And yeah, I agree about the Range Rover. She's real environmentally conscience. Yeah, right... She is a fake! LOL!

Is that JA's head on AJ's body? Bizarre!

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... yep, "old maid," "desperate" -- AND the countdown to HOMEWRECKA starts NOW

carry on, good haus fraus ;*

Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie - all dull/boring. Mediocre actors who made it because of their looks and/or family connections.

I would call those "stockings" and I think they're cute. The word "panty-hose" makes me think of those tan things that come out of an egg and senior citizens wear. You couldn't pay me to wear "panty-hose".

Maybe these are for cross-dressers and it was supposed to say FLAMING Panty-Hose.

Submitted by Spoiled on August 5, 2008 - 5:30pm.

I noticed that too. I just don't have the energy to track down someone who may have had contact with someone I don't really care about in the first place. I'm such a lazy stalker.

"Submitted by Capitanne on August 5, 2008 - 4:32pm.

Anyone who believes AJ and BP weren't fucking on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith is an idiot. She saw a married she wanted and she took him period. So why all the hating on Jennifer Aniston, she is being punished for "not being good enough" for Brad Pitt. I don't remember her head tripping when she with him - she always seemed self-conscious."

Shit... watching that movie you can TELL they had chemistry and I believe that was the beginning of the end for Jen and Brad's marriage. Having said that, I think Brad is more of a decent person than to have an affair while married or in a relationship with someone else.

I know a few people who have had run ins with Jennifer Aniston in a professional setting who say she is an uber bitch. I would want to get away from that as soon as possible.

Brad - 1 Aniston - 0.

I don't remember perceiving smugness from Jennifer Aniston when she was with Pitt. I just remember she used to smile a whole lot more back in those days. Kind of sad....she looks her best when she's giving the world one of those big uninhibited smiles.

Getting repeatedly burned by Jolie-Pitt's loons will definitely wipe that smile from your face I suppose.

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She owns a Prius but takes the 7-liter Range Rover. She uses the Prius to show up at red-carpet events.

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Submitted by Capitanne on August 6, 2008 - 1:26pm.

Oh stop with the pity party for Aniston, I think its pretty safe to say that she is well and truely over her marriage to BP. I bet she thanks god every damn day that she didn't have any kids with him. Its time to stop the pity party and let people get on with their lives. She looks happy with Mayer and as people have said she will probably be the next celeb to have a baby- this time triplets to top them all lol.

I remember her being smug when she hooked up with Brad Pitt, too.
But she has always been annoying to me. I can't stand her horsey face, and she can't act for shit.

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I'm just trying to wrap my mind around the flaring part. I'm coming up with all sorts of notions not fit for print.

Yea...Jennifer Aniston does look good though. I also attribute it to the "Brad Shitt bullet dodging" frito mentions. She has to be marveling at how damn close she came to becoming a glorified bun warmer and haggard day care worker, I mean mommy. (No offense to daycare workers out there...anyone who cares for dozens of little monsters on daily basis has my respect.)

I predict Jennifer Aniston will eventually have kids and do it responsibly...NOT creating a hoard of neglected future felons.

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Anyone who believes AJ and BP weren't fucking on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith is an idiot. She saw a married she wanted and she took him period. So why all the hating on Jennifer Aniston, she is being punished for "not being good enough" for Brad Pitt. I don't remember her head tripping when she with him - she always seemed self-conscious.